Kojima trolls the hell out of 360 in mgs4

[Darunia]

only a short vid, people who care about the story won't get spoiled (unless there are some in the comments which you better don't check)



 

[Narag]

Fucking awesome.

[Mr. Gundam]

How is that exactly trolling the hell out of the 360?

[Draft]

What happened to the guy who does Snake's voice? Sounds terrible.

[Darunia]

it's implied, also I needed a good title

What happened to the guy who does Snake's voice? Sounds terrible.

agreed. seems like Hayter wants to add age to the voice or make him sound, I don't know, in pain because of the foxdie. It's painful to listen to though

[MCD]

5 minute between each act ain't any better, dear otacon.

[Draft]

it's implied

Could be he's making fun of the first MGS game which had a disc swap.

Bet you didn't think of that did you.

did you?

[demi]

Otacon sounds like a pre-pubescent teenager still

[Darunia]

it's implied

Could be he's making fun of the first MGS game which had a disc swap.

Bet you didn't think of that did you.

did you?

then they would've made that joke in MGS2 already

[Rman]

Pretty funny.

[Crushed]

We're on Sony(R) PLAYSTATION(R) 3(TM) Blu-Ray(R) Disc(TM), Snake!(TM)

[Draft]

it's implied

Could be he's making fun of the first MGS game which had a disc swap.

Bet you didn't think of that did you.

did you?

then they would've made that joke in MGS2 already

How do you know?

Are you genius effeminate game designer Hideo Kojima?

Clearly you are not.

Maybe it took him 10 years to think of the joke. Have you played MGS before? It's not very funny.

[Narag]

I wonder how that joke will play out in the 360 version.  

Maybe it took him 10 years to think of the joke. Have you played MGS before? It's not very funny.

Kojima needed the power of the Cell to be able to make that joke true to his vision.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

360 hooks built-in.  Awww yeah.

We're on Sony(R) PLAYSTATION(R) 3(TM) Blu-Ray(R) Disc(TM), Snake!(TM)

Here's your money Snake!

[MrAngryFace]

Too bad MGS4 = blowsville usa, population losers

[WrikaWrek]

He actually says, "we are on Ps3! Blu ray etc"

Ugh, that just puts me off the whole thing. Killing the immersion totally. And talk about shameful promotion, yuck.

[Narag]

He actually says, "we are on Ps3! Blu ray etc"

Ugh, that just puts me off the whole thing. Killing the immersion totally. And talk about shameful promotion, yuck.

That's really no worse than being told to look at the back of the CD case for Meryl's codec number.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

lol at the comments to that video.

[MCD]

He actually says, "we are on Ps3! Blu ray etc"

Ugh, that just puts me off the whole thing. Killing the immersion totally. And talk about shameful promotion, yuck.

That's really no worse than being told to look at the back of the CD case for Meryl's codec number.

it's worse when your copy is pirated. 

[Crushed]

He actually says, "we are on Ps3!"

Ugh, that just puts me off the whole thing. Killing the immersion totally.

Is that any different than Metal Gear, where Big Boss tells you to turn off the MSX?
Or the NES port, where Konami calls you and tells you to turn off the NES?
Or Metal Gear 2, where Campbell tells you to think like a game designer when going through rooms?
Or the part in Metal Gear 2 where the secret formula is hidden on THE LEGENDARY MSX COMPUTER DISK, and Kio Marv's name is hidden as, "01K VRAM" in the menu?
Or the part in MGS1 where Master Miller tells you to stop playing or you'll hurt your eyes, or to think like a game designer, or to go to the bathroom before a long cutscene?
Or Meryl's Codec number being on the back of the CD case?
Or Ocelot saying to not use auto-fire, or any of the other times where they tell you about buttons?
Or Mantis reading your memory card, or telling you to put your DualShock on the floor?
Or any of the crazy meta-shit in MGS2?



It's really not new ground for the series.

[BamYouHaveAids]

If that isn't an annoucement of ironclad exclusivity for atleast a decade I don't know what is.

Xbox fans be sure not to ingest the monkeypiss as it is poured over your heads.

[WrikaWrek]

He actually says, "we are on Ps3! Blu ray etc"

Ugh, that just puts me off the whole thing. Killing the immersion totally. And talk about shameful promotion, yuck.

That's really no worse than being told to look at the back of the CD case for Meryl's codec number.

Yes it is. See that shit was clever, like changing the gamepad port part.

This is just..."System wars are in your game, ROFLMAO", it just makes me go "Ugh...". It's really says something when Sony needs a Fanboy to make a game that advertises the platform while you are playing it.

Like a PS3 ad in a game "Oh you don't remember? Let me remind you of why your Ps3 is so awesome!"....lame as shit.

[Draft]

Holy shit, Kojima is apparently a master troll. Look how butt hurt you are.

[Darunia]

it's implied

Could be he's making fun of the first MGS game which had a disc swap.

Bet you didn't think of that did you.

did you?

then they would've made that joke in MGS2 already

How do you know?

Are you genius effeminate game designer Hideo Kojima?

Clearly you are not.

Maybe it took him 10 years to think of the joke. Have you played MGS before? It's not very funny.

You clearly don't get Kojima's genius Draft. Postmodern cutscenes like this are completely lost on guys like you

[WrikaWrek]

Holy shit, Kojima is apparently a master troll. Look how butt hurt you are.

Yeah, stupid me that i don't find it funny at all that a game feels the need to remind me why the Ps3 is the win in the system wars when i'm playing it.

It's just AWESOME. AND FUNNY

ALL IT NEEDED WAS OTACON SAYING "GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS SNAKE, ITS AWESOME".

[BamYouHaveAids]

He actually says, "we are on Ps3!"

Ugh, that just puts me off the whole thing. Killing the immersion totally.

Is that any different than Metal Gear, where Big Boss tells you to turn off the MSX?
Or the NES port, where Konami calls you and tells you to turn off the NES?
Or Metal Gear 2, where Campbell tells you to think like a game designer when going through rooms?
Or the part in Metal Gear 2 where the secret formula is hidden on THE LEGENDARY MSX COMPUTER DISK, and Kio Marv's name is hidden as, "01K VRAM" in the menu?
Or the part in MGS1 where Master Miller tells you to stop playing or you'll hurt your eyes, or to think like a game designer, or to go to the bathroom before a long cutscene?
Or Meryl's Codec number being on the back of the CD case?
Or Ocelot saying to not use auto-fire, or any of the other times where they tell you about buttons?
Or Mantis reading your memory card, or telling you to put your DualShock on the floor?
Or any of the crazy meta-shit in MGS2?



It's really not new ground for the series.

Your argument holds no weight, none of those examples reference the PS3 in any way.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Holy fuuuuuuuck that is bad voice acting.

[Narag]

Holy shit, Kojima is apparently a master troll. Look how butt hurt you are.

Yeah, stupid me that i don't find it funny at all that a game feels the need to remind me why the Ps3 is the win in the system wars when i'm playing it.

It's just AWESOME. AND FUNNY

ALL IT NEEDED WAS OTACON SAYING "GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS SNAKE, ITS AWESOME".

That'd been awesome if it actually was like that as it would've come across as rather self-deprecating.

Holy fuuuuuuuck that is bad voice acting.

So much about this game gives me the vibe everyone has long since been ready to move on from the series.

[MCD]

otacon actually confirmed a 360 version.

[WrikaWrek]

Holy shit, Kojima is apparently a master troll. Look how butt hurt you are.

Yeah, stupid me that i don't find it funny at all that a game feels the need to remind me why the Ps3 is the win in the system wars when i'm playing it.

It's just AWESOME. AND FUNNY

ALL IT NEEDED WAS OTACON SAYING "GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT IS SNAKE, ITS AWESOME".

That'd been awesome if it actually was like that as it would've come across as rather self-deprecating.

Yes in a very very sad way it would have been funny. I wouldn't say awesome....

They should just go ahead and make "You might be wondering what those 3 minutes of loading were for...well, you didn't have to swap disks motherfucker"

Oh shit, next time let me change a disk motherfucker, it takes me 30 seconds.

[Crushed]

otacon actually confirmed a 360 version.

"Alright Snake, time to install. Do you see the install screen?"
"Uh... no."
"Oh! That's right! We're on Xbox 360! It's a higher speed disc reader! No need to install."

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

otacon actually confirmed a 360 version.

"Alright Snake, time to install. Do you see the install screen?"
"Uh... no."
"Oh! That's right! We're on Xbox 360! It's a higher speed disc reader! No need to install."

 

[Tieno]

Holy shit that's embarrassing (the horrible voice acting, the shameless Sony PR)

[Grecco]

hes talking about MGS1 on PS1 not Xbox. "implied" 

[homborg]

Ugh, that just puts me off the whole thing. Killing the immersion totally. And talk about shameful promotion, yuck.

I love how you go ahead and type the first reaction that comes to mind and post it without any context, no sense of humor and apparently no prior knowledge of the MGS games (or dumber yet, no knowledge of any extra codec conversations beyond what you "had" to listen to in between shootan dudez with an AK). and then you get repeatedly dinged by a few other folks in the thread. bra-fucking-vo.

[WrikaWrek]

Ugh, that just puts me off the whole thing. Killing the immersion totally. And talk about shameful promotion, yuck.

I love how you go ahead and type the first reaction that comes to mind and post it without any context, no sense of humor and apparently no prior knowledge of the MGS games (or dumber yet, no knowledge of any extra codec conversations beyond what you "had" to listen to in between shootan dudez with an AK). and then you get repeatedly dinged by a few other folks in the thread. bra-fucking-vo.

Sense of Humor? This is only considered humor for some because it's kojima doing it. Don't fool yourself. Of course a certain group of people find it the joke of the century, what a surprise.

No prior knowledge of previous MGS games? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh man, if my friends read that shit....of all the things you could say...

What are those "extra Codec conversations"? Not that i actually looked for secret codec conversations, because well...only MGS1 had an entertaining codec experience, MGS2 pretty much ruined it and MGS3 >> >>. How did i get dinged again?

Because, aside from the distinguished mentally-challenged and awful "You need to stop playing" moment in MGs2, the rest of these "out of the game" experiences are all gameplay related.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

that's humor?

Yeah, anime humour.

[Bloodwake]

Kojima wins.

[Tieno]

that's humor?

Jarosh > Kojima 

[BamYouHaveAids]

that's humor?

No. There is nothing funny about the disc swapping situation the 360 is currently facing.

Nothing at all. Kojima simply reinforced that fact.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

that's humor?

You're talking to the same people that think MGS is great storytelling.  They're oblivious to many things.

[Bloodwake]

that's humor?

You're talking to the same people that think MGS is great storytelling.  They're oblivious to many things.

Show me a game with better storytelling than MGS.

[The Sceneman]

otacon actually confirmed a 360 version.

"Alright Snake, time to install. Do you see the install screen?"
"Uh... no."
"Oh! That's right! We're on Xbox 360! It's a higher speed disc reader! No need to install."

actually, nm. Bad Scenester... calm down

[Bloodwake]

otacon actually confirmed a 360 version.

"Alright Snake, time to install. Do you see the install screen?"
"Uh... no."
"Oh! That's right! We're on Xbox 360! It's a higher speed disc reader! No need to install."

lol, wait for Duckman to read this post. I made the 360 has a higher disc reading speed thus no installs argument and he told me I was a 'bleeding know nothing'. Fucking cuntwipe

Oh yeah thats right, PS3 games require 20GB installs because the games are better etc. lololol the power of the motherfucking cell

Personally, switching discs is more annoying than waiting for an install that only happens once. But that's just me.

[Tieno]

that's humor?

You're talking to the same people that think MGS is great storytelling.  They're oblivious to many things.

Show me a game with better storytelling than MGS.

Most games, even the games with bad storytelling, as at least with most games it's easier to know what's happening and going on. A bukake of convoluted story does not equal good storytelling, it's the opposite. Needing a shitload of cutscenes to tell your game story and even then having difficulty to get your point across is not good storytelling. Bad voice acting doesn't help either.
Easily: Half-Life 2, Portal, Bioshock. They all present their story way better and in more interesting ways, easier to follow and makes more sense. Even Uncharted is better, relying on cutscenes but it's a simple story that's easy to follow (I didn't think it was special, but at least you can follow it and it makes sense).

[WrikaWrek]

that's humor?

You're talking to the same people that think MGS is great storytelling.  They're oblivious to many things.

Show me a game with better storytelling than MGS.

Bioshock.

First game that came to mind. And let me just say. I don't like Bioshock NEARLY as much as i do Metal Gear Solid, the franchise that basically made me a gamer, i'm one of those Ps1 gen gamers. I wasn't into games till i played MGS1.

[MrAngryFace]

hahahah MGS 'great storytelling'

I wont even pretend that most games are good at storytelling, but saying MGS is great is just LOLOLOLOLOLOL read a book

[Bloodwake]

that's humor?

You're talking to the same people that think MGS is great storytelling.  They're oblivious to many things.

Show me a game with better storytelling than MGS.

Most games, even the games with bad storytelling, as at least with most games it's easier to know what's happening and going on. A bukake of convoluted story does not equal good storytelling, it's the opposite. Needing a shitload of cutscenes to tell your game story and even then having difficulty to get your point across is not good storytelling. Bad voice acting doesn't help either.
Easily: Half-Life 2, Portal, Bioshock. They all present their story way better and in more interesting ways, easier to follow and makes more sense. Even Uncharted is better, simple story that's easy to follow (I didn't think it was special, but at least you can follow it and it makes sense).

I know what's going on. Sucks for you guys.

[The Sceneman]

I personally liked Adventure on the Atari 2600. There wasnt much of a narrative but the game was easy to follow and didnt confuse me with a cutscene

[BobFromPikeCreek]

that's humor?

You're talking to the same people that think MGS is great storytelling.  They're oblivious to many things.

Show me a game with better storytelling than MGS.

[The Sceneman]

Personally, switching discs is more annoying than waiting for an install that only happens once. But that's just me.

lol I keep thinking youre Crushed.

Anyhow yeah an install is easier and less annoying than disc swapping I imagine, but thats not my point here.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

that's humor?

You're talking to the same people that think MGS is great storytelling.  They're oblivious to many things.

Show me a game with better storytelling than MGS.

You can't possibly be serious.  You want me to list one game out of god only knows that has a better story than MGS?  The only difficult part in that is picking just one.  But if I had to choose, I'd go with something like Dreamfall.  Exponentially better written and acted with an interesting and complex storyline that didn't seem like a delusional hobo's liquor filled rant at the bus depot.

[Third]

MGS' storytelling is better than Borefall's.

The story in Dreamfall may be better than in MGS, but the actual presentation of the story (storytelling) in MGS is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR suprerior to other games.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

MGS' storytelling is better than Borefall's.

The story in Dreamfall may be better than in MGS, but the actual presentation of the story (storytelling) in MGS is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR suprerior to other games.

Enjoy your 90 minute cutscenes lol

[Third]

MGS' storytelling is better than Borefall's.

The story in Dreamfall may be better than in MGS, but the actual presentation of the story (storytelling) in MGS is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR suprerior to other games.

Enjoy your 90 minute cutscenes lol

Ask the fans if they care...

I'm not a big fan of MGS, but I always liked its storytelling. Great cinematography, maybe the best in the industry.

[Crushed]

MGS' storytelling is better than Borefall's.

The story in Dreamfall may be better than in MGS, but the actual presentation of the story (storytelling) in MGS is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR suprerior to other games.

Enjoy your 90 minute cutscenes lol

Okay.

WAIT THERE AREN'T ANY ROFL

[The Fake Shemp]

The cutscenes are at least 45 minutes in length.  Most likely longer.  Realistic expectations have put them at 45 minutes to 60 minutes.

That's still fucking ridiculous.

Fifteen minute cutscenes are ridiculous.  And folks wonder why Metal Gear Solid doesn't sell.  Uh, duh.  Here's why.

[Darunia]

Since I won't be playing this for a while I just read the entire gaf spoiler thread and I was amused. If you played the 3 previous games and just want to know how it all gets wrapped up, don't doubt for a second and read/watch, it's insane. In itself it's totally mgs2 levels of absolute wackiness

[BobFromPikeCreek]

MGS' storytelling is better than Borefall's.

The story in Dreamfall may be better than in MGS, but the actual presentation of the story (storytelling) in MGS is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR suprerior to other games.

Enjoy your 90 minute cutscenes lol

Okay.

WAIT THERE AREN'T ANY ROFL

Sorry, 60 minute cutscenes.  That's so much better.

[MrAngryFace]

I like how Xenosaga (while it sucked) was mocked for this but MGS WELL IT HAS GOOD STORY.

Woah wait, its story is on par with Xenosaga's storytelling. Thats no good!