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etiolate

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5220 on: March 25, 2010, 05:45:46 PM »
THere was a kid named Ernie in gradeschool who had the high top fade with Z's shaved into the side of his head.

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« Reply #5221 on: March 25, 2010, 05:45:52 PM »
Bowl cuts are the way to go.

Himu

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« Reply #5222 on: March 25, 2010, 05:46:00 PM »
I think kids have stopped getting parts in general, I rarely see them now.
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« Reply #5223 on: March 25, 2010, 05:47:51 PM »
Now they put the part in their eyebrows. :piss2

I just get a caesar or fade now.
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Himu

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« Reply #5224 on: March 25, 2010, 05:52:27 PM »
Same. Caesar all the way.
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etiolate

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5226 on: March 25, 2010, 06:53:11 PM »
ceasar is just the typical hair they give people portraying ceasar. Short with a bit on top. Almost a Dumb & Dumber.

etiolate

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« Reply #5227 on: March 25, 2010, 06:59:18 PM »
I am worried I may have tossed my glasses in with the bed sheets laundry.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5228 on: March 25, 2010, 07:05:31 PM »
basically this:
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Himu

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« Reply #5229 on: March 25, 2010, 07:21:14 PM »
Can't you ghetto guys post some pics of what a part, ceasar, fade or bowl cut look like?

Part

A line in the hair that divides into different sections.

Look at 2Pac's hair in this. The line is part.



Of course, having the part in that manner is early 90's. Parts are usually complimentary with a caesar or fade

Caesar



Fade


As for a bowl cut, I don't see how that's possible with normal or average black hair. Maybe if you have straight hair, but that's a rarity.
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etiolate

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« Reply #5230 on: March 25, 2010, 07:23:12 PM »
Borys: Even black people's haircuts look alike.

Himu

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« Reply #5231 on: March 25, 2010, 07:24:22 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #5232 on: March 25, 2010, 07:25:32 PM »
They are all the same person too  :shh
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Himu

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« Reply #5233 on: March 25, 2010, 07:31:35 PM »
Borys: What is a jheri curl?
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« Reply #5234 on: March 25, 2010, 07:39:54 PM »
can't wait for Borys' response  :lol
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« Reply #5235 on: March 25, 2010, 10:53:20 PM »
can't wait for Borys' response  :lol

Borys: What is a jheri curl? ???
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« Reply #5236 on: March 25, 2010, 10:57:14 PM »
I actually like that flat top look thats at an angle? I don't know the name for it. I saw some dude in one of the March Madness games rocking the look. Its good retro.
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« Reply #5237 on: March 25, 2010, 11:59:12 PM »
Malek and Father_Mike, I love you guys :lol

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5238 on: March 26, 2010, 04:39:34 AM »
Fades are cool, or  you can just have the sides tapered like so


(old pic)
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5239 on: March 26, 2010, 05:05:10 AM »
Damn PD, how have you not gotten pussy yet?

I'd do you :-*
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5240 on: March 26, 2010, 01:59:03 PM »
Well, it looks like Stag and Doe Chick might have re-thought her decision to turn me down.

I said "fuck it" and sent her a facebook message along the lines of "Hey SaDC, I'm not the sort to persistently harrass a woman, but I will say that if you ever happen to change your mind about hanging out some time, feel free to give me a shout."

Not generally a recommended move, I know, but hell, there's no downside.

She replied today "Hey Boogie, If you're ever in the Etobicoke area... give me a shout. Maybe we could grab a coffee or something.
Take care,
SaDC"

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Mupepe

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« Reply #5241 on: March 26, 2010, 02:01:01 PM »
Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later.  I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.

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« Reply #5242 on: March 26, 2010, 02:06:18 PM »
Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later.  I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.

*shrug*  she could have just ignored me. (like the other chick I had mentioned.  I gave one last "hey, are you free on Friday" offer, and she didn't even reply back this time.  That one's obviously a write-off now)

 I guess we'll see.
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« Reply #5243 on: March 26, 2010, 02:14:30 PM »
if you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot.  :hyper

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« Reply #5244 on: March 26, 2010, 02:15:30 PM »
if you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot.  :hyper

Well, she does have fucking sexy legs.  :hyper
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5245 on: March 26, 2010, 02:18:44 PM »
Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later.  I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.

Yea, I've heard that before  :'(

"so I'll be in your area this weekend, want to get a bite to eat or something?"
"aww i'm going to visit my grandma this weekend sorry"
"oh i hope she's doing good"
"yeah...well anyway, see you later"
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Boogie

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« Reply #5246 on: March 26, 2010, 02:22:06 PM »
Odd, because my limited experience is that when a chick actually makes such an offer, she'll usually follow through on it.
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« Reply #5247 on: March 26, 2010, 02:23:26 PM »
if you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot.  :hyper

Well, she does have fucking sexy legs.  :hyper
Pics :hyper

Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later.  I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.

Yea, I've heard that before  :'(

"so I'll be in your area this weekend, want to get a bite to eat or something?"
"aww i'm going to visit my grandma this weekend sorry"
"oh i hope she's doing good"
"yeah...well anyway, see you later"
Yeah.  It's usually when they've initiated a soft blow off earlier and you try again and they don't feel like a soft blow off worked but they don't want to be rude so they're just hoping you never actually take them up on that offer or they figure they'll find an excuse then.  It's easier than being direct apparently.

Mupepe

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« Reply #5248 on: March 26, 2010, 02:23:44 PM »
Odd, because my limited experience is that when a chick actually makes such an offer, she'll usually follow through on it.
You're hot though so our rules don't apply.

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« Reply #5249 on: March 26, 2010, 02:31:41 PM »
I did 'bad' on a compsci assignment :(  but what is worse some chick asked for help on that assignment and i gave her bad help :( :(

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« Reply #5250 on: March 26, 2010, 02:39:04 PM »
And now you're the bad boy!  Good job!  From what I've read, chicks love bad boys.

Mupepe

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« Reply #5251 on: March 26, 2010, 02:50:28 PM »
It's been like 12 hours and it's killing me :'(

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5252 on: March 26, 2010, 02:51:15 PM »
I really need to get laid, its been like 5 months  :'(

How does one get laid in Saudi Arabia?  :ninja
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« Reply #5253 on: March 26, 2010, 03:10:42 PM »
if you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot.  :hyper

Well, she does have fucking sexy legs.  :hyper

Nie dla psa kiełbasa :wag

English, motherfucker.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5254 on: March 26, 2010, 03:19:27 PM »
Are there like underground sex clubs or something. Or babes hidden in full body veils come to your room to "study" the koran, then let their veil fall to the ground and they're fully naked  :o
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« Reply #5255 on: March 26, 2010, 09:05:36 PM »
I swear to God, I can totally see the guy in the building next to mine sitting in his office watching gay porn. 

Who the hell tugs in front of a window with the blinds up?  Serious amateur hour shit right there.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5256 on: March 26, 2010, 09:07:36 PM »
You said black chicks aren't seen in a good light there, but what about black guys?  :-*
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Robo

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« Reply #5257 on: March 26, 2010, 09:07:55 PM »
Hmm, maybe it's not porn, unless he likes watching all the boring shit too.
obo

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« Reply #5258 on: March 26, 2010, 10:03:21 PM »
Hmm, maybe it's not porn, unless he likes watching all the boring shit too.

You can stop looking anytime man.
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« Reply #5259 on: March 26, 2010, 10:06:20 PM »
Hmm, maybe it's not porn, unless he likes watching all the boring shit too.

You can stop looking anytime man.

All part of the plan
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Robo

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« Reply #5260 on: March 26, 2010, 10:09:45 PM »
He must've just been watching videos of dudes making out or something.  Way too boring for me.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5261 on: March 26, 2010, 10:11:28 PM »
How do you know it's gay porn?
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Robo

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« Reply #5262 on: March 26, 2010, 10:15:30 PM »
I could clearly see on his computer monitor two guys with mustaches sucking each others faces off and I just assumed it was gay porn.  It definitely had that distinct porn/soap opera look to it.  I looked over again a little while later and it was some guys standing around and chit-chatting next to a fountain so I put my dingdong away and made a sandwich.
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« Reply #5263 on: March 26, 2010, 10:15:54 PM »


:bow NaS :bow


look at how pimpin he looks

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« Reply #5264 on: March 26, 2010, 10:49:13 PM »
gawdammit.

date with a chick from POF tonight, meetup for drinks.

Older than me, 31.  Beautiful.  And actually a huge sci-fi geek. So, something in common, though I think she even out-geeked me.

I thought things were going well, she was enjoying herself.  I was making her laugh quite a lot.  Wasn't reciprocating any of my attempts at kino though.

End of night, go for kiss, aaaaand cheek turn, into a lame-ass hug instead.

fuck.
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« Reply #5265 on: March 26, 2010, 10:50:52 PM »
Ouch. Sorry, bro.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5266 on: March 26, 2010, 10:55:03 PM »
Did she ask if you ride a horse?

Boogie

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« Reply #5267 on: March 26, 2010, 10:58:02 PM »
Did she ask if you ride a horse?

she did not, actually.
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« Reply #5269 on: March 26, 2010, 11:07:52 PM »
I have to go out to dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, not sure if I should be nervous or not. Thinking about pre-gaming but probably won't. I wouldn't have to go under normal circumstances, but they're in town for the night and I feel like they want to meet me before they send their daughter off to Hong Kong with "some white dude" for Golden Week.

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« Reply #5270 on: March 26, 2010, 11:10:56 PM »
I could clearly see on his computer monitor two guys with mustaches sucking each others faces off and I just assumed it was gay porn.  It definitely had that distinct porn/soap opera look to it.  I looked over again a little while later and it was some guys standing around and chit-chatting next to a fountain so I put my dingdong away and made a sandwich.

maybe he was just watching The Black Lips apology video
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« Reply #5271 on: March 26, 2010, 11:11:06 PM »
Didn't you just get out of a relationship not too long ago? Damn man, you know how to work it.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5272 on: March 26, 2010, 11:24:26 PM »
Did she ask if you ride a horse?

she did not, actually.
This should have been your first clue that she wasn't into you.

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« Reply #5273 on: March 26, 2010, 11:28:15 PM »
Didn't you just get out of a relationship not too long ago? Damn man, you know how to work it.

> implying it's hard to get a girl in Japan
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ch1nchilla

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« Reply #5274 on: March 26, 2010, 11:43:01 PM »
Didn't you just get out of a relationship not too long ago? Damn man, you know how to work it.

> implying it's hard to get a girl in Japan

:lol

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5275 on: March 27, 2010, 12:44:10 AM »
Added some of you guys on FB :-*
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ch1nchilla

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« Reply #5277 on: March 27, 2010, 05:27:39 AM »
And said dinner is on the 45th floor of Tokyo Midtown at the Ritz! Yes!  :hyper :rock

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5278 on: March 27, 2010, 06:03:04 AM »
You said black chicks aren't seen in a good light there, but what about black guys?  :-*
I answered that earlier man. Women here think black guys are "ugly" just because they're black, most do though. And a lot get with black guys for one night stands because of their big dicks, and a friend of mine is pretty much a womanizer and he's black. Although girly young white guys would go for you, they fucking love black dick.

maybe I go gay then  :o
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5279 on: March 27, 2010, 07:13:42 AM »
I got food poisoning from eating at Chili's last weekend.   :-\  Stomach's been bothering me all week, finally went to the doctor yesterday after thursday was just awful.  Thought an Imodium caplet would help, but it ended up making things worse and the pain was so severe I almost went to the ER.  Now I feel 100% better.  Hungry as hell and can't sleep because of it, but also need to watch what I eat right now.  I got a weeks' worth of medicine, but I really do feel completely normal now.  The pills they gave me are really strong.  Got a little dizzy after taking the first one.
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