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« Reply #8880 on: November 16, 2010, 12:10:09 PM »
Can't sell toys to kids based on R-Rated movies!

psst, I had a bunch of Terminator, Aliens and Predator toy as a kid, the reason this movies are pg-13 is so the 14 year old turds can see it.
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« Reply #8881 on: November 16, 2010, 12:31:48 PM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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« Reply #8882 on: November 16, 2010, 12:38:21 PM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Huh. Surprisingly not awful looking. The whole James Bond/Get Smart vibe could be good.

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« Reply #8883 on: November 16, 2010, 12:43:25 PM »
Yeah, not really sure what to think about that. It does look interesting though.
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« Reply #8884 on: November 16, 2010, 12:50:26 PM »
The cars taking their tires off in airport security made me :lol
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« Reply #8885 on: November 16, 2010, 04:11:45 PM »
looks dumb.
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« Reply #8886 on: November 16, 2010, 04:13:42 PM »
eh. I am not a fan of the cars concept but it looks to be less boring than the first at least.

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« Reply #8887 on: November 16, 2010, 05:21:31 PM »
FIRST PICTURE OF THE NEW WOLVERINE COSTUME FROM "THE WOLVERINE"
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« Reply #8888 on: November 16, 2010, 05:56:24 PM »
Stan's face looks like he wishes he was in Hollywood having lunch with anyone other than Blubberine.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #8889 on: November 16, 2010, 06:44:27 PM »
BTW in the Avatar deleted scenes if you look closely you get some Michelle Rodriguez topless side boob.
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« Reply #8890 on: November 16, 2010, 07:48:24 PM »
What happened to your Avatar hate campaign?
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« Reply #8891 on: November 16, 2010, 07:56:27 PM »
What happened to your Avatar hate campaign?

Obliterated in the face of Michelle Rodriguez side-boob.
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« Reply #8892 on: November 16, 2010, 09:26:24 PM »
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/47477

Your Highness trailer, looks awesome.

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« Reply #8893 on: November 16, 2010, 10:02:47 PM »
well there was at least one good thing about that trailer
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« Reply #8894 on: November 16, 2010, 10:41:32 PM »
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/47477

Your Highness trailer, looks awesome.

Best trailer of the day.
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« Reply #8895 on: November 17, 2010, 12:25:22 AM »
The "suck the venom" bit was way funnier 39 years ago:smug

But seriously, that doesn't look very good.

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« Reply #8896 on: November 17, 2010, 12:26:46 AM »
I will happily watch this "Dungeons and Dragons 2" with less Jeremy Irons and only slightly more toilet humor.

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« Reply #8897 on: November 17, 2010, 06:13:35 AM »
The "suck the venom" bit was way funnier 39 years ago:smug

But seriously, that doesn't look very good.

It's not just having McBride in it, it's written and directed by the Eastbound and Down crew.

Movie of 2011 :bow2
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« Reply #8898 on: November 17, 2010, 06:16:13 AM »
Then there's this:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I don't expect it to be good, but hopefully it's at least dumb fun, even if it's trying to be serious.
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« Reply #8899 on: November 17, 2010, 01:42:52 PM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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« Reply #8900 on: November 17, 2010, 02:52:34 PM »
The "Cowboys" part looked surprisingly good...we'll see about the "Aliens" part
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« Reply #8901 on: November 17, 2010, 02:55:49 PM »
The Aliens are being done by Legacy Studios, which used to be called Stan Winston Studios.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #8902 on: November 17, 2010, 02:57:07 PM »
The Brothers Strausse :rofl

AVP: Requiem
Skyline

:rofl

I love how they say they worked on Avatar. They did one sequence and it wasn't even that big.
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« Reply #8903 on: November 17, 2010, 03:05:21 PM »
based on today's trailers

Your Highness >> Cowboys and Aliens >>>> Green Lantern
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« Reply #8904 on: November 17, 2010, 03:05:57 PM »
yeah it looks so terrible.  my wife wanted to see it Sunday but thank god she changed her mind.  I was pretty sure it would be bad.

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« Reply #8905 on: November 17, 2010, 03:06:33 PM »
Agree.
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« Reply #8906 on: November 17, 2010, 03:06:52 PM »
I can't even begin to illustrate why this movie was so bad. Seriously.

Sounds about the same as AVP Requiem.
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« Reply #8907 on: November 17, 2010, 03:07:50 PM »
looks meh. Another big blockbuster bore fest

will watch the Your Highness trailer when I get home so I can fap
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« Reply #8908 on: November 17, 2010, 03:18:43 PM »
I am in the tank for Danny McBride, so
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« Reply #8909 on: November 17, 2010, 03:19:16 PM »
Cowboys and Aliens looks like a fun summer blockbuster. Unlike those horrible trailers for green lantern and thor.

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« Reply #8910 on: November 17, 2010, 03:22:03 PM »
based on today's trailers

Your Highness >> Cowboys and Aliens >>>> Green Lantern

yup
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« Reply #8911 on: November 17, 2010, 03:31:46 PM »
Your highness looks pretty shit really.
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« Reply #8912 on: November 17, 2010, 03:43:46 PM »
I guess it's cool seeing a small film do well and all, but still...Skyline looks atrocious
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« Reply #8913 on: November 17, 2010, 03:45:05 PM »
Your highness looks pretty shit really.
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« Reply #8914 on: November 17, 2010, 04:17:17 PM »
no ass
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« Reply #8915 on: November 17, 2010, 04:49:03 PM »
Danny McBride and James Franco make Your Highness already seem great, mostly Danny McBride.  I thought just the ways he said some of those lines were hilarious, like 'handle your shit'.  Shame that Natalie Portman has to be in it.

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« Reply #8916 on: November 17, 2010, 10:32:02 PM »
Avatar Extended. Better than theatrical. Better than Scott Pilgrim.  Better than TDK and Inception.
I'm kinda glad I never saw the regular version, then. I saw the Extended Cut in 3D a couple weeks ago, and thought, "Wow, what is all the hype about? It's like Cameron wanted to make his version of Pocahontas, but set in a Roger Dean painting."

...I probably won't even rub one out to the XXX This Ain't Avatar "parody" they're making.

I watched netflix instant all fucking weekend.

You know what? Batman 1989 hasn't aged too well at all.
My curiosity was piqued a month or so ago and, yeah, the best I can say about it is that it's not as bad as I was expecting. Mupepe will back me on this though: Batman Returns is still badass.

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« Reply #8917 on: November 17, 2010, 10:39:04 PM »
I'll do it too: Batman Returns is easily my favorite Batman flick.  :heartbeat
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« Reply #8918 on: November 18, 2010, 01:58:20 AM »
I haven't seen Batman Returns since it's original theatrical release. I thought it was pretty weird as a kid, I wonder what I'd think of it now?
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« Reply #8919 on: November 18, 2010, 02:06:57 AM »
Avatar Extended. Better than theatrical. Better than Scott Pilgrim.  Better than TDK and Inception.
I'm kinda glad I never saw the regular version, then. I saw the Extended Cut in 3D a couple weeks ago, and thought, "Wow, what is all the hype about? It's like Cameron wanted to make his version of Pocahontas, but set in a Roger Dean painting."

...I probably won't even rub one out to the XXX This Ain't Avatar "parody" they're making.

I watched netflix instant all fucking weekend.

You know what? Batman 1989 hasn't aged too well at all.
My curiosity was piqued a month or so ago and, yeah, the best I can say about it is that it's not as bad as I was expecting. Mupepe will back me on this though: Batman Returns is still badass.

The Avatar Extended on BluRay is longer than the Special Edition. It wasn't released in theaters.
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« Reply #8920 on: November 18, 2010, 09:25:37 AM »
I'll totally back you, Chronovore.  Awesome fucking movie.  I think it's great because it's more of a movie with a Batman character instead of a Batman movie.

I haven't seen Batman Returns since it's original theatrical release. I thought it was pretty weird as a kid, I wonder what I'd think of it now?
I thought the same.  It has aged really well and it's really not made for children.  I never understood shit about it until I rewatched it and it was a lot better than I remembered.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #8921 on: November 18, 2010, 09:27:28 PM »
Batman Returns>Batman Begins

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« Reply #8922 on: November 18, 2010, 10:11:06 PM »
Returns is crap.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #8923 on: November 18, 2010, 10:41:37 PM »
Batman Returns? We're talking about the one with penguins that have rocket launchers strapped to their backs? You guys are smoking some strong stuff.

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« Reply #8924 on: November 18, 2010, 11:16:54 PM »
The one were the penguin is a mutant and catwoman is revived by a bunch of cats, also I'm pretty sure batman kills a bunch of people here.
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« Reply #8925 on: November 18, 2010, 11:31:07 PM »
There's always been a sort of one upmanship in creating the most detestable and corrupt Gotham City, but once you start reaching the point where rats can't even make it and get pushed out by having a penguin infestation outbreak then you know you've won.

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« Reply #8926 on: November 19, 2010, 01:40:26 AM »
Seriously, everyone that just voiced their support for Batman Returns needs to get lepered like, yesterday. What the fuck.

I hope all of you were speaking in jest or something. Of all the Batman movies to praise.

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« Reply #8927 on: November 19, 2010, 02:37:33 AM »
Batman Returns :bow
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #8928 on: November 19, 2010, 02:42:55 AM »
Returns is the best Batman movie.
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« Reply #8929 on: November 19, 2010, 02:50:42 AM »
That scene where the bat signal reflects into Wayne Manor is fucking awesome.

And Returns has CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.
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« Reply #8930 on: November 19, 2010, 08:09:51 AM »
I haven't seen Batman Returns in 20 years :lol It's on netflix I think. Gonna watch this weekend.

In other news, still one of my favorite endings ever.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #8931 on: November 19, 2010, 10:08:11 AM »
My favorite ending is still Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

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« Reply #8932 on: November 19, 2010, 10:10:42 AM »
Yeah, WTF at the Returns hate.  Movie is fucking awesome. 

PENGUINS WITH ROCKETS STRAPPED TO THEIR BACKS, YOU SILLY FUCK!  SO FUCKING AWESOME

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #8933 on: November 19, 2010, 12:01:37 PM »
TDK>>>Batman Returns>Batman>Batman Begins
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« Reply #8934 on: November 19, 2010, 12:12:37 PM »
smh

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« Reply #8935 on: November 19, 2010, 12:35:32 PM »
Batman Returns > Batman: A XXX Parody > The Dark Knight >>> Batman > Batman: The Movie >>> Batman Forever > monkeys dressed in cute little Batman costumes throwing poop-a-rangs against a white plaster wall > Batman & Robin >>> Batman Begins
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #8936 on: November 19, 2010, 12:58:42 PM »
Good troll guys :lol

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« Reply #8937 on: November 19, 2010, 01:06:10 PM »
that ranking is pretty accurate.  no trolling

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« Reply #8938 on: November 19, 2010, 01:24:36 PM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

"Bruce Wayne. Why are you dressed up. Like Batman?"
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« Reply #8939 on: November 19, 2010, 01:31:44 PM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

"Bruce Wayne. Why are you dressed up. Like Batman?"

Seriously this film is worse than The Room.