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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #26040 on: November 28, 2016, 07:41:13 PM »
Gremlins 2 is fucking amazing. One of the best sequels out there.

It relished in going off the rails. I can't get anyone to watch it with me.


Wife and I went to see Doctor Strange last night. It was a movie.
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« Reply #26041 on: November 28, 2016, 07:56:31 PM »
Never seen a Wes Anderson movie
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« Reply #26042 on: November 28, 2016, 09:00:35 PM »
I've never seen one either.  I'm like the Eminem of movie watching. 

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« Reply #26043 on: November 28, 2016, 10:51:59 PM »
Always wanted to watch Gremlins 2 but never got around to it. Maybe I will now.

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« Reply #26044 on: November 29, 2016, 03:05:33 AM »
spoilers for Gremlins 2, but they get the late 80's fashion so right, so do watch.



Gosh dang I love that movie. If only studios would give gigantic amounts of money alongside complete creative control more often.

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« Reply #26045 on: November 29, 2016, 03:21:06 AM »
If only studios would give gigantic amounts of money alongside complete creative control more often.

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« Reply #26046 on: November 29, 2016, 03:34:26 AM »
Noted.

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« Reply #26047 on: November 29, 2016, 06:43:43 AM »


 :lol

i noticed this back when he was a lowly video game soundtrack producer, the first medal of honor/call of duty games have basically the same score beats (which are mostly ripped off of Saving Private Ryan)

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« Reply #26048 on: November 29, 2016, 11:51:17 AM »
spoilers for Gremlins 2, but they get the late 80's fashion so right, so do watch.



Gosh dang I love that movie. If only studios would give gigantic amounts of money alongside complete creative control more often.

Was waiting for someone to post that once people started talking about G2.  One of my favorite K&P skits.

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« Reply #26049 on: November 29, 2016, 01:23:04 PM »
Yeah RLM pointed that out. I didn't hear it in the theater but I kinda see it now.

Same dude is also doing Rogue One and Spidey's scores.

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« Reply #26051 on: December 01, 2016, 12:34:02 PM »





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« Reply #26052 on: December 01, 2016, 01:13:41 PM »
Directed by a writer/producer behind a bunch of awful bid-budget movies, written by a guy who's written a few previous Tom Cruise movies and one of the guys that wrote Prometheus. :donot

And it's pretty much a given that this one's gonna be all dark and super serious, unlike the goofy fun of 1999's The Mummy. :donot :donot
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« Reply #26053 on: December 01, 2016, 01:25:57 PM »
Does anyone want a super serious Mummy movie?
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give me The Rock in a semi-light action horror remake with some laughs, not this grim dark shit.
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« Reply #26054 on: December 01, 2016, 01:40:39 PM »
Rock was already in a light hearted mummy movie - and I liked it. 

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« Reply #26055 on: December 01, 2016, 03:39:59 PM »
The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro was kind of a mess, but you could clearly see the great movie under the dreck, and sometimes it would even fully be that movie in brief spurts. I'd happily plunk down for a "studio fuckery removed" version of it.

But that lost money, so lets overbudget this shit again, get Tom Cruise, and make it PG-13, it'll work out better this time, right?

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« Reply #26056 on: December 04, 2016, 12:09:29 AM »
The Rock is (back?) on Netflix.  I'd never seen it before so watched it tonight.  It was OK, I guess.

But one thing just made me start laughing- the effeminate hair stylist who cuts Sean Connery's hair looks just like Evilore:lol


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« Reply #26057 on: December 04, 2016, 02:00:56 AM »
Directed by a writer/producer behind a bunch of awful bid-budget movies, written by a guy who's written a few previous Tom Cruise movies and one of the guys that wrote Prometheus. :donot

And it's pretty much a given that this one's gonna be all dark and super serious, unlike the goofy fun of 1999's The Mummy. :donot :donot

Back when Brendan Fraser was a going commodity, I remember thinking that The Mummy would be followed by The Vampire, The Wolfman, The Reanimated Monster... It seemed like he'd be the perfect opportunity for Universal to take their "Classic Monsters" franchise and incorporate them as foils against Fraser's version of Indiana Jones.

And then some idiot exec shot their wad with the Van Helsing trainwreck.

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« Reply #26058 on: December 04, 2016, 06:54:44 PM »


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« Reply #26059 on: December 04, 2016, 11:30:31 PM »
what the fuck is this movie about? That was a trailer full of nothing but quips, like something out of after credits bonus scenes.

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« Reply #26060 on: December 04, 2016, 11:43:02 PM »


Full Trailer


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« Reply #26061 on: December 04, 2016, 11:45:37 PM »
what the fuck is this movie about? That was a trailer full of nothing but quips, like something out of after credits bonus scenes.

>teaser

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« Reply #26062 on: December 04, 2016, 11:46:22 PM »
>reading

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« Reply #26063 on: December 05, 2016, 12:00:30 AM »
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« Reply #26064 on: December 05, 2016, 12:08:27 AM »
I dunno the action in that looked pretty nice. Not gonna write if off quite yet (I also legit loved The Mummy and The Mummy Returns.)

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« Reply #26065 on: December 05, 2016, 12:15:27 AM »
(looks up info...)

directed by, Alex Kurtzman. Man... oh well.

(checks info further to see if he or Orci was the truther)

okay, there's some hope left. I do like Sofia Boutella, I hope to see her in a film someday where she's a regular human person of some sort.

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« Reply #26066 on: December 06, 2016, 01:02:43 PM »


Kinda warming up to this, it's neat seeing a traditional mystic kung fu man in the mystic lightsaber dancer universe

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« Reply #26067 on: December 06, 2016, 01:42:13 PM »
Mm... I feel like I've seen the whole movie now. I hate when trailers do that.


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« Reply #26068 on: December 06, 2016, 04:07:10 PM »
what the fuck is this movie about? That was a trailer full of nothing but quips, like something out of after credits bonus scenes.
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+Cubi Studios What the fuck? No shit. Can't believe so many idiots +1'd your comments. Only people like you, who had been hiding under the rock this whole time, don't know who the Guardians of the Galaxy are. THEY HAD BEEN POPULAR SINCE A LONG TIME AGO, you dumb shit. They were so popular that MCU made a movie with them. Like I said, the duo had been iconic for a very long time already. Now fuck off, you're probably one of those uncool kids at school who doesn't read any Marvel comics.

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« Reply #26069 on: December 07, 2016, 07:21:23 AM »
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Now fuck off, you're probably one of those uncool kids at school who doesn't read any Marvel comics.

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« Reply #26070 on: December 07, 2016, 08:32:16 AM »
Ethering yourself through youtube comments, double dip fail

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« Reply #26071 on: December 07, 2016, 02:58:37 PM »


Finally, a real blockbuster is coming again

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« Reply #26072 on: December 07, 2016, 09:00:20 PM »
what the fuck is this movie about? That was a trailer full of nothing but quips, like something out of after credits bonus scenes.
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+Cubi Studios What the fuck? No shit. Can't believe so many idiots +1'd your comments. Only people like you, who had been hiding under the rock this whole time, don't know who the Guardians of the Galaxy are. THEY HAD BEEN POPULAR SINCE A LONG TIME AGO, you dumb shit. They were so popular that MCU made a movie with them. Like I said, the duo had been iconic for a very long time already. Now fuck off, you're probably one of those uncool kids at school who doesn't read any Marvel comics.

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #26073 on: December 07, 2016, 09:23:38 PM »


Finally, a real blockbuster is coming again

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« Reply #26075 on: December 07, 2016, 09:34:48 PM »


so much casting magic

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« Reply #26076 on: December 07, 2016, 09:44:49 PM »


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« Reply #26077 on: December 08, 2016, 03:42:52 AM »
I finally watched Fatal Attraction which my gf has been telling me to watch forever.

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Also finished a rewatch of the 4 Mad Max films. Twas good. 4>2>1>3

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« Reply #26078 on: December 08, 2016, 10:00:49 PM »
Your Mad Max film order is acceptable, but missing the required number of > symbols.
4>2>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

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« Reply #26079 on: December 08, 2016, 10:09:45 PM »
Well, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for picking Road Warrior over Fury Road.
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« Reply #26080 on: December 08, 2016, 10:10:10 PM »
Yeah! And Thunderdome isn't even all that BAD, until the kids show up. I didn't need Tina Turner just like we don't need another hero, but she isn't inherently horrible. The Aviator's return was welcome. Burning Man Bartertown had tremendous potential. But the late-'80s compulsion to include children or cute stuff was just abysmal.

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« Reply #26081 on: December 08, 2016, 10:27:43 PM »
Thunderdome had some really good parts and some really bad parts. It was pretty obvious that George Miller didn't put his whole heart into it like he did with Road Warrior and Fury Road [and it's understandable why, his close friend and producing partner Byron Kennedy died right as they were getting started with production].
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« Reply #26082 on: December 08, 2016, 11:47:25 PM »
Thunderdome had some really good parts and some really bad parts. It was pretty obvious that George Miller didn't put his whole heart into it like he did with Road Warrior and Fury Road [and it's understandable why, his close friend and producing partner Byron Kennedy died right as they were getting started with production].

That'd be horrible, true. I also think that the Hollywood Machine was bearing down on Miller hard, after The Road Warrior had been such an unexpected and runaway success.

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« Reply #26083 on: December 09, 2016, 10:16:14 AM »

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« Reply #26084 on: December 09, 2016, 11:18:34 AM »
Can't wait to see marvel use the talents of Keaton to produce another zzz villain. :doge
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« Reply #26086 on: December 09, 2016, 02:32:31 PM »

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« Reply #26087 on: December 09, 2016, 02:33:55 PM »
(Much better) international trailer:

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« Reply #26088 on: December 09, 2016, 03:09:49 PM »

This looks like hot garbage, as I expected

You look like hot garbage cause your mom was a tire fire. 

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« Reply #26089 on: December 09, 2016, 05:06:21 PM »
I liked it back in the mid-80's, but I find Mad Max (the original) to be too slow. Even the climax isn't enough of a payoff.

Thunderdome is kind of the opposite. Where it starts off really strong and slowly loses it's way. The climax was cool though.


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« Reply #26090 on: December 09, 2016, 05:17:32 PM »
Watched The Truman Show which I had never seen. It's a terrific, visionary idea, so good in fact it carries the movie through easily. But I felt a bit unsatisfied throughout. I get the point of having all those shots with extreme vignettes or button cam effect but Weir went reallyyyyyyyy overboard with it. Same with all the reaction shots of the audience, unnecessary and distracting from the focus of the story. The structure / editing is really weird too and I found the overall pace to be sort of flat. In the end, I felt it never did the most of the "fake world" premise or with the secondary characters (his wife and friend) to instead switch gear to the Ed Harris character. Not a big fan of the cinematography either and a couple of SFX contribute to making it a bit dated.

Carrey is excellent and there's some great situations and ideas, so still a decent watch.
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« Reply #26091 on: December 09, 2016, 06:36:04 PM »

This looks like hot garbage, as I expected

You look like hot garbage cause your mom was a tire fire.

Dandy, no! Don't go from 1-to-11 immediately! There's no need for ad mominem attacks.

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« Reply #26092 on: December 09, 2016, 10:35:52 PM »
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« Reply #26093 on: December 11, 2016, 06:24:05 AM »
the very fine, even distinctively French nature 'documentary' Seasons has a point to make, but fitting for a film that's all about capturing animals in their habitat, it does so organically. Documentary is in quotes because its not exactly on the up and up. There are some special effects artists and actors listed in the credits. Some environments are clearly staged for the benefit of capturing (admittedly terrific) animal footage. So it doesn't quite pass the sniff test as a standard sort of surreptitiously captured footage nature documentary, but so what? What is here is hugely valuable and entertaining, there's footage of wildlife so intimate and genuinely delightful that I simply didn't care that about what was and what wasn't a setup. In fact, its even essential to the whole point of the thing that the animals have to be seen in certain situations. What makes Seasons so entertaining, and even affecting, is that its narrative is driven by the action on screen, and that it has a narrative at all really. There's some slightly discursive and philisophical narration that pops in on occasion, but its wider point about enviromental degredation over time is made more potent by the words left unsaid and the visuals that say them quite loudly.

I like the films that Laika makes, but Coraline aside (Paranorman was almost as good tho) I haven't loved any of their other films. Their technical virtuosity doesn't always match the ambition of their storytelling. Kubo and the Two Strings is their most technically advanced film yet, but also has the simplest story. Its sort of a standard issue fantasy adventure (boy goes on quest, magic shit happens along the way). Its certainly not any sort of cynical play for greater mainstream success, but it does feel a bit more rote, despite its relatively unique setting. Still worth seeing if only to drink in its extraordinarily high level of craftsmanship, but I wish that wasn't its by far strongest virtue.


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« Reply #26094 on: December 11, 2016, 05:03:35 PM »

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« Reply #26095 on: December 11, 2016, 05:13:19 PM »
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« Reply #26096 on: December 11, 2016, 05:53:04 PM »
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« Reply #26097 on: December 11, 2016, 05:55:18 PM »
:lol god I love this series. 

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« Reply #26098 on: December 11, 2016, 06:01:35 PM »
:lol god I love this series. 

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« Reply #26099 on: December 11, 2016, 07:12:19 PM »
:lol god I love this series. 

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In addition to Theron, the series welcomes newcomers Scott Eastwood and Oscar winner Helen Mirren.

Two Oscar winning actresses added to the cast. :rejoice

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Nice.