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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12780 on:** January 13, 2014, 08:56:46 AM »

You can play as a naked caveman, so yes.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #12781 on:** January 13, 2014, 12:07:22 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 13, 2014, 08:56:46 AM

You can play as a naked caveman, so yes.

But are there naked cavewomen?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12782 on:** January 13, 2014, 12:21:33 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on January 13, 2014, 12:07:22 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 13, 2014, 08:56:46 AM
You can play as a naked caveman, so yes.
But are there naked cavewomen?

Of course not.

Raban · « **Reply #12783 on:** January 13, 2014, 12:57:38 PM »

video game patriarchy

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12784 on:** January 13, 2014, 02:47:48 PM »

Quote from: Esch on January 13, 2014, 01:06:02 PM

Such shit
Much company
Worse than Monsanto wow amaze
So trash

http://consumerist.com/2013/12/30/is-ea-due-for-a-third-worst-company-in-america-crown/

I bet that showed them.

Big Barry Jazz · « **Reply #12785 on:** January 13, 2014, 03:30:03 PM »

Dammit, there I was try to post a link to amazon's price cock-up on the pre-order for the new aliens game and they go and fix it. Not quite as good a deal but if you have an editor's choice coupon there's a Syndicate/Saboteur pack for $5. Looks like Saboteur will be a pig to get to work on my system.

Himu · « **Reply #12786 on:** January 13, 2014, 04:16:19 PM »

How in the world did Microsoft or the nsa or or the tsa or some shit not get that award. Nerds are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

Raban · « **Reply #12787 on:** January 13, 2014, 04:52:05 PM »

Us gamers, right guys? We totally deserve respect

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Himu · « **Reply #12788 on:** January 13, 2014, 04:53:54 PM »

MS currently has no CEO and no one wants to BE CEO. How is EA worse than MS, TSA, or NSA?

Who votes for these things?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12789 on:** January 13, 2014, 05:03:40 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on January 13, 2014, 04:53:54 PM

Who votes for these things?

The same people that the Worst of 2013 thread is liberally mocking.

Himu · « **Reply #12790 on:** January 13, 2014, 05:06:16 PM »

What did EA even do that was bad in 2013?

FIFA 2014 kicks ass. Oh right, SimCity, but who cares. It looked like shit for months prior to release. It is known.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12791 on:** January 13, 2014, 05:09:20 PM »

They're EA. People hate EA. They didn't have to do anything in 2013.

Himu · « **Reply #12792 on:** January 13, 2014, 05:10:13 PM »

someone tell me why our fellow gamers are stupid

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12793 on:** January 13, 2014, 05:12:50 PM »

You already know the answer to that question.

Raban · « **Reply #12794 on:** January 13, 2014, 05:48:26 PM »

Holy shit @ the replies to the GIA's tweet about the new Castlevania. People stan for Lords of Shadow? Why? What the fuck!?

Why is every game doing a rape scene now? Is this how game devs are gonna tackle sexism? Repeatedly depicting virtual rape in games featuring mass murder? This shit doesn't happen on iOS, and you people wonder why the commercial future is so much brighter there.

Himu · « **Reply #12795 on:** January 13, 2014, 05:54:46 PM »

wow

they so deserve worst company in 2013

jesus how could i forgot these transgressions

demi · « **Reply #12796 on:** January 13, 2014, 05:54:59 PM »

brob · « **Reply #12797 on:** January 13, 2014, 06:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Raban on January 13, 2014, 05:48:26 PM

Holy shit @ the replies to the GIA's tweet about the new Castlevania. People stan for Lords of Shadow? Why? What the fuck!?

Why is every game doing a rape scene now? Is this how game devs are gonna tackle sexism? Repeatedly depicting virtual rape in games featuring mass murder? This shit doesn't happen on iOS, and you people wonder why the commercial future is so much brighter there.

Is this grimdark entertainment for teenagers 2 edgy 4 u? Well tough titty because #adultgames4adults #nocensorship #goty

Himu · « **Reply #12798 on:** January 13, 2014, 06:42:04 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 13, 2014, 06:05:14 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on January 13, 2014, 04:16:19 PM
How in the world did Microsoft or the nsa or or the tsa or some shit not get that award. Nerds are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

Pretty sure the NSA is a government branch, not a private company.

Well that shows how much I give a fuck about these rewards to not even know what counts.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #12799 on:** January 13, 2014, 07:17:58 PM »

Fuck 3D Castlevania. Fuck it hard.

Himu · « **Reply #12800 on:** January 13, 2014, 07:28:42 PM »

Good point. There are still far worse picks.

Himu · « **Reply #12801 on:** January 13, 2014, 07:47:25 PM »

monsanto are assholes.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12802 on:** January 13, 2014, 07:48:43 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 13, 2014, 07:46:46 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on January 13, 2014, 07:28:42 PM
Good point. There are still far worse picks.

definitely. just that the nsa wouldn't qualify.

monsanto should be winning this every year, hands-down. but it doesn't mean anything anyway, so who cares.

It should be a tie between Monsanto and Koch Industries.

Himu · « **Reply #12803 on:** January 13, 2014, 07:49:29 PM »

Fuck Koch too.

tiesto · « **Reply #12804 on:** January 13, 2014, 08:07:44 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 13, 2014, 07:46:46 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on January 13, 2014, 07:28:42 PM
Good point. There are still far worse picks.

definitely. just that the nsa wouldn't qualify.

monsanto should be winning this every year, hands-down. but it doesn't mean anything anyway, so who cares.

Monsanto wasn't even on that list, iirc. Out of the ones on the list, how could anything but Bank of America win? You know, that whole 'giving out bunk mortgages' bit and forcing people into foreclosure? But I guess that's not as bad as Mass Effect 3 having a shitty ending and Sim City having bad DRM.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12805 on:** January 13, 2014, 08:17:48 PM »

This is the GameFAQs best character ever poll, but for bad companies. That's it.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12806 on:** January 13, 2014, 08:18:14 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 13, 2014, 07:17:58 PM

Fuck 3D Castlevania. Fuck it hard.

hey dude lament of innocence was underrated

bork · « **Reply #12807 on:** January 13, 2014, 10:27:27 PM »

Here's my first DOA5U replay upload-- not because of the match, but because of the WTFLOL glitch that happened in round two, around the 1:00 mark.

#t=1

Kevtones · « **Reply #12808 on:** January 14, 2014, 02:27:47 AM »

Is Culdcept Saga worth it?

Is it basically the PS2 game or did they add systems/anything?

Himu · « **Reply #12809 on:** January 14, 2014, 02:30:17 AM »

Yes it is worth it

demi · « **Reply #12810 on:** January 14, 2014, 12:40:15 PM »

Meh....................

* Club Nintendo seems to be doing a bait and switch, labeling some games as WIIU when in fact it is the WII version. Such is the case with 1080 Snowboarding -- FZero is the WIIU version

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12811 on:** January 14, 2014, 01:18:24 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 14, 2014, 12:40:15 PM

* Club Nintendo seems to be doing a bait and switch, labeling some games as WIIU when in fact it is the WII version. Such is the case with 1080 Snowboarding -- FZero is the WIIU version

It's crap that the Wii/WiiU eshop is fragmented like that, but that's our Nintendo. Maybe one day we'll be able to use the Gamepad to play Wii games, but that day is not today.

magus · « **Reply #12812 on:** January 15, 2014, 11:27:14 AM »

http://penny-arcade.com/2014/01/01/resolutions

"i'm sorry for being an asshole"

*2 week later*

"griefing is fun LOL"

Fifstar · « **Reply #12813 on:** January 15, 2014, 11:31:50 AM »

Just wanted to play the last bits in Hotline Miami (got the proper ending earlier today) but it seems like my pc decided to die in the meantime

. Fans spin for like a second and the main led lights quickly than it goes dead again. Probably either the power supply or the mainboard. Guess I have time for final paper now

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #12814 on:** January 15, 2014, 11:55:43 AM »

Quote from: magus on January 15, 2014, 11:27:14 AM

http://penny-arcade.com/2014/01/01/resolutions

"i'm sorry for being an asshole"

*2 week later*

(Image removed from quote.)

"griefing is fun LOL"

I'll admit it, I giggled at the "I have pants" bit.

I'm so sorry.

magus · « **Reply #12815 on:** January 15, 2014, 12:04:20 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on January 15, 2014, 11:55:43 AM

Quote from: magus on January 15, 2014, 11:27:14 AM
http://penny-arcade.com/2014/01/01/resolutions

"i'm sorry for being an asshole"

*2 week later*

(Image removed from quote.)

"griefing is fun LOL"
I'll admit it, I giggled at the "I have pants" bit.

I'm so sorry.

i wanted to add how there is another huge dissonance about how the same people that talk about brothers in a "delivering the promise of interactive storytelling" manner are now making dick jokes like the most juvenile frat boys but i tought it was too much "old man yelling at clouds-like"

...there now i got it out

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12816 on:** January 15, 2014, 12:17:33 PM »

That's pretty much what Rust is about, though: nudity and betrayal.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #12817 on:** January 15, 2014, 02:23:42 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 15, 2014, 12:17:33 PM

That's pretty much what Rust is about, though: nudity and betrayal.

Rusty dicks?

Rufus · « **Reply #12818 on:** January 15, 2014, 02:24:17 PM »

Why does that make sense Magus? You can make a dick joke and stroke your beard just fine.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #12819 on:** January 15, 2014, 02:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 15, 2014, 02:24:17 PM

Why does that make sense Magus? You can make a dick joke and stroke your beard just fine.

That's what she said.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12820 on:** January 15, 2014, 02:58:02 PM »

People making dick jokes on the Internet? Good heavens, someone help me to the fainting couch!

magus · « **Reply #12821 on:** January 15, 2014, 05:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 15, 2014, 02:24:17 PM

Why does that make sense Magus? You can make a dick joke and stroke your beard just fine.

but can you make a beard joke and stroke your dick instead?

oh no i made a dick joke myself

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i know,i know! it's stupid complaining about penny arcade making dick jokes but they just sounds so fascinated by the idea of naked cavemans in a videogames that somehow it boogles my mind...

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Before we continue, I have the thing you need to take your Rust experience to the next level. When you load into a server, the first thing you should do is to bring up the console with F1, and enter:

censor.nudity false

This will make people without clothing equipped appear completely naked. There is probably someone for whom a limp-ass prong represents titillating material, but this is about as nonsexual as nudity gets. Without the “false” flag set, people show up with pants when they don’t actually have pants, which is untrue. It’s untrue mechanically and it’s untrue literally. Rust is an open world survival game with strong crafting elements, so in order for it to be stable conceptually it must honestly represent itself. There are many games of this type, but their choice to go as realistic as possible radically alters how you perceive and interact with the world. Believe it.

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Rufus · « **Reply #12822 on:** January 15, 2014, 06:05:11 PM »

Don't mistake that hoity toity language for what it is: It's funnier to him when the dicks are uncensored. The end.

Why the fuck would you even read that drivel, anyway?

magus · « **Reply #12823 on:** January 15, 2014, 07:12:38 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 15, 2014, 06:05:11 PM

Don't mistake that hoity toity language for what it is: It's funnier to him when the dicks are uncensored. The end.

yeah i get that but you can't make a statement about brothers being artistic and then write "dicks are funny",it's just logicaly wrong,it would be like if roger ebert liked a jason friedberg and aaron seltzer movie... if you honestly think that a videogame can be artistic then show some good taste

but anyway in the end it really doesn't matter so i'm just getting worked up over nothing

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Why the fuck would you even read that drivel, anyway?

that's actualy a very good question... i was bored i guess... mmmkay?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12824 on:** January 15, 2014, 09:59:06 PM »

Bros I'm going to play Icewind Dale for the first time ever soon. What are your thoughts on it. I guess the Pillars of Eternity pics made me really nostalgic for a western rpg. I played some of Baldur's Gate as a kid but never really obsessed over it. At the time I was too busy with StarCraft and RTS in general.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12825 on:** January 15, 2014, 10:01:39 PM »

The Icewind Dale games are pretty much pure D&D combat, less focus on story and quests.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12826 on:** January 15, 2014, 10:03:39 PM »

Did a search for TR: Definitive Edition to see what kinds of changes they made. Pretty sure I'm buying this now!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12827 on:** January 15, 2014, 10:18:09 PM »

I see you clicked on it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12828 on:** January 15, 2014, 10:19:21 PM »

repeatedly

chronovore · « **Reply #12829 on:** January 16, 2014, 05:20:10 AM »

Rufus · « **Reply #12830 on:** January 16, 2014, 06:45:48 AM »

Quote from: magus on January 15, 2014, 07:12:38 PM

yeah i get that but you can't make a statement about brothers being artistic and then write "dicks are funny",it's just logicaly wrong,it would be like if roger ebert liked a jason friedberg and aaron seltzer movie... if you honestly think that a videogame can be artistic then show some good taste

Nonsense. Why is it not logical? Who says you have to pidgeonhole yourself that way.
They're not a brand (as much as it looks that way), they're just dudes, as was Ebert. He liked what he liked and maybe he showed more consistency in his opinions, but that doesn't mean that he or anyone else can't appreciate a silly thing when they're wanking philosophically at some other time over something else. Or even the same thing. It just doesn't follow. My special fellow sense is tingling.

magus · « **Reply #12831 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:02:05 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 16, 2014, 06:45:48 AM

Quote from: magus on January 15, 2014, 07:12:38 PM
yeah i get that but you can't make a statement about brothers being artistic and then write "dicks are funny",it's just logicaly wrong,it would be like if roger ebert liked a jason friedberg and aaron seltzer movie... if you honestly think that a videogame can be artistic then show some good taste
Nonsense. Why is it not logical? Who says you have to pidgeonhole yourself that way.
They're not a brand (as much as it looks that way), they're just dudes, as was Ebert. He liked what he liked and maybe he showed more consistency in his opinions, but that doesn't mean that he or anyone else can't appreciate a silly thing when they're wanking philosophically at some other time over something else. Or even the same thing. It just doesn't follow. My special fellow sense is tingling.

well yeah but they just seems to appreciate it too much,but anyway as i said i realized this whole discussion is silly and i don't really want to continue so whatever

Rufus · « **Reply #12832 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:23:06 AM »

Magus just wants to tear down arts fartsy indie games.

magus · « **Reply #12833 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:34:40 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 16, 2014, 07:23:06 AM

Magus just wants to tear down arts fartsy indie games.

that too

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there's nothing weird about appreciating brothers and also liking dick jokes.

ok,but these guys are sort-of professional writer and they should be carefull about what they write and how they do it,if you want to make a dick joke do it but be mature about it otherwise i will have an hard time taking you seriously when it comes to discuss thing that aren't dick and that thing i posted above certainly isn't...

Rufus · « **Reply #12834 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:44:32 AM »

Yeah, ever heard of the "Dickwolves" controversy?

magus · « **Reply #12835 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:54:37 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 16, 2014, 07:39:18 AM

Uh... Are you new to Penny Arcade? These guys literally got rich and famous making low-brow, immature jokes.

yeah! that's why hearing the words "interactive storytelling" from the mouth of these guys bother me so much... seriously look at this shit here about the last of us

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What I mean is that it doesn’t really offer ironic protection to the player. This is not an adolescent game, and I mean that in all three ways. Its themes are not adolescent themes. It is not the product of an adolescent mind, nor is it the product of an adolescent industry.

gamers! high brow intellectual when it comes to the latest sony blockbuster,dick obsessed vandal otherwise... you'd assume someone who has some value as little that might be would try to break these sort of general statement

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #12836 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:56:23 AM »

I'd only see an issue if they were constantly attacking others for their low brow interests. There is low art and high art and you can like and appreciate both.

magus · « **Reply #12837 on:** January 16, 2014, 09:30:17 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 16, 2014, 08:23:07 AM

magoose was right, this *is* a special fellow thing for him

Ehy it won bore worst thing of 2013 so as far i'm concerned i have dog blessing

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12838 on:** January 16, 2014, 09:42:53 AM »

You do NOT have dog blessing.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #12839 on:** January 16, 2014, 10:11:35 AM »

Art games have their place.

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