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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29460 on: February 28, 2018, 05:15:20 PM »
Some people say "oscar bait" you could say, "Hamfisted" or "cheaply emotionally manipulative" they're like synonyms.
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« Reply #29461 on: February 28, 2018, 05:47:54 PM »
Falling Down is a bad movie. It's not even fun. Joel Schumacher sucks, ya'll.

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« Reply #29462 on: February 28, 2018, 05:52:37 PM »
I never especially liked Falling Down but I haven't seen it since it originally came out. The fact that some crazy people kinda found a hero in that character also always bothered me not that, that has anything overly to do with a film discussion.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29463 on: February 28, 2018, 07:39:17 PM »
Falling Down is a bad movie. It's not even fun. Joel Schumacher sucks, ya'll.

Would you say that's it's some faggit shit?
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« Reply #29464 on: February 28, 2018, 08:01:56 PM »
Its opinion on movies. Who gives a shit. You are entitled to yours. I'm entitled to mine. You don't agree. Cool say so. But Ima keep saying my opinion on how a movie strikes me. It doesn't mean I'm right (or wrong) its just how a piece of work struck me.

Yeah, no worries, I hate on a lot of good stuff. Was just teasing the hipsterness of your last couple of posts.

Some people say "oscar bait" you could say, "Hamfisted" or "cheaply emotionally manipulative" they're like synonyms.

Sure, though I disagree on Shape of Water or Three Billboards being any of that.

Joel Schumacher sucks, ya'll.

This is true.

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« Reply #29465 on: February 28, 2018, 08:26:01 PM »
For a second there I thought I was the only one on the planet who didn't like Falling Down. :lol

Nobody ever talks about it either. I had no idea it even existed until I was trawling through Douglas' Wiki page last week.

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« Reply #29466 on: February 28, 2018, 11:51:09 PM »
Anh man, Annilhilation is some good shit. Its this weird and delightful cross pollination (or mutation, if you will) of an art film, earnest sci-fi, and horror. Its great.

Also, Black Panther doesn't suck. I really liked it.

Also of note, as I was leaving the theater the lobby was jammed up with middle aged white people. "Its an advance showing of Death Wish". One of them said to me.

Not feeling optimistic for the quality of this latest Bruce Willis-fronted venture I told the likely Trump voter "Well its gotta be betger than Death Wish 5." To witch I recieved a beffudled look and I than made a hasty retreat.

My point being, maybe I shouldn't try to relate to normal moviegoers.

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« Reply #29467 on: February 28, 2018, 11:58:09 PM »
I just started watching Taken for the first time and I'm about 23 minutes in. At this point, I'm actually rooting for the girls to be kidnapped.

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« Reply #29468 on: March 01, 2018, 12:02:07 AM »
Taken is so joyless and bog-standard for an action movie it's puzzling me that it did so well. I mean yeah Liam Neeson is awesome, and he has that cool speech they put in every commercial which ran every commercial break, but still.

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« Reply #29469 on: March 01, 2018, 12:05:49 AM »
His badass mode is damned badass. I just hate his family that you're supposed to care about.

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« Reply #29470 on: March 01, 2018, 12:32:27 AM »
Pierre Morel is actually a great action director. The fight scenes in Taken really pop. Its as good as you'll get in any PG-13 film starring a non-action star. And of course, Liam Neeson (formerly known just for being a clasy actor) was credible as hell in a role that could have been written for Steven Seagal.

Its sequels are crap, but Taken itself, well, I guess I'm just a bit Taken with it you could say.

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« Reply #29471 on: March 01, 2018, 01:09:00 AM »
sounds like you want neeson to take your boipussy
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« Reply #29472 on: March 01, 2018, 01:26:50 AM »
I saw the Jackie Chan version of this in The Foreigner and enjoyed it. There are less hard action scenes and the film relies more on Jackie just escaping danger, but it makes sense since he's past 60. Pierce Brosnan is good in it as he is in good in many films. An underrated Bond simply because his later Bond films became silly which aren't his fault.

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« Reply #29473 on: March 01, 2018, 01:46:49 AM »
Temple

This Netflix horror movie about baka-Americans getting offed in a small, abandoned Buddhist temple was mostly a whiff. Temple marks the directorial debut of Michael Barrett, who has like two dozen cinematography credits - and to his credit, the visuals show through more than anything else here. Two of the main characters looked distractingly like two actually famous actors (Jared Leto and Rosario Dawson), but with... noticeably less ability. The plot builds up a decent amount of intrigue and tension, but the movie just fails to really get going. It also has this weird wraparound story of one of the protagonists getting interviewed by cops... until in the last twenty seconds he stabs one of them and runs out the room, never to be seen again. Not only is that just baffling, but the idea they'd be interrogating a newly-disfigured victim (fresh out of surgery, no less) as if he was the ultimate culprit never made much sense to me.

2 / 5



Bedeviled

Another Netflix horror flick, this time about Siri being a spooky killer. It's also possibly one of the most braindead, boring, anti-scary (not just not scary, but actively non-scary), conveyer-belt pieces of celluloid digital cinema I've had the pleasure to see. I do have to admit, if I was drunk or high, this movie might have been immensely more entertaining. The characters are so dumb, plot developments so laughable, the dialog so unrealistic, and the "scares" being typified best by an old grandma walking around like she's drunk being one of the "horrific monsters," that it may indeed be a "so bad it's good" classic. That said, that's not generally how I enjoy new movies I see blind, and I was also just plain bored for most of the runtime.

Throughout this movie, I kept thinking "this isn't totally awful for a first try," and that's because it *is* in fact the first movie by directors/writers/producers the Vang Brothers. If this was, like... homework in a 4th grade class and I were the teacher, it'd get a "C-, needs improvement." Compared to the entire body of cinema, however, it just doesn't make the grade.

1 / 5



1922

Pretty solid King fare. Decent directing, above-average visuals, and good acting try (but mostly fail) to distract from the fact this is a Telltale Heart-esque novella stretched to almost two hours. The characters never really feel like real characters either, instead just fodder for the parable. The film's message? "Killing is bad." Still, held my interest throughout.

3 / 5

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« Reply #29474 on: March 01, 2018, 01:59:44 AM »
A scene from Bedeviled.

Black guy gets on a bus, sits down and starts whistling some Chopin piece. Old white lady on the bus compliments him for it (after three seconds of whistling???) Black guy gets up, goes over and sits next to her. He then explains, veeeeerrrry slowly, how he started whistling when he was by himself because every white person has "negrophobia" and the whistling disarms them.

The old white lady, understandably perturbed, gets up and exits the bus without a word.

End scene.

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« Reply #29475 on: March 01, 2018, 02:00:40 AM »
A moment from Bedeviled.

Black guy: "Finally the black guy won't die!" (paraphrased)

Black guy proceeds to die three minutes later.

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« Reply #29476 on: March 01, 2018, 02:02:58 AM »
An exchange from Bedeviled.

Black guy: "We need to finish coding the phone app Asian Guy (RIP) was making in order to stop Evil Siri from killing us all!! Oh wait I've already done it lol."

Me, thinking: "Does every teenage dude just know how to code iOS apps??"

White girl: "So this is how we uninstall the ghost from our phones?" (Editor's note: :confused)

Black guy: "Yeah but we can only do it when he comes out of the phone and is in our world!!"

The producers of this trash heap, watching the dailies: :idont

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« Reply #29477 on: March 01, 2018, 02:08:13 AM »
Also the characters discover early on that Evil Siri (who's actually an Evangelical pastor with a hate-on for the young people??) only kills people by "scaring them to death." (This is hammered home when the movie throws in the perfunctory classroom scene with a teacher explaining how dangerous/beneficial "fear" is from a biological perspective.)

Let me repeat: Evil Siri can't actually harm anyone. It can only show people their fears and hope that does the trick.

However, not once does it occur to anyone in the film at any point to close their eyes and listen to loud music or something in order to not be scared to death. They all just kind of go along with it.

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« Reply #29478 on: March 01, 2018, 02:08:48 AM »
Temple suuuucked. Both Simon Barret and Adam Wingard have pretty much undone all the enthusiasm I had for them with everything either of them have done since The Guest.
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« Reply #29479 on: March 01, 2018, 02:10:43 AM »
I thought it had some redeeming parts (the first half was pretty well-done, even if the "twist" with the kid is telegraphed WAY early and obviously.) It looked good, and the monster was actually pretty great and creepy IMO. It just gets real dumb real quick when they actually get to the titular temple, lol. Ironic?

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« Reply #29480 on: March 01, 2018, 02:12:15 AM »
Wait why'd you remove that post lol

Edit- :thinking

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29481 on: March 01, 2018, 02:23:26 AM »
Bitch, if Bedeviled is really 1/5 bad, stop talking about it, or else I’ll be tempted to watch it.
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« Reply #29482 on: March 01, 2018, 02:24:38 AM »
I was expecting a good movie by traditional standards, and in that respect it's a 1/5.

But I'm still thinking about its absurdities and wondering if a drunk/high/group watch might redeem it a bit. Results inconclusive, but there seems to be some good evidence so far. :P

Like, if RLM took a crack at reviewing it, it might be everyone's favorite so-bad-it's-good movie for a hot second. It's definitely more preposterous than "Wish Upon" (which they lauded recently in a similar way.)

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29483 on: March 01, 2018, 03:56:15 AM »
All this Bedeviled talk made me remember that horrible movie called Bedazzled with Brandon Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley.

...it somehow has a 50% on rotten tomatoes?


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« Reply #29484 on: March 01, 2018, 04:01:00 AM »
Bedazzled is actually pretty funny. In fact it's worth bringing up in the Cult Movie thread.

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« Reply #29485 on: March 01, 2018, 04:10:21 AM »
Some people say "oscar bait" you could say, "Hamfisted" or "cheaply emotionally manipulative" they're like synonyms.

That's fair but the "Oscar bait" (or any variation of "he's making movies for festivals / high brow critics / hipsters...") thing often is overused in some circles and I got a bit fed up with it too. While it's obviously a shorthand to sum up some traits of a film you watched, it also has this literal meaning of "it's not made for me anymore so it has to be all a soulless calculated & cynical effort to pander to dusty individuals" (also some unwarranted spite at some awards and intellectuals).

You're often better served by saying in plain terms what you thought about the movie (hamfisted, etc...)
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« Reply #29486 on: March 01, 2018, 05:00:11 AM »
Oscar bait is also something like Call Me By Your Name, where you have a mediocre artsy pic about hot subject matter. It’s “Oscar bait” because it was purchased in January but was held off for release during awards season.
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« Reply #29487 on: March 01, 2018, 08:53:07 AM »
A famous actor playing a mentally challenged person can be considered "oscar bait" also.




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« Reply #29488 on: March 01, 2018, 09:43:02 AM »
Wait why'd you remove that post lol

Edit- :thinking

I thought I was wrong about Simon Barret's involvement in Temple, then I learned that I wasn't so I reverted my edit.

Whatever, I'm sick as a dog so fuuuuu

But now also I found this: https://medium.com/@Simon_Barrett/temple-or-why-i-don-t-know-what-that-project-is-any-more-than-you-do-eb2fd1822cd

WHATEVER MAN I'M GOING BACK TO BED
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« Reply #29489 on: March 01, 2018, 02:21:15 PM »
Watched Lady Bird

There isn't necessarily a lot to unpack in this one so my thoughts are relatively short. It's a solid well done coming of age, slice of life movie. You've seen plenty of these over your lifetime but I'm always fine with a well executed version of this type of story. Saoirse Ronan does a good believable job as the lead. It's a low stakes movie but that's fine as the movie is going for relatable and familiar. That's pretty much it. The younger you are and the closer to the social demographic of the people in the movie, the more you will probably like it. I'm neither close in age nor the social demographic of the people in the film but there is enough general growing up things in it that even I can relate to most of it.

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« Reply #29490 on: March 01, 2018, 03:29:17 PM »
I'm watching Thor Ragnarok and I can't get over how terrible the Hulk's voice sounds now. I googled it and I guess they're having Mark Ruffalo do the voice now and pitching it down, and it sounds like they used autotune. Really distracting.

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« Reply #29491 on: March 01, 2018, 03:55:18 PM »
https://twitter.com/RobertDowneyJr/status/969301646965596161

https://twitter.com/RobertDowneyJr/status/969303008314933248

https://twitter.com/RobertDowneyJr/status/969304632764784641

https://twitter.com/RobertDowneyJr/status/969305955270672384

RDJ single-handedly got Infinity War moved up a week :gladbron

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« Reply #29492 on: March 01, 2018, 03:59:31 PM »
Wait why'd you remove that post lol

Edit- :thinking

I thought I was wrong about Simon Barret's involvement in Temple, then I learned that I wasn't so I reverted my edit.

Whatever, I'm sick as a dog so fuuuuu

But now also I found this: https://medium.com/@Simon_Barrett/temple-or-why-i-don-t-know-what-that-project-is-any-more-than-you-do-eb2fd1822cd

WHATEVER MAN I'M GOING BACK TO BED

Really interesting article. Thanks!

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« Reply #29493 on: March 01, 2018, 05:54:03 PM »
A Gentle Creature; supposedly adapted from Dostoyevskys short story of the same name, though I think that's incorrect as the synopsis isn't similar. I hadn't ever watched anything by Loznitsa before, he mostly makes docos, but here he's created an arresting film set in modern day Russia. It follows a woman from a small Russian town as she attempts to have her incarcerated partners birthday gift sent to him. But the system she's caught up in doesn't want her to succeed, and her simple request is turned into a struggle against a toxic regime. She is sharp, quiet and headstrong, constantly threatened with the spectre of violence as she deals with the complex web of local politics governing a surreal prison town, and tries to break down how to interact with it's seedy cabal of sociopaths. It had its fair share of heavy scenes, but it was was too mischevious, playful and exciting to be depressing. Particularly fascinating if you're interested in modern day Russia.
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« Reply #29494 on: March 01, 2018, 09:10:51 PM »
Classics time.

Watched the Passion of Joan of Arc by Dreyer (from the same master you'll find in the upcoming Criterion release). I'm not very big on mute films but this one holds up well. Striking cinematography and close ups eliciting some genuine emotion plus some audacious camera movements in the last act. The raw simplicity of it (it's basically just the judges trying to extort her confession to Joan in jail and her execution) makes it work better than any film on this historical figure since then as far as I can judge (including the Preminger, Rivette, Besson versions. Haven't seen the Bresson take on it), it's a better fit for what the reality of this peculiar figure was.

Also saw two films by Julien Duvivier, one of the many major French filmmakers of the mid 20th century. I did some posts here about Pépé le Moko, Panique, La Fin du Jour or Voici le temps des assassins. My expectations were flipped as the film I expected to be the most minor of the two was by far the better of the two. Still a bit bonkers how fast films were made back then, as it is not uncommon to have 2 or 3 major titles produced in the same year.

La Belle Equipe is one of his most famous film. 5 unemployed men in post 1929 financial crisis France win a hefty sum thanks to a shared ticket to the national lottery. Jeannot (Jean Gabin), the natural leader of the group, convinces everyone they're better off polling their gains in a shared project than squandering their gains each on their own and the group settles on building a guingette (A restaurant / dancing by the waterside, very popular at the time). But soon fate tears them apart through various dramas and tragedy as the grand opening gets nearer...
There's a perverse, dark streak in most of Duvivier's works (reminds me of Fritz Lang, though in a different manner and applied to different genres). It doesn't work as well here, especially the turn it takes in the grim finale : feels a bit forced and tonally inconsistent. It's still a very well crafted film, but the weakest out of all the 6 I've seen so far.

I was much more raptured by Carnet de Bal. The film is credited to have introduced the concept of a sketch comedy each fronted by a major star in the french market, and indeed it has a ridiculous cast (including Louis Jouvet, Raimu and Fernandel to name those whose fame endured down to today) served with prime material catering to their strengths (down to having their favorite screenwriter or dialogue writer on board). The premise centers around Christine, who married young into ridiculous riches (she lives a lazy, hassle free existence on the banks of the Lac de Côme in Northern Italy) and who was recently widowed with no family of children. As she burns some old documents, she finds her old dance card from her first ball and decides to track down all her then suitors as a way to combat the dreading sense of void in her existence.

It could have been the basis of a sappy romantic comedy but under the helm of Duvivier it becomes a melancholic, sour and bleak deconstruction of youth and its illusions. The first man on Christine list shot himself soon after she got engaged out of sadness and she is forced to pass some time with his mother, who is living in denial of his death. Louis Jouvet was an up and coming lawyer, now he's a cynical club owner, elaborate mobster (he carefully plans as much as possible around the law to minimize risk) and pimp. Pierre Blanchar was about to graduate medecine, he lost an eye in the colonies and now is a demented doctor performing illegal abortions in a hellish flat bordering harbor cranes grinding on rails all day long (the whole sketch is filmed with dutch angles, it's on the nose but very effective), etc...

Surprinsingly it works as a whole despite the film often going out of its way -It's over 120mn long- to give seemingly unrelated material to its stars (Raimu basically gets a whole very Pagnolesque subplot with a prodigal son), perhaps because they're all playing their greatest hits, perhaps because it also takes time to deconstruct Christine's own illusions. Anyway, everything is converging to a clear intent and purpose. It goes without saying that as usual the cinematography and camera work is excellent and there's a lot of striking visuals. The only weakness is probably the protagonist being a wee bit thinner than the rest : Duvivier was never very strong with positive female character, his films are very much a men's world with some devious women on the side.

Excellent (2k) restoration too. The French blu-ray has english subtitles and it's not region coded. I saw the film was available in an US or UK boxset with some of Duvivier early works but I'm unsure if it's recent enough to have this latest master.

I also just realized I never spoke of Au revoir la haut, the latest Dupontel movie, back when I saw it. A little bit of context first : Albert Dupontel started as a stand up comedian (a good one) then moved on to be a film actor and a director (a little over 20 years ago). He's good at both, doesn't want to degrade himself below a certain standard of artistic quality without being snobby or pretentious, is a pretty outspoken man who seem to be straight up and principled. He certainly have his own thing and an affection for weird, borderline mad characters (his first film, Bernie, has him playing a deluded orphan killing people with shovels) and he is the face of a slighty off-kilter french cinema. All his films have been quality though it is sometimes a bit uneven and he is prone to push things into being too loud and hysterical.

Anyway, Au Revoir La Haut is adapted from a book which encountered some success and the story kicks in in the very tail end of WWI, as Albert (Dupontel himself) and Edouard (Nahuel Pérez Biscayart) get framed by their sadistic captain in a pointless offensive in November 1918. Albert may have died if not for Edouard, but the latter get horribly disfigured (he loses his lower jaw) and out of spite and shame prefer to let his very wealthy family he died. Albert support him as best as he can through scams and tend to his morphine addiction. Edouard only get lifted out of depression when he starts putting his artistic skills to use in a scam to sell fake memorial statues (including to his unwitting and grieving father)...

Overall it's a good film and it's not hard to see why it's getting the brunt of nominations for the French awards this years (alongside 120 BPM in which Nahuel Pérez Biscayart also stars). As expected with Dupontel, his take on WW1 is unhinged, slighty iconoclast and heightened (Albert has to beat up morphine dealers -other disabled vets- to supply his friend) and the film doesn't shy away from some interesting nastiness (Edouard treats Albert like shit at times, and it's not clear if it's out of resentment or classism). There's his usual visual flair and interesting choices : Edouard refuses the prosthetics and manufacture extravagant masks for himself. He also has barely any dialogue -mostly inaudible- and uses a little girl as his translator. The visual treatment of his horrible wound is tasteful without beinbg sanitized.

Some of the director usual flows do show up, however. Dupontel loves himself some fancy, computer assisted, moving shots and they're not always pertinent or useful. I understand that the color grading is playing up the quasi-dreamlike / fairtytale atmosphere but there's a couple of points (notably the battle scene in the beginning) where it veered into digitally & artificial unpleasantness. However the biggest problem of the film to me was that as a whole I'm not sure it worked : all of the individual parts and sequences are very well done and satisfying... but there's a lot of moving parts to the plot & it feels like some of the side character background bits were lost in adaptation and as such some scenes involving them felt a bit mechanical or lacking flesh and some of the emotional punch. The actor playing the antagonist is doing it with much delight and it worked for me, but objectively he didn't have a lot to work with and it was slighty inconsistent (we're told he's war crazy at first, then he's an asshole wh'oll stop at nothing for his own gain, I'm not sure I can reconcile both). Still you could probably do a lot worse than see this if you have the chance.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29495 on: March 01, 2018, 10:36:24 PM »
Blade Runner 2049:   I find the original to be maybe the most boring movie of all time.

Not enough jokes for you?  :comeon

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« Reply #29496 on: March 01, 2018, 10:47:11 PM »
RDJ: “How about right now, on Netflix?”

Marvel: “Done, Cloverfield 4: Avengers 3 - Infinty Wars 1 is now on Netflix.”
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« Reply #29497 on: March 01, 2018, 10:56:22 PM »
Thanos was the cloverfield montser the whole time  :smug
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« Reply #29498 on: March 02, 2018, 12:19:34 AM »
Oh yeah such an edgy opinion to find noted box office bomb Blade Runner to be a boring movie

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« Reply #29499 on: March 02, 2018, 12:25:57 AM »
Watched The Post.

This one is exactly what you think it is. A traditional by the books retelling of a historical event mixed with a biopic and that is of course its main flaw and its main strength. It is one of those films you would watch in high school to give you the story of the pentagon papers.

This is one that seemed to have received the most hate (maybe not hate but disdain) from the film types who seem to be tired of a movie of this style involving Streep, Hanks, and Spielberg. I don't think I have disdain or hate for the movie. It's certainly solid work. That being said, its not good enough for me to ever watch again, and if given a choice I think the documentary version of this would be more interesting, and enlightening and well rounded. The Insider was a film of this type that took material like this and made a dynamic film out of it. This one is too conservative and staid to really move you in the way a truly great film would. This movie is fine. But its fine in the way that it could easily be a tv film of the week and you really wouldn't notice a difference outside of better cinematography. As usual everybody performs well enough in it but its missing the "soul" it really needs to hit home and elevate issues presented in the movie.

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« Reply #29500 on: March 02, 2018, 02:35:29 AM »
Saw Black Panther. It was pretty solid. Micheal B Jordan was great, Suri was really cute, actually in general the acting and characters were solid. Story while predictable plot had some layers to it and was good.n I thought the costumes were also good.

CGI, cinematography, and some of the action on the other hand not so good. Honestly, this is a problem with most Marvel movies.

I honestly think DC has better looking movies. Save for Justice League #ReleasetheSnyderCut.

Solid Marvel movie.

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #29501 on: March 02, 2018, 02:43:38 AM »
If they ever do the Snyder cut that is. I'd be super interested

chronovore

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29502 on: March 02, 2018, 02:50:29 AM »
Finally watched The Hurt Locker. I understand why Hollywood thought Jeremy Renner could be an action hero. He's really good in this. Anthony Mackie is even better. I was surprised by the cameos of Guy Pearce, Raphe Fiennes, and Evangeline Lilly. A very suspenseful film. Kathryn Bigelow is amazing.

Assimilate

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29503 on: March 02, 2018, 08:19:06 AM »
Oh yeah such an edgy opinion to find noted box office bomb Blade Runner to be a boring movie

Hey young buck there's a reason scifi films have been copying it ever since. Plus, noir films tend to be slow real slow. Go watch Chinatown.

BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #29504 on: March 02, 2018, 01:45:38 PM »
Complete non-sequitur, but I just remembered that The Hobbit was originally shown at 48 FPS and it was terrible.  :lol :lol
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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #29505 on: March 02, 2018, 01:53:29 PM »
Complete non-sequitur, but I just remembered that The Hobbit was originally shown at 48 FPS and it was terrible.  :lol :lol
I liked the 48 fps :( 

BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29506 on: March 02, 2018, 02:33:14 PM »
Surprisingly, I didn't hate Unfriended, and was legitimately impressed by some of the acting. It was a somewhat fun watch, and I really appreciated the 70ish minute running time. Should've been the worst, but it really wasn't.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29507 on: March 02, 2018, 02:50:08 PM »
Surprisingly, I didn't hate Unfriended, and was legitimately impressed by some of the acting. It was a somewhat fun watch, and I really appreciated the 70ish minute running time. Should've been the worst, but it really wasn't.

I dug this one, too. A couple of movies have tried the laptop-based horror thing, but this is the only one that did a decent job.
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29508 on: March 02, 2018, 02:53:28 PM »
Yeah, it's a masterpiece compared to The Den.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #29509 on: March 02, 2018, 03:27:16 PM »
Complete non-sequitur, but I just remembered that The Hobbit was originally shown at 48 FPS and it was terrible.  :lol :lol

Some of the scenes with the dwarves felt like they could have the Benny hill music and have the intended effect

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RDJ single-handedly got Infinity War moved up a week :gladbron

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #29510 on: March 02, 2018, 04:36:22 PM »
Abject cynicism


BlueTsunami

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #29511 on: March 02, 2018, 04:37:44 PM »
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Tasty

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #29512 on: March 02, 2018, 04:45:53 PM »
Marvel Chris Trifecta :rejoice

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HyperZoneWasAwesome

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29514 on: March 03, 2018, 12:24:00 AM »
Open Windows is not bad as well. Its even gimmick-ier than the still underrated Unfriended, but its reserve of rabbits from its hat is surprisingly high (from the guy who made the even more clever Timecrimes).

ToxicAdam

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29515 on: March 03, 2018, 12:28:57 AM »
Watched Anihillation tonight.

A satisfying, expertly done piece of sci-fi that doesn't quite end strong enough.

It dances around some heady ideas and allegories but doesn't really say anything. I was a bit disappointed by that, but it's still a great ride.

Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29516 on: March 03, 2018, 12:39:37 AM »
Hey, what's that movie that came out kind of recently whose big theme was how everyone's connected by social networks and smartphones now, and it had a kind of gimmick that put the text messages on the screen House of Cards style?

It's gotta be in the past 5 years.

Ingrid Goes West?

TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29517 on: March 03, 2018, 12:49:29 AM »
no :( I think it followed several loosely connected people. also was panned by critics

Nerve? It’s streaming free somewhere now. I just watched it a few weeks back. It’s worth a watch. Enjoyable enough.

Open Windows is not bad as well. Its even gimmick-ier than the still underrated Unfriended, but its reserve of rabbits from its hat is surprisingly high (from the guy who made the even more clever Timecrimes).

This one is fun, too, but it requires a hell of a lot of suspension of disbelief. I do recommend. It’s pretty silly but a lot of fun.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29518 on: March 03, 2018, 12:50:26 AM »
What kind of movie was it?

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29519 on: March 03, 2018, 01:02:30 AM »


Men,Women & Children got critically dogpiled. Just a few more years to go and it might qualify as a curio for a forgotten age of tech-hysteria.