Really now.
My Steam copy of Titans Quest is hardlocked to German.
Which, frankly, sucks Hitlers tiny dried-up nuts.
One can replace a bunch of files and futz around in some configs to undo this, but it's a pain and Steam wants to repair the damage every now and then, meaning you have to tell Steam to piss off, which in turn disabled automagical updates for the game, which is terribly important for such an old antique. Still, it's annoying.
So, fuck that. I jumped on Impulse and grabbed TQ gold there for 2.50€ today because I'm rich like that.
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The impulse version, as it turns out, is hardlocked to English.
For some reason this tickles my funny bone. German humour, I guess.

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My gs is somewhere around 5300 IIRC. I'm just that awesome.