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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #240 on: October 12, 2009, 10:58:46 PM »
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/57566.html

How can anyone hate on this game? It obviously doesn't take itself seriously. :lol

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #241 on: October 12, 2009, 11:15:06 PM »
wow, i am not sure if this game is 101% distinguished mentally-challenged or 101% awesome

i like to call it 110% retardedly awesome

it sure is fruity, tho, and could have only been birthed in Weeabooland





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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #245 on: October 18, 2009, 05:27:14 PM »
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-bp-49-en-15-%22bayonetta%22-70-3hjd.html

"No Region Protection"

???

Did they announce that the PS3 version would be locked?  I thought it was just the 360 version as usual.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #246 on: October 18, 2009, 05:38:01 PM »
pretty sure they mentioned ps3 on gaf somewhere.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #247 on: October 18, 2009, 06:02:13 PM »
That would be a first.  I'll believe it when I see it.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #248 on: October 18, 2009, 06:06:09 PM »
I fear and look foward to seeing the achivement/trophies. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a get Pure Platinum on everything or a mode where you can only damage enemies while in Witch Time.

 :'( I don't think I'm skilled enough for that.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #249 on: October 18, 2009, 10:37:59 PM »
why would they add region protection when no one in their right mind would buy such a shitty port?

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #251 on: October 19, 2009, 05:05:09 AM »
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-bp-49-en-15-%22bayonetta%22-70-3hjd.html

"No Region Protection"

???

Did they announce that the PS3 version would be locked?  I thought it was just the 360 version as usual.

I don't think Sony supports region locking games on the PS3. I thought all PS3 games were playable on all PS3s, TV format (NTSC/PAL/SECAM/moonlanguage) excepted.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #252 on: October 20, 2009, 05:30:47 AM »
So now some sites are saying that Sega has given Famitsu moneyhats-- Bayonetta rates a 40/40...





...For both versions.  I LOL'd. 
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #253 on: October 20, 2009, 06:29:43 AM »
fake score

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #254 on: October 20, 2009, 10:14:11 AM »
More proof that bayonetta is better than brutal legend...sega cared enough to pay for a perfect score.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #255 on: October 20, 2009, 10:24:52 AM »
seems like the majority of people aren't aware of famitsu's review practices. i though how the hand out scores was well known.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #256 on: October 20, 2009, 11:49:46 AM »
I played the demo recently, and was surprised how much I like it. The encouragement to hold off on blocking, to activate the slow-time, which in turn increases bonuses... it was all pretty cool, but it would have been crap if the basic controls weren't as accessible as they are.

Devil May Cry isn't my thing, but this was actually fun. Is this what Viewtiful Joe was like?

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #257 on: October 20, 2009, 12:46:26 PM »
Oh Famitsu  :lol

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« Reply #258 on: October 20, 2009, 04:23:42 PM »
It is well known, but it's annoying how upfront they are about it.

i thought pretty much everyone knew about it to until i read the latest gaf famitsu thread.

then again they're prolly just wanting any justification for how awesome they think the game is and even a paid for review will do.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #259 on: October 20, 2009, 08:20:18 PM »
My assumption has always been that they come back with a score, show the studio, and the marketing department takes the guy from Famitsuu into another room, where they "discuss" it. In my most cynical versions, the Famitsuu guy takes out a little menu, with +1, +2, and +3 on it, with a little price next to each of them. The prices are exponentially more expensive. I also assume there's a +4 that's not on the menu, with a price tag only SQUEENIX can afford.

Oh, there's also the "Please delay the publication of the review" menu item, which is a freebie provided you also pay for one of the others. This is the only way I can explain the 32 or 33 Dirge of Cerebus received on a review which came out something like 3 weeks after launch.

Q: When does a Square game EVER get late attention from Famitsuu? A:
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #260 on: October 20, 2009, 08:58:59 PM »
why so long

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #261 on: October 20, 2009, 10:29:32 PM »
That poster reminds me of this:



PS3 review :lol

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« Reply #262 on: October 20, 2009, 10:32:09 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #263 on: October 20, 2009, 11:18:57 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

360: 40/40
PS3: 38/40

Justice is served.

...By a little bit.  Still nice to know Famitsu played each version for at least five minutes.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #264 on: October 20, 2009, 11:56:45 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

here is one of those shibuya posters.

Someone should teach her basic gun safety. She's going to shoot Marvin in the face.
[youtube=560,345]ec-8mD_BhrU[/youtube]
But seriously, there's a scan in the new issue of Famitsu of a new Tekken 6 character, does anyone have it?
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #265 on: October 21, 2009, 12:08:40 AM »
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #266 on: October 21, 2009, 12:10:30 AM »
Thanks.  :-*
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #267 on: October 21, 2009, 12:14:57 AM »
The sheep stage in T6 is the best stage ever in a 3D fighter.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #268 on: October 21, 2009, 12:27:38 AM »
Consider me a sheep from now on.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #269 on: October 21, 2009, 12:51:20 AM »
From the description, it's hard to tell if that's a new character or just a new costume, presumably for Kazuya.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #270 on: October 21, 2009, 01:22:15 AM »


WTF DID THEY DO TO BAHAMUT!!!

this is an outrage!!
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« Reply #271 on: October 21, 2009, 01:24:49 AM »
:rofl

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #272 on: October 21, 2009, 01:47:00 AM »
Well, it wasn't cheeseburger but it was a surprise.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #273 on: October 21, 2009, 01:47:49 AM »
of course I'm getting FFXIII day 1, but man, everything about the art design screams "this is going to be the cheesiest shit ever."

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #274 on: October 21, 2009, 02:01:00 AM »
From the description, it's hard to tell if that's a new character or just a new costume, presumably for Kazuya.


They say it's a new character, I think.
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« Reply #275 on: October 21, 2009, 02:11:28 AM »
of course I'm getting FFXIII day 1, but man, everything about the art design screams "this is going to be the cheesiest shit ever."
How can you say that about another game in a Bayonetta thread? :lol

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« Reply #276 on: October 21, 2009, 02:19:02 AM »
From the description, it's hard to tell if that's a new character or just a new costume, presumably for Kazuya.


They say it's a new character, I think.

Naw, it's a Kazuya costume.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Makes me want to use him now, since it's so GUYVER! :hyper
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #277 on: October 21, 2009, 02:34:41 AM »
God I hope Tekken has netcode that is at least on par with VF5. SC4 netcode was  :yuck
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« Reply #278 on: October 21, 2009, 02:37:06 AM »
God I hope Tekken has netcode that is at least on par with VF5. SC4 netcode was  :yuck

I was just playing SC4 online (on both systems) today.  The netcode is fine if your internet connection doesn't suck. 

People have already said it's improved over SC4, but no one will no for sure until everyone gets online.  But SC4, HD Remix, MvC2, SF4, BB...all these games have good (amazing in BB's case) netcode.  Only KOF XII is fucked up.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #279 on: October 21, 2009, 02:46:17 AM »
SC4 netcode is fine if you're playing in absolutely optimal conditions (green bar in SF4 basically). It falls apart FAST on anything lower.

That's half the reason Killik was (is?) so popular. The king of lag tactics!

edit: I should say I haven't played it in a long time, so maybe the netcode was improved through patches.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #280 on: October 21, 2009, 02:58:57 AM »
too many women in FF13.

need more MEN.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #281 on: October 21, 2009, 03:32:10 AM »
Needs more men who look like women.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #282 on: October 21, 2009, 03:36:15 AM »
SC4 netcode is fine if you're playing in absolutely optimal conditions (green bar in SF4 basically). It falls apart FAST on anything lower.

That's half the reason Killik was (is?) so popular. The king of lag tactics!

edit: I should say I haven't played it in a long time, so maybe the netcode was improved through patches.

I don't know how it was in 2008 -I was in Japan and lag was not an issue unless playing people outside the country- but back in the States, I play it from time to time and don't have any problems.    A level 3 bar might cause an issue, but usually I play people with 4 and 5 bars.  No problems.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #283 on: October 21, 2009, 03:43:03 AM »
too many women in FF13.

need more MEN.

More "men" like Tidus and Vaan?   :teehee
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #284 on: October 21, 2009, 04:09:16 AM »
of course I'm getting FFXIII day 1, but man, everything about the art design screams "this is going to be the cheesiest shit ever."
How can you say that about another game in a Bayonetta thread? :lol

It's deliberate in Bayonetta.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #285 on: October 21, 2009, 04:13:34 AM »
too many women in FF13.

need more MEN.

More "men" like Tidus and Vaan?   :teehee
or Sasuke-Kun  :-[

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #287 on: October 21, 2009, 04:57:35 AM »
OBLIGATORY

[youtube=560,345]t4QTRCH3kI8[/youtube]

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #288 on: October 21, 2009, 05:16:54 AM »
I dunno, I don't follow Naruto at all, but Sasuke at least looks like a dude.  Not like, y'know...Meg Ryan.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #289 on: October 21, 2009, 05:23:42 AM »
oh well.

in the end it's finalu fantaji, we will play it even with all cheeseburger cast.

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« Reply #290 on: October 21, 2009, 05:33:05 AM »
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« Reply #291 on: October 21, 2009, 11:19:00 AM »
of course I'm getting FFXIII day 1, but man, everything about the art design screams "this is going to be the cheesiest shit ever."
How can you say that about another game in a Bayonetta thread? :lol


Bayonetta is like an exploitation film, but Final Fantasy is always trying to be deep and high class. 

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #292 on: October 22, 2009, 07:04:42 AM »
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2686/4029778537_d8f2fd5dd5_b.jpg

here is one of those shibuya posters.

Yeah, that's it. Saw those often as I made my various trips around Tokyo.

WEEABOO! GO HUG YOUR KASUMI PILLOW!
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #293 on: October 23, 2009, 01:00:49 PM »
Naw, that's just a "finger massager." Massages your fingers.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #294 on: October 26, 2009, 12:32:42 PM »
Live Broadcast if you wanna spoil yourself.

http://zh-tw.justin.tv/lizardman19

[youtube=560,345]foGbPVGvanw[/youtube]

smh japan
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #295 on: October 26, 2009, 12:45:06 PM »
That boss fight was awesome. Super blackout now.
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #296 on: October 26, 2009, 02:44:20 PM »
Jesus Christ this has got to be the fruitiest fucking thing ever.
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« Reply #297 on: October 26, 2009, 02:59:00 PM »
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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #298 on: October 26, 2009, 03:56:54 PM »
This game is gonna be so awesome.

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Re: Bayonetta cheeseburger Surprise October 8th-I should've been a pole dancer!
« Reply #299 on: October 26, 2009, 04:03:56 PM »
You guys would be just missing out on the best action game ever made. Don't let me deter you.
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