Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Fresh Prince]

That's because she's totally going to get some loving.

[Stoney Mason]

There was a great King of the Hill episode about dancing with your dog. Once again King of the Hill

 

[etiolate]

that episode was great

[tiesto]

Definitely a fan of freckles. Which is a good thing considering the women who want a piece of me are usually Irish.....

[Phoenix Dark]

Can't stand freckles, outside of a few exceptions (pre-meltdown Lohan, Maeby). Once someone passes a certain age, they look even worse

[Dickie Dee]

[youtube=560,345]#![/youtube]

 , that actually managed to make my day less shitty

that dog was in his glory

[Himu]

Can't stand freckles, outside of a few exceptions (pre-meltdown Lohan, Maeby). Once someone passes a certain age, they look even worse

You gotta see freckles on titties man.

[etiolate]

freckled titties, freckled faces, freckled asses

all good

[Madrun Badrun]

freckled titties, freckled faces, freckled asses

all good

I need to see this?

Freckles are hot as long as it doesn't look like like some pox has waged war across the girls face.

[CajoleJuice]

Dogs are so much better than humanity

[Joe Molotov]

That dog was amazing.

[Mupepe]

Can't stand freckles, outside of a few exceptions (pre-meltdown Lohan, Maeby). Once someone passes a certain age, they look even worse

yeah.  that certain age is 15.  maeby in season 1

*shifty eyes*

[BlackMage]

how in the fuck did he manage to get his dog to do all that?

[Beezy]

Dogs vs. cats isn't even a contest anymore.

[MCD]

how in the fuck did he manage to get his dog to do all that?

Sharingan.

[Mupepe]

how in the fuck did he manage to get his dog to do all that?

Peanut butter.

Oh you were talking about the dancing dog.

Dogs vs. cats isn't even a contest anymore.

never was.  cats are fucking stupid.

[WrikaWrek]

Holy fuck

[BlueTsunami]

I have The Onion as a feed on my facebook and this came up...

The Onion NEWSWIRE: Little Fuckers From Japan Beat Little Fuckers From United States

lol to the max

[T-Short]

[youtube=560,345]dZVfyQyu9RY[/youtube]

[Brehvolution]

 

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Stoney Mason]

 

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813

 

[Great Rumbler]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813

 

Dude claims he "invented" it. 

[Mupepe]

i like it better when they do it over pics of selena gomez.

[BlueTsunami]

Experimenting with this... I should have probably used someone with more of a bod but its the first result that came up

http://imgur.com/cIIXT.jpg

I'll probably look back a couple of years from now and be shameful that I spent time making this, but for now. Niiiiice.

[demi]

xxxxxxxxx: Evilore says I cant make an official GAF thread


Demi: serious? hahaha


xxxxxxxxx: Who can I ask to make one


Demi: why cant you make it


xxxxxxxxx: "best to leave these threads to unaffiliated people" or some such


If you are interested in making a thread on behalf of this mysterious person, please PM me. This is a Demi-Serious matter, and this injustice must not go unnoticed. Serious inquiries only, please.

edit: Position is filled - soldier on brethren

[Madrun Badrun]

What is the thread about?

[demi]

A game

[Himu]

never was.  cats are fucking stupid.

fuck you.

I LOVE BOTH CATS AND DOGS BECAUSE I'M A HOMO

[BlackMage]

never was.  cats are fucking stupid.

fuck you.

I LOVE BOTH CATS AND DOGS BECAUSE I'M A HOMO

... can't disagree with any of this.

[lennedsay]

Rocko

[Diunx]

You are a married woman len 

[lennedsay]

Yea, but he's just a cutesy wutesy little puppy dog!! I just wanna rub his belly and scratch behind his ears!!! 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Plus he's my BB (Back-up Boyfriend). If my husband's ever mysteriously murdered, I know who's arms to turn to. 

[close]

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Well, until the cops show up and take him away. Bad Rocko...

[close]

[BlackMage]

Yea, but he's just a cutesy wutesy little puppy dog!! I just wanna rub his belly and scratch behind his ears!!! 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Plus he's my BB (Back-up Boyfriend). If my husband's ever mysteriously murdered, I know who's arms to turn to. 

[close]

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Well, until the cops show up and take him away. Bad Rocko...

[close]

scratch mah ballz while you are down there sugar tits     

[Phoenix Dark]

nsfw
[youtube=560,345]oOR09X1h_mE[/youtube]

[BlueTsunami]

I love how it starts with white people smiling and saying it (and a little kid) and then it goes to Yosemite Sam spewing it and then denouncing the word. I guess you can make the argument that they want to take the word back, in that it shouldn't be a word solely used by a certain group of people and then make the choice not to use it but it sure ain't coming off like that.

[Phoenix Dark]

saw this in the gaf thread
[youtube=560,345]wD-UpHlB9no[/youtube]
*daps*

[Third]

Borys slapping a deer. Kosma and his girl can finally drive away:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[ferrarimanf355]

Butts Arrested In Boob Murder Case.

[Himu]

saw this in the gaf thread
[youtube=560,345]wD-UpHlB9no[/youtube]
*daps*

This man got pussy that night.

[Third]

who's this gravijah dude on gaf. he's so annoying 

[Stoney Mason]

I never quite understood the whole distinguished black fellow situation. Seems you have side A like Julian who believe its a loaded word and needs to be taken out of urban language and then you have someone like Paul Mooney who believes the more you use it, it loses its negativity.

I'm not black, so I really can't know how it feels to be called a distinguished black fellow in spite, but I can imagine it being the same as someone calling my dad a filthy pole that should have joined the rest in the ovens, or something like that.

I think anything could be hurtful if you really want it to.

Sounds like you understand it perfectly. Some people use it in the worst way possible. As in straight up racist. Some people think an individual word shouldn't hold so much power and use it to show it has no power. Some people understand that but still don't want to use it or be referred to in that manner. Everybody is different. I've had white people justify it to me because they only mean "the bad black people". Sort of like the Chris Rock joke although I never buy that particular argument.

Personally I never very rarely use the word in the context of referring to somebody. Whether I'm around black people or white people. I find it highly offensive although generally that is more based on the intent behind the use of the word from that particular person. Some other black people feel differently and don't really care. Some white hipsters try to use it around me and I give them a cold stare. You ain't that hip bro. But then I also don't refer to people as white trash or crackers.

As far as people using it, its never been that hard to figure out imo. Lots of groups may use words within certain social groups that they don't particular care for when an outside group directs it toward them. Because the real intention behind using the word is lost. Same with f.a.g., or pretty much any slur. It's like family. It's one thing for me to call my sister a slut. I might have a different opinion if random people outside of my family started calling my sister a slut. Because they may not know her to be that familiar. But it comes down to everybody being different. And in polite society we generally don't run around referring to social groups by the most popular slur associated with that group.

[Stoney Mason]

Funny anecdote, my intern is Romanian and he thinks calling someone black is racist.

Despite what comedians and popular tv would have you believe most black people don't really care if you refer to them as black or African American. You have a very very very tiny percentage who care. One group doesn't like to be referred to solely based on the color of their skin. Another group doesn't like the African part because they have no real connection to Africa. The other 99.9% percent don't care despite all the awkward sitcom setups where a white person doesn't know how to refer to a black person and hilarity ensues. I've personally always preferred black because its the more honest word in this society based on how white people and black people really think. But I don't care either way. The only thing most blacks don't like is colored or negro.

Although I've always loved the phrase "Silly Negro" because of this.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[demi]

Stoney you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO black

[Stoney Mason]

Stoney you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO black

I'm Malcolm X meets Woody Allen

 

[MCD]

[youtube=560,345]8jXz7NrfzsI[/youtube]
Double Demi.

[Mupepe]

Stoney you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO black

I'm Malcolm X meets Woody Allen

 

Stoney makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X

I like saying black because it even covers the homies from Nigeria and Jamaica and shit

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345]8jXz7NrfzsI[/youtube]
Double Demi.

Man I gotta start taking video of everything I do in life so I can get paid.  :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

[lennedsay]

Stoney you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO black

I'm Malcolm X meets Woody Allen

 

Stoney makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X

I like saying black because it even covers the homies from Nigeria and Jamaica and shit

That's approx. where I lost it.

[Mupepe]

.... where the fuck did that come from?  holy crap

[Mupepe]

i fucking love koreans

[Himu]

I label myself as black American. African American makes no sense because 1. I have never been to Africa, 2. None of my relatives outside my aunt and uncle have visited Africa, 3. African American is what I'd describe an immigrant FROM Africa and 4. Due to the diversity of Africa as a continent, "African American" is a paradox: a white person who moves to America who is an African native is more African American than I ever will be.

But no, if someone calls me African American I don't give a shit. I just don't use the term myself.

[Himu]

Song of the decade.

[demi]

white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white

[Great Rumbler]

(Image removed from quote.)
buried in the anime thread

I used to be that guy.  

[Himu]

People like that still exist? It's not the early 2000's anymore; anime's not en vogue!

[Himu]

More artistic than any anime tv series in the past 3 years:

[youtube=560,345]SXpvMiOvpjg[/youtube]

How bout them apples 

[Great Rumbler]

(Image removed from quote.)
buried in the anime thread

I used to be that guy.  

Back in June?

I've been clean since May! Don't judge me!!

[Himu]

Rumbler, if you were a teenager when you used to be "that" guy, it doesn't count. Because teenagers are fucking stupid.