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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29760 on: March 20, 2018, 01:43:15 PM »
Watched Tomb Raider - first 35 - 40 minutes are completely unnecessary. Movie is about what you expect if you played Tomb Raider reboot the game (feels like a side story of that)

Haven't seen it but it can't be worse than the one with Jolie.

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« Reply #29761 on: March 20, 2018, 02:21:02 PM »
I thought the first one was okay. It was about what you'd expect for a movie based on a video game.


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« Reply #29762 on: March 20, 2018, 02:22:26 PM »
Jolie really looked like a cartoon babe though (i.e. the source material).   :trumps

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« Reply #29763 on: March 20, 2018, 02:55:42 PM »
Jolie really looked like a cartoon babe though (i.e. the source material).   :trumps

Thought the same when I was a horny teenager jacking off to Jolie's nude scenes from her early career. But I couldn't remember anything of what happened in that movie. And when I tried watching it two years ago, I had to turn it off again after 20 min  :yeshrug

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« Reply #29764 on: March 20, 2018, 03:45:39 PM »
She had a fighting robot in her mansion.

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« Reply #29765 on: March 20, 2018, 04:04:13 PM »
i don't get why this wasn't shoved down our throats for having an all female cast the way ghostbusters was though

It's not a mass-market movie with a massive budget.
i guess but i reckon they could've easily made a trailer that was misleading enough to appeal to the mass market

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« Reply #29766 on: March 20, 2018, 04:46:15 PM »
She had a fighting robot in her mansion.
LOL yeah? Don't remember that.

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« Reply #29767 on: March 20, 2018, 06:34:25 PM »
Spectre was poor mostly because it felt very tired/samey/going-through-the-motions, and making Blofeld Bond's step-brother or whatever was pure :confused

I also never bought Bond's apparent love for Seydoux, especially after Vesper.

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« Reply #29768 on: March 21, 2018, 12:10:21 AM »
I thought the first one was okay. It was about what you'd expect for a movie based on a video game.

Same, the first is good fun for a video-game movie. The second one isn't bad but paled from the first. I really don't have interest in this new one, but may catch it some time years down the road.

Anyway:

https://twitter.com/MrRogersMovie/status/976073339868299264

I know what I may go see in theaters in the summer.

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« Reply #29769 on: March 21, 2018, 12:08:11 PM »
New paranoid thriller from the director of It Follows looks interesting

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« Reply #29770 on: March 21, 2018, 05:48:22 PM »
Reserved a ticket for The Death of Stalin this Friday. May check out Unsane too.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29771 on: March 21, 2018, 10:41:41 PM »
I watched The Director and The Jedi.

Not a huge amount of insight. I was very surprised with the amount of freedom Rian Johnson was given. I also loved, LOVED seeing all the practical effects in action. There were so many things in the movie that I thought was CG yet they were practical effects. Nice to see them in action in the documentary.

I think the doc tried a little to hard to be schmaltzy, especially over the Carrie Fisher stuff. I feel like the real insights were the Mark Hamill scenes where he admitted his dislike for the characterization of Luke, yet he was a complete professional. I really wanted to believe he felt real anguish in the filming of the Jedi Temple flashback scene.

I could have done with a little less "oh this is such hard work, oh we are so tired, oh that's so far away, oh I am so sad" moments, over and over. A little more interaction with the other actors would have been nice as well. My biggest take-away was how much Mark Hamill loves doing this. He knows he's very lucky.
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« Reply #29772 on: March 21, 2018, 11:03:15 PM »
I'm looking forward to that TLJ documentary as well. I loved the movie, and honestly think people who hate it are dumb. Like, not even paying attention, or entitled, or judging the movie based on what they expected, not what they got.

Watched ANNIHILATION, and really enjoyed it. Visually, it's a grotesque feast. Acting is fabulous across the board. Everyone is good in it, not just Jennifer Jason Leigh and The Portman. Oscar Isaac does ok with what he's given, but the intentional ambiguity of his role hampers expression some. Not sure what everyone was calling the "2001 navel gazing ending" because it was reasonably clear to me based on the prismatic/mutative exposition which had preceded throughout the film. 8/10 will re-watch.

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« Reply #29773 on: March 22, 2018, 12:52:25 AM »


Watched ANNIHILATION,Acting is fabulous across the board. Everyone is good in it, not just Jennifer Jason Leigh and The Portman. Oscar Isaac does ok with what he's given, but the intentional ambiguity of his role hampers expression some.
Odd, i found the acting lacking, especially Jennifer Jason Leigh. This role did not fit her at all.

That reminds me, how fucking stupid are people that they couldn't figure out what's going on at the ending of 2001? Either literally or metaphorically? Do people still act like 2001 is navel gazing or confusing in the year of our lord 2018?
oh genius one please do tell us. there's been so many interpretations and nothing was ever truly confirmed by the writer or director as far as i know. 

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29774 on: March 22, 2018, 01:08:30 AM »
Stro's going to post a wrestling gif, just you watch

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« Reply #29775 on: March 22, 2018, 01:27:02 AM »
jj leigh was awful
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« Reply #29776 on: March 22, 2018, 02:30:05 AM »
jj leigh was awful

Naw, She was playing a academic psychologist which is already two flavors of fucked up, and then she’s got her other physical problem which was affecting her mood. I thought she did a perfect job to be honest.

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« Reply #29777 on: March 22, 2018, 03:00:47 AM »
jj leigh was awful

Naw, She was playing a academic psychologist which is already two flavors of fucked up, and then she’s got her other physical problem which was affecting her mood. I thought she did a perfect job to be honest.

I personally loved her performance. It’s a highlight of the movie for me.
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« Reply #29778 on: March 22, 2018, 01:26:11 PM »
small posts no one sees

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« Reply #29779 on: March 22, 2018, 04:07:09 PM »

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« Reply #29780 on: March 22, 2018, 04:52:17 PM »
But ManaByte said it was gonna be garbage, though, so...
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« Reply #29781 on: March 22, 2018, 04:57:48 PM »
New paranoid thriller from the director of It Follows looks interesting



Looks fun.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29782 on: March 22, 2018, 05:28:57 PM »
jj leigh was awful

Naw, She was playing a academic psychologist which is already two flavors of fucked up, and then she’s got her other physical problem which was affecting her mood. I thought she did a perfect job to be honest.

I personally loved her performance. It’s a highlight of the movie for me.



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« Reply #29783 on: March 22, 2018, 05:43:30 PM »
andrew garfield  :yuck
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« Reply #29784 on: March 22, 2018, 05:53:50 PM »
Can Manabyte post here again? Not like we're not already overflowing with trash posters.

Even I have my limits, dude.
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« Reply #29785 on: March 22, 2018, 05:58:28 PM »
Watched first movie since the oscars so I wanted to keep seeing good stuff so I watched xXx: Return of Xander Cage
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The first xXx I quite like. It was a right time, right place movie. Bond was dead. That sort of aesthetic and mentality suited late 90's early 2000 culture. I don't like it in an ironic way. I legit think its a fun movie.

This one is mostly crap so instead of talking about it what they did, I'll suggest what they should have done.

A.) Rush Hour style movie with Donnie Yen so he can carry the actual action portion of the movie and have him crack wise with Vin.
B.) Logan style movie where Vin Diesel is a washed up wanna be hip loser. That would have been fun to see random young people saying things like who is this 50 year geezer bald dude skate boarding around the city.
C.) Just go batshit stupid. Make it so over the top. So ridiculous that you don't have time to think. Crank 2 style. There is one scene in the movie that echoes what a movie like this could have been.
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Instead they made a low rent fast and the furious knock-off. All that being said good on Vin Diesel for having the clout to make a vanity project like this. I hope he does another one just for completionist sake.

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« Reply #29786 on: March 22, 2018, 09:43:58 PM »
Watched first movie since the oscars so I wanted to keep seeing good stuff so I watched xXx: Return of Xander Cage
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The first xXx I quite like. It was a right time, right place movie. Bond was dead. That sort of aesthetic and mentality suited late 90's early 2000 culture. I don't like it in an ironic way. I legit think its a fun movie.

This one is mostly crap so instead of talking about it what they did, I'll suggest what they should have done.

A.) Rush Hour style movie with Donnie Yen so he can carry the actual action portion of the movie and have him crack wise with Vin.
B.) Logan style movie where Vin Diesel is a washed up wanna be hip loser. That would have been fun to see random young people saying things like who is this 50 year geezer bald dude skate boarding around the city.
C.) Just go batshit stupid. Make it so over the top. So ridiculous that you don't have time to think. Crank 2 style. There is one scene in the movie that echoes what a movie like this could have been.
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(Ice Cube showing up)
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Instead they made a low rent fast and the furious knock-off. All that being said good on Vin Diesel for having the clout to make a vanity project like this. I hope he does another one just for completionist sake.

100% agree on all observations and speculation.

"Hey, Vin wants to make an action movie!"
"What like Fast and Furious?"
"Yeah, except we can't use cars. It'll be too similar. Let's just make F&F minus the cars."

:derp

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« Reply #29787 on: March 22, 2018, 10:28:14 PM »
the last witch hunter i think is gonna forever be the vin diesel vanity project

:lawd

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« Reply #29788 on: March 23, 2018, 12:18:42 AM »
Sicario : Kept getting recs to watch this for 2 years so I finally did  :aah What easily could have been a generic straight to Redbox movie is elevated by great direction and great acting.  :lawd

How can a movie with great directing and great acting save a movie from being a direct to Redbox? That's the two biggest elements of a good movie. Not to mention it had amazing cinematography from Roger Deakins and a great score.

Fuck are you even saying???  "man the crust, cheese and sauce  save this pizza from being a shitty pizza"

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« Reply #29789 on: March 23, 2018, 12:24:14 AM »
Mandark scared him away. He was unusually cruel to him.

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« Reply #29790 on: March 23, 2018, 12:29:58 AM »
He keeps logging in though. I wanted to ask him for some pointers on setting up an alt on reset. I have a couple ideas

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« Reply #29791 on: March 23, 2018, 12:43:46 AM »
Can Manabyte post here again? Not like we're not already overflowing with trash posters.
I vaguely remember Manabyte, he never seemed that bad from what I remember so i'm puzzled where the dislike comes from, one of the threads i never go into?

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« Reply #29792 on: March 23, 2018, 12:45:34 AM »
the last witch hunter i think is gonna forever be the vin diesel vanity project

:lawd

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Quite liked Big Dave in this as well

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« Reply #29793 on: March 23, 2018, 02:40:55 AM »
Can Manabyte post here again? Not like we're not already overflowing with trash posters.
I vaguely remember Manabyte, he never seemed that bad from what I remember so i'm puzzled where the dislike comes from, one of the threads i never go into?
I think I've got him on the twitters, and he mostly posts stuff about MCU movies? Seems harmless.

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« Reply #29794 on: March 23, 2018, 02:46:27 AM »
Can Manabyte post here again? Not like we're not already overflowing with trash posters.
I vaguely remember Manabyte, he never seemed that bad from what I remember so i'm puzzled where the dislike comes from, one of the threads i never go into?

Since he’s come up lately, I went through his Neogaf posts to figure out why he was permed. Once I saw his posts, I remembered why, and I remember vague (as in don’t quote me) details from modchat on his banning.

Manabyte made several threads either vaguely or directly threatening suicide over the course of a year. These posts generated lots of PMs to mods and admins from concerned posters. Shortly after his last one, it was decided he should just be banned because he was clearly a whore that would cry suicide when he wanted 10 page sympathy threads. I think there was also a concern of him doing this to get money from posters. Several replies in his posts indicated that people were sending him money when he’d do this.

Going off 10 year old memories here, but at least most of this is accurate. Google his GAF posts for evidence.
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« Reply #29795 on: March 23, 2018, 02:47:23 AM »


:hyper

It's my hope that they maintain the intensity and unrelenting grey moral territory of the original.

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« Reply #29796 on: March 23, 2018, 03:55:55 AM »
Can Manabyte post here again? Not like we're not already overflowing with trash posters.
I vaguely remember Manabyte, he never seemed that bad from what I remember so i'm puzzled where the dislike comes from, one of the threads i never go into?

Since he’s come up lately, I went through his Neogaf posts to figure out why he was permed. Once I saw his posts, I remembered why, and I remember vague (as in don’t quote me) details from modchat on his banning.

Manabyte made several threads either vaguely or directly threatening suicide over the course of a year. These posts generated lots of PMs to mods and admins from concerned posters. Shortly after his last one, it was decided he should just be banned because he was clearly a whore that would cry suicide when he wanted 10 page sympathy threads. I think there was also a concern of him doing this to get money from posters. Several replies in his posts indicated that people were sending him money when he’d do this.

Going off 10 year old memories here, but at least most of this is accurate. Google his GAF posts for evidence.
That's weird, I only know him from here and he was completely normal from what i recall.

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« Reply #29797 on: March 23, 2018, 04:19:13 AM »
Can Manabyte post here again? Not like we're not already overflowing with trash posters.
I vaguely remember Manabyte, he never seemed that bad from what I remember so i'm puzzled where the dislike comes from, one of the threads i never go into?

Since he’s come up lately, I went through his Neogaf posts to figure out why he was permed. Once I saw his posts, I remembered why, and I remember vague (as in don’t quote me) details from modchat on his banning.

Manabyte made several threads either vaguely or directly threatening suicide over the course of a year. These posts generated lots of PMs to mods and admins from concerned posters. Shortly after his last one, it was decided he should just be banned because he was clearly a whore that would cry suicide when he wanted 10 page sympathy threads. I think there was also a concern of him doing this to get money from posters. Several replies in his posts indicated that people were sending him money when he’d do this.

Going off 10 year old memories here, but at least most of this is accurate. Google his GAF posts for evidence.
That's weird, I only know him from here and he was completely normal from what i recall.

I know people that know him IRL. I unfortunately can’t share tales for fear of exposing people, but let it be known, he’s a pathetic shiteater with ambitions of only being the next Harry Knowles. That’s seriously his life’s ambition. I wish I could share more, but I keep private communications private, even when it come to garbage people.

Also, google his gaf threads. He had 4 (iirc) where he was threatening suicide. He’s a pathetic hemerroid of a human.
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« Reply #29798 on: March 23, 2018, 08:53:31 AM »
Wasn't he the dude that got divorced and then started doing long-haul trucking? Which turned him even more sad and lonely? At least, I recall that being part of one of his stories.


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« Reply #29799 on: March 23, 2018, 09:56:44 AM »
Expert movie reviews for 'PACIFIC RIM UPRISING' & 'SHERLOCK GNOMES'

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/on-cinema/season-10-episode-1-pacific-rim-uprising-sherlock-gnomes/

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« Reply #29800 on: March 23, 2018, 10:04:18 AM »
the last witch hunter i think is gonna forever be the vin diesel vanity project

:lawd

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The Last Witch Hunter was pretty good. It was a little oversold, but a bunch of fun. The Pitch Black and Riddick are great. The Chronicles of Riddick was, appropriately place: #2, all kinds of number-two.

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« Reply #29801 on: March 23, 2018, 10:35:27 AM »


:hyper

It's my hope that they maintain the intensity and unrelenting grey moral territory of the original.

I feel like there's a 0% chance of that. Best case scenario it works as a dumb action movie, which I'd totally be ok with.
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« Reply #29802 on: March 23, 2018, 05:15:23 PM »
Tomb Raider is a competent meh. I watched this because curiosity got the bettet of me, I've really liked the director's Norwiegan films, and this has got a better calibur of cast than who usally signs onto these sorts of things. Its not great, but it doesn't embarrass itself either. Alicia Vikander really worked hard on this, the physiciality she brings to the role is by far the best thing in it. But outside of scenes of her running, climbing, fighting, there's just not a lot there besides perfunctionary story and character beats. Its a reboot that manages to already feel tired.

Somehow Pacific Rim: Uprising manages to be more cartoony than its predecessor (thank goodness for that plucky teenage girl, eh), and also way dumber (representative line of dialog "We've only got one shot at this. Well we better make it count."). But I learned just very recently that a great way to disable my critical thinking skills to see a robot Van-Damme kick a monster in the face. Its very much the Fast&Furious approach to sequel building, wherin the ante gets upped in spectacle, people keep dropping lines about 'family', and Scott Eastwood appears for some reason. It acts like its the sequel to a widely popular, mass market hit rather than the most expensive ever piece of nerd bait that Guillermo Del Toro somehow convinced some foolish studio to let him make. It lacks much of the charm of its forebearer, but I had a great time watching it in my local IMAX theater. Quality robot punching can forgive a number of shortcomings, and it actually keeps to the spirit of not the original film, but at least the many things it pays affectionate homage to by being a dumber, fleeter, further installment.
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« Reply #29803 on: March 23, 2018, 05:27:06 PM »
Sicario : Kept getting recs to watch this for 2 years so I finally did  :aah What easily could have been a generic straight to Redbox movie is elevated by great direction and great acting.  :lawd

How can a movie with great directing and great acting save a movie from being a direct to Redbox? That's the two biggest elements of a good movie. Not to mention it had amazing cinematography from Roger Deakins and a great score.

Fuck are you even saying???  "man the crust, cheese and sauce  save this pizza from being a shitty pizza"


It's an extremely basic, generic,  and well worn plot that easily could have been a Steven Seagal movie shot in Croatia. Instead, it had great actors, great director, and a great DP which elevated it significantly.

 I swear you go out of your way to sound like a fucking moron sometimes.
  Majority of movies can have a general plot which if not executed correctly will be utter shit. You just don't know anything about fucking movies. You're either a young douchebag and grew up on Marvel garbage or you just may be the dumbest fuck in this place.

Derp, look how smart i am i figured out that the beginning of 2001 and the end of 2001 are the same. It's about evolution! Derp :doge

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« Reply #29804 on: March 23, 2018, 05:28:16 PM »
Tomb Raider is a competent meh. I watched this because curiosity got the bettet of me, I've really liked the director's Norwiegan films, and this has got a better calibur of cast than who usally signs onto these sorts of things. Its not great, but it doesn't embarrass itself either. Alicia Vikander really worked hard on this, the physiciality she brings to the role is by far the best thing in it. But outside of scenes of her running, climbing, fighting, there's just not a lot there besides perfunctionary story and character beats. Its a reboot that manages to already feel tired.

Is it pretty much just the game story in movie form?
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« Reply #29805 on: March 23, 2018, 05:38:25 PM »
Sicario : Kept getting recs to watch this for 2 years so I finally did  :aah What easily could have been a generic straight to Redbox movie is elevated by great direction and great acting.  :lawd

How can a movie with great directing and great acting save a movie from being a direct to Redbox? That's the two biggest elements of a good movie. Not to mention it had amazing cinematography from Roger Deakins and a great score.

Fuck are you even saying???  "man the crust, cheese and sauce  save this pizza from being a shitty pizza"


It's an extremely basic, generic,  and well worn plot that easily could have been a Steven Seagal movie shot in Croatia. Instead, it had great actors, great director, and a great DP which elevated it significantly.

 I swear you go out of your way to sound like a fucking moron sometimes.

Just look to Wind River. Written and directed by the script writer for Sicario, but without Villeneuve, Deakins, Johannsson or similar talent it makes for a bland and middling, albeit functional film.

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« Reply #29806 on: March 23, 2018, 05:50:44 PM »
Sicario : Kept getting recs to watch this for 2 years so I finally did  :aah What easily could have been a generic straight to Redbox movie is elevated by great direction and great acting.  :lawd

How can a movie with great directing and great acting save a movie from being a direct to Redbox? That's the two biggest elements of a good movie. Not to mention it had amazing cinematography from Roger Deakins and a great score.

Fuck are you even saying???  "man the crust, cheese and sauce  save this pizza from being a shitty pizza"


It's an extremely basic, generic,  and well worn plot that easily could have been a Steven Seagal movie shot in Croatia. Instead, it had great actors, great director, and a great DP which elevated it significantly.

 I swear you go out of your way to sound like a fucking moron sometimes.

Just look to Wind River. Written and directed by the script writer for Sicario, but without Villeneuve, Deakins, Johannsson or similar talent it makes for a bland and middling, albeit functional film.
Yeah i know who the writer is. He also wrote Hell or High Water. This is his writing style and it's hardly B-rate material. It just goes to show that Stro doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

Speaking of "Wind River" it was only the second time that writer directed a movie. A pretty decent movie at that with an intense fucking showdown.

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« Reply #29807 on: March 23, 2018, 06:11:12 PM »
Tomb Raider is a competent meh. I watched this because curiosity got the bettet of me, I've really liked the director's Norwiegan films, and this has got a better calibur of cast than who usally signs onto these sorts of things. Its not great, but it doesn't embarrass itself either. Alicia Vikander really worked hard on this, the physiciality she brings to the role is by far the best thing in it. But outside of scenes of her running, climbing, fighting, there's just not a lot there besides perfunctionary story and character beats. Its a reboot that manages to already feel tired.

Is it pretty much just the game story in movie form?
Essentially, yes.

The game was a hard-M(such violence), the movie is PG-13. The film suffers for the fact that it can't actualy depict the violent acts its action scenes consist of. This is a consistent failing of PG-13 action movies, and a topic I should limit myself on otherwise I'l be here all day.

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« Reply #29808 on: March 23, 2018, 07:53:37 PM »
Sicario : Kept getting recs to watch this for 2 years so I finally did  :aah What easily could have been a generic straight to Redbox movie is elevated by great direction and great acting.  :lawd

How can a movie with great directing and great acting save a movie from being a direct to Redbox? That's the two biggest elements of a good movie. Not to mention it had amazing cinematography from Roger Deakins and a great score.

Fuck are you even saying???  "man the crust, cheese and sauce  save this pizza from being a shitty pizza"


It's an extremely basic, generic,  and well worn plot that easily could have been a Steven Seagal movie shot in Croatia. Instead, it had great actors, great director, and a great DP which elevated it significantly.

 I swear you go out of your way to sound like a fucking moron sometimes.

Just look to Wind River. Written and directed by the script writer for Sicario, but without Villeneuve, Deakins, Johannsson or similar talent it makes for a bland and middling, albeit functional film.

You sound like a real dumbfuck there buddy. Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about? You probably liked Black Panther you dumb fucking idiot.

Neither of you dumbfucks know what you're talking about. There's been buzz around Taylor Sheridan (the writer of sicario & hell or high water, writer/director of Wind River) for a while now. Not to mention Wind River got positive reviews across the board and achieved 40 million worldwide on a budget of 11 million. Doing all of this without any Social Studies Warrior garbage feed ins, no Whedon type gags, or big special effects while pushing a "straight to redbox" humanistic script  :doge

Now stop being distinguished mentally-challenged and spread your asshole for the top brass at Disney Marvel.  :-*



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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #29809 on: March 23, 2018, 09:33:12 PM »
Marvel's only relevancy to this discussion: Assimilate's distinguished mentally-challenged hulk rage.

Remember this all began over Stro ultimately praising Sicario.

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« Reply #29810 on: March 23, 2018, 10:27:17 PM »
in his defense, he is very stupid and borderline illiterate

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« Reply #29811 on: March 23, 2018, 10:28:56 PM »
in his defense, he is very stupid and borderline illiterate
Awwwn Beaks you speak me to it lights up my day  :uguu
PM your pic please

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« Reply #29812 on: March 23, 2018, 10:58:21 PM »
The Death of Stalin

Absolutely funny, a good amount of gags and some call backs. Wasn't sure how Iannucci's comedic style would work from a historical setting but it ended up coming across just fine especially in satirizing the whole fear and paranoia in going against Stalin's mandates and the will of the party.

It does oscillate between funny and macabre which makes it come off as off beat than playing it straight with the humor. Both lampooning Stalin and the Communist party and giving you a sense of just how violent and merciless those in power were.
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« Reply #29813 on: March 24, 2018, 12:57:09 AM »
Social issue thriller, now that's a genre you don't see everyday. Especially so if there's any level of stylization to it (Dardanne bros. be like, 'I don't need that shit'). But Steven Soderbergh has made a rich career of not following conventional wisdom, so he made one, and shot the whole thing on an iPhone to boot when he made Unsane. Its a film set in a enviornment ripe for exploitation (mental hospital) that takes pains to never get too exploitative. Its a film about a character's mental state that tries hard not to trivialize mental illness. Honestly, its not quite successful at all of its goals(railing against America's shitty mental health care system and being a good thriller), but its never not fascinating or at the very least diverting. Being just a good thriller is reason enough to see this, but as a case study of ambition failing to clear its own hurdles its perhaps even more interesting.

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« Reply #29814 on: March 24, 2018, 01:08:12 AM »
Rumble Fish

Decided to watch this off a YT suggestion from Ethan Hawke and the the Criterion Closet. Oh man. Ohhh man. Visually stunning, and contextually poignant. The type of film I need to watch again. Theres a lot to consider from the perspective of the father and two sons. But I definitely very much relate to THE Motorcycle Boy and the sense of listlesness, diseffectiveness, alienation... to name a few descriptors.
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« Reply #29815 on: March 24, 2018, 08:24:18 PM »
The Big Short: Incredible someone was able to make a movie about the 2008 financial crisis that was both entertaining and (somewhat) educational. Seems like there have been a number of "based on true events in the 00s" movies over the past few years, and this is probably the best one I think. Better than Spotlight, although I'm not sure either really were "best picture" type movies.

Yes, the big short was good and they were able to explain stupidly complex things interesting enough for the average moviegoer.

+1 for you.... i'm watching you  :nothot

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« Reply #29816 on: March 25, 2018, 03:39:35 AM »
Man the sound design in Annihilation was so good. It's been like two weeks and I still keep thinking of the bear and that last noise

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« Reply #29817 on: March 25, 2018, 05:36:21 AM »
Ingrid Goes West

Nothing clever happens in this movie, the way they were playing this straight throughout I expected some subterfuge or cleverness, but no.

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« Reply #29818 on: March 25, 2018, 05:51:48 AM »
A Taxi Driver (2017): this film has Song Kang-ho in it. If that isn't enough to make you watch it, fuck you.

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« Reply #29819 on: March 25, 2018, 05:56:51 AM »
Top 5 Song Kang-ho

- Memories of Murder
- The Good, the Bad, the Weird
- Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
- Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
- JSA