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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6360 on: October 26, 2018, 05:35:32 PM »
The developers describe the content like this:

Nudity, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Intercrural Sex, Mentions of Rape, Dubious consent, Alcohol Usage, Drug Usage / Abuse (Aphrodisiacs, Libido Boosters), Lactation, Urination, Bondage, Restraints, Cosplay Sex, Blindfolded Sex, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Fingering, Stripping, Footjob, Sleeping Sex, Paizuri / Breast Jobs, Food Insertion, Sex Toys, Collared / Leash Sex, Animal Genitals, Discussion and Usage of Contraceptives, Age Difference, Discussion of Pornography, Sexual Humiliation, Group Sex

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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6361 on: October 27, 2018, 06:52:40 PM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/638070/Murderous_Pursuits/

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Free to keep forever until Monday October 29th 10AM PDT

It's The Ship only 20,000 people are playing it and everyone compares it to Ass Creed multiplayer instead of the classic.

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« Reply #6362 on: October 27, 2018, 07:48:24 PM »
From what I've seen of people playing it, it's more polished than The Ship but not nearly as much fun since it lacks that janky charm.
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« Reply #6363 on: October 27, 2018, 08:48:02 PM »
Dictator Mode in the original mod/game. :lawd

Never got around to the Remastered Edition, which has "World Leaders" (Trump, Hillary, etc.) though that doesn't seem as fun as the Dictators Mode. (Which still had Thatcher and Chirac. :lol)

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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6364 on: October 27, 2018, 08:50:58 PM »
oh, after looking into it, this game is from the people who made the Remastered Edition, this was the game they originally tried to kickstart as a "steampunk" sequel, but it failed...so they did the Remaster, and then this

them paying Outerlight for The Ship IP was probably more than Outerlight got from Ubisoft for Bloody Good Time!


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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6367 on: November 17, 2018, 12:47:03 AM »
Disney dropped some more LucasArts back catalog on Steam. We get some bad Indiana Jones games and the regrettable Escape from Monkey Island, but also Sam & Max Hit the Road

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« Reply #6368 on: November 17, 2018, 09:50:00 AM »
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« Reply #6369 on: November 20, 2018, 02:02:09 PM »
It's been at least 15 years, but I still remembered the solution to every puzzle in Sam & Max Hit the Road.  :cat
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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6370 on: November 26, 2018, 09:14:29 PM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/738920/Sexy_Serial_Killer/

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Your lonely dad has not dated for 3 years. You convince him to try a computer dating service. Unfortunately for him his date is actually a serial killer. Can you save your dad and escape with your life?

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1.3 hrs on record

Sexy Serial Killer is an ugly asset mash featuring grotesque, big breasted mannequins, sickening motion blur, loud, repetitive stock music and poor visibility. It’s buggy on top of all that, with the killer rarely spawning for me. The game also made me feel physically and emotionally ill.

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« Reply #6371 on: November 27, 2018, 09:02:34 PM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/977200/Bible_Test/



Is this some of that "trolling" I've hearing so much about lately? :thinking
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« Reply #6372 on: November 27, 2018, 09:08:09 PM »
why isn't it Bible "Test" in the actual text like the logo? :thinking

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« Reply #6373 on: November 28, 2018, 03:05:37 PM »
Seems like a great bundle deal at least

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« Reply #6374 on: November 30, 2018, 12:53:09 PM »
Fanatical Very Positive Bundle ($3.49/96% off) The Sexy Brutale, Dex, Bastion, RiME

https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/very-positive-bundle

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« Reply #6376 on: November 30, 2018, 06:08:07 PM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/951690/Surge/

boy do i feel dumb for expecting this to be the official game of the drink

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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6377 on: December 04, 2018, 03:48:52 AM »
wow literal Confederate content on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/424030/War_of_Rights/

and worse:
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First of all, I'm a teacher, writer, and historian with a fascination for the War. I was quickly disappointed to find the creators aren't even American (Swedish or something?).

I posted discussion topics on the War, and the devs actually blocked me from saying anything or even viewing the forum. It was sad that they felt the need to censor the free speech of people who paid top dollar for this game.

Devs are literal fascists that do not let people discuss the game freely
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the community is full of mainland european people with superiortiy complexes who use this as a method of pretending they have power.

Gaben is completely out of control. First the mandatory hardware surveys he just implemented to try and get developers back and now this?

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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6378 on: December 05, 2018, 03:58:54 PM »
https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/kingslayer-bundle


That's a pretty great bundle. Too bad that I already own 8 out of the 10 games  :doge


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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6380 on: December 07, 2018, 09:36:48 AM »
I was really excited for Company of Heroes 2 until I realized that I already own it. Bah!

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« Reply #6381 on: December 07, 2018, 04:40:41 PM »
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« Reply #6383 on: December 08, 2018, 12:08:59 PM »
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« Reply #6384 on: December 08, 2018, 07:10:55 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/a48t1x/
Steam opens floodgates for porns, realizes porn games are chock full of loli, bans that, reddit flips out and has its most banned and moderated thread in /games/ ever. :lol
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« Reply #6385 on: December 08, 2018, 07:58:47 PM »
Steam often feels really leaderless and lacking in a long-term vision, doing one thing and then immediately bowing to public pressure before shifting off in another direction once they actually see the effects of their decisions.
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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6386 on: December 10, 2018, 01:08:17 AM »
ha didn't even realize that CS:GO went F2P because the update is a battle royale :dead

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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6387 on: December 11, 2018, 10:55:07 AM »
The color of the skin does not matter...
DECEMBER 10   - DOMUSLUDUS
The color of the skin does not matter because for cosmic horrors the human meat tastes the same, and will hunt you in the same way and with the same intensity.

But a space adventurer needs to identify with his avatar so you can change the color of the character's skin before playing.

From the main menu you can access to "Player Appearance" and you can choose between two skin tones.


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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6388 on: December 11, 2018, 07:19:04 PM »
The color of the skin does not matter...
DECEMBER 10   - DOMUSLUDUS
The color of the skin does not matter because for cosmic horrors the human meat tastes the same, and will hunt you in the same way and with the same intensity.

But a space adventurer needs to identify with his avatar so you can change the color of the character's skin before playing.

From the main menu you can access to "Player Appearance" and you can choose between two skin tones.


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« Reply #6390 on: December 14, 2018, 11:31:51 AM »
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« Reply #6391 on: December 15, 2018, 11:29:34 PM »
Peak Steam?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/958480/Seed_of_the_Dead/

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A heart-pumping fusion of zombie FPS and erotic dating sim! A sudden pandemic has turned the world into a zombie-infested hellscape. Seek safety with three attractive heroines!
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“perfect for those who want to experience sexual encounters whilst fighting back hordes of undead monsters.”
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Satisfy your itchy trigger finger!!

Destroy zombies with a wide-variety of weapons!
You can recover your HP by having sex with the heroines.
Date the girls as the story unfolds, and see if you can satisfy everyone's needs!
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The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains following fictional expressions.:
-Foul language
-Blood and gore expressions
-Sexual activities by Male x Female, Female x Female, Multiple Male x Female, Multiple Female x Male, Female x Monsters
-Sexual activities for HP recovery skill
-Male character with large sexual organ
-Aphrodisia virus.
-Momentary pregnancy
-Bukkake
-Masturbation with machine

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The game is good but need an uncensored patch, the possibility of having a workshop and be able to play it in 4K resolution.
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I noticed that many of the assets in the game are from Unreal Engine's Asset Store. Normally I would get wary of this, but it seems that they blend well enough with the game as a whole. However, there are some moments when it becomes very obvious, and can be immersion breaking for some.
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However, the sounds that accompany said weapons could be better.
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Though an big warning for you is that the game over scenes for the girls has adult content, but ends with them also getting killed rather brutally.

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« Reply #6392 on: December 16, 2018, 03:06:57 PM »
Bad weapon sounds? :nope
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« Reply #6393 on: December 16, 2018, 06:33:53 PM »
I wanted to look at it incognito but

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Apparently Valve is keeping track to purge at a later date.  :doge
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Re: The Bore Steam Thread :monocle
« Reply #6394 on: December 18, 2018, 07:22:00 AM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/922630/Mortal_Royale/
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suicide is a better experience than this
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Just like their mmo the dev team doesnt know what they are doing and will do anything at all to make the game less fun.
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Adopted brother of MO, but parents doesn't told him, yet.
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This game will never have 1,000 players in it at a single time, let alone in a single lobby. 7 players were in my test match, which ended quickly as my character spawned, got stuck, and died all in a river.
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me and my friend chased and hit a naked guy for 5 minutes and he wouldnt die
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just a enourmous map with nothing but a green png which is suposed to be the ground and some trees
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Cant even play got♥♥♥♥♥♥stuck in cavern




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I can't believe they've done this.

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« Reply #6395 on: December 18, 2018, 01:28:36 PM »
Well its free so I know what Im doing tonight  :doge
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« Reply #6397 on: December 22, 2018, 02:36:28 PM »
Bought Quantum Break for $10 on sale, then I saw that Just Cause 3 was $4.50 and I bought it too. Also, I keep wearing all these socks, but I'm not sure why. It barely seems worth the effort to sell them for 5 cents though. :doge

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« Reply #6398 on: December 26, 2018, 02:42:33 AM »
Any else use a Dual Shock 4 for pc gaming? I use bluetooth usb + input mapper + DS4 and I get the shittiest battery life which makes no sense. On PC I go from 100% to near 0% in a 2-3 hour gaming session. On PS4 I get like 10 hours+ on the same controller on PS4's bluetooth?? This makes no sense at allllll and is annoying because it basically limits PC gaming sessions to 3 hours max.

Otoh it charges back to 100% in like 15 mins, so it's not a huge deal because I just take a break, but still wtf!

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« Reply #6399 on: December 26, 2018, 12:49:51 PM »
What you can do is change the light color on the ds4 to make it basically turn off, on ds4windows

So yeah I use DS4 for gaming on pc, but I use mine wired because of the bluetooth wasn't perfect.

But when you get a nice long connected cable you can just use them whenever without charging

If you want to keep using them wirelessly, I would advise you to get another one, so that you can always have one charged.
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« Reply #6400 on: December 27, 2018, 01:21:34 AM »


Trump is well known to be addicted to hand sanitizer, is Gaben trying to gaslight me into incelism?!?

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« Reply #6401 on: December 28, 2018, 07:07:59 AM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/723360/Steam_Store_Simulator/

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Steam Store Simulator is for people that want to gander at the Steam Store from a whole new perspective. Only the richest of the rich will be able to afford the MASSIVELY overpriced store that is this game. Not only does it look great, it functions well too. Use this store exactly like you'd use Steam. I can personally guarantee your life will improve by 130% if you purchase this store to purchase things through.

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« Reply #6402 on: December 30, 2018, 11:28:18 AM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/723360/Steam_Store_Simulator/

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Steam Store Simulator is for people that want to gander at the Steam Store from a whole new perspective. Only the richest of the rich will be able to afford the MASSIVELY overpriced store that is this game. Not only does it look great, it functions well too. Use this store exactly like you'd use Steam. I can personally guarantee your life will improve by 130% if you purchase this store to purchase things through.

that's actually a fantastic idea that could in theory help a lot of people me. like, fake weekly sales to bloat the fake library...thinking this will be killed or have placeholder games best case.

more seriously, one of the best things about getting a new PC is going back and looking at steam library. I have more that were never even installed than figured, I am trying to rectify somewhat, there is just so little time and a lot of games I want to like take forever or are infinite. 

I was thinking yesterday about that old twilight zone with the librarian or professor or whatever that gets infinity to finally read and all the books he wants to but breaks his glasses. there is a shitty Black Mirror analogue in there somewhere about a catass who finally has the time but his vidcard dies.

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« Reply #6403 on: December 31, 2018, 05:31:18 PM »
Picked up Mushihimesama and DoDonPachi Resurrection yesterday. :whew

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And Sega Ages: Lightning Force on Switch. :lawd
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« Reply #6405 on: January 02, 2019, 03:36:46 PM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/628410/Arctic_Adventure_Episodes/

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WOW this is just, bad. Started the first level, and a couple observations are apparent. Alex.... has giggle physics, and on a closer inspection, they don't seem to be connected to her chest. The level is empty and most things are retextured in a dire way. Which isn't to mention their, efforts, at voice acting. At the end of the level, on the most slippery snowmobile, you go into a tunnel which doesn't open, along with a door you can't open. So much clipping, nonsensical drivel, and regrets. This is Half Life 2: ICE's disabled cousin, and he got put on steam.

TEN OUT OF TEN!

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« Reply #6406 on: January 02, 2019, 03:39:53 PM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/770770/Kitty_Catsanova/

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Kitty Catsanova is the premier Idle Cat Dating Sim! Collect adorable kitties and win their hearts by taking them out on lavish dates, crafting exquisite gifts, and buying them wondrous presents. Manage your time carefully, since you don't want any kitties to get lonely!

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« Reply #6407 on: January 02, 2019, 04:28:47 PM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/770770/Kitty_Catsanova/

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Kitty Catsanova is the premier Idle Cat Dating Sim! Collect adorable kitties and win their hearts by taking them out on lavish dates, crafting exquisite gifts, and buying them wondrous presents. Manage your time carefully, since you don't want any kitties to get lonely!

welp, i'm done

Not like this.  :cat
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« Reply #6408 on: January 03, 2019, 04:39:29 PM »
https://steamcommunity.com/games/460790/announcements/detail/1721962968917170170



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PC Wins again. This must mean Sega finally broke Atlus Japan. :lawd :whew


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« Reply #6409 on: January 03, 2019, 04:52:54 PM »
Is getting Catherine really a "win" though? :doge

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« Reply #6410 on: January 03, 2019, 04:54:28 PM »
Is getting Catherine really a "win" though? :doge

Yes. :phil

PC gamers can probably mod the versus mode. Climbing the babel online. :phil

Also Persona 5 port inbound if this is really Catherine. :phil
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« Reply #6411 on: January 04, 2019, 12:16:08 PM »
Looks like Catherine for the PC is just plain-ass Catherine.

https://gematsu.com/2019/01/esrb-rates-catherine-for-pc
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« Reply #6412 on: January 04, 2019, 12:33:09 PM »
:lol

Better than nothing, but come on.

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« Reply #6413 on: January 04, 2019, 03:48:35 PM »
If this gets us more Atlus on PC im here
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« Reply #6414 on: January 07, 2019, 01:33:07 AM »
Giant Bomb dares to enter the "All New Releases" pages :lawd


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« Reply #6415 on: January 09, 2019, 08:47:24 AM »
https://store.steampowered.com/app/911940/Terma_Lux/
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Browse the complete range of Terma radiators, heating elements and accessories. Have a look at inspiring arrangement ideas. Find the radiator ideally matching your needs!
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Terma Lux is a state-of-the-art application giving you instant access to the complete range of Terma products from any location at any time. It features more than 100 radiators, complete range of heating elements and accessories required for the installation or enhancing the radiator’s functionality. The application shows a broad palette of colours, which allows the user to adapt the radiator to the character of every room. You can chose from almost 250 RAL and Terma special colours.
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« Reply #6416 on: January 09, 2019, 09:16:28 AM »
Looks better than a lot of what gets put up on Steam these days. :trumps
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« Reply #6417 on: January 09, 2019, 09:49:32 AM »
Does it have trading cards?
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« Reply #6418 on: January 10, 2019, 02:30:46 PM »
Sony Interactive Entertainment (SIE) announced on Monday that the PlayStation 4 game console has cumulatively sold more than 91.6 million units globally as of December 31, 2018, and sold more than 5.6 million units globally during the 2018 holiday season.

In addition, SIE noted that the Marvel's Spider-Man game has sold more than 9 million copies worldwide as of November 25, 2018. The game shipped last September. The total number of PS4 games sold cumulatively worldwide amount to 876 million copies, and more than 50.7 million game copies for the PS4 were sold during the 2018 holiday season.
Wow, Valve bringing out the big guns against Epic.

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« Reply #6419 on: January 10, 2019, 02:40:53 PM »
oops
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