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Diunx

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #120 on: February 16, 2009, 10:23:34 PM »
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #121 on: February 16, 2009, 10:23:58 PM »
I dont even know who that guy is. Ignore him, he's a nobody. We are somebodies
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #122 on: February 16, 2009, 10:24:52 PM »
man there are some humorless loads over there

that one fucking dude suggested anyone from here be permabanned, haha

what's with all the forum war bullshit
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Crushed

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #123 on: February 16, 2009, 10:25:45 PM »
Great, thanks to that fuck everyone at GAF will come over here and cigarillo it up.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #124 on: February 16, 2009, 10:26:48 PM »
I just hope the guy isn't molested by nurses. We all know his fear of vag.
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #125 on: February 16, 2009, 10:27:04 PM »
I just hope the guy isn't molested by nurses. We all know his fear of vag.

Nurses can be male
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #126 on: February 16, 2009, 10:27:11 PM »
what's with all the forum war bullshit

I blame console wars for training them into having a group mentality.  Damn videogames.   
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #127 on: February 16, 2009, 10:27:27 PM »
LISTEN TO THE BORECAST PODCAST, HOSTED BY DRINKY CROW AND MYSELF, at www.borecast.com

SOON TO FEATURE WHITEMAN AS OUR GUEST, ONCE HE FEELS UP TO IT
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #128 on: February 16, 2009, 10:28:04 PM »
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CurseoftheGods

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #129 on: February 16, 2009, 10:30:09 PM »

Diunx

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #130 on: February 16, 2009, 10:30:18 PM »
I'm not sure if I'm ready to hear whiteman's voice yet, I mean, Drinky don't having an annoying nerdy voice was a big shock to me.
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #131 on: February 16, 2009, 10:30:46 PM »
Ahaha, someone copy/paste that one guy's story of him loving his friend and replace it with whiteman's name and shit
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #132 on: February 16, 2009, 10:30:59 PM »
who is this gaborn and why is he a teary-eyed humorless choadlinger
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #133 on: February 16, 2009, 10:31:31 PM »
FORUM LOYALTY

fuck loyalty, I fucking hate you guys.  I only come here for the dicks
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #134 on: February 16, 2009, 10:31:51 PM »
It shouldn't surprise you at all that Gaborn is a libertarian, Prole.

Also, any gaffers reading this thread can lick my bawls.
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #135 on: February 16, 2009, 10:31:55 PM »
Prole: this is why

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My worst fears have come true GAF. The person I loved from the moment I saw him with his sparkling blue eyes, ready smile, and great personality is gone. I thought something was wrong when I didn't hear from him in a day or so but I just got word that the love of my life is dead. He was straight, so it wasn't a sexual thing, but he knew how I felt and he was very flattered and accepting of it. We've had a lot of ups and downs in our friendship, but more ups than downs, no hate, no bitterness.

I first met him on the first day of 6th grade, 3rd period band, around 10:15 in the morning. GAF, he was amazing. Sure he was cute, but I never really cared about that. What I always loved about him was his kindness, his good nature, his unbelievable friendliness. It took me years to even approach him. I know I talk a lot and in real life that's always been me too. I'm always so talkative, so argumentative, so passionate about things. But around him I was always reduced to a stuttering, stammering fool, somehow who could never say "no" to that smile, to that "look" in his eyes.

He was the first person that made me realize I was gay, but more importantly he was the person that taught me the most about humanity, about humanness. I had always read about people that met someone that became great, and how they said the moment they met them they just "knew" they had great things ahead of them. That's what I thought about Don. I saw the way that he treated people, from a waitress at Denny's he always slipped an extra 5 dollars to just because she was a nice person and probably needed the money to always knowing the littlest details about anyone he met, and always making you feel like he cared not because he was putting up a front, but because he did.

I knew fairly early on that he wouldn't want to be with me, I always knew that he was straight. For a long time I didn't even realize I liked him in that way, I just simply admired the hell out of him, his kind and generous spirit, his zest for life, his crazy side. He quickly grew from someone I "liked" on first meeting him to someone I "really" liked to someone I cannot imagine my life without.

Don and I talked many times about what I felt for him, and, less directly about what I meant to him. He told me recently that he considered me one of his few "true" friends, something I still hold close to my heart, because I will always consider him my first love and my best friend, even though he is gone. He supported me when I need it, as I tried to do for him. We laughed together, we cried together, we cared for each other very deeply.

He had a love for 70s music and dancing, he loved nothing more than to be out on the dance floor with a "hot Asian girl" and boogie. At Halloween he always wore a "space suit" which was a ridiculous shiny fake looking sparkly gray. Whenever he came to town for a visit we'd go to this local vietnamese food joint we liked, he'd get about 3 appetizers because he liked them more than anything. He was a vegan, he loved MSU but in general hated sports although he enjoyed basketball. He recently did a 10k run and was building up to eventually do a marathon. He was in the prime of his life and in tip top shape.

He was someone that I could trust with anything, and similarly he could and did trust me with things he would never have told another person. I feel like I should go on and say more, and I want to... but it just hurts so much right now. RIP my friend.

Now let's copypasta this with the funny
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #136 on: February 16, 2009, 10:32:12 PM »
i come here in hopes of sexy incest pictures, brandnew
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #137 on: February 16, 2009, 10:32:36 PM »
FORUM LOYALTY
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Crushed

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #138 on: February 16, 2009, 10:33:05 PM »
Besides the fact that most GAF members are mindless chodes that buy into anything a GAF celebrity says?

Oh, don't give them ammo.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #139 on: February 16, 2009, 10:33:28 PM »
demi, jesus. admittedly i was born without any sort of functioning sentimentality gland, but that's just toilet tantrum inducing.
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #140 on: February 16, 2009, 10:33:42 PM »
Meh.  I like both forums.  Just wish people would just chill out and laugh at something every once and a while.
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #141 on: February 16, 2009, 10:34:09 PM »
CRUSHED I DEMAND YOU EDIT THAT STORY and make it funny thanks

And to whoever posts it, I will paypal you $20
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Crushed

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #142 on: February 16, 2009, 10:34:41 PM »
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Diunx

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #143 on: February 16, 2009, 10:35:06 PM »
FORUM LOYALTY

fuck loyalty, I fucking hate you guys.  I only come here for the dicks

But you are not an Icon, how do you get access to the dick pics subforum?
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RubxQub

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #144 on: February 16, 2009, 10:35:18 PM »
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #145 on: February 16, 2009, 10:35:20 PM »
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Crushed

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #146 on: February 16, 2009, 10:35:44 PM »
CRUSHED I DEMAND YOU EDIT THAT STORY and make it funny thanks

it's already funny

if you want the semen stuff taken out, just replace it with, "years of prescription medication abuse built up"
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #147 on: February 16, 2009, 10:35:59 PM »
alright, I'm bailing out now
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demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #148 on: February 16, 2009, 10:36:09 PM »
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?

hahahahahaha
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #149 on: February 16, 2009, 10:36:12 PM »
i agree with Brand New

we could talk about forum wars on The Borecast, hosted by Drinky Crow and myself, available on itunes and zune, and located conveniently at www.borecast.com

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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #150 on: February 16, 2009, 10:36:32 PM »
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?

What are you talking about?
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Crushed

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #151 on: February 16, 2009, 10:36:49 PM »
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?

"You people"? Racist.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #152 on: February 16, 2009, 10:36:57 PM »
Drinky what happened with his blood pressure? 
NtGay

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #153 on: February 16, 2009, 10:37:00 PM »
get better, guy

Meh.  I like both forums.  Just wish people would just chill out and laugh at something every once and a while.

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Human Snorenado

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #154 on: February 16, 2009, 10:37:33 PM »
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?

White Man himself FUCKING SUGGESTED THIS TOPIC BE CREATED OVER AT GAF, you mouthbreathing taintsniffer.

Also:  Crushed, that is AWESOME.
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Vyer

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #155 on: February 16, 2009, 10:37:48 PM »
i agree with Brand New

we could talk about forum wars on The Borecast, hosted by Drinky Crow and myself, available on itunes and zune, and located conveniently at www.borecast.com



 :lol

What's this Borecast you are speaking of?  Perhaps you could give me more information on the subject?

demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #156 on: February 16, 2009, 10:37:52 PM »
Someone post that RubxQub has an account and posts here. Request he be permanently banned and that the world is better off without him.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #157 on: February 16, 2009, 10:38:17 PM »
distinguished black fellow
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TVC 15

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #158 on: February 16, 2009, 10:38:43 PM »
This was supposed to be about me and you have turned into something shamefull. Ooo almost time to get shaved.
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Diunx

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #159 on: February 16, 2009, 10:38:50 PM »
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?

Fuck you, asshole.
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RubxQub

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #160 on: February 16, 2009, 10:39:23 PM »
Stay classy, guys.

Crushed

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #161 on: February 16, 2009, 10:39:52 PM »
27 guests.

Thank for the traffic, pollo and RubxQub. Willco and demi can finally embezzel afford their sex tour of Africa.
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cool breeze

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #162 on: February 16, 2009, 10:39:57 PM »
This was supposed to be about me and you have turned into something shamefull. Ooo almost time to get shaved.

stop taking up e-space that is reserved for gaborn and rubxcub


CurseoftheGods

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #163 on: February 16, 2009, 10:40:58 PM »
Can I post your story, Crushed?

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #164 on: February 16, 2009, 10:41:38 PM »
Stay classy, guys.

You're the one who's not staying classy.

EB's about nothing but class and shit and giggles.
幻想水滸伝

Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #165 on: February 16, 2009, 10:42:17 PM »
Hang in there, Keith. Hope everyone goes alright. I could go over and feed your cat for you if you're gonna be in the hospital for a while.
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Crushed

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #166 on: February 16, 2009, 10:42:42 PM »
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #167 on: February 16, 2009, 10:43:12 PM »
This was supposed to be about me and you have turned into something shamefull. Ooo almost time to get shaved.

How's the hospital food?
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cool breeze

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #168 on: February 16, 2009, 10:43:32 PM »
Hang in there, Keith. Hope everyone goes alright. I could go over and feed your cat for you if you're gonna be in the hospital for a while.

Keith is a pretty badass name.  TVC is way more awesome to me now.

Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #169 on: February 16, 2009, 10:43:44 PM »
Why the hell can't you people keep it to your own boards?

Why are you here, then?

 :lol
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #170 on: February 16, 2009, 10:44:27 PM »
Stay classy, guys.

suck it off, cigarillo

:teehee
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #171 on: February 16, 2009, 10:44:47 PM »
pollo is a little forum lackey .. he probably sits in GAF IRC and e-fellates the mods all day.

 ::)

MCD

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #172 on: February 16, 2009, 10:44:57 PM »
I thought this was the usual TVC and his vomiting needs...

demi told me i was missing out on epic lulz and i wasn't disappointed.

demi

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #173 on: February 16, 2009, 10:45:05 PM »
Why are you guys losing your backbone? Quit catering to the lower denominator. We are having fun and laughing at someone else's expense. Let's stay on topic. Stay classy.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #174 on: February 16, 2009, 10:45:16 PM »
500 - Internal Server Error?
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E-DuB

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #175 on: February 16, 2009, 10:45:51 PM »
Godspeed you magnificent bastard. I'm drinking a glass of Glenmorangie in your honour as I type. As crazy as it sounds try to stay positive.
::)

Crushed

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #176 on: February 16, 2009, 10:46:17 PM »
TVC, are you going to be strapped down in some ICU pod so that you'll be helpless once the zombies come?
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #177 on: February 16, 2009, 10:46:59 PM »
TVC, you know what you need?  A little Merriweather Post Pavilion.
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Diunx

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #178 on: February 16, 2009, 10:48:19 PM »
Hey Crushed is that a reference to The Walking Dead? because that would make you awesome.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #179 on: February 16, 2009, 10:48:38 PM »
Nuke that thread from orbit, it's the only way to be safe or we'll be overrun in no time.
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