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Oblivion

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Why does drohne only have 26 friends on his FB page?

And I thought he was a little younger, in his mid 20s?

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"no officer, that ain't mine It's some other asshole's"


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When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts told Deputies that the "white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."[/b]


Hate to break it to ya, buddy, but I'm pretty sure anything lodged up your ass is considered your personal property.

Also, want to slap every gawdamned reporter who uses the phrase "routine traffic stop" in an article.  ::)
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It's not routine when Boogie does it because he does it on a mother fucking horse.

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It's not routine when Boogie does it because he does it on a mother fucking horse.

The only routine part is that your anus will be thoroughly searched, marijuana odor or not.
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"Marijuana odor"...?  That'll teach him to fart with illegal substances up his ass. :wag
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Has this been posted?



Climate nazi's are the dirt worst
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Climate nazi's are the dirt worst

Watching through the end, I was hoping it was going to be some kind of (bad) satire.  But.....wow.  How did they think that was a good ad for their campaign?
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Climate nazi's are the dirt worst

I dunno, I think I want one of those buttons for the salarymen who are the only person in the entire, full restaurant/coffeehouse who light up smokes, while everyone else is just starting to dig into their lunch. Ka-blooie.

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Climate nazi's are the dirt worst

If they're going to go this over-the-top, they should at least go all the way.
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If you think climate change is the one things that i going to fuck over humanity than I guess it's worth the backlash. Biut it's stupid since it's a government problem not a grass roots problem.
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that guy in your avatar is really ugly

Fresh Prince

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he was probably dying in the photo so yeah
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ToxicAdam

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[youtube=560,345]dABo_DCIdpM& [/youtube]


Rambles for the first minute, but it's pretty good (albeit stereotypical).


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His American everything is pretty bad
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aussie accent something's wrong I think he is elongating\emphasising the wrong syllables.
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GAF down again? Did Miyamoto take a shit and there's a long winded thread analysis?
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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
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GAF down again? Did Miyamoto take a shit and there's a long winded thread analysis?

no jim hyped up a SUPER AWESOME AMAZING ANNOUNCEMENT FROM A MAJOR COMPANY and it turned out to be a panasonic portable gameing system
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eh its perfectly fitting

everything is wondrous about a kojima game until you pop in the disc and the stink starts to come out

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets :drool
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Old as the hills.
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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

nature is awesome
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets :drool
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That's adorable.  :)


EB has been slow as hell today. Someone feed the hamsters please.
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:bow [youtube=560,345]QrWA3Fu6wto[/youtube] :bow2

OMFG

:rock Better musicians than I am 

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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets :drool

http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/msm.asp
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snopes :heart

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Vegans owned yet again, People Eating Tasty Animals still win.
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets :drool

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Although McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are typically offered as an example of a popular MSP-based food, since 2003 that product has been made with all white meat rather than MSP.

:patel
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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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Fresh Prince

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Yeah that was stupid. At least he could of worn a bikini.
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:rofl

Its like something a sexy woman would normally do, but Conan is so awkward looking.

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SORRY NBC YOUR LOSS

Your sarcasm is so over the top that it's funny. WAY TO GO HOMOVONIO!



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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

McNuggets :drool

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Although McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are typically offered as an example of a popular MSP-based food, since 2003 that product has been made with all white meat rather than MSP.

:patel

I just liked the way the stuff in the pic looked. Although that Snopes article does ruin the thrill of biting into one and finding an intact chicken eye.
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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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amazing
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TakingBackSunday

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goddamn I love under pressure

edit: and yet again, my chemical romance ruins a classic:
[youtube=560,345]_TjYvn2AQhM[/youtube]
« Last Edit: October 06, 2010, 03:04:21 AM by BrandNew »
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ToxicAdam

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[youtube=560,345]AZAZk4VMBUI [/youtube]


I love that kermit video. That thing is going to be popular as hell.


BobFromPikeCreek

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I like that Kermit video, but the homeless angle is a little weird.
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Still, if my machine of choice's best feature was "plays some X360 titles - but with shittier graphics and worse online" I'd probably be swinging from some twine too.

my PS3's best feature is that I only had to buy it once. :smug
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Still, if my machine of choice's best feature was "plays some X360 titles - but with shittier graphics and worse online" I'd probably be swinging from some twine too.

take your sony hate somewhere else taco
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Still, if my machine of choice's best feature was "plays some X360 titles - but with shittier graphics and worse online" I'd probably be swinging from some twine too.

my PS3's best feature is that I only had to buy it once. :smug

* Games not included
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[youtube=560,345]o1CFYNUKhhs[/youtube]
Fat Sakaguchi.

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Dad, what's a muppet?

Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man...

Fresh Prince

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Slater and Waldorf or whatever are the funniest muppets.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=409421

Hey guys, what's your favorite movie that had a box office run limited to 2000 screens, isn't in English and who only featured actors whose last name started with "D", "F" or "R"?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=409421

Hey guys, what's your favorite movie that had a box office run limited to 2000 screens, isn't in English and who only featured actors whose last name started with "D", "F" or "R"?

He should have made a GIF that explained it.

Picard: "Number One, I demand to know what your favorite game is!"

Riker: "Well sir, I'm really fond of Super Mario Bros. 3"

Picard: picardfacepalm.jpg "You're too predictable Number One, that's why you'll never make captain. Pick a game that doesn't have a sequel or isn't a sequel to something else."

*continues on for 10 minutes*
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BlackMage

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I cannot stand Mama Robotnik.. he's a little bitch.
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http://www.joystiq.com/2010/10/06/collegehumor-figures-it-out-creates-the-jersey-shore-rpg/#continued
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An appeal to both my Italian and Weeaboo side at once? This looks like something I would make.

The MIDI version of Wynter Gordon-Dirty Talk is AMAZING.
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EviLore's jerking off to his nerdy accomplishments again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=409378
The Bore needs to claim the tiny island off of GAF Island, I'm e-mailing XKCD about it.
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Fresh Prince

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It'd be more of a life raft.
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ferrarimanf355

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It'd be more of a life raft.
We'd be like the Rhode Island of that map!  :D
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ferrarimanf355

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EviLore's jerking off to his nerdy accomplishments again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=409378
The Bore needs to claim the tiny island off of GAF Island, I'm e-mailing XKCD about it.

No you wont, liar.
Yes, I will.
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