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TVC15

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Pain sucks :(
« on: February 16, 2009, 06:00:29 AM »
at least when it is not in a sexual context.  I have water on the knee or something.  It is hell.  I can't stand up or walk.  I want to go to bed so I can go to the goddamned hospital in the morning:(

I hate my life.  I hope I don't have cancer.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 06:11:24 AM »
had it. kinda hurts, yeah. but shouldn't be too dangerous if it's not much.

This is a self diagnosis of course.  It's either this or some form of arthritis.  I'm noticing swelling and the pain feels very interior.

How bad will it be as they stick shit in my knee tomorrow?  Does it hurt?
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 06:24:44 AM »
Well, I also have GERD, and there's some possibly comorbidty of that with different sorts of joint pain.  I guess it has to do with acid production.  If that's the case they will probably give me some proton pump inhibitor.  It could also be gout. I have a shitty diet and I used to drink a lot, but I slowed down, so I'd be surprised if this escalated during one of my slow periods.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 06:31:36 AM »
Well, the pieces fit.  I am pretty certain it is water on the knee, and that has several different causes, and the GERD thing and the gout are likely suspects.  They fit well enough.  Believe me, I won't tell the doctor what I think is going on.  They probably hate that.  I'll just tell him how I feel and the chain of events that lead up to this and then I will let him get stabby.

Also, if I were really paranoid, I would have worked in the causes that involve knee surgery. 

I guess it could be flat out arthritis of some sort, but that isn't consistent with a few things.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 06:39:20 AM »
330AM.  I'm going to get prole to drive me to the ER in the morning.  I can't walk or stand up, no exaggeration.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2009, 08:23:12 AM »
good luck with all that.

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2009, 10:00:29 AM »
You just need to invest in a cyborg body to stick your brain in at this point.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 10:03:18 AM »
Is it water on the knee?


OPERATION! A whole bucket, see? OPERATION!
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 10:40:56 AM »
Is it water on the knee?


OPERATION! A whole bucket, see? OPERATION!

I know, I thought water on the knee was just a made-up thing for the board game.


Good luck TVC, at least if they have to amputate you can get a bad ass peg or something.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2009, 11:58:56 AM »
Sounds like Prole is a good friend, driving you to the hospital man

Hope you get better. And if not, motorized wheelchairs are fuck awesome
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 12:03:20 PM »
I hope they amputate, just so I can get some awesome pm pics.


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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 12:08:05 PM »
It would malfunction after TVC vomits on it tho
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2009, 02:38:56 PM »
omg er has wifi :hyper

yeah, his knee looks pretty shit
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2009, 02:40:31 PM »
hope everything turns out all right

tvc, you really need to take better care of yourself, bud
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2009, 02:40:41 PM »
I hope they amputate, just so I can get some awesome pm pics.

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They need to attach a gun to that.  :hyper
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2009, 02:43:39 PM »
omg er has wifi :hyper

yeah, his knee looks pretty shit

haha the doctor think you're his life partner  :zelda
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2009, 02:47:31 PM »
omg er has wifi :hyper

yeah, his knee looks pretty shit

haha the doctor think you're his life partner  :zelda

if that's the case, then i am the bill paxton of gay life partners!
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2009, 02:49:15 PM »
Do you know anything yet?

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2009, 02:51:34 PM »
they just wheeled his ass back to the doctor. i expect it will be awhile.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2009, 02:51:58 PM »
God not this crap again

All last night I had to deal with his whining and crying.

STFU, you're gonna die, end of story. Leave me out of it.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2009, 02:52:52 PM »
you can tell Demi is concerned. 

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2009, 02:54:03 PM »
There's no reason I should be. I won't get anything when he dies, so it is just one less person in the world to me
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« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2009, 02:58:01 PM »
just bubbling with emotion over this.  That's sweet.   :heart

Drinky is they do amputate make sure you get a series of pictures as they remove his leg, not just a few pics here and there.  That way we can get a good gif from it. 

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2009, 03:14:56 PM »
I should apparently be dead with my blood pressure.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2009, 03:17:40 PM »
I WIN
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2009, 03:18:06 PM »
I'm sorry that you're finally reaping the sad but predictable fruit of years of reckless homosexual behavior.  

The symptoms of late syphilis can be unbearably painful.   :-\

TVC15

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2009, 03:24:06 PM »
They are testing the fluid from my knee. He said it was clear which means it isn't likely infected, which would require immediate hospitalization and surgery.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2009, 03:29:54 PM »
Why are there no pics yet?
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2009, 03:44:43 PM »
the leg brace they put on me has me in agony.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2009, 03:47:27 PM »
:(
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2009, 03:50:42 PM »
owned you piece of shit
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2009, 03:50:45 PM »
the leg brace they put on me has me in agony.

run forrest run
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2009, 03:53:42 PM »
the leg brace they put on me has me in agony.

You know, when people our age start dying of old age etc, it will be pretty interesting to see how Twitter plays into all of that.  Can you imagine sitting in an old-age home and your phone starts beeping because Prole's gout starts acting up and you get a Twitter alert?  Or is that pretty much how this all went down?
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2009, 03:56:27 PM »
Oh god why does Jesus hate me. Prole we need to hit the gun store on the way home.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2009, 03:57:06 PM »
I hope they gave you a ticket for some meds.

 :(
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« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2009, 03:57:48 PM »
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2009, 04:00:48 PM »
That is just mean demi. You know that is too heavy for TVC's knee.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2009, 04:17:40 PM »
Jarosh, when I die I want you to have all my stuff.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2009, 04:18:50 PM »
I don't even get your text books and your bondage vids?  I hope it's aids! 

TVC15

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #39 on: February 16, 2009, 05:39:35 PM »
Ugh, he's talking to a specialist. I guess the results are confusing
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2009, 05:42:44 PM »
Looks like I am going into surgery...

Details to follow some other time. Phone battery us dead
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« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2009, 05:47:40 PM »
haw haw
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« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2009, 05:48:52 PM »
Now I feel bad about joking about it.  Hope it turns out ok.

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« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2009, 05:59:44 PM »
You're gonna die~
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« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2009, 06:00:48 PM »
hope everything goes well TVC  :'(
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« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2009, 06:06:35 PM »
hospitals fucking suck; hope they get you fixed up and out of there asap.  then you'll get a week or so of bedrest so you can play videogames and masturbate all day without work to get in the way!
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2009, 06:15:26 PM »
I am fucking terrified
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2009, 06:17:23 PM »
they say laughter is the best medicine, so i shall tell you a joke

you know once i heard about a lady who had to get her leg amputated so they amputated her leg and when she woke up she said "ahhhh you amputated the wrong leg!!!" so she had NO legs

ha ha ha, silly doctors
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« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2009, 06:19:03 PM »
I am fucking terrified

Call it karma lol
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2009, 06:29:33 PM »
did they say what exactly is wrong?

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2009, 06:45:33 PM »
yikes that's rough

best of luck, man
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« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2009, 06:56:43 PM »
Hopefully you're gonna be ok, but if you do need to get it amputated then at least you can finally engage in some stump fucking.
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« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2009, 07:11:56 PM »
Jesus, surgery? Hope it goes well, TVC.
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« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2009, 07:22:46 PM »
He could get a morphine drip out this though. It wouldn't be a total loss then.
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« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2009, 07:27:39 PM »
He could get a morphine drip out this though. It wouldn't be a total loss then.

If they cut below the knee it won't be a total loss either.  Drinky do you know why they're operating? 

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2009, 08:28:19 PM »
I hope everything goes well tvc.

I once had a ear infection, worts fucking week of my life so far.
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2009, 08:33:39 PM »
It doesn't sound like a major surgery so I'm hopeful that he'll be fine and high in a day or two.

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2009, 09:02:46 PM »
Just an arthroscopy to clear out a possible infection -- no amputation, unfortunately for you morbid bastards!
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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #58 on: February 16, 2009, 09:06:51 PM »
Glad everything is alright.

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Re: Pain sucks :(
« Reply #59 on: February 16, 2009, 09:08:48 PM »
Just an arthroscopy to clear out a possible infection -- no amputation, unfortunately for you morbid bastards!

tell the doctors he has cancer in his dick while he's still zonked out

they won't even bother waking him up to ask if they can cut it off
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