Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94048 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2040 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:07:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 04:04:58 PM

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 17, 2010, 04:03:39 PM
I don't really give a shit about outcomes anymore, I just want to see a good game. Outside of that Arizona-Green Bay game, this year's playoffs have sucked.

Gonna have to wait until at least next weekend, then.

YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #2041 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:08:09 PM »

Yeah, the San Diego - New York game has about zero chance of being good. Plus it's on CBS. I don't know about how anyone else feels about watching the NFL on CBS but to me it's like visiting the yawn factory. I just don't like anyone they have on that network.

Rman · « **Reply #2042 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:12:45 PM »

Yeah. CBS announcers have no energy at all. I like their studio crew, though.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2043 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:14:04 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 17, 2010, 04:11:28 PM

Green Man on suicide watch.

I'm done with Romo. Stop holding the team back, you sack of shit.

Additionally, why did they decide to not play Defense the entire game? for fucks sake.

It wasn't even Romo's fault. The O-line got totally fucking dominated.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2044 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:17:22 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 04:14:04 PM

Quote from: Green Man on January 17, 2010, 04:11:28 PM
Green Man on suicide watch.

I'm done with Romo. Stop holding the team back, you sack of shit.

Additionally, why did they decide to not play Defense the entire game? for fucks sake.

It wasn't even Romo's fault. The O-line got totally fucking dominated.

Pretty much. Romo did make some stupid throws, but he kind of had to or he was gonna get murdered by Jared Allen and his Mullet of Awesomeness.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2045 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:21:06 PM »

@ Dallas and their enablers

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2046 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:28:21 PM »

Bigger loser in Dallas: Romo or Nowitzki?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2047 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:29:44 PM »

At least Dirk has had some success in the playoffs

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2048 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:33:29 PM »

But Romo has never proposed to a cheeseburger.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2049 on:** January 17, 2010, 04:34:33 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2050 on:** January 17, 2010, 06:50:23 PM »

The chargers better not blow this.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2051 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:32:47 PM »

I can't believe this.

Chargers are chokers.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2052 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:53:59 PM »

well, that's the game

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #2053 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:56:22 PM »

Fucking Chargers. Well here's hoping Manning puts on a clinic next week against the Jets.

But hey, at least that was an entertaining game.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2054 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:56:36 PM »

The Chargers just lost to a team that didn't deserve to be in the playoffs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2055 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:56:56 PM »

Wow, the Jets were handed the AFC Championship. Chargers' kicker is a joke, and Norv is an idiot for that onside kick. What the fuck was he thinking?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2056 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:57:56 PM »

NFL is obviously rigged. Goodell loves the Sanchize!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #2057 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:58:58 PM »

If Sanchez makes it to the Superbowl, I want someone to shoot me and then vomit in my mouth.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2058 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 17, 2010, 07:58:58 PM

If Sanchez makes it to the Superbowl, I want someone to shoot me and then vomit in my mouth.

Oh, I'll do something in your mouth.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2059 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:01:24 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 17, 2010, 08:01:00 PM

I think Manning is going to RAPE the Jets next weekend.

Indy to lose by 21 confirmed.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2060 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:03:25 PM »

Someone is going to get a Dirty Sanchez.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2061 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:07:27 PM »

Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever make the AFC Championship.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2062 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:13:10 PM »

Gary Whitta to write "DIRTY SANCHEZ", the biopic about New York Jets star quarterback and rookie sensation!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2063 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:15:49 PM »

Mine is full of pleasantly surprised Jets fans.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2064 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:17:08 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 17, 2010, 08:14:39 PM

BOOK OF ELI 2: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO SANCHEZ

This time, the twist is that the refs are blind! Hyuk-hyuk!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2065 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:17:30 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2066 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:18:05 PM »

I turned off my cellphone. The producer of the project I'm attached to, and good friend of mine, is a massive Jets fan. I was actually telling him not to hang himself after the Chargers whoop DAT ASS during halftime. I won't pick up the phone until Tuesday.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2067 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:20:22 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 08:14:57 PM

My facebook news feed is going crazy with Bolts fans whose dreams just got shattered.

Another rags to riches to rags season for Norv Turner and Chargers fans.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2068 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:24:26 PM »

Norv Turner curse continues. The only reason they were in this game is because they had a bye last week.

Rman · « **Reply #2069 on:** January 17, 2010, 09:09:11 PM »

Jesus, the Chargers have no luck.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2070 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:06:44 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2071 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:11:15 PM »

holy shit @ the jets

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2072 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:18:32 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 10:04:51 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:18:05 PM
I turned off my cellphone. The producer of the project I'm attached to, and good friend of mine, is a massive Jets fan. I was actually telling him not to hang himself after the Chargers whoop DAT ASS during halftime. I won't pick up the phone until Tuesday.

You'd probably lose weight faster if you weren't always eating so much crow.

good one

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2073 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:19:28 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 10:18:32 PM

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 17, 2010, 10:04:51 PM
Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:18:05 PM
I turned off my cellphone. The producer of the project I'm attached to, and good friend of mine, is a massive Jets fan. I was actually telling him not to hang himself after the Chargers whoop DAT ASS during halftime. I won't pick up the phone until Tuesday.

You'd probably lose weight faster if you weren't always eating so much crow.

good one

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2074 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:20:21 PM »

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #2075 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:39:44 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:07:27 PM

Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever make the AFC Championship.

Even worse than that unibrowed mongoloid that still lives with his parents and has a Tom Brady poster hanging over his bed?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2076 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:14:23 AM »

FUCKING JETS WOOOOO

I AM DRUNK

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2077 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:07:35 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:07:27 PM

Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever make the AFC Championship.

Close. He's no Trent Dilfer.

pollo · « **Reply #2078 on:** January 18, 2010, 11:27:46 AM »

Sanchez gets a lot of flack, but he's a fucking rookie playing in a run first system. He's made key 3rd down completions and kept his team in it. He sucks at his reads, but so long as they roll him out and don't put him shotgun with no one in the backfield to pick up the blitzer (READ THIS SCHOTTY YOU IMBECILE!) he does fine.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2079 on:** January 19, 2010, 01:39:41 PM »

The Bills hired... Chan Gailey to be their coach? Uh, ok.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2080 on:** January 19, 2010, 01:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 19, 2010, 01:39:41 PM

The Bills hired... Chan Gailey to be their coach? Uh, ok.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2081 on:** January 19, 2010, 01:58:34 PM »

AFC Championship Game -- N.Y. Jets at Indianapolis
NFC Championship Game -- Minnesota at New Orleans

My heart says Favre, my brain says NO defense $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2082 on:** January 19, 2010, 03:23:15 PM »

Apparently the Lions are looking at C.J. Spiller for the 2nd pick...

If that happens I'm going to break something

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2083 on:** January 19, 2010, 03:55:49 PM »

I have to believe that God doesn't want BritFarr to win another Super Bowl. Because if that whining drama queen wins the Super Bowl, I am done with football.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2084 on:** January 20, 2010, 08:53:11 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 19, 2010, 01:39:41 PM

The Bills hired... Chan Gailey to be their coach? Uh, ok.

Apparently they did more than just hire him. No wonder nobody else wanted the job.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2085 on:** January 20, 2010, 09:04:29 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 20, 2010, 08:53:11 PM

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 19, 2010, 01:39:41 PM
The Bills hired... Chan Gailey to be their coach? Uh, ok.

Apparently they did more than just hire him. No wonder nobody else wanted the job.

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2086 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:04:01 PM »

BUMPED

T-MINUS ONE HOUR

Oh wait, I have to say how badly the Jets are going to lose -- that's what has worked so far.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2087 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:06:57 PM »

They are gonna lose pretty badly, tho.

Honestly, that's not the important game today. If Brett Favre wins another SuperBowl, I am done with football. Do the right thing, Saints defenders- fall on his knees.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2088 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:08:19 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 24, 2010, 02:06:57 PM

They are gonna lose pretty badly, tho.

Oh yeah, I know.

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Himu · « **Reply #2089 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:18:19 PM »

What time are the jets game and saints games?

Akala · « **Reply #2090 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:21:57 PM »

Jets game at 2ish? Saints game starts at 5:30.

State is hype, everyone is going crazy. GO JETS. GO SAINTS.

Himu · « **Reply #2091 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:23:52 PM »

I actually hope the Vikings win just to see the hilarious fallout happen.

Akala · « **Reply #2092 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:25:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 24, 2010, 02:23:52 PM

I actually hope the Vikings win just to see the hilarious fallout happen.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2093 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:27:18 PM »

Quote from: Akala on January 24, 2010, 02:21:57 PM

Jets game at 2ish? Saints game starts at 5:30.

State is hype, everyone is going crazy. GO JETS. GO SAINTS.

Add an hour to these times for the real time zone.

Himu · « **Reply #2094 on:** January 24, 2010, 02:28:23 PM »

Okay. Eastern time zone gogo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2095 on:** January 24, 2010, 03:07:40 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 24, 2010, 02:06:57 PM

They are gonna lose pretty badly, tho.

Honestly, that's not the important game today. If Brett Favre wins another SuperBowl, I am done with football. Do the right thing, Saints defenders- fall on his knees.

I think I can tolerate a Favre win; if he wins it'll prove people wrong. What I won't be able to tolerate is two weeks of pre-Superbowl Favre hype. We won't be able to escape the story. 60 Minutes, magazines, ESPN, etc everyone

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2096 on:** January 24, 2010, 03:11:57 PM »

jets are killin it
was looking forward to a monster Colts/Saints orgy of offense in the superbowl... watch it end up being jets/vikings

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2097 on:** January 24, 2010, 03:17:06 PM »

that budlight paintball commercial was awesome

should've saved that for the superbowl

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2098 on:** January 24, 2010, 03:42:37 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2099 on:** January 24, 2010, 03:42:45 PM »

OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD

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