A hail storm depleted my hooker fund hence why I haven't done anything yet. :dogeJune's an expensive month for gaming for me.
A hail storm depleted my hooker fund hence why I haven't done anything yet. :doge
Well Atra it's simple you just....wait....this isn't a Pallando thread?PD is the one that suggested this to me. I'll have to save some money up though.
What's next? a "I love bbc!" thread by someone other than PD?
edit: had to look up GFE, still yes
Sure you did
I think there's supposed to be a point of female companionship.
I also find it rather pathetic.
It's like "Oh I guess I couldn't make it on my own".
Sure, I need more hobbies, but I don't actually watch or talk about anime. At least not new stuff anyway. It's not really an active hobby. Just something I sometimes dabble with, but mostly old stuff. If it comes up with people cool, but it's not a topic I spend a lot of time with.
Besides, aren't I just paying them to listen and have more involved sex with? If not, whats the point of a GFE over a regular hooker or a backpage girl?
I mean at this point, I'm really just looking to skip the entire girlfriend thing and pay someone to have sex with while getting a bit more then a car hookup and maybe have them listen to my annoyance and tell me nice soothing things.
I mean at this point it's pretty clear the whole women thing isn't for me. It's not aspergers or whatever. I was tested for that and I'm not on the spectrum or whatever. I did actually take your guys advice and get help and I think my more positive posts around have showed a much more positive outlook, but yeah women are a thing that still scare me, so I'm looking for an easy way out. With how much it comes up here I'd thought some of you would have tried it.
The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.This is some real shit. Sometimes you just gotta pay bros.
It's better if you aren't paying, but I think you get to the point where the continued degradation of your self-esteem from not having nutted in a chick outweighs the self-esteem hit you'll take from having to pay. That tipping point is probably in the mid 20s or late 20s depending on the person. If you're 22, I'd say hold out. If you're 26 or up, pay that money.
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*
*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*
*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body
Get a PSE experience instead, go for the real.?
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too highWell if there's one thing I can say is it's that I usually smell fantastic and my hygiene is pretty damn good. I don't dress like a slob either.
Didn't expect Karakand to be the hooker expert.
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*
*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body
How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.
Didn't expect Karakand to be the hooker expert.
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*
*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body
How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.
I'm not familiar with your brand of "can't get pussy"-ness but if I had to bet id say you have bad hygiene or your standards are way too high. I know some absolutely despicable men who managed to get a partner in their lives. If they can get a woman without paying then so can you*
*Unless you have some kind of horrendous deformity like 3rd degree burns on your face or morbid obesity all over your body
How obese we talking? Because I've seen some really fucking fat men with wives. Though I'm guessing they got married before they got obese.
I don't think you could pay a woman enough to be forced to listen to you rant about Final Fantasy for hours.Well it's a good thing I'm not trying to do that.
A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.
Reading Kara this sounds way more work, money and less fun than hooking up with a girl in a club or something.
plus what the above post said
The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.
A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.
I don't think I know anyone in their 20s without a roommate or two.
The first time you jizz in a vagina, it opens up a new world of possibility that you couldn't have really imagined before. The way that you relate to the world and the way you perceive your place in the world will change. I can't recommend it enough.
this is 100% false in my experience *shrug*. as a certified thirtysomething virgin-except-for-a-handful-of-random-hookups-over-the-years, the best part of those was getting to hang out with a woman and experience the crazy ambient energy of her apartment for a night. the actual sex part was whatever. i actually tended to prefer the similar experiences when we ended up sleeping together platonically, tbh.
so i dunno what the point of paying for this stuff would be unless she's running it as some weird new age spiritual practice out of her apartment/house.
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated. Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments. Feeling that energy - for a night.
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated. Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments. Feeling that energy - for a night.Yep. Then busting out of the closet and tackling them before they have a chance to scream for help.
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated. Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments. Feeling that energy - for a night.
I don't think that's the nuance Recursivelynumerable was going for, Zodiac.
I thought Karakand was copying and pasting ???A lot of guys in their 20s and unfortunately a high number in their 30s don't have their own place, no car, "in between jobs", that a fat guy who has his shit together (except the being fat part) can still do well.
I don't think I know anyone in their 20s without a roommate or two.
That's my point. I'm saying that due to lower expectations, fat people have it better now than they ever have.
I totally agree with recursive - consensual sex is overrated. Its all about the thrill of being in their apartments. Feeling that energy - for a night.
I don't think that's the nuance Recursivelynumerable was going for, Zodiac.
I was waiting for recursive to say this so I could reply 'Shhhhhh I know how you like it'. You ruined my dark rape comedic entrapment Chrono.
I thought the whole point of paying for sex was so you didn't have to put up with the "GFE."You mean coitus?
PSSH... If that's what I wanted I wouldn't have to pay for it.So PD, you can send me your list of the GFEs in the Chicago Land south suburbs area.
You mean BFEs?
I think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist. :doge
While I [...] am probably a little bi. [...] Dick does nothing for me. Please [...] judge me.
QuoteI think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist. :doge
this is ridiculous
You can't leave the bore hanging after a semi chub with that gay talk. You need to release full deets. In order for you to do so, I'll actually give you a reputable escort site with nice GFE workers. No lie.
NORMIE LEAVE!QuoteI think it'll help you calm down a bit and get a monkey off your back. It's not going to solve everything, but I'd rather pay $200 for GFE than $200 for a therapist. :doge
this is ridiculous
You can't leave the bore hanging after a semi chub with that gay talk. You need to release full deets. In order for you to do so, I'll actually give you a reputable escort site with nice GFE workers. No lie.
Plz pass on to me thx
Make a thread or at least a lengthy post about your experiences in Europe and it's yours too.
GFE usually means that you get a blowski without a condom. That would be a big draw as a covered BJ is utterly pointless.
You can't leave the bore hanging after a semi chub with that gay talk. You need to release full deets. In order for you to do so, I'll actually give you a reputable escort site with nice GFE workers. No lie.
Plz pass on to me thx
Make a thread or at least a lengthy post about your experiences in Europe and it's yours too.
I will skip the NSFW stuff for the 12 year olds like Andrex
The filthiest thing you did was watch Jupiter Ascending.
as a certified thirtysomething virgin-except-for-a-handful-of-random-hookups-over-the-years
Ryan Smiles is going to be in Chicago around my BDay holy shit! $600 though....eh maybe.*searches* Giant flabby wiggly asses are hot now huh.
Recursive has a different definition of virginity. He's on a higher plane.
At this point I'd like to just have some sexual fun because I've never been able to have any. For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon, but I'd actually like to have sex and at least this only costs money and would be a sure thing. My friends think I'd be a loser for doing this, but at this point it dosen't really matter.
tfw your emotional hymen remains intact
For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon,Why is that? You seem like you're being too hard on yourself.
Post pic of escort :doge
Based on my experience and well the fact that I'm almost 26 and it has'nt happen yet. I've missed a few developmental steps.At this point I'd like to just have some sexual fun because I've never been able to have any. For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon, but I'd actually like to have sex and at least this only costs money and would be a sure thing. My friends think I'd be a loser for doing this, but at this point it dosen't really matter.
Why is that? You seem like you're being too hard on yourself.
tfw your emotional hymen remains intact
recursive lost his emotional hymen while riding a horse.
The porn star is a bit too costly for me and in the end like beyoncé says I'm not ready for all that jelly.
So I've just contacted a "college" aged slim and busty blonde white girl because in the end thats what I like. She dosen't seem too intense and looks real.spoiler (click to show/hide)http://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/639238.htm?sf=23&pid=6192&sid=5&loc=7[close]
So I'm just waiting for her 2nd reply and her verifying stuff.
There's also this, that is'nt too crazy.spoiler (click to show/hide)http://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/686724.htm?sf=23&pid=6192&sid=5&loc=7[close]Based on my experience and well the fact that I'm almost 26 and it has'nt happen yet. I've missed a few developmental steps.At this point I'd like to just have some sexual fun because I've never been able to have any. For many personal reasons I'm not going to have a girlfriend anytime soon, but I'd actually like to have sex and at least this only costs money and would be a sure thing. My friends think I'd be a loser for doing this, but at this point it dosen't really matter.
Why is that? You seem like you're being too hard on yourself.
tfw your emotional hymen remains intact
recursive lost his emotional hymen while riding a horse.
i don't get it :(
I'm a sick fuck
are you going to eat their pussy? That's GFE. The chick in the first link is :droolI would like to do that to a girl, but maybe for an escort that wouldn't be the best idea.
*browsing through eros*
Man, fuck tinder and wasting hours of my life trying to woo uninterested moon faces. :doge
Eros is the safe way to go, but obviously more expensive than BP. If you go for BP make sure to ensure she's real and do not do incalls. Don't get arrested over dumb shit brehs.
TER :ufup
Don't worry.
I'm just looking for an attractive human fleshlight to get me off.
:cody
TER :ufup
You got a better source of info, bryh?
Yeah, but I'm not really swimming in money so I gotta be wise with my time. :yeshrugDon't worry.
I'm just looking for an attractive human fleshlight to get me off.
:cody
I actually had a lot of fun with the escorts when not banging.
TER :ufup
You got a better source of info, bryh?
TER is the better source.
Recursive, sometimes women have their hymens broken by means other than intercourse, or at least that's what my wife's parents assured me on our wedding night.
I can't image how it must feel to not understand someone else post. It must be hard for you, recursive.
Or those dirty things we did with tubs of butter. Right fellas? Right?
You guys wouldn't feel like losers for doing something like this? I mean I'm not a virgin.......And I've discussed this with a few friends who think it is.Life is too short to care about that kind of shit.
5) It feels pretty sweet banging an "international 10", paid or not.I would also assume that a possible fringe benefit of banging a 9 or 10 escort is that it gives your brain a fresh perspective of what's possible/what you can attain.
are you going to eat their pussy? That's GFE. The chick in the first link is :droolI would like to do that to a girl, but maybe for an escort that wouldn't be the best idea.
TER :ufup
You got a better source of info, bryh?
TER is the better source.
The Erotic Review
You guys wouldn't feel like losers for doing something like this? I mean I'm not a virgin.......And I've discussed this with a few friends who think it is.
3) I think prostitution should be legal and sanctioned/law'd. I think the sex workers should be able to be regulate and have regular tests and provide those tests to folks. But I'm wayyyy liberal when it comes to sex outside of certain "no" zones. :yeshrug So:No joke. If I had to pick between the two, I would take the legalization of prostitution over the legalization of weed. :doge
I was legit huffing that shit and I was just... "Welp. This is disappointing." :dogespoiler (click to show/hide)or maybe I've been high my whole entire life and weed did nothing to off set it. :doge :doge :doge[close]
I was legit huffing that shit and I was just... "Welp. This is disappointing." :dogespoiler (click to show/hide)or maybe I've been high my whole entire life and weed did nothing to off set it. :doge :doge :doge[close]
I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.Tell me when and where. I'll be your hooker.
I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.Taco Bell isn't authentic enough Mexican food for you?
I'd play Russian roulette with Mupepe's butthole.Taco Bell isn't authentic enough Mexican food for you?
:beli
spoiler (click to show/hide)And bruh, no excuses for not finding a connect yet.
I was out of state in St. Augustine. 3 days into the trip and my friend and I were fiending.
Went to a bar with unlimited well drinks, struck up a convo with an excon (chillll, it was only manslaughter).
Got an 8th of hoobastank before blacking out and puking in the cab.[close]
I have no problem with prostitution just because you want some fun/convenience but hiring a girl because you lack validation and self-assurance when it comes to dating is the ONLY part of this that turns me off. Like seriously, does this mean we won't have to listen to anymore whining ever again about how hard your life is and how howwible everyone is to you?I will admit I have been and can be a rather whiney cunt. But when I'm posting here I'm usually not at my best. I come here to blow off steam that I can't blow off in most contexts in my life.
Kara mentioned you shouldn't do that while dating (of course) which made me think about how this stuff fits more into fantasy-fulfillment of a purely carnal kind which sounds awesome when you're not constantly questioning whether your life really matters to anyone (particularly women). But hey if this is your alternative to being mopey about your unbruised emotional hymen then should I really object?
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act. It's the thrill of Russian roulette. Kind of like farting on an elevator. "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act. It's the thrill of Russian roulette. Kind of like farting on an elevator. "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge
Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels
Rahx, do you want to get into a relationship with someone? If so, forget this shit and go join a dating site or whatever. Concerns about yourself? Do something about it-- use that money to join a gym or get onto a diet program or whatever.Well I've tried plenty of dating sites and apps with no success at all. Kind of confidence killers using those.
If you just want to get laid, I guess...? I dunno; I just think it's stupid to go pay for sex. There's no bars or clubs with drunken females for you to find?
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act. It's the thrill of Russian roulette. Kind of like farting on an elevator. "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge
Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act. It's the thrill of Russian roulette. Kind of like farting on an elevator. "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :doge
Farting on elevators: It's wrong on so many levels
Ripping off a super-nasty Taco Bell fart in an enclosed area and then...
(http://i.imgur.com/bqLEWuz.gif)
Hold it for a few seconds, then exhale. This second part is what get's you high, is what people usually fuck up, and why people sometimes cough.
Eating a hooker's pussy isn't about the actual act. It's the thrill of Russian roulette. Kind of like farting on an elevator. "I hope no one gets on :teehee" :dogeWell if everyone is afraid to eat a hooker out, so nobody does it, wouldn't that mean you have a green light? :doge
I don't expect this to fix anything because well according to most of you guys I basicly have to completely revamp myself and I don't have the time to do that right now between school, work, and some lazy time. So as of now I don't see myself improving myself in a way to become attractive to others. So of course I really want a relationship with someone, but probably for selfish reasons. I've never had one and I feel like I missed something and thus something is wrong with me. Maybe it's because I'm unappealing, have unreasonable standards, have confidence issues, or all three. Either way it's disheartening and scary. I'm almost 26 and missing an important aspect of life.
Though I'm sorry I come off as whinny. Outside of this my life is ok, but it's hard not to feel bad because you feel like you've missed a huge aspect of life. But no I don't talk like this in real life. I mean that's why I talk on forums. To talk about stuff I can't.
I basicly have to completely revamp myself and I don't have the time to do that right now between school, work, and some lazy time
And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,
get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.
This forum....And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,
OK, makes sense.get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.
No, you don't. Who is telling you shit like this?
This forum....And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape,
OK, makes sense.get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.
No, you don't. Who is telling you shit like this?
no matter how weird you think you are some girl there is waiting for that shit
Ignore lame ass Bork
Go get fucked
I'm not overweight. Maybe too skinny.
And by revamp, I apparently have to get in shape, get new hobbies, get a new personality, and so on.
Without aesthetics we're practically monkeys. 8)
Without aesthetics we're practically monkeys. 8)
We're not even as much fun as monkeys. No-one ever says, "As fun as a barrel full of men."
(http://i.imgur.com/Cma0TTX.gif)
Atra?
And a few $200 shirts
The weird thing is Rahx is actually pretty attractive (though I don't dig the long hair.)To men maybe. I also don't have long hair anymore. That's probably why I was a little whinny over my most recent failure. First time ever a girl actually seemed interested and she was actually attractive to me. Oh well.
To men maybe.
To men maybe.
First time ever a girl actually seemed interested and she was actually attractive to me.
Can they pay for escort services and then explain that they really just intended to buy some conversation, or is that (comehow) covered?
I've been trying to set something up with a girl who has my ideal body type. She is authenticated on Eros, Preferred411, has positive TER reviews, a nice looking website, and even a Twitter account that goes back a couple of years. She has been very responsive and I tried baiting her into listing the specific services she provides and wouldn't take the bait (it would seem to me that police would do whatever it would take to get me over there somewhere). It seems like way more effort than what police would do to ensnare someone so I 99% believe she's legit.Yeah she sounds legit. Have 'fun'.
Did I reply to your PM, Exp? I'm that out of it this morning that I don't remember.