Author Topic: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans? (Read 8408 times)

Draft · « **Reply #60 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:29:03 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on July 30, 2008, 07:32:40 PM

Quote from: Draft on July 30, 2008, 07:01:10 PM
The Krauser fight is awesome, because it goes on just long enough. It's like, 60 seconds of Dragons Lair, and then back to the real game.

If you don't like the Krauser fight then I'm sorry, you should just walk away from gaming. It has nothing to offer you.

I loved that scene, it was so homo-erotic

Whatever you say, comrade.

Shuri · « **Reply #61 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:45:08 PM »

Japan is falling even more behind.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #62 on:** July 31, 2008, 11:32:07 AM »

Here ya go:

cool breeze · « **Reply #63 on:** July 31, 2008, 11:43:09 AM »

I am not seeing the GTA3 and Shenmue comparison they are trying to make.

y2kev · « **Reply #64 on:** July 31, 2008, 11:50:51 AM »

It's EGM and it's a Parish feature. He's going to hamfist any comparison he can make to make his argument stronger. This is the guy who whines about graphical inconsistency in FF7's FMVs.

Wolf Gang · « **Reply #65 on:** July 31, 2008, 01:39:39 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on July 30, 2008, 04:46:22 PM

bayonetta to have qte.

how the mighty have fallen.

QTEs are fuck awesome in God of War, so what are you bitching about?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #66 on:** July 31, 2008, 01:43:11 PM »

QTEs are never awesome.

Wolf Gang · « **Reply #67 on:** July 31, 2008, 01:49:14 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 06:32:23 PM

Well get ready for more of that shit with their new game Chubby Rain. Feel the emotion as you press up, down, down, up, left, right, up.

You mock Heavy Rain? Did you not play the first 90 minutes of Indigo Prophecy?

QTEs are always awesome in God of War.

You don't know what you're talking about.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #68 on:** July 31, 2008, 01:49:30 PM »

I thumbed through mine.

Somebody gave Alone in the Dark like a B-. Yeah...

Madden looks pretty amazing I must say. Too bad I hate sports games. The Vick cover did me in.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #69 on:** July 31, 2008, 01:54:33 PM »

Quote from: Wolf Gang on July 31, 2008, 01:49:14 PM

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2008, 06:32:23 PM
Well get ready for more of that shit with their new game Chubby Rain. Feel the emotion as you press up, down, down, up, left, right, up.

You mock Heavy Rain?

Yes. Yes I do.

Wolf Gang · « **Reply #70 on:** July 31, 2008, 02:02:40 PM »

Quote from: Draft on July 30, 2008, 06:57:00 PM

Anyway, the only game to nail QTEs is RE4. Every other game is a sad pretender. Even the mighty God of War doesn't use them right. Inputting a long ass sequence of button presses and stick twirls every 5 minutes is no good. Every damn enemy should not have a QTE fatality. Every damn boss should not be 1 minute of spamming attacks and then a 30 second QTE sequence repeated 10 times.

You probably play games on Novice.

Trying to act like God of War is a simple hack and slash game isn't misguided or anything, but to act like you can get away with spamming the attack button on higher difficulty levels is extremely short-sighted if not disingenuous.

There's enough of a variety of enemies with plenty of strengths and weaknesses that dodging and parrying become half the fun in an already fluid and responsive combat system.

Getting through to the end of boss battles to be rewarded with a visual feast of a QTE is way more satisfying than some taco chanting "flawless victory".

Just go back to playing RE4 on Easy. You're probably good enough at it to play it on Normal by now, take a chance.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #71 on:** July 31, 2008, 02:11:01 PM »

The QTEs in Heavenly Sword, especially toward the end, were excruciating.

*shiver*

y2kev · « **Reply #72 on:** July 31, 2008, 02:18:29 PM »

nick suttner likes EVERYTHING

cool breeze · « **Reply #73 on:** July 31, 2008, 02:22:09 PM »

Nick Suttner likes the Ang Lee Hulk and game AITD a good score.

patrickula · « **Reply #74 on:** July 31, 2008, 02:25:27 PM »

Quote from: Wolf Gang on July 31, 2008, 01:49:14 PM

QTEs are always awesome in God of War.

The QTE at the end of GoW2 is awful. A drama-sapping annoyance.
And mashing the button during the fight at the end of the first one sucked too.

cool breeze · « **Reply #75 on:** July 31, 2008, 02:34:39 PM »

I don't mind QTE when they involve a button press. Analog wiggling is the worst. Waggle is also bad.

Wolf Gang · « **Reply #76 on:** July 31, 2008, 04:48:06 PM »

You guys just suck at video games.

Nintendo made the Wii for you guys.

demi · « **Reply #77 on:** July 31, 2008, 04:50:20 PM »

QTEs were amazing, and part of the reason why God of War 2 destroyed the original.

demi · « **Reply #78 on:** July 31, 2008, 04:51:02 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 31, 2008, 02:11:01 PM

The QTEs in Heavenly Sword, especially toward the end, were excruciating.

*shiver*

The QTEs at the final fight were fucking awesome, and again, one of the best parts of Heavenly Sword

y2kev · « **Reply #79 on:** July 31, 2008, 05:14:34 PM »

I LOVE KENJI ENO

demi · « **Reply #80 on:** July 31, 2008, 05:18:56 PM »

This issue makes me embarassed just to look at. I threw it away once I skimmed it. It's a weeaboo's diary. Total GAFfot material. Tokyo Gaming Guide? For real?

Wolf Gang · « **Reply #81 on:** July 31, 2008, 06:35:43 PM »

How did Capcom get all the good programmers in Tokyo?

There's like eight million people living there and Capcom has all the good programmers?

What happened to all the good programmers in Tokyo?

PS3 was supposed to make programmers important again. Nintendo and Microsoft just made them all lazy.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #82 on:** July 31, 2008, 06:44:44 PM »

Can I get a hi-res scan of the cover so I can frame it? That's my main in the Soulcalibur universe, after all.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #83 on:** July 31, 2008, 07:12:28 PM »

Quote from: Wolf Gang on July 31, 2008, 06:35:43 PM

PS3 was supposed to make programmers important again. Nintendo and Microsoft just made them all lazy.

Lazy developers!

Jansen · « **Reply #84 on:** July 31, 2008, 07:28:00 PM »

well one thing and only one thing is for sure. kamiya and co. will one up team ninja (RIP) for worst designs ever with bayonetta.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #85 on:** July 31, 2008, 10:09:21 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on July 31, 2008, 06:44:44 PM

Can I get a hi-res scan of the cover so I can frame it? That's my main in the Soulcalibur universe, after all.

My name is on it, unless you want me to crop it out and it's still going to be cluttered with writing and shit. However,if you still want it.

Draft · « **Reply #86 on:** July 31, 2008, 11:13:18 PM »

Quote from: Wolf Gang on July 31, 2008, 02:02:40 PM

Quote from: Draft on July 30, 2008, 06:57:00 PM
Anyway, the only game to nail QTEs is RE4. Every other game is a sad pretender. Even the mighty God of War doesn't use them right. Inputting a long ass sequence of button presses and stick twirls every 5 minutes is no good. Every damn enemy should not have a QTE fatality. Every damn boss should not be 1 minute of spamming attacks and then a 30 second QTE sequence repeated 10 times.

You probably play games on Novice.

Trying to act like God of War is a simple hack and slash game isn't misguided or anything, but to act like you can get away with spamming the attack button on higher difficulty levels is extremely short-sighted if not disingenuous.

Yeah no of course you can't.

You only spam an attack at them until the Simon game comes up. Then you play Simon.

Error2k4 · « **Reply #87 on:** August 01, 2008, 12:23:32 AM »

scan the tri-Ace stuff

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #88 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:00:42 AM »

Okey doke.

cool breeze · « **Reply #89 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:27:11 AM »

The Last Remnant doesn't seem like it will be anything special. Infinite Undiscovery looks amazing as it always does. SO4 is also going to be awesome.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #90 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:34:13 AM »

The Last Remnant has the stink of UE3 all over it. It's just hard looking at it and not thinking about LO, which I didn't like. Still getting the game though.

drohne · « **Reply #91 on:** August 01, 2008, 11:51:22 AM »

if you glance at it quickly, the character art from those three jrpgs doesn't just look like it's all from one game -- it looks like it's the same two people. is there a more creatively moribund genre anywhere? no

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #92 on:** August 01, 2008, 12:15:47 PM »

Quote from: drohne on August 01, 2008, 11:51:22 AM

is there a more creatively moribund genre anywhere? no

I agree with this sentiment. I actually had to look up the definition of "moribund". +1

cool breeze · « **Reply #93 on:** August 01, 2008, 01:05:28 PM »

Infinite Undiscovery will probably be the best "next gen" JRPG this year. Go for that.

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #94 on:** August 01, 2008, 01:36:56 PM »

Quote from: drohne on August 01, 2008, 11:51:22 AM

if you glance at it quickly, the character art from those three jrpgs doesn't just look like it's all from one game -- it looks like it's the same two people. is there a more creatively moribund genre anywhere? no

Agreed.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #95 on:** August 01, 2008, 01:52:23 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on August 01, 2008, 12:15:47 PM

Quote from: drohne on August 01, 2008, 11:51:22 AM
is there a more creatively moribund genre anywhere? no

I agree with this sentiment. I actually had to look up the definition of "moribund". +1

maybe drohne's post will encourage JRPG developers to look up "creative"

demi · « **Reply #96 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:13:07 PM »

TWEWY, best RPG of 2008

tiesto · « **Reply #97 on:** August 01, 2008, 02:31:58 PM »

Quote from: drohne on August 01, 2008, 11:51:22 AM

if you glance at it quickly, the character art from those three jrpgs doesn't just look like it's all from one game -- it looks like it's the same two people. is there a more creatively moribund genre anywhere? no

Yes, American-made FPS.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #98 on:** August 01, 2008, 03:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 31, 2008, 10:09:21 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on July 31, 2008, 06:44:44 PM
Can I get a hi-res scan of the cover so I can frame it? That's my main in the Soulcalibur universe, after all.

My name is on it, unless you want me to crop it out and it's still going to be cluttered with writing and shit. However,if you still want it.

You can blur that stuff, can you?

cool breeze · « **Reply #99 on:** August 01, 2008, 04:54:08 PM »

I'm not sure how long it will be. On average a J-RPG can range from 30 to 100+ hours.

Fable 2 will probably be a really short story game, but have tons of other side quests and things like that to do. Fallout 3 will also probably be really long with all the side quests.

cool breeze · « **Reply #100 on:** August 01, 2008, 05:17:10 PM »

Fallout 3 is going to be nothing like Fallout 1 and 2. From the previews and stuff, it is basically Oblivion with guns.

homborg · « **Reply #101 on:** August 02, 2008, 06:16:15 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 31, 2008, 05:18:56 PM

This issue makes me embarassed just to look at. I threw it away once I skimmed it. It's a weeaboo's diary. Total GAFfot material. Tokyo Gaming Guide? For real?

like you would have liked it anyway you kneejerk fuck

demi · « **Reply #102 on:** August 02, 2008, 07:19:26 PM »

Watch your language, child.

MoxManiac · « **Reply #103 on:** August 02, 2008, 09:27:18 PM »

Man, I may have to get a 360 after all. Is the hardware still shitty (unrealiable)?

tiesto · « **Reply #104 on:** August 03, 2008, 12:12:50 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 02, 2008, 08:08:26 PM

Quote from: demi on July 31, 2008, 05:18:56 PM
This issue makes me embarassed just to look at. I threw it away once I skimmed it. It's a weeaboo's diary. Total GAFfot material. Tokyo Gaming Guide? For real?
Poor Himu:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=329806

If that egm doesn't convince you that japan is a creative wasteland for gaming, nothing will.

Like I said, I don't see anything in the rest of the world that is convincing me they are creatively inclined... maybe Little Big Planet and that one FPS platformer hybrid game that I forgot the name of. At least Japan is still making 2D.

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Author Topic: I have the latest EGM. Who wants scans? (Read 8408 times)