Author Topic: [E3 Nintendo Conference] Thread Discussion (Read 27628 times)

Why am I not surprised? You all went into this shit EXPECTING something awful. And look, you guys are satisfied.

For the games that most of us actually CARE about, they look REALLY good.

Beezy · « **Reply #131 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:26:07 PM »

Oh god...

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #132 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:26:36 PM »

NINTENDO WILL MAKE YOU SMARTER AND MAKE YOU LESS OF A FATTY

GOOD LUCK GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED THO

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #133 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:26:55 PM »

Drunken hula hooping on WiiFit could be awesome.

thekavorka · « **Reply #134 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:27:12 PM »

This better not be the game that miyamato has been working on

Beezy · « **Reply #135 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:27:18 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #136 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:27:30 PM »

Christ. This is awful.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #137 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:27:55 PM »

well, in good news apparently wii fit will teach himuro and pee dee rhythm finally

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #138 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:28:09 PM »

That's it. As soon as my wife sees the Wii Fit video, she'll go buy a Wii.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #139 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:28:39 PM »

I got home just now.

JUST IN TIME FOR WII FIT

<Tre`> LOOOOOOOOOOL
<avcables> UH OH
<ddk> buy a ps3 now
<Lo-Volt> Sony is right after this, right?
<HomShaBom> Dec 3, SSBB date
<fallout> last game
<Tre`> this is shittier than MS's
<avcables> HERE WE GO
<CajoleJuice> WII FIT
<drohne> hahaha closing on wii fit
<fallout> FIRST GMAE?!
<ddk> or have o pay $599
<drohne> this is their halo 3
<avcables> wii fit
<Unison> and mario kart steering wheel
<HomShaBom> this is horrible
<avcables> HORRIBLE
<ddk> wii fit
<CajoleJuice> HALO KILLER
<jman2050> LOL
<HomShaBom> FAIL
<Hyoushi> gawd
<jman2050> XD XD XD XD XD
<HomShaBom> WTF
<Lo-Volt> WIIFIT IS IT.
<milh31> wii fitness
<teepo> ha
<Hyoushi> infomercial
<HomShaBom> OMFG
<Unison> wii fit LOL
<Himuro> WII FIT
<HomShaBom> they end with this?
<Unison> STFU
<avcables> THIS LOOKS BETTER THAN HALO 3
<ShoNuff> The mario kart steering wheel is the worst thing I've ever seen
<ddk> HALO and GTA4 killa
<HomShaBom> WTF
<Himuro> WII FIT = MEGATON
<avcables> IT'S A SCALE
<Hyoushi> Wii Fit
<Hyoushi> lol
<avcables> HAHAHA
<Unison> what happened to the new miyamoto creation!?!?
<HomShaBom> a fatty
<ShoNuff> Wii Shit
<impirius> ok back what'd i miss
<Mandoric> hahahahahahahahahaah
<Unison> was tha picross?
<avcables> hahahahahahahaahaha
<Himuro> Jesus.
<teepo> ok fuck this
<Hyoushi> OMG
<CajoleJuice> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<avcables> best wii app EVER
<ShoNuff> WII FIT IS IT, REGGIE ON THE MIC GIVIN GAMERS WHAT THEY LIKE
<teepo> ace combat 6 time
<HomShaBom> wtf
<Hyoushi> LOLOLL
<bluemax> so ssbb and smg release dates
<avcables> billy blanks FTW
<bluemax> and thats it
<ddk> OMG
<bluemax> lame
<Unison> haha it's a wii footpad
<ddk> my gf is gonna love this
<jman2050> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<agentice_NCAA2008> this shit is going to sell a shitload
<HomShaBom> worst conference in history of video games
<Wario64> omg
<ddk> oh shit
<ShoNuff> oh my ogd
<jman2050> FAIL CONFERENCE
<fallout> Summary: Mario Kart online, SSBB + Galaxy have dates, and uhhh ... the zapper
<ddk> MEGATON
<fallout> that's it
<teepo> waste of my afternoon
<ddk> this is it
<avcables> im gonna get this for my mom. WHO'S OWNED NOW BITCH

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #140 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:28:56 PM »

hahahahaaha

he's here to talk about wii fit, not mario galaxy

Himu · « **Reply #141 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:28:59 PM »

THE WII TEACHES TAI CHI

TVC15 · « **Reply #142 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:29:54 PM »

Well, at least MS can rest assured that they didn't have the worst conference this year.

Himu · « **Reply #143 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 11, 2007, 01:27:55 PM

well, in good news apparently wii fit will teach himuro and pee dee rhythm finally

I already know how to dance, and I have rhythm . I have played multiple musical instruments.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #144 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:30:45 PM »

<Tre`> MIYAMOTO'S GAME IS WII FIT
<jman2050> OMG
<jman2050> WHAT
<Tre`> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Tre`> EPIC FAIL
<bluemax> its gonna sell 5 million
<avcables> i know fallout
<HomShaBom> Wii Fail
<Unison> he should have come out in spandex
<Tre`> EPIC FAIL
<CajoleJuice> MIYAMOTO HAS JUMPED THE SHARK
<teepo> miyamoto reminds me of peter pan
<fallout> and yes
<avcables> nintendo fail fail fail
<Unison> oh god
<BOOZE_Rx> haha
<Unison> Miyamoto fail
* EGM92Voicemplz is now known as EGM92
<HomShaBom> FAIL
<fallout> epic fail, above all other fails

* KimiSan is now known as KimiFAIL
* KTallguy is now known as KTlemmetalk
<agentice_NCAA2008> I still need help translating that shirt Shiggy is wearing
<EGM92> Wiifit? wtf?!
<Hyoushi> We just got Miyamotowned
<ShoNuff> THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO BED
* thank_you_shiggy is now known as uh_thanks
<EGM92> WIIFAIL
<jman2050> Miyamoto
<jman2050> fail
<ddk> NINTENDO WINS
<EAsp0rsk> the foot controller is gonna be hot
<iapetus> Nice joke, guys. For those of us without access to the streams, what's Miyamoto's game really?
<jman2050> NOT MARIO
<ddk> all that bullshit
<jman2050> NOT ZELDA
* KTlemmetalk is now known as KTstupidnintendo
<EAsp0rsk> im with ddk
<EAsp0rsk> nintendo wins
<jman2050> NOT MARIO KART
<ddk> and then they drop this bomb
* Firestorm is now known as ShiggySteppedOnMyFingersOnACli
<Unison> Nintendo wins, gamers lose
<jman2050> NOT REAL GAMES
<drohne> it doesn't matter how nintendo sells
<Tre`> iapetus: hahaha
<bluemax> EPIC FAIL

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #145 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:31:03 PM »

ahahahahhaa and it's fucking up too

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #146 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:31:36 PM »

<iapetus> Nice joke, guys. For those of us without access to the streams, what's Miyamoto's game really?

HA!

I actually like it, even if it is an evil casual non-game.

Beezy · « **Reply #147 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:31:44 PM »

Wii sales in Japan will double.

thekavorka · « **Reply #148 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:31:52 PM »

this is awful

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #149 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:32:18 PM »

<drohne> the man who could once make things like super mario bros is now trying to rip off fat women

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #150 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:32:29 PM »

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<ShoNuff> WII FIT IS IT, REGGIE ON THE MIC GIVIN GAMERS WHAT THEY LIKE

So win.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #151 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:32:45 PM »

You guys are fucking BABIES. Just because this game isn't for doesn't mean it's awful. Jesus christ.

It's a boring conference, but the things shown have been far from awful.

thekavorka · « **Reply #152 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:33:39 PM »

josephine

Himu · « **Reply #153 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:33:43 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 11, 2007, 01:32:45 PM

but the things shown have been far from awful.

No, they really are. It has no games i want to play.

TVC15 · « **Reply #154 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:34:12 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2007, 01:32:18 PM

<drohne> the man who could once make things like super mario bros is now trying to rip off fat women

Hhahahahahaha. Next year they will just have Cher come on stage for next year's killer app, Wii Hairdressing.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #155 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:34:26 PM »

Wii Fit could be a good alternative on those days when I don't feel like dragging myself down to the gym, as long as the activities actually get difficult.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #156 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:34:33 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 11, 2007, 01:32:45 PM

You guys are fucking BABIES. Just because this game isn't for doesn't mean it's awful. Jesus christ.

It's a boring conference, but the things shown have been far from awful.

shut up, ninthing. you're hardly an unbiased observer.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #157 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 11, 2007, 01:33:43 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on July 11, 2007, 01:32:45 PM
but the things shown have been far from awful.

No, they really are. It has no games i want to play.

how is that awful? It has games everyone ELSE wants to play. You've hated Wii since it's been out, I expected no less from you.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #158 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:35:19 PM »

BODY CHECK

Miyamoto is gonna fist Reggie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #159 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:35:35 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on July 11, 2007, 01:34:26 PM

Wii Fit could be a good alternative on those days when I don't feel like dragging myself down to the gym.

Where will High School Musical fit into your daily routine?

Mondain · « **Reply #160 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:35:50 PM »

Cajole, would you please stop posting huge quotes from GA IRC? Who the fuck cares about what these useless cunts think on anything?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #161 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:35:56 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 11, 2007, 01:34:33 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on July 11, 2007, 01:32:45 PM
You guys are fucking BABIES. Just because this game isn't for doesn't mean it's awful. Jesus christ.

It's a boring conference, but the things shown have been far from awful.

shut up, ninthing. you're hardly an unbiased observer.

It's pretty obvious I liked Microsoft's conference infinitely more than this. But you guys are being pathetic.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #162 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:36:06 PM »

Why did they even bother with this conference? This whole thing wasn't targeted at the news sources that are actually in attendance at the conference at all.

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It's a boring conference, but the things shown have been far from awful.

Is your use of the noun things instead of games intentional? Because if it is I approve.

The Wii doesn't have all games running on it, people. It has "software", some of which may be games.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #163 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:36:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:35:35 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on July 11, 2007, 01:34:26 PM
Wii Fit could be a good alternative on those days when I don't feel like dragging myself down to the gym.

Where will High School Musical fit into your daily routine?

It won't.

Himu · « **Reply #164 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:37:16 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:34:12 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2007, 01:32:18 PM
<drohne> the man who could once make things like super mario bros is now trying to rip off fat women

Hhahahahahaha. Next year they will just have Cher come on stage for next year's killer app, Wii Hairdressing.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #165 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:37:22 PM »

Center of Gravity Training

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #166 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:38:20 PM »

Reggie is overweight... hah.

TVC15 · « **Reply #167 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:38:45 PM »

Well, at this point, Sony doesn't even need to have a conference.

Beezy · « **Reply #168 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:38:52 PM »

Goodo excuso.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #169 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:40:15 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:38:45 PM

Well, at this point, Sony doesn't even need to have a conference.

I don't know.... remember RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!???

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #170 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:40:44 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on July 11, 2007, 01:35:50 PM

Cajole, would you please stop posting huge quotes from GA IRC? Who the fuck cares about what these useless cunts think on anything?

<drohne> miyamoto sucks at videogames
<drohne> this explains so much

<impirius> it's official, miyamoto hasn't seen a game system in years

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #171 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:42:38 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:38:45 PM

Well, at this point, Sony doesn't even need to have a conference.

I think they might manage to be worse than Microsoft, honestly.

This is the year where winning E3 means to just suck less than the others.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #172 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:43:02 PM »

I got what I wanted from the conference. Mario, Metroid, Phantom Hourglass, Mario Kart, and Soul Calibur.

Lotsa non-games, but I don't really get worried about it.

Mondain · « **Reply #173 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:43:14 PM »

WOW SOME SMARMY GAF TWIT SAID SOMETHING FLIPPANT ABOUT NINTENDO! YOU DON'T SAY!

TVC15 · « **Reply #174 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 11, 2007, 01:40:15 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:38:45 PM
Well, at this point, Sony doesn't even need to have a conference.

I don't know.... remember RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!???

Dude, even RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER is looking good right about now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #175 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:43:37 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on July 11, 2007, 01:43:14 PM

WOW SOME SMARMY GAF TWIT SAID SOMETHING FLIPPANT ABOUT NINTENDO! YOU DON'T SAY!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #176 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:44:11 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:43:30 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on July 11, 2007, 01:40:15 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 11, 2007, 01:38:45 PM
Well, at this point, Sony doesn't even need to have a conference.

I don't know.... remember RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!???

Dude, even RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER is looking good right about now.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

demi · « **Reply #177 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:44:42 PM »

THAT WAS FUCKING EMBARRASSING

I'm actually ANTICIPATING Sony now. FUCK THIS SHIT.

dsn2k · « **Reply #178 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:44:59 PM »

Nintendo have won, WiiFit will sell 10m. $:-\$

thekavorka · « **Reply #179 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:45:12 PM »

There is only one gif that can sum up the last 4 years of Nintendo:

News:

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