Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 142575 times)

Beezy · « **Reply #240 on:** October 12, 2009, 10:58:46 PM »

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/57566.html

How can anyone hate on this game? It obviously doesn't take itself seriously.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #241 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:15:06 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 10, 2009, 09:52:00 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 10, 2009, 09:47:19 PM
wow, i am not sure if this game is 101% distinguished mentally-challenged or 101% awesome

i like to call it 110% retardedly awesome

it sure is fruity, tho, and could have only been birthed in Weeabooland

drew · « **Reply #242 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 12, 2009, 10:58:46 PM

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/57566.html

how do you do this move?

bork · « **Reply #243 on:** October 13, 2009, 03:34:38 AM »

Quote from: drew on October 12, 2009, 11:27:53 PM

Quote from: Beezy on October 12, 2009, 10:58:46 PM
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/57566.html

how do you do this move?

It's apparently not in the demo version...

MCD · « **Reply #244 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:22:16 PM »

http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-bp-49-en-15-%22bayonetta%22-70-3hjd.html

"No Region Protection"

bork · « **Reply #245 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:27:14 PM »

Quote from: MCD on October 18, 2009, 05:22:16 PM

http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-bp-49-en-15-%22bayonetta%22-70-3hjd.html

"No Region Protection"

Did they announce that the PS3 version would be locked? I thought it was just the 360 version as usual.

MCD · « **Reply #246 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:38:01 PM »

pretty sure they mentioned ps3 on gaf somewhere.

bork · « **Reply #247 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:02:13 PM »

That would be a first. I'll believe it when I see it.

iconoclast · « **Reply #248 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on October 09, 2009, 02:32:59 PM

I fear and look foward to seeing the achivement/trophies. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a get Pure Platinum on everything or a mode where you can only damage enemies while in Witch Time.

:'( I don't think I'm skilled enough for that.

Jansen · « **Reply #249 on:** October 18, 2009, 10:37:59 PM »

why would they add region protection when no one in their right mind would buy such a shitty port?

MCD · « **Reply #250 on:** October 18, 2009, 11:17:55 PM »

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=ps3+bayonetta+region+locked&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=&oq=&fp=1&cad=b

dunno really if it will affect PS3 version.

chronovore · « **Reply #251 on:** October 19, 2009, 05:05:09 AM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 18, 2009, 05:27:14 PM

Quote from: MCD on October 18, 2009, 05:22:16 PM
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-bp-49-en-15-%22bayonetta%22-70-3hjd.html

"No Region Protection"

Did they announce that the PS3 version would be locked? I thought it was just the 360 version as usual.

I don't think Sony supports region locking games on the PS3. I thought all PS3 games were playable on all PS3s, TV format (NTSC/PAL/SECAM/moonlanguage) excepted.

bork · « **Reply #252 on:** October 20, 2009, 05:30:47 AM »

So now some sites are saying that Sega has given Famitsu moneyhats-- Bayonetta rates a 40/40...

...For both versions. I LOL'd.

Jansen · « **Reply #253 on:** October 20, 2009, 06:29:43 AM »

fake score

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #254 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:14:11 AM »

More proof that bayonetta is better than brutal legend...sega cared enough to pay for a perfect score.

Jansen · « **Reply #255 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:24:52 AM »

seems like the majority of people aren't aware of famitsu's review practices. i though how the hand out scores was well known.

chronovore · « **Reply #256 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:49:46 AM »

I played the demo recently, and was surprised how much I like it. The encouragement to hold off on blocking, to activate the slow-time, which in turn increases bonuses... it was all pretty cool, but it would have been crap if the basic controls weren't as accessible as they are.

Devil May Cry isn't my thing, but this was actually fun. Is this what Viewtiful Joe was like?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #257 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:46:26 PM »

Oh Famitsu

Jansen · « **Reply #258 on:** October 20, 2009, 04:23:42 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 20, 2009, 11:13:37 AM

It is well known, but it's annoying how upfront they are about it.

i thought pretty much everyone knew about it to until i read the latest gaf famitsu thread.

then again they're prolly just wanting any justification for how awesome they think the game is and even a paid for review will do.

chronovore · « **Reply #259 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:20:18 PM »

My assumption has always been that they come back with a score, show the studio, and the marketing department takes the guy from Famitsuu into another room, where they "discuss" it. In my most cynical versions, the Famitsuu guy takes out a little menu, with +1, +2, and +3 on it, with a little price next to each of them. The prices are exponentially more expensive. I also assume there's a +4 that's not on the menu, with a price tag only SQUEENIX can afford.

Oh, there's also the "Please delay the publication of the review" menu item, which is a freebie provided you also pay for one of the others. This is the only way I can explain the 32 or 33 Dirge of Cerebus received on a review which came out something like 3 weeks after launch.

Q: When does a Square game EVER get late attention from Famitsuu? A:

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When they request it.

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MCD · « **Reply #260 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:58:59 PM »

why so long

Beezy · « **Reply #261 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:29:32 PM »

That poster reminds me of this:

PS3 review

Himu · « **Reply #262 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:32:09 PM »

bork · « **Reply #263 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 20, 2009, 10:28:46 PM

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360: 40/40
PS3: 38/40

Justice is served.

...By a little bit. Still nice to know Famitsu played each version for at least five minutes.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #264 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:56:45 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on October 20, 2009, 08:26:17 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

here is one of those shibuya posters.

Someone should teach her basic gun safety. She's going to shoot Marvin in the face.
[youtube=560,345]ec-8mD_BhrU[/youtube]
But seriously, there's a scan in the new issue of Famitsu of a new Tekken 6 character, does anyone have it?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #265 on:** October 21, 2009, 12:08:40 AM »

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #266 on:** October 21, 2009, 12:10:30 AM »

Thanks.

iconoclast · « **Reply #267 on:** October 21, 2009, 12:14:57 AM »

The sheep stage in T6 is the best stage ever in a 3D fighter.

MCD · « **Reply #268 on:** October 21, 2009, 12:27:38 AM »

Consider me a sheep from now on.

bork · « **Reply #269 on:** October 21, 2009, 12:51:20 AM »

From the description, it's hard to tell if that's a new character or just a new costume, presumably for Kazuya.

Jansen · « **Reply #270 on:** October 21, 2009, 01:22:15 AM »

WTF DID THEY DO TO BAHAMUT!!!

this is an outrage!!

Beezy · « **Reply #271 on:** October 21, 2009, 01:24:49 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #272 on:** October 21, 2009, 01:47:00 AM »

Well, it wasn't cheeseburger but it was a surprise.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #273 on:** October 21, 2009, 01:47:49 AM »

of course I'm getting FFXIII day 1, but man, everything about the art design screams "this is going to be the cheesiest shit ever."

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #274 on:** October 21, 2009, 02:01:00 AM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 21, 2009, 12:51:20 AM

From the description, it's hard to tell if that's a new character or just a new costume, presumably for Kazuya.

They say it's a new character, I think.

Beezy · « **Reply #275 on:** October 21, 2009, 02:11:28 AM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 21, 2009, 01:47:49 AM

of course I'm getting FFXIII day 1, but man, everything about the art design screams "this is going to be the cheesiest shit ever."

How can you say that about another game in a Bayonetta thread?

bork · « **Reply #276 on:** October 21, 2009, 02:19:02 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on October 21, 2009, 02:01:00 AM

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 21, 2009, 12:51:20 AM
From the description, it's hard to tell if that's a new character or just a new costume, presumably for Kazuya.

They say it's a new character, I think.

Naw, it's a Kazuya costume.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Makes me want to use him now, since it's so GUYVER!

iconoclast · « **Reply #277 on:** October 21, 2009, 02:34:41 AM »

God I hope Tekken has netcode that is at least on par with VF5. SC4 netcode was

bork · « **Reply #278 on:** October 21, 2009, 02:37:06 AM »

Quote from: iconoclast on October 21, 2009, 02:34:41 AM

God I hope Tekken has netcode that is at least on par with VF5. SC4 netcode was

I was just playing SC4 online (on both systems) today. The netcode is fine if your internet connection doesn't suck.

People have already said it's improved over SC4, but no one will no for sure until everyone gets online. But SC4, HD Remix, MvC2, SF4, BB...all these games have good (amazing in BB's case) netcode. Only KOF XII is fucked up.

iconoclast · « **Reply #279 on:** October 21, 2009, 02:46:17 AM »

SC4 netcode is fine if you're playing in absolutely optimal conditions (green bar in SF4 basically). It falls apart FAST on anything lower.

That's half the reason Killik was (is?) so popular. The king of lag tactics!

edit: I should say I haven't played it in a long time, so maybe the netcode was improved through patches.

MCD · « **Reply #280 on:** October 21, 2009, 02:58:57 AM »

too many women in FF13.

need more MEN.

iconoclast · « **Reply #281 on:** October 21, 2009, 03:32:10 AM »

Needs more men who look like women.

bork · « **Reply #282 on:** October 21, 2009, 03:36:15 AM »

Quote from: iconoclast on October 21, 2009, 02:46:17 AM

SC4 netcode is fine if you're playing in absolutely optimal conditions (green bar in SF4 basically). It falls apart FAST on anything lower.

That's half the reason Killik was (is?) so popular. The king of lag tactics!

edit: I should say I haven't played it in a long time, so maybe the netcode was improved through patches.

I don't know how it was in 2008 -I was in Japan and lag was not an issue unless playing people outside the country- but back in the States, I play it from time to time and don't have any problems. A level 3 bar might cause an issue, but usually I play people with 4 and 5 bars. No problems.

bork · « **Reply #283 on:** October 21, 2009, 03:43:03 AM »

Quote from: MCD on October 21, 2009, 02:58:57 AM

too many women in FF13.

need more MEN.

More "men" like Tidus and Vaan?

Bildi · « **Reply #284 on:** October 21, 2009, 04:09:16 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 21, 2009, 02:11:28 AM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 21, 2009, 01:47:49 AM
of course I'm getting FFXIII day 1, but man, everything about the art design screams "this is going to be the cheesiest shit ever."
How can you say that about another game in a Bayonetta thread?

It's deliberate in Bayonetta.

MCD · « **Reply #285 on:** October 21, 2009, 04:13:34 AM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 21, 2009, 03:43:03 AM

Quote from: MCD on October 21, 2009, 02:58:57 AM
too many women in FF13.

need more MEN.

More "men" like Tidus and Vaan?

or Sasuke-Kun

bork · « **Reply #286 on:** October 21, 2009, 04:50:53 AM »

Quote from: MCD on October 21, 2009, 04:13:34 AM

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 21, 2009, 03:43:03 AM
Quote from: MCD on October 21, 2009, 02:58:57 AM
too many women in FF13.

need more MEN.

More "men" like Tidus and Vaan?
or Sasuke-Kun

MCD · « **Reply #287 on:** October 21, 2009, 04:57:35 AM »

OBLIGATORY

[youtube=560,345]t4QTRCH3kI8[/youtube]

bork · « **Reply #288 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:16:54 AM »

I dunno, I don't follow Naruto at all, but Sasuke at least looks like a dude. Not like, y'know...Meg Ryan.

MCD · « **Reply #289 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:23:42 AM »

oh well.

in the end it's finalu fantaji, we will play it even with all cheeseburger cast.

bork · « **Reply #290 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:33:05 AM »

Not me!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #291 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:19:00 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 21, 2009, 02:11:28 AM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 21, 2009, 01:47:49 AM
of course I'm getting FFXIII day 1, but man, everything about the art design screams "this is going to be the cheesiest shit ever."
How can you say that about another game in a Bayonetta thread?

Bayonetta is like an exploitation film, but Final Fantasy is always trying to be deep and high class.

chronovore · « **Reply #292 on:** October 22, 2009, 07:04:42 AM »

Quote from: a slime appears on October 21, 2009, 01:04:32 PM

Quote from: dcharlie on October 20, 2009, 08:26:17 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2686/4029778537_d8f2fd5dd5_b.jpg

here is one of those shibuya posters.

Yeah, that's it. Saw those often as I made my various trips around Tokyo.

WEEABOO! GO HUG YOUR KASUMI PILLOW!

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chronovore · « **Reply #293 on:** October 23, 2009, 01:00:49 PM »

Naw, that's just a "finger massager." Massages your fingers.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #294 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:32:42 PM »

Live Broadcast if you wanna spoil yourself.

http://zh-tw.justin.tv/lizardman19

[youtube=560,345]foGbPVGvanw[/youtube]

smh japan

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #295 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:45:06 PM »

That boss fight was awesome. Super blackout now.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #296 on:** October 26, 2009, 02:44:20 PM »

Jesus Christ this has got to be the fruitiest fucking thing ever.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #297 on:** October 26, 2009, 02:59:00 PM »

-1 sale

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #298 on:** October 26, 2009, 03:56:54 PM »

This game is gonna be so awesome.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #299 on:** October 26, 2009, 04:03:56 PM »

You guys would be just missing out on the best action game ever made. Don't let me deter you.

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Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 142575 times)