Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780503 times)

Oblivion · « **Reply #16380 on:** October 02, 2010, 11:00:54 PM »

Why does drohne only have 26 friends on his FB page?

And I thought he was a little younger, in his mid 20s?

etiolate · « **Reply #16381 on:** October 02, 2010, 11:35:56 PM »

"no officer, that ain't mine It's some other asshole's"

chronovore · « **Reply #16382 on:** October 03, 2010, 12:02:55 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 02, 2010, 10:55:06 PM

Quote from: Green Man on October 02, 2010, 10:54:17 PM
or simply that he was holding it for someone else?

(Image removed from quote.)

I IS POSSIBLE!

Boogie · « **Reply #16383 on:** October 03, 2010, 12:37:13 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 02, 2010, 10:52:12 PM

When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts told Deputies that the "white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."[/b]

Hate to break it to ya, buddy, but I'm pretty sure anything lodged up your ass is considered your personal property.

Also, want to slap every gawdamned reporter who uses the phrase "routine traffic stop" in an article.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16384 on:** October 03, 2010, 12:42:36 AM »

It's not routine when Boogie does it because he does it on a mother fucking horse.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16385 on:** October 03, 2010, 01:33:40 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 03, 2010, 12:42:36 AM

It's not routine when Boogie does it because he does it on a mother fucking horse.

The only routine part is that your anus will be thoroughly searched, marijuana odor or not.

lennedsay · « **Reply #16386 on:** October 03, 2010, 04:53:50 AM »

"Marijuana odor"...? That'll teach him to fart with illegal substances up his ass.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #16387 on:** October 03, 2010, 08:08:55 AM »

Has this been posted?

Climate nazi's are the dirt worst

Boogie · « **Reply #16388 on:** October 03, 2010, 10:53:15 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on October 03, 2010, 08:08:55 AM

Has this been posted?

Climate nazi's are the dirt worst

Watching through the end, I was hoping it was going to be some kind of (bad) satire. But.....wow. How did they think that was a good ad for their campaign?

chronovore · « **Reply #16389 on:** October 03, 2010, 10:55:34 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on October 03, 2010, 08:08:55 AM

Has this been posted?

Climate nazi's are the dirt worst

I dunno, I think I want one of those buttons for the salarymen who are the only person in the entire, full restaurant/coffeehouse who light up smokes, while everyone else is just starting to dig into their lunch. Ka-blooie.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16390 on:** October 03, 2010, 12:30:46 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on October 03, 2010, 08:08:55 AM

Has this been posted?

Climate nazi's are the dirt worst

If they're going to go this over-the-top, they should at least go all the way.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16391 on:** October 03, 2010, 02:49:33 PM »

If you think climate change is the one things that i going to fuck over humanity than I guess it's worth the backlash. Biut it's stupid since it's a government problem not a grass roots problem.

drew · « **Reply #16392 on:** October 03, 2010, 03:07:24 PM »

that guy in your avatar is really ugly

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16393 on:** October 03, 2010, 03:27:44 PM »

he was probably dying in the photo so yeah

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16394 on:** October 04, 2010, 02:42:15 AM »

[youtube=560,345]dABo_DCIdpM& [/youtube]

Rambles for the first minute, but it's pretty good (albeit stereotypical).

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16395 on:** October 04, 2010, 02:47:39 AM »

His American everything is pretty bad

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16396 on:** October 04, 2010, 03:23:36 AM »

aussie accent something's wrong I think he is elongating\emphasising the wrong syllables.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16397 on:** October 04, 2010, 05:26:29 PM »

GAF down again? Did Miyamoto take a shit and there's a long winded thread analysis?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16398 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:17:56 PM »

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/worst-tourism-tv-adverts/story-e6frfq80-1225932393222\

smh at Isreal, St Cloud

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16399 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:20:06 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 04, 2010, 05:26:29 PM

GAF down again? Did Miyamoto take a shit and there's a long winded thread analysis?

no jim hyped up a SUPER AWESOME AMAZING ANNOUNCEMENT FROM A MAJOR COMPANY and it turned out to be a panasonic portable gameing system

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16400 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:40:13 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 04, 2010, 10:17:56 PM

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/worst-tourism-tv-adverts/story-e6frfq80-1225932393222\

smh at Isreal, St Cloud

That Epcot commercial is awesome.

etiolate · « **Reply #16401 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:34:37 AM »

eh its perfectly fitting

everything is wondrous about a kojima game until you pop in the disc and the stink starts to come out

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #16402 on:** October 05, 2010, 10:15:36 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

muckhole · « **Reply #16403 on:** October 05, 2010, 11:35:57 AM »

Quote

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16404 on:** October 05, 2010, 11:44:47 AM »

Old as the hills.

Himu · « **Reply #16405 on:** October 05, 2010, 11:51:38 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on October 05, 2010, 10:15:36 AM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

nature is awesome

Mupepe · « **Reply #16406 on:** October 05, 2010, 11:55:18 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 05, 2010, 11:35:57 AM

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Quote
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets

ManaByte · « **Reply #16407 on:** October 05, 2010, 12:02:26 PM »

http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/

Brehvolution · « **Reply #16408 on:** October 05, 2010, 01:23:54 PM »

That's adorable.

EB has been slow as hell today. Someone feed the hamsters please.

E-DuB · « **Reply #16409 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:06:01 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 05, 2010, 01:11:16 PM

[youtube=560,345]QrWA3Fu6wto[/youtube]

OMFG

Better musicians than I am

Himu · « **Reply #16410 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:26:21 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on October 05, 2010, 12:02:26 PM

http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/

Quote

POOP GLOVES

(Image removed from quote.)

Fell asleep with hand in diaper.

T-Short · « **Reply #16411 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:31:38 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 05, 2010, 11:35:57 AM

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Quote
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets

http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/msm.asp

Raban · « **Reply #16412 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:43:10 PM »

snopes

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16413 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:21:22 PM »

Vegans owned yet again, People Eating Tasty Animals still win.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16414 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:24:26 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 05, 2010, 11:35:57 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

Quote
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets

Quote

Although McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are typically offered as an example of a popular MSP-based food, since 2003 that product has been made with all white meat rather than MSP.

ManaByte · « **Reply #16415 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:25:18 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16416 on:** October 05, 2010, 05:01:12 PM »

Yeah that was stupid. At least he could of worn a bikini.

Tieno · « **Reply #16417 on:** October 05, 2010, 05:22:45 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 05, 2010, 04:41:21 PM

Its like something a sexy woman would normally do, but Conan is so awkward looking.

COMEDY GOLD
SORRY NBC YOUR LOSS

Your sarcasm is so over the top that it's funny. WAY TO GO HOMOVONIO!

muckhole · « **Reply #16418 on:** October 05, 2010, 05:57:44 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 05, 2010, 04:24:26 PM

Quote from: muckhole on October 05, 2010, 11:35:57 AM
(Image removed from quote.)

Quote
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets

Quote
Although McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are typically offered as an example of a popular MSP-based food, since 2003 that product has been made with all white meat rather than MSP.

I just liked the way the stuff in the pic looked. Although that Snopes article does ruin the thrill of biting into one and finding an intact chicken eye.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16419 on:** October 05, 2010, 06:07:54 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #16420 on:** October 06, 2010, 12:45:44 AM »

amazing

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16421 on:** October 06, 2010, 03:01:21 AM »

goddamn I love under pressure

edit: and yet again, my chemical romance ruins a classic:
[youtube=560,345]_TjYvn2AQhM[/youtube]

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16422 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:48:54 AM »

[youtube=560,345]AZAZk4VMBUI [/youtube]

I love that kermit video. That thing is going to be popular as hell.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #16423 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:52:34 AM »

I like that Kermit video, but the homeless angle is a little weird.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16424 on:** October 06, 2010, 12:42:04 PM »

Quote from: Antony Carmichael on October 06, 2010, 11:12:21 AM

Still, if my machine of choice's best feature was "plays some X360 titles - but with shittier graphics and worse online" I'd probably be swinging from some twine too.

my PS3's best feature is that I only had to buy it once.

BlackMage · « **Reply #16425 on:** October 06, 2010, 01:13:22 PM »

Quote from: Antony Carmichael on October 06, 2010, 11:12:21 AM

Still, if my machine of choice's best feature was "plays some X360 titles - but with shittier graphics and worse online" I'd probably be swinging from some twine too.

take your sony hate somewhere else taco

demi · « **Reply #16426 on:** October 06, 2010, 02:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2010, 12:42:04 PM

Quote from: Antony Carmichael on October 06, 2010, 11:12:21 AM
Still, if my machine of choice's best feature was "plays some X360 titles - but with shittier graphics and worse online" I'd probably be swinging from some twine too.

my PS3's best feature is that I only had to buy it once.

* Games not included

MCD · « **Reply #16427 on:** October 06, 2010, 02:23:23 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 06, 2010, 01:54:24 PM

[youtube=560,345]o1CFYNUKhhs[/youtube]

Fat Sakaguchi.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16428 on:** October 06, 2010, 02:51:20 PM »

Dad, what's a muppet?

Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man...

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16429 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:40:47 PM »

Slater and Waldorf or whatever are the funniest muppets.

archie4208 · « **Reply #16430 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:53:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=409421

Hey guys, what's your favorite movie that had a box office run limited to 2000 screens, isn't in English and who only featured actors whose last name started with "D", "F" or "R"?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16431 on:** October 06, 2010, 05:30:44 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 06, 2010, 04:53:23 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=409421

Hey guys, what's your favorite movie that had a box office run limited to 2000 screens, isn't in English and who only featured actors whose last name started with "D", "F" or "R"?

He should have made a GIF that explained it.

Picard: "Number One, I demand to know what your favorite game is!"

Riker: "Well sir, I'm really fond of Super Mario Bros. 3"

Picard: picardfacepalm.jpg "You're too predictable Number One, that's why you'll never make captain. Pick a game that doesn't have a sequel or isn't a sequel to something else."

*continues on for 10 minutes*

BlackMage · « **Reply #16432 on:** October 06, 2010, 06:23:30 PM »

I cannot stand Mama Robotnik.. he's a little bitch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16433 on:** October 06, 2010, 06:24:22 PM »

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/#continued

tiesto · « **Reply #16434 on:** October 06, 2010, 07:05:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2010, 06:24:22 PM

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/#continued

An appeal to both my Italian and Weeaboo side at once? This looks like something I would make.

The MIDI version of Wynter Gordon-Dirty Talk is AMAZING.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16435 on:** October 06, 2010, 10:34:38 PM »

http://www.smh.com.au/world/us-woman-pretended-to-be-boy-to-date-teen-girl-20101007-1689q.html

could of fooled me

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #16436 on:** October 06, 2010, 11:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 06, 2010, 06:25:51 AM

EviLore's jerking off to his nerdy accomplishments again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=409378

The Bore needs to claim the tiny island off of GAF Island, I'm e-mailing XKCD about it.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16437 on:** October 06, 2010, 11:42:40 PM »

It'd be more of a life raft.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #16438 on:** October 06, 2010, 11:43:31 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2010, 11:42:40 PM

It'd be more of a life raft.

We'd be like the Rhode Island of that map!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #16439 on:** October 06, 2010, 11:44:27 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2010, 11:43:52 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on October 06, 2010, 11:40:46 PM
Quote from: Wrath2X on October 06, 2010, 06:25:51 AM
EviLore's jerking off to his nerdy accomplishments again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=409378
The Bore needs to claim the tiny island off of GAF Island, I'm e-mailing XKCD about it.

No you wont, liar.

Yes, I will.

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