Turd Ferguson had a pretty exciting day in the Wastelands. Found some dumb chick's younger brother holed up with a bunch of wannabe vampire freaks and in a rare instance of extending an olive branch to obviously sick and twisted people, I convinced them to not only make peace with the pussies they'd been terrorizing but to arrange a peace treaty. And I convinced the dumb kid to go back to the town.
Then I killed some ants. A shit load of ants. As I was wandering around the tunnels some freak showed up after I opened a safe and demanded my recently acquired naughty nightwear. I convinced him to go away, and then decided to kill him because hey, he's a pervert. No karma loss! Sweet.
Then I had to do some more crap for that crazy broad in Megaton. I'm running low on ammo, so it's time to hang around outside of Megaton all day for the weapon caravan dude to show up so I can continue to dispense more frontier justice.