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Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« on: September 25, 2009, 10:45:38 AM »


Fuck, day one. Going to sell my original RE5 copy now.

RE4 played great with waggle. Saggle would work out well, too.
So far Alternate Ending is Ps3 exclusive.

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 11:03:16 AM »
My main problem with this is that it's control scheme involves holding the DualShock in one hand and the wand in the other. How the hell is that ideal?
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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 11:06:55 AM »
Call me crazy, but I actually tried to hold DS3 with one hand, just like in the picture.
It works surprisingly well. The DS3 isn't as bulky or heavy like the X360 controller.

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 11:07:37 AM »
My main problem with this is that it's control scheme involves holding the DualShock in one hand and the wand in the other. How the hell is that ideal?

The game will likely have a standard control scheme too, just like RE4 Wii Edition did.
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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 11:09:10 AM »

nevermind. i r dumb.
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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 12:35:19 PM »
Wait, what?  Is the new content that you get to play through RE1 AGAIN?

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 12:40:57 PM »
Will it include a good game?
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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 12:52:23 PM »
Wait, what?  Is the new content that you get to play through RE1 AGAIN?

RE5 had flashback scenes where you went through a Mansion to get Wesker.  I'm guessing they let you play through that area now.

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 01:00:05 PM »
What the hell's wrong with you people?  Don't support Capcom's milking of old games!

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2009, 02:10:13 PM »
i will buy this but i'm not going to be a ps3tard and try to defend, nor will i use, sony's distinguished mentally-challenged solution to waggle.

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2009, 02:16:33 PM »
then you better wait for inevitable RE5 X360 GOTY Edition, Jansen.

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Capcom hinted that an Xbox 360 edition of the game is also planned. "In regards to the Xbox 360, a lot of fans have enjoyed the game on the console. So we are working to release the additional content in another format, as a product." Project lead Miho Suzuki did not mention if the title was one of the Project Natal games that Capcom is currently developing.

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2009, 02:25:37 PM »
exclusive content not so exclusive? fuggin sweet!

will wait and buy the superior 360 ver.

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2009, 02:58:42 PM »
I wonder if the game will get Natal support.

Can't wait to play RE5 like this..



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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2009, 03:03:18 PM »
I'm not sure what's funnier: the assbackwards control scheme or the Wii fans who are confused and hurt over this (or think this will mean a Wii edition is coming).

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2009, 03:21:02 PM »
i'm not going to use natal either. i just want to play thru the new content

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2009, 05:47:03 PM »
I'm not sure what's funnier: the assbackwards control scheme or the Wii fans who are confused and hurt over this (or think this will mean a Wii edition is coming).
They will probably make a new Wii RE spin off game eventually (hopefully) that's in third person like RE4 but the controls in the RE4 Wii edition were definitely better than RE5's controls.  I don't know how this dual shock/saggle thing will work but people say it's not that bad because the controller is so light.

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« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2009, 05:47:44 PM »
I'm not sure what's funnier: the assbackwards control scheme or the Wii fans who are confused and hurt over this (or think this will mean a Wii edition is coming).

I haven't seen the Wiiboys say much about this, actually. Got any links?
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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2009, 06:45:47 PM »
Will it come to Xbox, too? I don't know if I could stomach the ugly PS3 version of RE5, new content or not.

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2009, 08:26:49 PM »
http://tgs.gamespot.com/story/6229191/resident-evil-5-to-support-ps3-motion-control

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Capcom hinted that an Xbox 360 edition of the game is also planned. "In regards to the Xbox 360, a lot of fans have enjoyed the game on the console. So we are working to release the additional content in another format, as a product."

yeah but it looks like it's coming out later. i can wait.

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« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2009, 08:42:57 PM »
Will it come to Xbox, too? I don't know if I could stomach the ugly PS3 version of RE5, new content or not.

It only matters if it come to PC.  I was considering rebuying RE5 for PC when it dropped in price, but now, it's either this or never.  Just judging from the benchmark, RE5 looks so much better on my computer than it did on the 360.  60+ fps 1080p maxed out :rock

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2009, 08:52:54 PM »
the second I saw the "Flash back" shit in RE5. Flashbacks to shit that never happened. I knew they'd make a game for it.

can't be any worse than RE5.
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« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2009, 09:55:52 PM »
the second I saw the "Flash back" shit in RE5. Flashbacks to shit that never happened. I knew they'd make a game for it.

can't be any worse than RE5.

They took the encounter between Chris/Jill and Wesker and made another set of levels out of it.  What do mean "never happened?"  It set up what happened to Jill in RE5.   :lol  The environments and presumably enemy types will probably be new, too, so what is there to complain about? 

Them re-releasing this with the Sony Saggle for full price next year is something to complain about, but we don't know if they are going to do that yet.  It could end up "greatest hits" style and sell for $30.  What I am hoping for is that the 360 version gets the new stuff as DLC instead.  The quote "So we are working to release the additional content in another format, as a product" gives me hope.
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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2009, 10:21:00 PM »
Wait, what would be the "gun" on a hypothetical 360-Natal version?  Do you have to buy a wand for that too?

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2009, 11:00:41 PM »
What do mean "never happened?" 


never occurred in any game. flashback to events that they made up on the spot.
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« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2009, 04:13:28 PM »
There's a nunchuck in the making. But you can use the DS3 if you don't want to buy the nunchuck.

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There have been rumblings that Sony is currently working on a proper Nunchuk peripheral — that it is already in the design phase. Yoshida was unwilling to confirm this secondary peripheral, but did concede that using the PS3 DualShock 3 as a Nunchuk was "the cheapest solution". Yoshida wasn't being glib: While the PS3 DualShock 3 might not make the most attractive Nunchuk solution, it does appear to work.

Meaning? Meaning that gamers won't be forced to shell out for yet another peripheral.

http://kotaku.com/5367855/sony-still-pondering-names-options-for-motion-controller

Sony lets you choose :bow


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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2009, 04:15:32 PM »
so why not sell the wand and nunchuck together?

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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2009, 04:18:20 PM »
There's a nunchuck in the making. But you can use the DS3 if you don't want to buy the nunchuck.

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There have been rumblings that Sony is currently working on a proper Nunchuk peripheral — that it is already in the design phase. Yoshida was unwilling to confirm this secondary peripheral, but did concede that using the PS3 DualShock 3 as a Nunchuk was "the cheapest solution". Yoshida wasn't being glib: While the PS3 DualShock 3 might not make the most attractive Nunchuk solution, it does appear to work.

Meaning? Meaning that gamers won't be forced to shell out for yet another peripheral.

http://kotaku.com/5367855/sony-still-pondering-names-options-for-motion-controller

Sony lets you choose :bow




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This thing is too late.  Wii sales are tapering, people don't care about motion control as a concept, they cared about "getting that game with the 5 sports on it that we played at thanksgiving that one year and oh yeah, it played mario kart also."   Good job sony.  At least MS is trying something different with their peripheral.  But both will get a few games, then die like all other add ons.

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« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2009, 04:22:04 PM »
Who cares. I want to play all of my future RE games with motion controls. Definitely the best controls for such type of games. Dead space should get a patch, too.

How the hell do you want to play games with Natal? The concept looks distinguished mentally-challenged as hell.

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« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2009, 04:22:17 PM »
because like nintendo they wanna milk peripherals for as much as they can

seriously this shit is doomed to fail.  eyetoy $40 + waggle wand $40 + nunchuk $20 = too much money for this shit

:rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2009, 04:26:29 PM »


Holy fuck. Day one :bow

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2009, 04:31:27 PM »
I still can't even bring myself to play RE5.  It was in my house for a month and a half and I just never had any interest.
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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2009, 04:33:25 PM »
unnecessarily cumbersome.  which is how I felt about RE4 Wii's controls too. 

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2009, 04:33:34 PM »
it'll be sweet to buy the saggle setup and use it for a handful of games before it gets forgotten by devs because it sold like shit.


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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2009, 04:45:18 PM »
it'll be sweet to buy the saggle setup and use it for a handful of games before it gets forgotten by devs because it sold like shit.



I'm sure Sony will keep supporting it. And Wii can forget getting 3rd party exclusives anymore.
I hope some of the better Wii 3rd party games will end up on PSN.

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2009, 04:58:20 PM »
i guess the wii third party games that use waggle would be nice... if there were any wii third party titles worth caring about

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« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2009, 05:16:25 PM »
jansen is actually right. 9 out of 10 Wii games aren't even worth downloading.

but I'd like to see a new zack&wicky game on the PSN. and monkeyball.

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and dragon quest 10 :o
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« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2009, 05:39:13 PM »
Oh and what's that other game? The FPS for real hardcore gamers, you know the one.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #37 on: September 26, 2009, 05:39:38 PM »
and Mario Galaxy Sigma once Nintendo goes third party.


:lol :lol :lol that is the worst unboxing video ever. WTFFFFFFF

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« Reply #38 on: September 26, 2009, 05:44:32 PM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

None of us are this HARDCORE.
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« Reply #39 on: September 26, 2009, 05:46:17 PM »
web 2.lol  :-\

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« Reply #40 on: September 26, 2009, 05:51:15 PM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

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did you pick your nose? can you do a reveiw on nose picking youd be great at that. or just flick your gold out of your nose into your wii and turn on your wii . wonder what game will show. BOOGER BLAST brilliant

nose pickler you pick your nose then started to play with it

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Re: Resident Evil 5 Alternative/Gold Edition
« Reply #41 on: September 26, 2009, 05:54:31 PM »
Oh and what's that other game? The FPS for real hardcore gamers, you know the one.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

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« Reply #42 on: September 26, 2009, 05:56:58 PM »
Is this unboxing thing some sort of bragging-rights race to see who can post their videos the fastest? 

There's like 3402943093094 of them on Youtube...WHY DO PEOPLE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SOME KNOB OPENING A BOX? 

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Why is he smelling the stuff from inside the box?
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« Reply #43 on: September 26, 2009, 06:02:31 PM »
what's that accent?  british with a speech impediment or...? serious question, not trying to make fun of the guy.  because there's a lot more material there to rip on than a speech impediment. :lol

Lyte, you're on to something with these distinguished mentally-challenged unboxing vids. this is great.

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« Reply #44 on: September 26, 2009, 06:08:37 PM »
I don't understand the smellling fetish.



This guy smells the fuck out of the game.  Fucking creepy.

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« Reply #45 on: September 26, 2009, 06:10:01 PM »
what's that accent?  british with a speech impediment or...? serious question, not trying to make fun of the guy.  because there's a lot more material there to rip on than a speech impediment. :lol

I remember this guy from a SFA3 PSP review from some years back.  Fucking crazy.

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Lyte, you're on to something with these distinguished mentally-challenged unboxing vids. this is great.

Here's a more "coherent" video.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Every single one them always starts with "I normally don't do unboxing videos, but blablahblahblahablah..."  Yes, I NORMALLY DON'T DO THEM, BUT THIS TIME I DECIDED TO MAKE A FUCKING CG INTRO FOR IT!!!  :hyper

You got a camera and you want to talk about the game?  FILM YOURSELF FUCKING PLAYING IT OR SOME SHIT.  Do we really need videos detailing the intricate features of plastic boxes and game discs?  
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« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2009, 06:11:37 PM »
THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2009, 06:13:39 PM »
I kinda get it. I love the smell of shower curtains.

The way the guy in the vid Third posted was acting, feeling up the box and taking deep whiffs, I think he had something else in mind.   :drool
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« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2009, 06:18:38 PM »
All of the worst ones are always from Wii owners.   :lol

Turn the volume down first!
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Why does ODST say New Hero if you play different people? Shouldn't it say New Heroes?

I guess it's referring to the rookie.
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« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2009, 06:27:58 PM »
All right, last one.

This guy made a TRAILER, announcing to the world his amazing upcoming UNBOXING VIDEO.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Shit, I'm hyped!  It's gotta be awesome, right?  RIGHT!?!?!  :hyper :hyper

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 ???

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« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2009, 06:31:16 PM »
The Conduit appears to be #1 for the worst unboxing/fanboy videos ever.
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« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2009, 06:54:05 PM »
fuck, this is gonna be my nephew someday. and he'll totally mean well too :(

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« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2009, 07:00:40 PM »
PRE UNBOXING?!   :lol

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2009, 07:14:17 PM »
This crap is endless.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Pedophiles are gonna love this one!

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2009, 07:25:30 PM »
You'd think someone would watch a video review from CNET or a site like it and apply what they've seen to their own videos. But no, let's just do five painfully long minutes of bullshit nobody cares about.

Production values people. Even with an old Hi-8 Handicam you can do something fairly decent.

production values, a straightforward, well presented, succinct script, and possibly a makeover of some sorts.  also try not to be between the ages of 0 to 19. :lol

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« Reply #55 on: September 26, 2009, 07:25:44 PM »
You'd think someone would watch a video review from CNET or a site like it and apply what they've seen to their own videos. But no, let's just do five painfully long minutes of bullshit nobody cares about.

Production values people. Even with an old Hi-8 Handicam you can do something fairly decent.

This shit is spreading.  There is an official "unboxing" video from Activision/Infinite Ward for Modern Warfare 2.  
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« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2009, 07:33:43 PM »
Oh gawd my beautiful thread ruined by youtube nerds.  :-\
Shit is hilarious though

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« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2009, 07:56:31 PM »
smh at unboxing videos. You could've spent that time actually playing the game!
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« Reply #58 on: September 26, 2009, 07:58:48 PM »
smh at unboxing videos. You could've spent that time actually playing the game!

You're telling me that watching distinguished mentally-challenged fellows opening up boxes and showing us documentation and discs isn't compelling??! 

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

How am I going to decide if I want to buy the next big Wii game if I can't see what the printed artwork is on the disc??!?  I applaud the hard work of these dedicated Youtube enthusiasts.  Whatever would we do without it?  Do you really want to go back to the world the way it was before anyone could upload video about shit nobody cares about for all to see?  The devil you say.  THE DEVIL.
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« Reply #59 on: September 26, 2009, 09:21:45 PM »
smh at unboxing videos. You could've spent that time actually playing the game!

You're telling me that watching distinguished mentally-challenged fellows opening up boxes and showing us documentation and discs isn't compelling??! 

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

How am I going to decide if I want to buy the next big Wii game if I can't see what the printed artwork is on the disc??!?  I applaud the hard work of these dedicated Youtube enthusiasts.  Whatever would we do without it?  Do you really want to go back to the world the way it was before anyone could upload video about shit nobody cares about for all to see?  The devil you say.  THE DEVIL.

You're right, I was wrong. Your post has made me see the error of my ways. From now I'll do nothing but watch unboxing movies.
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