Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 559268 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5160 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:57:03 AM »

Arvie's whimpers must be so soft. So soft.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5161 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:01:16 AM »

As soft as flannel girl's giant tummy.

hmmm maybe she's pregnant?

fuck

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5162 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:03:35 AM »

MAURY: YOU ARE... NOT THE FATHER.

MALEK: I already knew this. We never had sex. In fact, I've never had sex.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5163 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:04:47 AM »

Do we have to go over this again? I've had sex. Just not since the Beatles broke up.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5164 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:05:24 AM »

Pregnant? The first thing that comes to mind is some 80's movie cover with you in some lawyer suit holding a thick book under one arm, a crying baby being cradled in the other. A messy apartment of a backdrop and a comical look of confusion and dismay on your face.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5165 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:07:18 AM »

Is cute girl only now hot girl because you are comparing her to chubby lumberjack girl who once was flannel girl?

Arvie maybe you should take the initiative to organise a study group? Two birds and 1 stone etc.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5166 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:09:38 AM »

She was drinking heavily, so she's probably not pregnant (not that I was stalking her). On the other hand, if the dudebro got her pregnant, it's not like alcohol will make a difference to the kid.

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 25, 2010, 01:07:18 AM

Is cute girl only now hot girl because you are comparing her to chubby lumberjack girl who once was flannel girl?

Maybe. I was also pretty hammered. I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5167 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:12:20 AM »

you were drinking in class and you still don't go to school? pff

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 25, 2010, 01:07:18 AM

Is cute girl only now hot girl because you are comparing her to chubby lumberjack girl who once was flannel girl?

Arvie maybe you should take the initiative to organise a study group? Two birds and 1 stone etc.

If she's getting a little chubby and her boyfriend is a real dudebro (and not a normal guy that malek is just jealous of), then she's got low standards for both of those things.

Malek, you have a chance.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5168 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:15:33 AM »

I forgot too my last epistemology class the prof. is taking us out for drinks. I will actually have to mingle and talk to people

I hope he still plans to lecture at the bar.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5169 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:16:56 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 25, 2010, 01:13:52 AM

I think somebody just tried to break into my window and probably rape me. If you hear about a young man raped and murdered in his own home in Maryland, it may have been me. I am incredibly freaked out right now.

cool story bro

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5170 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:17:47 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 25, 2010, 01:12:20 AM

you were drinking in class and you still don't go to school? pff

hmmm

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 24, 2010, 11:52:06 PM

Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.

Though, technically, it was at the school.

Quote from: am nintenho on March 25, 2010, 01:12:20 AM

Malek, you have a chance.

I can't compete with a dudebro.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #5171 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:19:07 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 01:09:38 AM

I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.

Do they ever catch you staring at them?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5172 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:20:44 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2010, 01:15:33 AM

I forgot too my last epistemology class the prof. is taking us out for drinks. I will actually have to mingle and talk to people

I hope he still plans to lecture at the bar.

Nope, you'll have to talk about the matters of the day. Small talk is like the worst thing ever.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5173 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:21:14 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 25, 2010, 01:19:07 AM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 01:09:38 AM
I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.
Do they ever catch you staring at them?

That's a rookie stalker mistake.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5174 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:21:35 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2010, 01:15:33 AM

I forgot too my last epistemology class the prof. is taking us out for drinks. I will actually have to mingle and talk to people

I hope he still plans to lecture at the bar.

smh, Father Mike- just relax (get drunk) and have fun.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5175 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:22:31 AM »

On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5176 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:23:23 AM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8585407.stm

I wish I was actually good at math so I could separate myself from the rest of the world.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5177 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:25:35 AM »

You don't need to be a math genius to do that, Arvie.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5178 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:26:22 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5179 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:27:09 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5180 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:31:07 AM »

Kinda Goth Girl is totally the chick from Breaking Bad. I guess everyone has their Kinda Goth Girl. This female archetype is sweet.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5181 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:31:49 AM »

Yes, that's immediately what I thought of. You need to finish S2 ASAP, BTW.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5182 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:34:39 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 01:17:47 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on March 25, 2010, 01:12:20 AM
Malek, you have a chance.
I can't compete with a dudebro.

girls get tired of dudebros fast. In her drunken state of apathetic weight gain, you have a chance.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5183 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:35:24 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 25, 2010, 01:19:07 AM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 01:09:38 AM
I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.
Do they ever catch you staring at them?

Yes. See: Malek's Log 2.*

*thread is in the baby dumpster and I deleted the incriminating posts.

cool breeze · « **Reply #5184 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:38:06 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 01:22:31 AM

On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

do you have a link to this?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5185 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:40:51 AM »

You and flannel girl would make a beautiful lumberjack couple

Diunx · « **Reply #5186 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:42:46 AM »

Thick Canadian girls

, get in there before she gets fat Malek.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5187 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:49:24 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on March 25, 2010, 01:38:06 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 01:22:31 AM
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

do you have a link to this?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5188 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:56:51 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 01:49:24 AM

Quote from: swaggaz on March 25, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 01:22:31 AM
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

do you have a link to this?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834

cool breeze · « **Reply #5189 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:58:55 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 01:49:24 AM

Quote from: swaggaz on March 25, 2010, 01:38:06 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 01:22:31 AM
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

do you have a link to this?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834

that is scary accurate

the sleeping one is spot on too

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5190 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:16:02 AM »

essay get done then bed sweet bed

Moran · « **Reply #5191 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:49:56 AM »

Malek

Thank you fresh prince for the dfo advice, also got myself some new frames which I love and actually wear all the time (like I'm supposed to) but unfortunately I think they make me look a little like a hipster trashbag. Compliments are worth the few smug smirks I receive on a daily basis though. Moscot Lemtosh

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5192 on:** March 25, 2010, 06:48:04 AM »

done. 12 mins to 4am. fuck.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5193 on:** March 25, 2010, 07:34:24 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 25, 2010, 01:21:01 AM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 25, 2010, 01:16:56 AM
Quote from: Green Man on March 25, 2010, 01:13:52 AM
I think somebody just tried to break into my window and probably rape me. If you hear about a young man raped and murdered in his own home in Maryland, it may have been me. I am incredibly freaked out right now.

cool story bro

It will be when I'm dead and raped, wont it? Maybe they'll make a movie about the idiot who left his window open and was murdered (and afterwards raped) while reading about old wrestlers and kinda-watching the second Fantastic Four film on FX.

Stop projecting your fantasies onto the rest of the board

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #5194 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:35:15 AM »

Had two great strokes of fortune recently. First, a guy I talked to awhile back about starting a band in Daegu turns out to live one subway stop away from me. I went to go jam with him yesterday, and we had a really productive session. We got down to writing some material, and it sounded great. He has all the personnel ready to go, so now all we have to do is get everyone together and start practicing. It's so fucking awesome. Trying to find a drummer, bassist and singer who don't suck and are down to put in the time to start a real band among the expat community is pretty tough, and he's already got these guys lined up. Now it's just plug in and go. I'll need to buy a better amp and possibly upgrade my guitar, but I'm much more comfortable doing that knowing that we've got an actual band.

Second, the music teacher at my school agreed to let me use the piano in the music room. I went in today and practiced for about an hour. It's awesome. I found free sheet music for Tiny Dancer online and learned how to play some of it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5195 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:47:41 PM »

There's this asian chick in the library who looks like a younger version of Katsumi (the porn star). I see her all the damn time in here and vise versa, and sometimes she smiles at me in a "oh you again" way. I kinda want to say something, but I wonder if she'll pretend she doesn't speak English well or something :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5196 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:11:49 PM »

About the same chance the Mets have of winning the World Series in 2010.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5197 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:14:09 PM »

Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro

too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5198 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:14:30 PM »

I need a haircut too

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5199 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:19:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2010, 03:14:09 PM

Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro

too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml

Bring it back, PD!

Ganhyun · « **Reply #5200 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:20:08 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5201 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:41:13 PM »

bork · « **Reply #5202 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:43:06 PM »

I'm using eBay for the first time in nine or ten years. Put up two items for sale. Both priced lower than all the others selling/sold. One sold. I stated specifically in the auction "ships to the U.S. ONLY." The winner is Canadian. Is it always like this?

Raban · « **Reply #5203 on:** March 25, 2010, 03:44:02 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 03:19:15 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2010, 03:14:09 PM
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro

too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml

(Image removed from quote.)
Bring it back, PD!

Oh man

demi · « **Reply #5204 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on March 25, 2010, 03:43:06 PM

I'm using eBay for the first time in nine or ten years. Put up two items for sale. Both priced lower than all the others selling/sold. One sold. I stated specifically in the auction "ships to the U.S. ONLY." The winner is Canadian. Is it always like this?

Sometimes they dont read. Shipping to Canada isnt that expensive man. It's just more dangerou because you cant really use a DC#.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5205 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:58:52 PM »

The new Naruto episodes were really sad.

Himu · « **Reply #5206 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:03:43 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 03:19:15 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2010, 03:14:09 PM
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro

too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml

(Image removed from quote.)
Bring it back, PD!

I had a flat top as a kid. I also had a rat tail.

Himu · « **Reply #5207 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:07:31 PM »

It was a big thing in the early 90's.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5208 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:17:33 PM »

even for blacks? i thought that was a white trash thing. I always knew you were a white guy who wanted to be asian stuck in a black man's body.

Himu · « **Reply #5209 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:18:31 PM »

This is how a black person rat tail looked like.

flat tops

rat tails

Himu · « **Reply #5210 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:19:56 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 25, 2010, 05:17:33 PM

even for blacks? i thought that was a white trash thing. I always knew you were a white guy who wanted to be asian stuck in a black man's body.

Naw. They were popular in the early 90's, and especially with certain rappers, for just maybe 2-3 years for black people. I saw more black people with them than white people at the time.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5211 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:23:57 PM »

Hot Girl wasn't in class, or at least I didn't spot her (there was a guest lecturer and the moot court was packed).

sigh

After class, I met with my admin group to begin work on our assignment. I knew things weren't going to go well as soon I realized I was the only one not wearing a baseball cap. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5212 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:24:02 PM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on March 25, 2010, 03:43:06 PM

I'm using eBay for the first time in nine or ten years. Put up two items for sale. Both priced lower than all the others selling/sold. One sold. I stated specifically in the auction "ships to the U.S. ONLY." The winner is Canadian. Is it always like this?

Yeah, Canadians are distinguished mentally-challenged like that.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5213 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:25:33 PM »

I don't care, Joe. I really need those binoculars.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5214 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:26:33 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 05:23:57 PM

Hot Girl wasn't in class, or at least I didn't spot her (there was a guest lecturer and the moot court was packed).

sigh

After class, I met with my admin group to begin work on our assignment. I knew things weren't going to go well as soon I realized I was the only one not wearing a baseball cap. $:-\$

Raban · « **Reply #5215 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:35:09 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 25, 2010, 05:18:31 PM

This is how a black person rat tail looked like.

(Image removed from quote.)

flat tops
rat tails

your image is broken, I want to see this

Himu · « **Reply #5216 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:35:47 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5217 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:40:43 PM »

My mom wouldn't let me get that

Instead I got a fade, and she let me get that dumb line in the front

Himu · « **Reply #5218 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:42:03 PM »

A part?

I haven't got a part in years. It's so kiddy and 80's/90's.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5219 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:45:31 PM »

Yea lol, forgot the name.

Everyone was rocking those in Detroit when I was a kid. smh

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