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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Rahxephon91 on May 03, 2016, 10:07:41 PM

Title: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 03, 2016, 10:07:41 PM
Has anyone here actually done this? Is it worth it? Should I do it, just to get things out of the way and out of my system? This is strangely(to me anyway) always thrown around as a solution to problems. How much do you need?

I was gonna try and save up for a Mac this summer, but I can get a cheap laptop or none at all lol.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 03, 2016, 10:17:29 PM
Well first you need to actually convince one to take you on. There's this misconception people who don't hobby have that you can't be rejected just because you're paying. It's a sellers market, in actual fact.

Anyway, 200 and a decent gratuity is what you're looking at for an hour with a provider. That's what I'd consider entry level, you can increase your costs quite ludicrously when you hobby.

E: You can get most of the GFE without paying for GFE if you shop smartly. It's kind of like In N Out's secret menu.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: El Babua on May 03, 2016, 11:25:51 PM
Thought this was a Pallando thread tbh

And yes, to both of you

edit: had to look up GFE, still yes
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 03, 2016, 11:26:38 PM
A hail storm depleted my hooker fund hence why I haven't done anything yet.   :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 03, 2016, 11:27:39 PM
Well Atra it's simple you just....wait....this isn't a Pallando thread?
What's next? a "I love bbc!" thread by someone other than PD?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Trent Dole on May 03, 2016, 11:35:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koFsMbtPPck
:confused
spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 03, 2016, 11:38:21 PM
A hail storm depleted my hooker fund hence why I haven't done anything yet.   :doge
June's an expensive month for gaming for me.

I also find it rather pathetic.

It's like "Oh I guess I couldn't make it on my own".
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 03, 2016, 11:48:49 PM
A hail storm depleted my hooker fund hence why I haven't done anything yet.   :doge

God doesn't want you to get laid. 

Try tinder - its the devils domain. 
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 04, 2016, 01:04:20 AM
Well Atra it's simple you just....wait....this isn't a Pallando thread?
What's next? a "I love bbc!" thread by someone other than PD?
PD is the one that suggested this to me. I'll have to save some money up though.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Trent Dole on May 04, 2016, 01:10:13 AM
Also what is this 200 for GFE nonsense? Go find a happy ending parlor for less than half that. Seriously though don't pay for fug, have some goddamn dignity.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 04, 2016, 01:13:58 AM
I think there's supposed to be a point of female companionship.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: El Babua on May 04, 2016, 01:20:48 AM
edit: had to look up GFE, still yes

Sure you did

I only pay hookers for shameful sex, not paid lies.  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 04, 2016, 01:25:42 AM
I think there's supposed to be a point of female companionship.

Well, I'm not really sure you'll find one who wants to talk about anime and vidya. Like if art schools didn't cost a lot I probably would be in the same boat, so no offense meant.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 04, 2016, 01:55:35 AM
Sure, I need more hobbies, but I don't actually watch or talk about anime. At least not new stuff anyway. It's not really an active hobby. Just something I sometimes dabble with, but mostly old stuff. If it comes up with people cool, but it's not a topic I spend a lot of time with.

Besides, aren't I just paying them to listen and have more involved sex with? If not, whats the point of a GFE over a regular hooker or a backpage girl?

I mean at this point, I'm really just looking to skip the entire girlfriend thing and pay someone to have sex with while getting a bit more then a car hookup and maybe have them listen to my annoyance and tell me nice soothing things.

I mean at this point it's pretty clear the whole women thing isn't for me. It's not aspergers or whatever. I was tested for that and I'm not on the spectrum or whatever. I did actually take your guys advice and get help and I think my more positive posts around have showed a much more positive outlook, but yeah women are a thing that still scare me, so I'm looking for an easy way out. With how much it comes up here I'd thought some of you would have tried it.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: VomKriege on May 04, 2016, 02:32:08 AM
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I also find it rather pathetic.
It's like "Oh I guess I couldn't make it on my own".

Well at some point there's clearly negative spiraling self-reinforcement going on with this type of matter. Throwing money to deflate it might not seem the most delicate thing out there but putting behind you the looming monolith of "doing it" will probably help you approach future romantic adventures in a much more relaxed, sensitive way.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 04, 2016, 03:08:41 AM
Sure, I need more hobbies, but I don't actually watch or talk about anime. At least not new stuff anyway. It's not really an active hobby. Just something I sometimes dabble with, but mostly old stuff. If it comes up with people cool, but it's not a topic I spend a lot of time with.

Besides, aren't I just paying them to listen and have more involved sex with? If not, whats the point of a GFE over a regular hooker or a backpage girl?

I mean at this point, I'm really just looking to skip the entire girlfriend thing and pay someone to have sex with while getting a bit more then a car hookup and maybe have them listen to my annoyance and tell me nice soothing things.

I mean at this point it's pretty clear the whole women thing isn't for me. It's not aspergers or whatever. I was tested for that and I'm not on the spectrum or whatever. I did actually take your guys advice and get help and I think my more positive posts around have showed a much more positive outlook, but yeah women are a thing that still scare me, so I'm looking for an easy way out. With how much it comes up here I'd thought some of you would have tried it.

Well, like, GFE starts with stuff like being able to kiss on the mouth. (That's not a joke for no reason...) If you want to vent and get a boost to your self-esteem, that comes with time as you get more comfortable as a regular with any provider who operates above street walking tier, though I would suggest you don't be strictly honest when you vent (that goes for anybody) and keep in mind that it's not serious. (i.e. Don't catch feels.) So you don't need to go diving in the deep end per se if you don't want to pay $350+ for an explicit GFE.

It's good to hear that you got help and are trying to lead a more positive life. :)

e: This probably sounds way more intimidating than it actually is. Just be prepared to be scrutinized a lot (understandably) and be safe and just accept that you're not going to connect with everyone you might want to connect with.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: brawndolicious on May 04, 2016, 03:51:19 AM
Don't be an idiot. You know it'd make you more depressed and on edge and make you repeat every single thing you hate about yourself. Just accept that you too can be an average guy in the dating scene and that being embarrassed or whatever it is you dread happening is not that big a deal really.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 04, 2016, 04:47:03 AM
Reading Kara this sounds way more work, money and less fun than hooking up with a girl in a club or something.

plus what the above post said
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: chronovore on May 04, 2016, 04:49:09 AM
I think you were closer than you thought with the woman you'd mentioned in the other thread. Go have a coffee with her. As a friend. If you can actually truly have a conversation with her without wishing you were in her pants, you're going to find it easier each time to speak with women.

You can't lose what you don't have.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: nudemacusers on May 04, 2016, 07:05:22 AM
The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.

It's better if you aren't paying, but I think you get to the point where the continued degradation of your self-esteem from not having nutted in a chick outweighs the self-esteem hit you'll take from having to pay. That tipping point is probably in the mid 20s or late 20s depending on the person. If you're 22, I'd say hold out. If you're 26 or up, pay that money.
This is some real shit. Sometimes you just gotta pay bros.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 04, 2016, 07:14:51 AM
As the resident Bore whoremonger I would say that you won't resolve your many, many issues by getting laid, whether you pay for it or not.

So if you want to cum in a vagina and not your usual right hand, then sure, go for it.

If you're doing it for any reason other than the above, then no.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Yulwei on May 04, 2016, 07:40:00 AM
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body

Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 04, 2016, 09:43:23 AM
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body

(http://i1379.photobucket.com/albums/ah156/CapnLeftHook/Mobile%20Uploads/ktf_zpspneuccdv.gif)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: meeb on May 04, 2016, 10:54:07 AM
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body

How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 04, 2016, 11:40:53 AM
Get a PSE experience instead, go for the real.
?

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I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high
Well if there's one thing I can say is it's that I usually smell fantastic and my hygiene is pretty damn good. I don't dress like a slob either.

I probably shouldn't have any standards though.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 04, 2016, 11:44:34 AM
Didn't expect Karakand to be the hooker expert.

:gurl

I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body

How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.

Same. Though to be fair, the girl they married is kinda overweight themselves. I wish they'd get slightly healthier since they're good people, but it's not my place to say.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: king of the internet on May 04, 2016, 01:35:56 PM
I don't think you could pay a woman enough to be forced to listen to you rant about Final Fantasy for hours.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2016, 02:24:18 PM
Didn't expect Karakand to be the hooker expert.

Hooker expert is not the proper nomenclature. Gentleman, please.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2016, 02:30:10 PM
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 04, 2016, 02:35:56 PM
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body

How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.

Willco was/is 375 pounds and had girlfriends.  I don't think being fat is that much of a hindrance for either men or women.

Rahxephon's issue is cripplingly low self esteem.  He could be jacked with a six pack and still not get any.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: demi on May 04, 2016, 02:40:42 PM
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*


*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body

How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.

Boogie2988 ("Francis") made a post about this on a Reddit AMA that basically amounted to "my pussy eating skills on fleek"

I'd believe it  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 04, 2016, 02:46:10 PM
A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2016, 02:46:31 PM
http://imgur.com/C76MTlR

Rahx, Atra, which way does yours grow?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 04, 2016, 02:48:10 PM
I don't think you could pay a woman enough to be forced to listen to you rant about Final Fantasy for hours.
Well it's a good thing I'm not trying to do that.

I don't even have friends that like Final Fantasy.

I don't know what you people think, but I don't actually talk about these things offline. Like none of my friends are nerds who actually like this stuff. Hence why I would come to a forum to talk about nerd stuff. Hell im not even the person with the highest post count in gaming.

I mean besides being a vagaina yesterday, I went to see Keanu with my two friends who talk about Sneakers and rap music the way you think I must talk about FF.
I'm not actually looking for someone who has exactly the same interests if at all.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2016, 02:52:02 PM
I think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist.  :doge

You remind me of when I thought talking to a girl and potentially fucking up=the end of the world. That's why I first suggested you hang with your female friends more, get used to being around women.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 04, 2016, 03:01:17 PM
I would rank getting a hooker over therapy, buying anime, buying comic books, and buying Nintendo games
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: meeb on May 04, 2016, 04:03:13 PM
A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.

I don't think I know anyone in their 20s without a roommate or two.

Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 04, 2016, 04:29:14 PM
but i thought people didn't like escort missions or dating simulations? ???
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 04, 2016, 06:01:31 PM
Reading Kara this sounds way more work, money and less fun than hooking up with a girl in a club or something.

plus what the above post said

It's a lot of up front work, especially if you aren't traditionally employed. (Calling your job is a way you're verified as not being a copper if you don't have references, for example.)

As for your alternative, unless you're paying me I'd prefer to avoid pretending to care.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 04, 2016, 06:35:57 PM
The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.

this is 100% false in my experience *shrug*. as a certified thirtysomething virgin-except-for-a-handful-of-random-hookups-over-the-years, the best part of those was getting to hang out with a woman and experience the crazy ambient energy of her apartment for a night. the actual sex part was whatever. i actually tended to prefer the similar experiences when we ended up sleeping together platonically, tbh.

so i dunno what the point of paying for this stuff would be unless she's running it as some weird new age spiritual practice out of her apartment/house.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 04, 2016, 07:32:11 PM
Won't be technically true until Monday when the next wave of packages from my supplier arrive
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 04, 2016, 08:43:05 PM
I thought Karakand was copying and pasting ???

A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.

I don't think I know anyone in their 20s without a roommate or two.

That's my point.  I'm saying that due to lower expectations, fat people have it better now than they ever have.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 04, 2016, 09:14:43 PM
I have many hobbies. :-*
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2016, 10:36:22 PM
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: bluemax on May 05, 2016, 12:37:21 AM
The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.

this is 100% false in my experience *shrug*. as a certified thirtysomething virgin-except-for-a-handful-of-random-hookups-over-the-years, the best part of those was getting to hang out with a woman and experience the crazy ambient energy of her apartment for a night. the actual sex part was whatever. i actually tended to prefer the similar experiences when we ended up sleeping together platonically, tbh.

so i dunno what the point of paying for this stuff would be unless she's running it as some weird new age spiritual practice out of her apartment/house.

Maybe I'm just as much a robot as you, but I had my first "hook up" type experience earlier this year and the part that was most enjoyable was just laying in bed and shooting the shit with someone and not really worrying about anything else. Of course then I found out she was weirdly religious and I decided not to keep sticking my dick in that brand of crazy.

I guess its all about priorities and expectations or something.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 05, 2016, 01:15:22 AM
Even I'm not "over" sex and I'm over things you don't even know exist. Praise Slaanesh. :preach
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 05, 2016, 01:51:09 AM
is that a warhammer chaos god?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: chronovore on May 05, 2016, 06:17:43 AM
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.

I don't think that's the nuance Recursivelynumerable was going for, Zodiac.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Fifstar on May 05, 2016, 07:25:13 AM
I don't see how paying for sex would have change on your self esteem? It's not the sex itself that feeds your confidence, it's the feeling that somebody else wants you for yourself. I dunno, maybe some people can trick themselves with a "GFE", but for myself I believe this would felt like a failure for the rest of my life.

Also, at least for myself, neither having a couple of hook ups nor having a long term girlfriend (who was hot, nice and confident) has really fixed my confidence issues.

I don't know you rahx but I would recommend to work on yourself from a more general point of view. You failing at "getting girls" (or whatever you exactly want) is probably more a symptom than the cause of your problems.
 
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2016, 10:23:28 AM
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.
Yep.  Then busting out of the closet and tackling them before they have a chance to scream for help.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 05, 2016, 10:27:51 AM
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.

I don't think that's the nuance Recursivelynumerable was going for, Zodiac.

I was waiting for recursive to say this so I could reply 'Shhhhhh I know how you like it'.  You ruined my dark rape comedic entrapment Chrono.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: meeb on May 05, 2016, 05:45:43 PM
I thought Karakand was copying and pasting ???

A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.

I don't think I know anyone in their 20s without a roommate or two.

That's my point.  I'm saying that due to lower expectations, fat people have it better now than they ever have.

I mean there's plenty of fat people with roommates.

Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: chronovore on May 05, 2016, 06:34:59 PM
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated.  Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments.  Feeling that energy - for a night.

I don't think that's the nuance Recursivelynumerable was going for, Zodiac.

I was waiting for recursive to say this so I could reply 'Shhhhhh I know how you like it'.  You ruined my dark rape comedic entrapment Chrono.

Shhh.

I know how you like it.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Coitus on May 06, 2016, 11:00:48 AM
I thought the whole point of paying for sex was so you didn't have to put up with the "GFE."
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2016, 11:50:24 AM
I thought the whole point of paying for sex was so you didn't have to put up with the "GFE."
You mean coitus?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 06, 2016, 11:52:41 AM
GFE usually means that you get a blowski without a condom.  That would be a big draw as a covered BJ is utterly pointless.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 06, 2016, 04:46:59 PM
So PD, you can send me your  list of the GFEs in the Chicago Land south suburbs area.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 06, 2016, 05:12:18 PM
So PD, you can send me your  list of the GFEs in the Chicago Land south suburbs area.

You mean BFEs?
PSSH... If that's what I wanted I wouldn't have to pay for it.


I'll tell you a secret I haven't told anyone. I tried the whole gay thing. It's when I was around 20. Mostly because I thought "well girls don't like me clearly and guys hit on me all the time maybe...". I didn't enjoy it. While I can admit a man is good looking and am probably a little bi. I don't find men as sexually attractive as women. Dick does nothing for me and yes I tried. I'll leave it at that. Please don't judge me.

Men are easier to talk to and read though.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 06, 2016, 05:13:39 PM
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I think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist.  :doge

this is ridiculous
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 06, 2016, 05:21:03 PM
While I [...] am probably a little bi. [...] Dick does nothing for me. Please [...] judge me.

*Judges you so hard*
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2016, 05:23:24 PM
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I think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist.  :doge

this is ridiculous

It's ridiculous that you gotta pay $200 for a therapist and they don't even offer happy endings.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 06, 2016, 05:25:45 PM
You can't leave the bore hanging after a semi chub with that gay talk. You need to release full deets. In order for you to do so, I'll actually give you a reputable escort site with nice GFE workers. No lie.

Plz pass on to me thx
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 06, 2016, 05:25:48 PM
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I think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist.  :doge

this is ridiculous
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 06, 2016, 05:28:30 PM
It's nothing fascinating. I felt really depressed about my girl status and tried something else with a guy. Because especially when I had long hair I looked like a cool young dude. No anal. I didn't like it and broke contact with that guy. People experiment and that's what I did. Then I realized "no I'm straight." And I'm happy that's what I got out of it.

He was very nice and slow with me. Just a nice dude at school. Mexican and older then me. Had his own place off campus at the time. Was friends with one of my female friends so would come over to our dorms a lot. Liked anime and talked about that stuff. We just traded head and did nothing I was uncomfortable with. I don't know, I'm pretty sure he wasn't looking for a relationship and we were just having fun and I just wanted basically someone to touch me because after 20 years of no physical contact why wouldn't you? It ended because I could never get off and always found it unfun and awkward.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 06, 2016, 05:29:06 PM
It's not uncommon to find unprotected oral sex outside explicitly GFE encounters.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 06, 2016, 05:56:22 PM
Despite going to BJU I never gave or received head but can I still get that link, fam?  :doge

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Actually don't worry about it. I'm going to hire a copywriter and a photographer to help me create a Tinder profile.
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 06, 2016, 07:04:32 PM
You can't leave the bore hanging after a semi chub with that gay talk. You need to release full deets. In order for you to do so, I'll actually give you a reputable escort site with nice GFE workers. No lie.

Plz pass on to me thx

Make a thread or at least a lengthy post about your experiences in Europe and it's yours too.

Oh wow I totally spaced that.  I still have it written down, I will upload it
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2016, 07:41:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vDlIuEQ.gif)
let's go.

Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: brawndolicious on May 07, 2016, 03:04:05 AM
GFE usually means that you get a blowski without a condom.  That would be a big draw as a covered BJ is utterly pointless.

I wouldn't really count it as sex if you haven't consumed any of your partner's bodily fluids. I mean I wouldn't judge anyone wrt either side of prostitution since there's nothing wrong with it (if we're talking about consenting adults) but Rahx flip flopping between dating and paying a pro is like somebody not being able to decide whether to go on a trip around the world or watching the Discovery channel.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 07, 2016, 03:16:09 AM
Well I can't afford either right now anyway.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 08, 2016, 08:34:07 PM
You can't leave the bore hanging after a semi chub with that gay talk. You need to release full deets. In order for you to do so, I'll actually give you a reputable escort site with nice GFE workers. No lie.

Plz pass on to me thx

Make a thread or at least a lengthy post about your experiences in Europe and it's yours too.

I'll spread them around.  Since you delivered, so will I:

There was a porn star that I used to beat my meat to who fortunately was an escort and was located in Prague.  So I did some digging and found out that she would be willing to fly to Berlin.  I went through the agency and the person on the other end clearly didn't speak much English and probably used Google Translate so the e-mail conversation was a little rough.  At any rate, I was able to send my information along, except the room number of course since I wasn't there yet.  The whole thing took about two weeks to firm up.  I was getting ripped off on the whole thing because she absolutely insisted on traveling first class (even though the time to fly from Prague to Berlin is only about an hour or so) and insisted on getting some taxi service that only uses Tesla cars.  I was a little frustrated but I was in it for the experience and could afford it, so I said why not.  I had to prepay most of it, so I was taking a chance that she would even show up.  A few days later, I checked into the hotel and sent my room number over to them.

The day she was supposed to show up, I was very nervous, not even sure if it was going to happen.  So I did a lot of sightseeing in the former East Berlin while checking my phone every minute or so.  As it got closer, I cut my sightseeing short and I went back to my hotel, even more nervous.  To pass the time, I watched Riddick (the 2013 movie) which was in German with English subtitles.  Towards the end of the movie, I found that I got a text from her a few minutes before saying that she landed and was on the way.  Since the airport was a ways away, I had about a half hour.  So I brushed my teeth again, took a piss, etc.  Then I got a phone call from the front desk of the hotel saying I had a guest.  I wasn't sure if they frowned upon "ladies of the evening" but they didn't seem to care apparently.  I'm sure I was not the first or last person who brought a hooker to their hotel.

I went down to see her and she was smoking hot and was all smiles.  She spoke decent English so we had a polite but simple conversation as we went to my room.  Since I had to give her the last part of the money, I handed it over and we had a brief conversation.  Having just went to Prague, we talked about the city, what stuff I saw, what places I should have went to, etc.  Sounds corny but I was nervous as hell and it definitely calmed me down.  Once I was calm, we started making out, feeling up her gigantic tits.  I will skip the NSFW stuff for the 12 year olds like Andrex but it was mindblowing stuff and we pretty much did everything (except BDSM which as you know, I don't like).  After a couple of hours of fucking, making out, her blowing me, etc., we had a late night room service dinner.  After a while after eating, she asked if I need a pick me up, at which point she busted out a small baggie of coke!  Having never partaken in the booger sugar, I said, "fuck it" and went for it.  We were ready to go pretty much then and there and we pretty much went at it all throughout the night, taking breaks here and there and snorting bumps from the bag.  I was definitely feeling tired but I was determined to get my money's worth.

At about 6 in the morning, her time was up but she stayed a couple hours past, mostly just making out, fingering her, sucking on her giant tits, and so on.  She called her expensive ass Tesla taxi and left.  I was so tired and dehydrated that after eating a small breakfast, I went back to my room and woke up about 1 or 2 in the afternoon.  Then I called room service to have them immediately change out my bed sheets.  The bed was a mess so I left a 20 Euro tip as a thank you/sorry to the poor people who changed out the sheets.

Overall it set me back a little over 2500 Euro.  Definitely worth it because I never really had an experience like that since.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: mormapope on May 08, 2016, 08:47:55 PM
Sounds like that was a Disney World experience for adults.  :delicious

Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 08, 2016, 08:51:36 PM
I will skip the NSFW stuff for the 12 year olds like Andrex

:gurl

:comeon :comeon :comeon :comeon :comeon
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 08, 2016, 08:58:37 PM
I can get into that part more if people really want to
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2016, 09:01:50 PM
Did you get pegged? y/n
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 08, 2016, 09:46:41 PM
What porn star?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2016, 09:58:46 PM
:whoo

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You let her blow you without a condom?
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Post by: demi on May 08, 2016, 10:34:12 PM
Lost me at the coke
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 09, 2016, 12:29:30 AM
Jesus. I need to save up money.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: toku on May 09, 2016, 12:35:22 AM
The Bore inspires
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 09, 2016, 04:06:09 AM
:mynicca

Sounds like once in a lifetime experience man

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That's someones daughter though  :iface
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: zomgee on May 09, 2016, 07:00:55 AM
To think I used to pay money to read stuff like this.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 09, 2016, 10:01:32 PM
For the most part, the escort procedure was typical: go through a high priced agency, send a text, and then a while later they showed up.  These girls were all hot, spoke amazing English, I'd do dirty things with them, and then after two hours or more, they'd leave.  One hour seemed too short and three hours, some of them required that you had to eat with them.  I didn't mind that but it was an expectation that it was two hours of sex and one hour of dinner.  Not always but they did have a point: three hours seemed like a long time.  So I often stuck with two.

The only other memorable one that I'll pass along was when I got two girls: one of them had this amazing bubble butt with no tits and it was the opposite for the other girl.  Both were amazing looking and were very friendly.  I did have a threesome once in college and I was so worried about not making a girl jealous that I didn't enjoy it.  Here I was free to spend more time on whoever without catching endless drama.  So once I handed over the money, we all shared a bottle of champagne.  Then halfway through the drink they started making out. 

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I thought "oh shit" and realized it was on, so I put the hand of the girl with the nice ass on my dick (still with pants on).  Things quickly escalated and we started sucking on the other girl's tits for a few minutes.  We all got naked and then went to the bed.  They started grabbing for my dick but I asked them to keep fooling around with each other first while I watched.  Eventually both girls crawled over to my bed and started blowing me (without a condom).  I asked the girl with the bigger tits to come closer and started to finger her.  She was wet as fuck.  So I practically jumped out of bed to put a condom on and ran back to start banging her then and there.  The other girl kneeled next to me and we would start making out here and there.  This fucked up my rhythm but what did I care.

For a while, we just changed positions every few minutes.  About the halfway point, we were all thirsty so we all got water, finished the rest of the champagne and then maybe the last half or so was just chatting with them while occasionally kissing, feeling each other up, etc.  Without looking at the clock, we were about a half hour over and decided to end it then and there.  In hindsight, I should have paid for extra time.
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This set me back about 1000 Euros overall: 500 for each girl.  Shit blew me away, bryhs.  It was about another hour or so before I could sleep (it was pushing midnight) but I wanted to watch Jupiter Ascending for whatever reason, which was a shite movie yet somehow felt right in the moment.

I think I will end the stories here because the rest are too repetitive so these two were the highlights.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rufus on May 09, 2016, 10:29:02 PM
So, to be extremely boring, how much all told?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 09, 2016, 10:46:08 PM
This all honestly sounds not at all up my alley.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 09, 2016, 10:58:26 PM
Simply amazing. I have to do this now.

At this point I'd like to just have some sexual fun because I've never been able to have any. For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon, but I'd actually like to have sex and at least this only costs money and would be a sure thing. My friends think I'd be a loser for doing this, but at this point it dosen't really matter.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 10, 2016, 02:58:58 AM
Makes me doubt the whole story really
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 10, 2016, 05:24:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/PYqpXmZ.gif)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 10, 2016, 05:31:09 AM
why don't you just go get the experience of having a relationship vicariously, right down the street in the Stevie Nicks thread.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2016, 07:24:54 AM
The filthiest thing you did was watch Jupiter Ascending.

Indeed.  That was some truly shameful shit.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: bork on May 10, 2016, 10:30:09 AM

as a certified thirtysomething virgin-except-for-a-handful-of-random-hookups-over-the-years

:confused
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: brawndolicious on May 10, 2016, 12:50:51 PM
Recursive has a different definition of virginity. He's on a higher plane.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2016, 12:59:08 PM
Ya he's just one of those virgins who has had sex. 
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 10, 2016, 01:04:55 PM
Ryan Smiles is going to be in Chicago around my BDay holy shit! $600  though....eh maybe.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: demi on May 10, 2016, 01:15:06 PM
Sell me some of ur games Rahx I will fund your fuckfest
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Trent Dole on May 10, 2016, 02:01:17 PM
Ryan Smiles is going to be in Chicago around my BDay holy shit! $600  though....eh maybe.
*searches* Giant flabby wiggly asses are hot now huh.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 10, 2016, 03:32:25 PM
yes.




I mean she's not attractive so much in the face and I'd usually like skinnier(though I like curvy) women in real life. Still when it comes to porn I like big tna that I couldn't possibly handle in real life.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 10, 2016, 04:43:45 PM
Recursive has a different definition of virginity. He's on a higher plane.

yes, I do use the modern definition. I am pure as the hyperdriven hypersnow.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2016, 05:21:37 PM
tfw your emotional hymen remains intact
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 10, 2016, 05:29:36 PM
my emotional hymen
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Togliatti_surface.png)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: bork on May 10, 2016, 05:37:10 PM
At this point I'd like to just have some sexual fun because I've never been able to have any. For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon, but I'd actually like to have sex and at least this only costs money and would be a sure thing. My friends think I'd be a loser for doing this, but at this point it dosen't really matter.

Why is that?  You seem like you're being too hard on yourself.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2016, 06:35:54 PM
tfw your emotional hymen remains intact

recursive lost his emotional hymen while riding a horse. 
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 12:44:22 AM
So yeah I'm close to setting one up now.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Yulwei on May 12, 2016, 12:51:25 AM
Post pic of escort  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 12, 2016, 01:22:44 AM
For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon,
Why is that?  You seem like you're being too hard on yourself.

Eh, I can understand it. But I'm not going to air my problems in public. :doge

Post pic of escort  :doge

He's setting up with the porn star that is going to Chicago, given how the thread's turned out isn't he?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 03:14:58 AM
The porn star is a bit too costly for me and in the end like beyoncé says I'm not ready for all that jelly.

So I've just contacted a "college" aged slim and busty blonde white girl because in the end thats what I like. She dosen't seem too intense and looks real.

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http://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/639238.htm?sf=23&pid=6192&sid=5&loc=7
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So I'm just waiting for her 2nd reply and her verifying stuff.

There's also this, that is'nt too crazy.
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http://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/686724.htm?sf=23&pid=6192&sid=5&loc=7
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At this point I'd like to just have some sexual fun because I've never been able to have any. For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon, but I'd actually like to have sex and at least this only costs money and would be a sure thing. My friends think I'd be a loser for doing this, but at this point it dosen't really matter.

Why is that?  You seem like you're being too hard on yourself.
Based on my experience and well the fact that I'm almost 26 and it has'nt happen yet. I've missed a few developmental steps.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 12, 2016, 03:38:23 AM
tfw your emotional hymen remains intact

recursive lost his emotional hymen while riding a horse.

i don't get it :(
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 12, 2016, 06:34:37 AM
Recursive, sometimes women have their hymens broken by means other than intercourse, or at least that's what my wife's parents assured me on our wedding night.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2016, 07:36:36 AM
are you going to eat their pussy?  That's GFE.  The chick in the first link is :drool
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 12, 2016, 07:45:23 AM
Thats unsavoury
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2016, 07:50:44 AM
I'm a sick fuck
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Yulwei on May 12, 2016, 07:51:20 AM
The porn star is a bit too costly for me and in the end like beyoncé says I'm not ready for all that jelly.

So I've just contacted a "college" aged slim and busty blonde white girl because in the end thats what I like. She dosen't seem too intense and looks real.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/639238.htm?sf=23&pid=6192&sid=5&loc=7
[close]

So I'm just waiting for her 2nd reply and her verifying stuff.

There's also this, that is'nt too crazy.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/686724.htm?sf=23&pid=6192&sid=5&loc=7
[close]

At this point I'd like to just have some sexual fun because I've never been able to have any. For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon, but I'd actually like to have sex and at least this only costs money and would be a sure thing. My friends think I'd be a loser for doing this, but at this point it dosen't really matter.

Why is that?  You seem like you're being too hard on yourself.
Based on my experience and well the fact that I'm almost 26 and it has'nt happen yet. I've missed a few developmental steps.

Not bad. Get ya dick wet breh
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 12, 2016, 07:53:33 AM
tfw your emotional hymen remains intact

recursive lost his emotional hymen while riding a horse.

i don't get it :(

 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM79UBTwfsg&ab_channel=CollegeHumor
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:nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 12, 2016, 07:58:29 AM
I'm a sick fuck

Well that's the risk of licking working girls
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 08:15:18 AM
are you going to eat their pussy?  That's GFE.  The chick in the first link is :drool
I would like to do that to a girl, but maybe for an escort that wouldn't  be the best idea.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 12:26:11 PM
*browsing through eros*

Man, fuck tinder and wasting hours of my life trying to woo uninterested moon faces.  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 12:44:40 PM
*browsing through eros*

Man, fuck tinder and wasting hours of my life trying to woo uninterested moon faces.  :doge

(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/6/6f/Emperor_Good.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140201010250)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2016, 12:47:07 PM
Posting in a legendary thread.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2016, 01:24:25 PM
I like this new degenerate phase of The Bore versus the Neovictorian prudery that the shat pack brought in :yuck
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 01:37:05 PM
http://m.wikihow.com/Select-an-Escort
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2016, 01:52:17 PM
Eros is the safe way to go, but obviously more expensive than BP. If  you go for BP make sure to ensure she's real and do not do incalls. Don't get arrested over dumb shit brehs.

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Post by: Kara on May 12, 2016, 02:05:16 PM
TER :ufup
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Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2016, 02:35:49 PM
And this was locked for five minutes because...
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Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 02:42:55 PM
It's very easy to hit lock by accident when you're on a phone.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2016, 03:04:08 PM
And don't fall in love.
 :ufup

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:brazilcry
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 03:06:36 PM
Don't worry.

I'm just looking for an attractive human fleshlight to get me off.

 :cody
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2016, 03:19:07 PM
Eros is the safe way to go, but obviously more expensive than BP. If  you go for BP make sure to ensure she's real and do not do incalls. Don't get arrested over dumb shit brehs.

I assume BP is nothing but law enforcement at this point.  Also seemed too seedy, like forced prostitution.  Fuck that.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2016, 03:21:29 PM
TER :ufup

You got a better source of info, bryh?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2016, 03:22:41 PM
Don't worry.

I'm just looking for an attractive human fleshlight to get me off.

 :cody

I actually had a lot of fun with the escorts when not banging.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2016, 03:36:55 PM
TER :ufup

You got a better source of info, bryh?

TER is the better source.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 03:38:08 PM
Don't worry.

I'm just looking for an attractive human fleshlight to get me off.

 :cody

I actually had a lot of fun with the escorts when not banging.
Yeah, but I'm not really swimming in money so I gotta be wise with my time. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2016, 03:43:47 PM
TER :ufup

You got a better source of info, bryh?

TER is the better source.

I misunderstood.  Thanks
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 04:00:07 PM
I remember reading The Erotic Review as a kid. It was the definition of "using imagination since no pics" for me. My very own Penthouse Forum.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 12, 2016, 04:48:59 PM
Recursive, sometimes women have their hymens broken by means other than intercourse, or at least that's what my wife's parents assured me on our wedding night.

yeah, but, like, is that the entire joke? I'd figured there was some more sophisticated subtext going down.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 12, 2016, 04:58:08 PM
I can't image how it must feel to not understand someone else post.  It must be hard for you, recursive. 
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: chronovore on May 12, 2016, 06:43:01 PM
I can't image how it must feel to not understand someone else post.  It must be hard for you, recursive.

Pretty sure his AI routines are tuned around sowing confusion, not interpreting it.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 12, 2016, 07:34:49 PM
You guys wouldn't feel like losers for doing something like this? I mean I'm not a virgin.......And I've discussed this with a few friends who think it is.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 12, 2016, 07:37:16 PM
I personally would, but that's just my general take away from all of this. 
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2016, 07:43:56 PM
I feel like if I had self confidence issues it would probably make those worse, but I guess that depends on where those issues really stem from.

It I hired one I'd see it as just paying to live out some fantasies. 
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 12, 2016, 07:45:18 PM
I would have, but Kara does it so I guess its cool now. 
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2016, 07:46:07 PM
You're paying for time, not sex.
 :ufup
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2016, 07:46:46 PM
I'm much more embarrassed of the stuff I'd do to try and get laid when I was 22.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2016, 07:47:54 PM
Or those dirty things we did with tubs of butter. Right fellas? Right?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 12, 2016, 07:48:32 PM
Also Deadpool does it so ya its OK.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2016, 07:51:28 PM
Or those dirty things we did with tubs of butter. Right fellas? Right?

It was shampoo OK.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 08:02:16 PM
You guys wouldn't feel like losers for doing something like this? I mean I'm not a virgin.......And I've discussed this with a few friends who think it is.
Life is too short to care about that kind of shit.

I mean, I'm not going tell anyone in my day-to-day life that I decided to lose my v-card to a hot as fuck escort. It's none of their fucking business.

If anything, I'm paying for an escort's time so I can convince my subconscious (which has been bogged down by negative, self defeating thoughts concerning sex since puberty) that I can and will have sex.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 12, 2016, 09:37:53 PM
Some counter arguments:

1) It's your life, live it however you want because you just have one.

2) Fuck your friends.  If they were real friends, they'd be doing what they can to get your dick wet, rather than casting aspersions.

3) How exactly is paying a high end escort any worse than frittering money on video games, anime, or comic books?  Serious question.

4) Think of all the money simps waste trying to get women.  Think of shit like bottle service, buying a $200 club shirt, buying an 5 series BMW, mygirlfund.com, buying girls overpriced drinks at a bar, etc.  The average man has paid thousands of dollars to try to get laid; at least you know that you will be getting laid as an outcome.  I know of some guys who have blown huge amounts of money trying to impress girls and didn't get anywhere.

5) It feels pretty sweet banging an "international 10", paid or not.

6) Most rich and powerful men pay for high class escorts, the average GAF member says that it's for losers.  Try to figure out the logic on that one.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: toku on May 12, 2016, 09:43:36 PM
bless up and ride the wave to the better you by any means necessary
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Huff on May 12, 2016, 09:44:01 PM
I have multiple friends that have been with escorts. Whatevs just do it
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2016, 09:53:20 PM
If you get a prostitute, you should watch some TJ Hooker with her.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: nudemacusers on May 12, 2016, 09:55:46 PM
Hey let's not bring $200 shirts into this.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 09:57:32 PM
5) It feels pretty sweet banging an "international 10", paid or not.
I would also assume that a possible fringe benefit of banging a 9 or 10 escort is that it gives your brain a fresh perspective of what's possible/what you can attain.

Once you hit the 9 or 10 mark the 7 or 8 mark doesn't seem impossible ...or at least to your lizard brain (the limbic system) it's not that impossible.  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2016, 10:03:38 PM
The limbic system is the "old mammal brain."  The "reptilian complex" is the basal ganglia.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 10:06:58 PM
That's what I get for reading Pyschology Today.  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2016, 10:10:44 PM
my first exposure to prostitution was watching this as a kid late at night at my grandma's house when she was sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmoEXtCvXBM
:tocry
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 12, 2016, 10:13:20 PM
I just remembered the sound coming from that toothless hooker
 :kinison :woody :oreilly
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 12, 2016, 10:16:12 PM
are you going to eat their pussy?  That's GFE.  The chick in the first link is :drool
I would like to do that to a girl, but maybe for an escort that wouldn't  be the best idea.

Pffft. Live dangerously. It may be your only chance. :comeon

Besides, if she's an escort she should have had a recent test done. Ask for it, I think they provide it (Kara could correct me if I'm wrong?).

TER :ufup

You got a better source of info, bryh?

TER is the better source.

TER? ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 10:28:27 PM
The Erotic Review
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 12, 2016, 10:36:19 PM
The Erotic Review

*Google*

Huh. :doge :doge :doge Didn't know that. :doge :doge :doge Didn't know about Backpage either until PD mentioned it. :doge :doge :doge Figured Craigslist was still the rage until he mentioned PB. :doge :doge :doge

You guys wouldn't feel like losers for doing something like this? I mean I'm not a virgin.......And I've discussed this with a few friends who think it is.

1) It's your business, not theirs. Outside of mentioning it here to discuss, you really shouldn't (IMO) be discussing this offline.
2) It's your business, not theirs. Who gives a shit?
3) I think prostitution should be legal and sanctioned/law'd. I think the sex workers should be able to be regulate and have regular tests and provide those tests to folks. But I'm wayyyy liberal when it comes to sex outside of certain "no" zones. :yeshrug So:
4) If you do this again, who is it harming? If you two are legal and consenting adults (despite you paying her for it), who gives a shit?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2016, 10:41:12 PM
eat out escorts brehs
(http://i.imgur.com/pertzmx.gif)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 12, 2016, 10:41:50 PM
I wouldn't ask for a test, but I would get tested myself regularly and always use prophylactic. Also I wouldn't date and hobby simultaneously.

Also don't get stupid in the heat of the moment wrt protecting yourself. It's not easy but it's worth it.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 10:42:30 PM
3) I think prostitution should be legal and sanctioned/law'd. I think the sex workers should be able to be regulate and have regular tests and provide those tests to folks. But I'm wayyyy liberal when it comes to sex outside of certain "no" zones. :yeshrug So:
No joke. If I had to pick between the two, I would take the legalization of prostitution over the legalization of weed.  :doge

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Then again, the weed I smoked late last year must've been pretty shitty because I hardly felt anything except a little light headed.  :beli
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: tiesto on May 12, 2016, 10:46:49 PM
First time you don't get high, I didn't either.

Second time... hoo boy.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 10:47:18 PM
Oh cool.

Good to know.  :)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 12, 2016, 10:55:57 PM
I was legit huffing that shit and I was just... "Welp. This is disappointing."  :doge

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or maybe I've been high my whole entire life and weed did nothing to off set it. :doge  :doge  :doge
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 12, 2016, 11:35:21 PM
I was legit huffing that shit and I was just... "Welp. This is disappointing."  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
or maybe I've been high my whole entire life and weed did nothing to off set it. :doge  :doge  :doge
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Atra, plz  :-\

I think prostitution should be legalized for the safety of the workers, for sure. I've always had more ability to get laid than money, but I mean if there were blow job stores when I was single I'd probably've checked that out.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: eleuin on May 12, 2016, 11:40:37 PM
I'm sure you already know but don't eat edibles all at once  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: brawndolicious on May 13, 2016, 01:12:22 AM
I have no problem with prostitution just because you want some fun/convenience but hiring a girl because you lack validation and self-assurance when it comes to dating is the ONLY part of this that turns me off. Like seriously, does this mean we won't have to listen to anymore whining ever again about how hard your life is and how howwible everyone is to you?

Kara mentioned you shouldn't do that while dating (of course) which made me think about how this stuff fits more into fantasy-fulfillment of a purely carnal kind which sounds awesome when you're not constantly questioning whether your life really matters to anyone (particularly women). But hey if this is your alternative to being mopey about your unbruised emotional hymen then should I really object?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 13, 2016, 01:47:36 AM
I was legit huffing that shit and I was just... "Welp. This is disappointing."  :doge

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or maybe I've been high my whole entire life and weed did nothing to off set it. :doge  :doge  :doge
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:comeon

You'll know when you're high.

Didn't work for me the first time because I was drunk and doing it wrong, had only smoked salvia a few times prior using shitty gravity bongs filled with PCB-infused Mohawk River water.

Next time you smoke go with a blunt or joint. Visualize smoking as a 2 step meditative process:

1) Take a hit/puff/drag/toke - what you're doing here is filling up your oral cavity with smoke. You decide how much smoke you let in, whether merely a wisp or a tickle at your tonsils.

[If this was a cigar, you'd end here, exhale and repeat.]

2) Follow that initial filler hit with an extra breath, a deep inhale utilizing your diaphragm that'll force the smoke past your virgin esophagus and into your baby lungs.

(http://i.imgur.com/bqLEWuz.gif)

Hold it for a few seconds, then exhale. This second part is what get's you high, is what people usually fuck up, and why people sometimes cough.

You don't get higher the longer you hold it in either, that's just you becoming light headed.

Hope this helps, thanks for reading my (http://i.imgur.com/y6lisYO.gif)FAQ(http://i.imgur.com/y6lisYO.gif) (http://i.imgur.com/lrehW1F.png)

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And bruh, no excuses for not finding a connect yet.

I was out of state in St. Augustine. 3 days into the trip and my friend and I were fiending.

Went to a bar with unlimited well drinks, struck up a convo with an excon (chillll, it was only manslaughter).

Got an 8th of hoobastank before blacking out and puking in the cab.
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Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 13, 2016, 01:49:31 AM
mods help
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2016, 06:37:51 AM
We went from Taco Bell to prostitution to self medication. It's so demonic my friends.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 13, 2016, 07:24:57 AM
Just go get a hooker already and stop talking about it.....
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 13, 2016, 08:18:29 AM
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: TVC15 on May 13, 2016, 09:21:01 AM
I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 13, 2016, 09:29:33 AM
Shots fired  :phil
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 13, 2016, 10:07:48 AM
I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.
Tell me when and where.  I'll be your hooker.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2016, 10:22:18 AM
I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.
Taco Bell isn't authentic enough Mexican food for you?
:beli
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: TVC15 on May 13, 2016, 10:38:11 AM
I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.
Taco Bell isn't authentic enough Mexican food for you?
:beli


I'm cool as long as dat burrito has dem flaming hot Fritos in there.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 13, 2016, 11:33:18 AM
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And bruh, no excuses for not finding a connect yet.

I was out of state in St. Augustine. 3 days into the trip and my friend and I were fiending.

Went to a bar with unlimited well drinks, struck up a convo with an excon (chillll, it was only manslaughter).

Got an 8th of hoobastank before blacking out and puking in the cab.
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I thought Florida didn't have good kush, though? :ohhh
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: bork on May 13, 2016, 12:44:34 PM
Rahx, do you want to get into a relationship with someone?  If so, forget this shit and go join a dating site or whatever.  Concerns about yourself?  Do something about it-- use that money to join a gym or get onto a diet program or whatever.

If you just want to get laid, I guess...?  I dunno; I just think it's stupid to go pay for sex.  There's no bars or clubs with drunken females for you to find?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Mupepe on May 13, 2016, 01:02:40 PM
Ain't nobody got time for rape charges
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Atramental on May 13, 2016, 01:10:22 PM
I have no problem with prostitution just because you want some fun/convenience but hiring a girl because you lack validation and self-assurance when it comes to dating is the ONLY part of this that turns me off. Like seriously, does this mean we won't have to listen to anymore whining ever again about how hard your life is and how howwible everyone is to you?

Kara mentioned you shouldn't do that while dating (of course) which made me think about how this stuff fits more into fantasy-fulfillment of a purely carnal kind which sounds awesome when you're not constantly questioning whether your life really matters to anyone (particularly women). But hey if this is your alternative to being mopey about your unbruised emotional hymen then should I really object?
I will admit I have been and can be a rather whiney cunt. But when I'm posting here I'm usually not at my best. I come here to blow off steam that I can't blow off in most contexts in my life.

That being said: Yes, once I finally get to do what most young adults get out of the way by the time they hit 18 I will stop most of my belly aching.

edit: Plus, I have next week off and I'll be focusing on getting a bulk of my design portfolio done so I can hopefully land a better job by the end of this year. And that'll really make me less of a whiney cunt.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: T-Short on May 13, 2016, 01:57:21 PM
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge

Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 13, 2016, 02:05:48 PM
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge

Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels

Ripping off a super-nasty Taco Bell fart in an enclosed area and then...

(http://i.imgur.com/bqLEWuz.gif)

Hold it for a few seconds, then exhale. This second part is what get's you high, is what people usually fuck up, and why people sometimes cough.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 13, 2016, 02:09:51 PM
Rahx, do you want to get into a relationship with someone?  If so, forget this shit and go join a dating site or whatever.  Concerns about yourself?  Do something about it-- use that money to join a gym or get onto a diet program or whatever.

If you just want to get laid, I guess...?  I dunno; I just think it's stupid to go pay for sex.  There's no bars or clubs with drunken females for you to find?
Well I've tried plenty of dating sites and apps with no success at all. Kind of confidence killers using those.

I don't expect this to fix anything because well according to most of you guys I basicly have to completely revamp myself and I don't have the time to do that right now between school, work, and some lazy time. So as of now I don't see myself improving myself in a way to become attractive to others. So of course I really want a relationship with someone, but probably for selfish reasons. I've never had one and I feel like I missed something and thus something is wrong with me. Maybe it's because I'm unappealing, have unreasonable standards, have confidence issues, or all three. Either way it's disheartening and scary. I'm almost 26 and missing an important aspect of life.

Though I'm sorry I come off as whinny. Outside of this my life is ok, but it's hard not to feel bad because you feel like you've missed a huge aspect of life. But no I don't talk like this in real life. I mean that's why I talk on forums. To talk about stuff I can't.

So I'd just like to have fun with a woman well out of my league. It's not gonna fix anything obviously. It would be dumb to believe so. But I'm not getting any younger and I've got no other prospects for the foreseeable future and known past.

As for bars.  I love going to bars with my friends, but I've never been approached and never seen a point to do it myself.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: chronovore on May 13, 2016, 08:24:40 PM
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge

Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels

Farting on elevators is for when your ass has many storeys to tell.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 13, 2016, 09:32:50 PM
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge

Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels

Ripping off a super-nasty Taco Bell fart in an enclosed area and then...

(http://i.imgur.com/bqLEWuz.gif)

Hold it for a few seconds, then exhale. This second part is what get's you high, is what people usually fuck up, and why people sometimes cough.

(http://i.imgur.com/k6NEfdu.png)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: D3RANG3D on May 13, 2016, 09:36:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Cma0TTX.gif)

Atra?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: nudemacusers on May 13, 2016, 11:22:18 PM
Oh Atra I need to wingman you so badly.
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act.  It's the thrill of Russian roulette.  Kind of like farting on an elevator.  "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge
Well if everyone is afraid to eat a hooker out, so nobody does it, wouldn't that mean you have a green light?  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 13, 2016, 11:50:58 PM
It's probably safer to eat out a highly rated escort's pussy than a Tinder hookup:  http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/26/technology/rhode-island-tinder-stds/

You figure being a walking petri dish would be bad for business.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2016, 12:17:26 AM
Still a terrible idea given incubation periods and the fact that many STDs don't have symptoms in women (and men).

Take a chance for a bbbj? Sure. But I wouldn't even kiss an escort.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 14, 2016, 12:43:44 AM
Still not any different than a Tinder hookup or hooking up with a chick from a club or bar.

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that safe sex should be practiced at all times.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: bork on May 14, 2016, 08:03:19 AM
I don't expect this to fix anything because well according to most of you guys I basicly have to completely revamp myself and I don't have the time to do that right now between school, work, and some lazy time. So as of now I don't see myself improving myself in a way to become attractive to others. So of course I really want a relationship with someone, but probably for selfish reasons. I've never had one and I feel like I missed something and thus something is wrong with me. Maybe it's because I'm unappealing, have unreasonable standards, have confidence issues, or all three. Either way it's disheartening and scary. I'm almost 26 and missing an important aspect of life.

Though I'm sorry I come off as whinny. Outside of this my life is ok, but it's hard not to feel bad because you feel like you've missed a huge aspect of life. But no I don't talk like this in real life. I mean that's why I talk on forums. To talk about stuff I can't.

Not whiny at all...but bruh--

Quote
I basicly have to completely revamp myself and I don't have the time to do that right now between school, work, and some lazy time

 :cmonson

Is this a weight thing?  If it is...just sign up for something like weight watchers.  You can do the whole thing online and with a phone app.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 14, 2016, 08:23:00 AM
I'm not overweight. Maybe too skinny.

And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape, get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: bork on May 14, 2016, 08:28:01 AM
And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,

OK, makes sense.

get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

No, you don't.  Who is telling you shit like this?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 14, 2016, 08:53:30 AM
no matter how weird you think you are some girl there is waiting for that shit

Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 14, 2016, 09:33:18 AM
And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,

OK, makes sense.

get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

No, you don't.  Who is telling you shit like this?
This forum....
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: bork on May 14, 2016, 11:18:07 AM
And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,

OK, makes sense.

get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

No, you don't.  Who is telling you shit like this?
This forum....

 :iface

Good advice for you:
no matter how weird you think you are some girl there is waiting for that shit

Go waste a bunch of money if you seriously feel like you need to get laid.  I'd recommend working on your self-esteem issues instead.

:idont
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Huff on May 14, 2016, 12:17:20 PM
Ignore lame ass Bork

Go get fucked
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: bork on May 14, 2016, 02:08:10 PM
Ignore lame ass Bork

Go get fucked

In more ways than one, it seems.  :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: toku on May 14, 2016, 02:19:12 PM
I'm not overweight. Maybe too skinny.

And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape, get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.

It's about the journey, not the destination.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 14, 2016, 04:55:05 PM
Disregard females, acquire aesthetics is the usual go-to advice here.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: nudemacusers on May 14, 2016, 08:59:59 PM
And a few $200 shirts
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on May 14, 2016, 09:01:54 PM
Without aesthetics we're practically monkeys. 8)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2016, 09:15:37 PM
It'll be good. Even if it's just a reminder of what you could have/be doing if you put yourself out more, risk failing, etc etc.

Have fun, be safe, do your research.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: chronovore on May 14, 2016, 10:11:48 PM
Without aesthetics we're practically monkeys. 8)

We're not even as much fun as monkeys. No-one ever says, "As fun as a barrel full of men."
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: king of the internet on May 14, 2016, 10:21:21 PM
Without aesthetics we're practically monkeys. 8)

We're not even as much fun as monkeys. No-one ever says, "As fun as a barrel full of men."

Sounds like a fun time for at least a few bore posters.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2016, 11:02:37 PM
Monkeys have sex but they don't have J.Crew shirts.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Tasty on May 15, 2016, 01:03:06 AM
The weird thing is Rahx is actually pretty attractive (though I don't dig the long hair.)

(http://i.imgur.com/Cma0TTX.gif)

Atra?

"I <3 Rice" :dead :dead
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 15, 2016, 03:07:03 PM
And a few $200 shirts

You don’t need shirts if you acquire enough aesthetics.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 16, 2016, 01:50:40 AM
The weird thing is Rahx is actually pretty attractive (though I don't dig the long hair.)

To men maybe. I also don't have long hair anymore. That's probably why I was a little whinny over my most recent failure. First time ever a girl actually seemed interested and she was actually attractive to me. Oh well.

Anyway, I can't realistically afford an escort right now. Have a lot of bills to pay, have to be able to afford being on my own for part of the summer, and obviously video games. I don't have money for expensive pity parties. That's what forums are for!

So yeah I won't be able to do that, but maybe thats good. I'm probably not ready for an actual relationship because well I want one for maybe selfish reasons and am not mature enough for one. It is scary because again I feel like I'm missing out on a major development in life and it adds to feelings of major  inadequacy. Yet while I do feel a bit down about it I wouldn't say I'm depressed. Not like I can't function in society or anything. So I don't know.

But I don't want to become this bitter MRA Eliot Rogers person that I feel is in the back of my mind sometimes. Like you just get angry that you're not successful and start blaming on external forces. Its stupid and I'm not at all the Fedora Nice Guy dude(I'm too hard on myself to blame anyone but myself), but sometimes it creeps up. It's stupid.

But I don't think an escort would help because I am looking for a connection with someone albeit maybe going about bad ways. I don't know.

I also find it strange that I'm kind of scared that maybe I'll get one and then that will be the only one. Like I'll be afraid that it took me forever to find someone and well it wont be healthy. I'll also feel like I missed out on a lot of other things. Strange maybe.

It don't matter right now because since I'm out of school I don't typically have an avenue to meet new women and well I doubt the bar seen is where I'm going to meet my type. Now grant it I don't know what my type is(friends have certain ideas), but I have an obviously vague and biased idea. I'm pretty picky though and I don't meet many women who capture my interests so I don't it will probably be years from now based on experience.

So thats where it is now.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: brawndolicious on May 16, 2016, 02:06:59 AM
Yeah I think that's maybe your (and every pseudovirgin internet male) main issue: understanding what kind of relationship you want with a woman and pursuing that in a way that gets rid of whatever you're feeling is inadequate in your life. I've been there and been in a cycle of frustration and silly old self-pity. Not to say that I think getting an escort is sad, it's just sad if you think it will change your life.

And pallando, my rant was mostly at this thread and Rahx's tendency to take things to an extreme but if you got a lesson out of that then I'll take credit. Because I'm awesome. :doge
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Tasty on May 16, 2016, 02:08:06 AM
Eh people get rejected, it happens. Even hot people. It feels particularly bad when you haven't put yourself out there much, but it feels less bad the more you do it, and the more you get out there the higher your chances someone will respond well.

Taking a public speaking course was particularly illuminating about this, oddly. Just fake it til you make it, most people can't tell the difference.

Also:

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To men maybe.

Lol nah. Gay men and straight women generally want the same thing, haha.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: toku on May 16, 2016, 02:27:26 AM
Last time I RahX posted a pic in the pic thread I said I was said I was actually surprised he was that good looking and having problems.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: thisismyusername on May 17, 2016, 12:54:35 AM
To men maybe.

Oh... *blows raspberry* Pffft, to that. Men and women get rejected all the time by people. I just got rejected recently by another dude and they've been a right ass about it. Shit happens.

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First time ever a girl actually seemed interested and she was actually attractive to me.

If she was really interested, she wouldn't have rejected you in the first place. Don't blame yourself for her feelings.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on May 17, 2016, 01:23:28 AM
I mean yeah I know that. I get rejected every time, but that wasn't my point. My point was that it's really only men who seem interested looks wise.

Anyway, if she was or wasn't the point. I mean she seemed to be. She approached me. She would look my way constantly. I mean all signs seemed ok. It was probably my indecision(I don't think people like to be ignored or maybe she's just strange) that turned her off. Whatever, can't do much about that now.

But I don't know even if I "improve" myself I don't know when I'm going to meet someone. Yes maybe I have too high standards when I should have none(though I don't think I have high standards, just certain preferences whatever). Maybe I should accept whatever I can get. But I'm also picky about who I connect with on a personal level. Also where do you even meet people outside of school and work?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 17, 2016, 01:27:48 AM
Yeah, you got to put yourself out there more, that way when you get rejected, it doesn't feel as bad.  If you put all your eggs in one basket with one girl and she shoots you down, it hits you hard.  However if you have been talking to a lot of girls and one shoots you down, you still have options and it does not feel as bad.  That's why you have to cast a wide net by putting yourself out there.  The more you put yourself out there, the more likely you are to do better.

I see fat guys (Willco fat even) get laid and get girlfriends.  Generally the guys who I see not get laid are the guys with astronomical standards (thanks to porn, no doubt) and/or guys who don't have much of a social life because they spend all their free time in front of a computer.  Don't just show up to the same bar, have some variety of hobbies and things that put you in contact with different groups of people.

Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 19, 2016, 01:59:28 AM
In hooker news, I noticed a number of Instagram models are in Cannes right now.  I'm sure it's because they are film enthusiasts for sure :doge

Although the French recently made paying for sex illegal, I'm sure they will get right on prosecuting the film execs paying for them :teehee
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Rufus on May 19, 2016, 06:13:06 AM
Can they pay for escort services and then explain that they really just intended to buy some conversation, or is that (comehow) covered?
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: VomKriege on May 19, 2016, 12:19:29 PM
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Can they pay for escort services and then explain that they really just intended to buy some conversation, or is that (comehow) covered?

Would be up to the judge, I guess, but IANAL. If it's proven in court that the person receiving the money is known for partaking in prostitution, I don't think the "conversation" angle would be very credible. Regarding Cannes, I doubt the police down there will be arsed to build up a case about foreign escorts  for which they don't have a file readily available (or indeed, raining on the Festival parade by bothering guests who might be clients).
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 19, 2016, 12:28:34 PM
In the case of the higher tier escorts, money is wired through international bank accounts.  No money will actually exchange hands while the Instagram models are in Cannes.  Probably not worth digging through the paper trail.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2016, 12:45:12 PM
The IG models are in more danger than whoever sees them. In most cases IG models travel to high paying gentlemen, either at a hotel/suite/boat/whatever. There's a far bigger chance of the guy being a cop/sting operation than the IG model being an officer. Most police departments that waste their time on prostitution will not risk sending a female officer or a wired prostitute to an outcall meetings. They have no control of the situation, whereas with an incall they can have a room right next door and be ready to bust in.


Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 19, 2016, 12:51:39 PM
PD keeping ahead of the popo
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 02, 2016, 07:58:58 AM
I've been trying to set something up with a girl who has my ideal body type.  She is authenticated on Eros, Preferred411, has positive TER reviews, a nice looking website, and even a Twitter account that goes back a couple of years.  She has been very responsive and I tried baiting her into listing the specific services she provides and wouldn't take the bait (it would seem to me that police would do whatever it would take to get me over there somewhere).  It seems like way more effort than what police would do to ensnare someone so I 99% believe she's legit.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 02, 2016, 09:33:40 AM
Congrats on finding your pretty women
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2016, 11:58:50 AM
If she is a cop, just tell them you thought the GFE meant that she would nag you for spending too much money and make you spend your weekend off with her parents.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Kara on June 02, 2016, 12:32:47 PM
Did I reply to your PM, Exp? I'm that out of it this morning that I don't remember.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Trent Dole on June 02, 2016, 02:12:38 PM
I've been trying to set something up with a girl who has my ideal body type.  She is authenticated on Eros, Preferred411, has positive TER reviews, a nice looking website, and even a Twitter account that goes back a couple of years.  She has been very responsive and I tried baiting her into listing the specific services she provides and wouldn't take the bait (it would seem to me that police would do whatever it would take to get me over there somewhere).  It seems like way more effort than what police would do to ensnare someone so I 99% believe she's legit.
Yeah she sounds legit. Have 'fun'.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: naff on June 02, 2016, 05:53:53 PM
Tbh while i'm kinda in the get a GFE boat for the story, it is so misguided. I still have a good share of issues around self-esteem, fear of dating, new interactions etc and i've been single less often than not since i was 15. It's corny but the clearest thing to indicate whether i will find someone i like is if I'm feeling sorry for myself i never find what I'm looking for, and that's ok i just try to accept im single and do things i enjoy, it's only when i've been doing well and feel happy with myself i seem to attract anyone I actually like.

I be pretty keen to try an escort (newly single again, heart broke etc) but only because I want to engage freely in debauchery it's hard to engage in with normal hook-ups. If you're older and you've never had sex before I imagine getting some experience could be pretty useful, though that seems like a pretty pricey way to learn, maybe it's worth it. I have no idea. It is p important to be at least serviceable in the sack, basic things like giving good head, knowing how to fk definitely an important thing for developing someones attraction to you. But i feel like with good chemistry that stuff should kinda come naturally if you're not a total special fellow? Putting your money and effort into working out, getting a job, engaging in new interests other people might actually find interesting (animu and vidya dont count, even women i know that love that stuff don't seem particularly interested in men that share only those interests with them) seems like it would be a much better and valuable use of time vs thinking about whether or not to bang an escort.
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: naff on June 02, 2016, 06:01:22 PM
Dude has some mack tips on sex and to a lesser extent relationships(they all p troubled in the book), best erotica i ever read, p sure at least half of it is fictional

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Beneath_the_Underdog_-_His_World_as_Composed_by_Mingus.jpg)
Title: Re: Should I just get an escort offering GFE stuff?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 02, 2016, 10:00:28 PM
Did I reply to your PM, Exp? I'm that out of it this morning that I don't remember.

You did.  Thank you