Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4276287 times)

Robo · « **Reply #10440 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:26:58 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on October 19, 2011, 08:39:27 AM

yesterday my girlfriend kicked a guy in the balls because he was being an over aggressive mosher.

fucking morons.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10441 on:** October 19, 2011, 12:51:04 PM »

I'm going to a Michael Jackson sing a long tonight

http://drafthouse.com/movies/action_pack_michael_jackson_sing-along/houston

Eric P · « **Reply #10442 on:** October 19, 2011, 03:00:14 PM »

it was a horrible shitty CMJ (annual music festival in nyc every year) showcase but the final band was Baltimore / Brooklyn / Sydney based electronic spazz act The Death Set performing their first two EPs. So basically a punk show. This guy was just being an absolute douche; slamming into people as hard as he could, just trying to hurt them.

Bebpo · « **Reply #10443 on:** October 19, 2011, 03:07:38 PM »

Kicking Balls

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10444 on:** October 19, 2011, 04:55:58 PM »

Hungarian sounds like Japanese.

T234 · « **Reply #10445 on:** October 19, 2011, 05:33:02 PM »

Black or Blonde, Wrath?

T234 · « **Reply #10446 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:29:08 PM »

MMm, black hash. I hear they keep the very best in the Middle East and the rest gets exported west and north.

Spencer: Here it's all dry-sift if you can get it.

Eric P · « **Reply #10447 on:** October 19, 2011, 08:05:15 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 19, 2011, 05:18:16 PM

Quote from: Eric P on October 19, 2011, 03:00:14 PM
This guy was just being an absolute douche; slamming into people as hard as he could, just trying to hurt them.
The '90s are back so soon

ugh, have you not heard of Yuck yet?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10448 on:** October 19, 2011, 08:18:26 PM »

Quote from: fomalhaut on October 18, 2011, 01:45:06 AM

woah EmCeeGrammar is at Bore? that dude is one of the funniest internetters i've ever seen

EmCeeGramr at GAF = Crushed who used to post here but is inactive.

EmCeeGrammar is a different person entirely.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10449 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:45:57 PM »

So yea, my (male) friend just sent me a text message: "no condom bj?"

I'm trying to figure out how this is possible; it seems very hard to send the wrong text to the wrong person since you just hit "reply." I haven't responded yet, gonna wait and see what happens $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10450 on:** October 20, 2011, 12:01:12 AM »

fyi, I'm pretty sure Mups is asking to receive a no condom bj, not the other way around.

chronovore · « **Reply #10451 on:** October 20, 2011, 12:36:31 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on October 19, 2011, 03:00:14 PM

it was a horrible shitty CMJ (annual music festival in nyc every year) showcase but the final band was Baltimore / Brooklyn / Sydney based electronic spazz act The Death Set performing their first two EPs. So basically a punk show. This guy was just being an absolute douche; slamming into people as hard as he could, just trying to hurt them.

Did that put him down, or were there additional follow-up blows required?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10452 on:** October 20, 2011, 06:33:21 AM »

My phone just lit up with 4G. That's cool, I wasn't aware we had 4g in Buffalo yet.

Just did a speed test and I have a faster upload speed than on my home connection, laff

Edit, back to 3g

Eric P · « **Reply #10453 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:42:25 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 20, 2011, 12:36:31 AM

Quote from: Eric P on October 19, 2011, 03:00:14 PM
it was a horrible shitty CMJ (annual music festival in nyc every year) showcase but the final band was Baltimore / Brooklyn / Sydney based electronic spazz act The Death Set performing their first two EPs. So basically a punk show. This guy was just being an absolute douche; slamming into people as hard as he could, just trying to hurt them.

Did that put him down, or were there additional follow-up blows required?

well he stopped so it worked

chronovore · « **Reply #10454 on:** October 20, 2011, 09:01:40 AM »

Did he mosh with his knees kept primly together after that?

Eric P · « **Reply #10455 on:** October 20, 2011, 09:13:23 AM »

well he stopped moshing altogether

chronovore · « **Reply #10456 on:** October 20, 2011, 09:20:28 AM »

Epic day today; I needed one, since I've been trying to plan productive days for my two at-home weekdays which started this month. This is only the second one I've managed, thanks to work and family obligations.

I got up, saw the kids off to school, and the wife off to work. Then spent half an hour working out to Zumba, since I've not been exercising enough. After that, I took off to a nearby seaside Starbucks and drew pictures for portfolio work for a couple hours. Came home, scanned portfolio pieces like a mad fiend until my family came back, threw together a curry for everyone, VIOLA!

Now I'm tired.

Quote from: Eric P on October 20, 2011, 09:13:23 AM

well he stopped moshing altogether

Well done!

Mupepe · « **Reply #10457 on:** October 20, 2011, 10:18:59 AM »

Last night I went to a Michael Jackson sing along with a friend and my wife. Man, that shit was fun. Everybody was laughing their ass off at the cheesy as videos and some of his awkward homo faces. We all got to spray each other with water during the way you make me feel and we got flashlights for during billie jean. Some kid got up and could do the billie jean dance. So much fun.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10458 on:** October 20, 2011, 10:45:27 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 20, 2011, 09:20:28 AM

Epic day today; I needed one, since I've been trying to plan productive days for my two at-home weekdays which started this month. This is only the second one I've managed, thanks to work and family obligations.

I got up, saw the kids off to school, and the wife off to work. Then spent half an hour working out to Zumba, since I've not been exercising enough. After that, I took off to a nearby seaside Starbucks and drew pictures for portfolio work for a couple hours. Came home, scanned portfolio pieces like a mad fiend until my family came back, threw together a curry for everyone, VIOLA!

So jealous. The only alone time I get is when everyone is sleeping. Any daytime aloneness is met with a 'honey-do' list.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10459 on:** October 20, 2011, 12:22:15 PM »

still no response text lol

Bebpo · « **Reply #10460 on:** October 20, 2011, 09:19:18 PM »

I hate working against liars, crooks, and greedy cheats

Boogie · « **Reply #10461 on:** October 20, 2011, 10:15:50 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 20, 2011, 09:19:18 PM

I hate working against liars, crooks, and greedy cheats

Well, you picked the right career, then, didn't you?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10462 on:** October 20, 2011, 10:19:00 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 20, 2011, 09:19:18 PM

I hate working against liars, crooks, and greedy cheats

Wait til you work for liars, crooks, and greedy cheats.

etiolate · « **Reply #10463 on:** October 20, 2011, 10:36:45 PM »

I've found living with people who don't speak english to not be that hard. The only time we must interact is when it comes to laundry use or kitchen use. So far we've just sort of mimed things out and it's been understood.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10464 on:** October 20, 2011, 11:22:56 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 20, 2011, 10:19:00 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on October 20, 2011, 09:19:18 PM
I hate working against liars, crooks, and greedy cheats

Wait til you work for liars, crooks, and greedy cheats.

It'll be cool once he becomes a liar, crook, and greedy cheat.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10465 on:** October 21, 2011, 02:10:31 PM »

Isn't the world supposed to end today? Anyone know what time? I'd like to beat the traffic rush home.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10466 on:** October 21, 2011, 02:17:49 PM »

So earlier today I left my wallet at my parents house. My grandma, who was visiting at the time, found it and rumbled through. You know how you can get debit cards that have various charities or organizations sponsored on them? Well mine has the American Diabetus Association on it.

A few hours later I check my phone and see she has called me 7 times, leaving multiple messages wondering whether I have diabetus. Then my aunt started calling asking the same thing.

Turns out when my grandma asked my dad if I had diabetus he was like "I guess so!" Moral of the story: trolling grandparents should be out of bounds, dudes

Mupepe · « **Reply #10467 on:** October 21, 2011, 02:36:13 PM »

I have a coworker who had his email account hacked a few weeks ago. His relatives and friends all got an email saying that he was kidnapped and he only had email access to communicate with the outside world and they needed to send wire money to Nigeria so that he would be released. He was here in the office when everyone started calling his cell phone. That shit was hilarious

Himu · « **Reply #10468 on:** October 21, 2011, 02:46:49 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #10469 on:** October 21, 2011, 05:05:55 PM »

FFFFUUUUUU

Just arrived at my parent's place to find an ambulance with flashing lights in the driveway. I knew my Dad was laying floor in the basement and hoping he just hurt with a power tool instead of having *gulp* keeled over and died. Had to park across the court and took a long slow surreal walk to their door.

Turns out it was parked in their driveway but was there for next door (they're in an attached townhouse).

I need a fucking drink.

Bebpo · « **Reply #10470 on:** October 21, 2011, 05:53:21 PM »

Wow, glad things turned out ok.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10471 on:** October 21, 2011, 08:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2011, 02:17:49 PM

So earlier today I left my wallet at my parents house. My grandma, who was visiting at the time, found it and rumbled through. You know how you can get debit cards that have various charities or organizations sponsored on them? Well mine has the American Diabetus Association on it.

A few hours later I check my phone and see she has called me 7 times, leaving multiple messages wondering whether I have diabetus. Then my aunt started calling asking the same thing.

Turns out when my grandma asked my dad if I had diabetus he was like "I guess so!" Moral of the story: trolling grandparents should be out of bounds, dudes

So did you ever give your friend a bareback bj or not?

Bebpo · « **Reply #10472 on:** October 21, 2011, 08:55:51 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 21, 2011, 08:43:51 PM

So at the AWESOM-O household, my sister has a friend visiting. He's this guy who she knew in college, and they're going to the wedding of a mutual friend tomorrow. He seems hopelessly in love with my sister, but also hopelessly friend-zoned. I feel for the guy. Anyway, he just did about 6 hours of yard work for my mom. It's amazing. I was going to eventually do that stuff over the next week or so (I do basically all the housework in lieu of paying rent while I'm preparing for grad school in the spring), but he just knocked it out all in one day.

Shame that he's absolutely, positively in the friend-zone, because this dude is way cooler than the last guy my sister dated.

That's because cool friendly dudes are the best friends and not what girls want to date! :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10473 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 21, 2011, 08:40:00 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2011, 02:17:49 PM
So earlier today I left my wallet at my parents house. My grandma, who was visiting at the time, found it and rumbled through. You know how you can get debit cards that have various charities or organizations sponsored on them? Well mine has the American Diabetus Association on it.

A few hours later I check my phone and see she has called me 7 times, leaving multiple messages wondering whether I have diabetus. Then my aunt started calling asking the same thing.

Turns out when my grandma asked my dad if I had diabetus he was like "I guess so!" Moral of the story: trolling grandparents should be out of bounds, dudes

So did you ever give your friend a bareback bj or not?

No response yet. I'm waiting; I know he knows he sent it to me by now lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10474 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:22:26 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 21, 2011, 08:43:51 PM

So at the AWESOM-O household, my sister has a friend visiting. He's this guy who she knew in college, and they're going to the wedding of a mutual friend tomorrow. He seems hopelessly in love with my sister, but also hopelessly friend-zoned. I feel for the guy. Anyway, he just did about 6 hours of yard work for my mom. It's amazing. I was going to eventually do that stuff over the next week or so (I do basically all the housework in lieu of paying rent while I'm preparing for grad school in the spring), but he just knocked it out all in one day.

Shame that he's absolutely, positively in the friend-zone, because this dude is way cooler than the last guy my sister dated.

smh. Your sister better at least let him put the tip in, it's only fair
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One time I spent 3 hours helping my best female friend's parents move. All I got in exchange was McDonalds

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10475 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:24:47 PM »

ya I would have expected her dad to at least given you a bbbj.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10476 on:** October 21, 2011, 10:05:34 PM »

Geez, PD, why you wanna make a big deal out this? He just wants to kick it with a dude, he ain't trying to marry one.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10477 on:** October 22, 2011, 01:40:20 AM »

spent the last two hours trying to figure out how to reduce graph-3-colouring to 3sat, still having figured it out :'(

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #10478 on:** October 22, 2011, 12:02:53 PM »

Yay, it's no longer hot and muggy in Florida!

Himu · « **Reply #10479 on:** October 22, 2011, 02:09:49 PM »

Holy shit, there is a red ass pimple on my nose and has been there for WEEKS. It darkened after a while and I was worried it left a scar, and now it's back and it's ALMOST my skin color (which is better than leaving a dark scar) but this thing is so embarrassing. I don't pop zits and I rarely get zits but fuck. I've been applying neutrogena acne care on it for a WEEK and still nothing. I accidentally popped it a bit once and it's full of blood. What to do?!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10480 on:** October 22, 2011, 02:44:20 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 22, 2011, 02:11:02 PM

Jesus christ you are a girl.

.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10481 on:** October 22, 2011, 02:49:21 PM »

That's the answer for you Hima. Just apply more make up. Women.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10482 on:** October 22, 2011, 03:15:07 PM »

Just wait it out Himumu. I had scars that are slowly disappearing.

Be glad you are not a woman.

Diunx · « **Reply #10483 on:** October 22, 2011, 04:12:13 PM »

I'm completly fagged can't wait to get out of here and get home.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10484 on:** October 22, 2011, 04:22:42 PM »

you're what?

T234 · « **Reply #10485 on:** October 22, 2011, 05:06:42 PM »

Good lord, old people talk way too much on the phone. I set the phone down 2 hours ago and picked it up just now and they're still talking.

Himu · « **Reply #10486 on:** October 22, 2011, 08:00:49 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 22, 2011, 02:11:02 PM

Jesus christ you are a girl.

bet you guys if wrath squeezes his nose, worms come out of his pores

Himu · « **Reply #10487 on:** October 22, 2011, 08:09:22 PM »

Wrath and PD in the future:

"Hey, at least I'm a man."

Robo · « **Reply #10488 on:** October 22, 2011, 09:12:56 PM »

That pizza looks horrible. Little Caesars?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10489 on:** October 22, 2011, 09:24:37 PM »

fomalhaut · « **Reply #10490 on:** October 23, 2011, 05:09:42 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on October 23, 2011, 04:49:28 AM

Broke out of a slump last night. It had been about four months. Was hanging out at sort of a mini house party, doing lots of drinking. Ended up with one of the girls who lived there. Awesome times. She had one of those vaginas that almost makes you a believer in intelligent design.

awesome, man

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10491 on:** October 23, 2011, 05:46:33 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on October 23, 2011, 05:43:52 AM

Small house parties is like the easiest way to get laid. At least it always used to work for me!

Definitely.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10492 on:** October 23, 2011, 07:34:19 AM »

Whine and hope for some coupons.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #10493 on:** October 23, 2011, 09:33:25 AM »

aw im really sorry man. poor little guy :'( its really hard when you want to help yr pet but the cost would just be too high. and it's 10x sadder when they're still so young :'( :'( :'( at least in his short life he got to have a lot of fun being a part of yr family, playing with you guys and being taken care of so well.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #10494 on:** October 23, 2011, 12:45:47 PM »

:'( :'( :'(

poor kitty

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10495 on:** October 23, 2011, 12:55:24 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #10496 on:** October 23, 2011, 12:57:28 PM »

Damn dude, I wish you and your cats well.

T234 · « **Reply #10497 on:** October 23, 2011, 03:55:55 PM »

:'( :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10498 on:** October 23, 2011, 04:02:40 PM »

I'm sorry dude

lennedsay · « **Reply #10499 on:** October 23, 2011, 05:33:23 PM »

:'( sorry bro..

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