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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10560 on: October 25, 2011, 01:42:04 PM »
was he black, white, asian, hispanic, got dammit that don't mean shit to me fuck your ethnicity
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10561 on: October 25, 2011, 01:44:56 PM »
Naw man, I'm just joking despite reiterating this fact.
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« Reply #10562 on: October 25, 2011, 02:24:50 PM »
I love the irony of Lager ribbing Himuro about STDs of all things.

Dry lips can be the result of just about anything.  The skin outbreak is more disconcerting, but you're not gonna know anything unt :lolil you get some blood work done.

You have no idea how funny I find this  :lol

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #10563 on: October 25, 2011, 05:16:21 PM »
I had super dry lips through much of the summer. It wound up giving me a whitish spot at the side of my lip, which looked almost like a cold sore. I started putting lotion on my lips which resulted in them being less dry, and after about a month the dryness ended.



And why didn't you want to use chapstick?

Looks like lipstick to me, not a fan
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #10564 on: October 25, 2011, 05:47:19 PM »
Okay, PD, that's just dumb. There's lip balm that doesn't come in a stick if that's truly your aversion to it. And it's all colorless unless your buying lip smackers or some shit.

I for one, am sick and tired of people deducing what is dumb and what isn't and how we should act and how we shouldn't, and what our hygiene should be and what it shouldn't be especially when their exposure to ashy lips is very slim at best, as if one person is one entity. My life story. It always comes off as thinly veiled personal hygiene insults to me, even if used jokingly.

Himuro has his thing, Father Mike has his thing, you have your thing, and I have my thing.

So the next time Van Cruncheon makes a post about Old Spice body wash I'm going to make fun of him for not using a wash cloth since he's white and that he's not really clean. And I'm going to drill this into his head every time he posts something that doesn't go against the hand lather status quo. Because you know, that's funny as shit and not obnoxious, right? But you see, notice how people only make these observations about chap stick as if they have certain expectations. And they'll try to convince you they're not elitist.

I have to deal with this shit as it is in real life, please stop bringing up my lips into online conversations on a nerd message board that stands as one of few institutions where I can feel comfortable "nerding out".
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10565 on: October 25, 2011, 05:51:24 PM »
 :lol  I love this meme.
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« Reply #10566 on: October 25, 2011, 07:07:06 PM »
:lol

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10567 on: October 25, 2011, 07:40:02 PM »
Sorry about your possible herpes, PD.

I found a recipe for Butterbeer that is just cream soda and butterscotch snapps.  I downed two pretty quickly because they were so tasty...  Big mistake....
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« Reply #10568 on: October 25, 2011, 08:00:10 PM »
Alright, back from the doc, and I had an infection. They drained it, injected it with medicine and gave me a prescription. Whew, weight off my shoulders. This is what happens when you have illicit sex, I hate feeling guilty.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10569 on: October 25, 2011, 08:35:03 PM »
so the infection was an std?

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #10570 on: October 25, 2011, 08:47:36 PM »
so the infection was an std?

No, it was just cancer.
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« Reply #10571 on: October 25, 2011, 09:16:37 PM »
Probably breast cancer.

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« Reply #10572 on: October 25, 2011, 11:40:18 PM »
A couple of pictures of a dog I got recently:


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« Reply #10573 on: October 26, 2011, 07:57:08 AM »
Phew. That was Gods/Allahs/Buddahs way of telling you not to suck dick.

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« Reply #10574 on: October 26, 2011, 02:51:31 PM »
Just got this email from one of my philo profs.

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I guess I should tell you why I was looking at your Student monitor.  We are putting you forward for our John Bateman Memorial Scholarship, which is awarded annually to a Philosophy student with the highest academic standing.   So you will get a letter about this.

 :D :D :D :D

Not sure if this means I get it or if I'm just being nominated though.
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« Reply #10575 on: October 26, 2011, 02:52:11 PM »
Awesome dog, T EXP.
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #10576 on: October 26, 2011, 03:05:50 PM »
Phew. That was Gods/Allahs/Buddahs/Richard Dawkins way of telling you not to suck dick.

Fixed.
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« Reply #10577 on: October 26, 2011, 03:09:46 PM »
Phew. That was Gods/Allahs/Buddahs/Richard Dawkins/the Park Rangers way of telling you not to suck dick.

Fixed.

Double fixed.
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« Reply #10578 on: October 26, 2011, 03:22:13 PM »
Just got this email from one of my philo profs.

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I guess I should tell you why I was looking at your Student monitor.  We are putting you forward for our John Bateman Memorial Scholarship, which is awarded annually to a Philosophy student with the highest academic standing.   So you will get a letter about this.

 :D :D :D :D

Not sure if this means I get it or if I'm just being nominated though.
Congrats dude!!

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« Reply #10579 on: October 26, 2011, 03:28:03 PM »
Hope you get some dough father :)

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« Reply #10580 on: October 26, 2011, 03:41:24 PM »
Although that dough won't get you laid.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10581 on: October 26, 2011, 04:51:03 PM »
My company is getting acquired by a fairly large other company who's looking to get involved in IT.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10582 on: October 26, 2011, 06:23:46 PM »
Saw a girl who I liked in in HS on the bus...I even actually attempted to ask her out once, in grade 10,...over msn.

Anyway tried to ignore that she was sitting across from me by staring intently at my book, she said hello, I said hello and then went back to staring at my book, cutting any conversation off.  :(

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10583 on: October 26, 2011, 06:28:36 PM »
if it was me in that situation, she wouldn't even have remembered me/known who i was.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10584 on: October 26, 2011, 06:37:44 PM »
Pretty sure she only remembers me because of what an embarrassment I was.  Count yourself lucky.

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« Reply #10585 on: October 26, 2011, 11:32:00 PM »
just heard that patrice o'neal had stroke

fuck.

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« Reply #10586 on: October 26, 2011, 11:41:09 PM »
Looks like I got that scholarship.  It's a $1000, and the prestige of being the top philo student :tophat

so going to buy this  http://www.harryrosen.com/eng/products/outerwear/cloth/double_breasted_military_jacket?61550122

or maybe these http://www.gravitypope.com/shoes/product/8645-ndc-bishops-fnt-

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« Reply #10587 on: October 26, 2011, 11:42:42 PM »
jesus christ man
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10589 on: October 26, 2011, 11:44:01 PM »
buying nice expensive clothes isn't going to make people like you more, arvie :(

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« Reply #10590 on: October 26, 2011, 11:45:03 PM »
buying nice expensive clothes isn't going to make people like you more, arvie :(

:lol

I bought clothes today, too:

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« Reply #10591 on: October 26, 2011, 11:47:34 PM »
buying nice expensive clothes isn't going to make people like you more, arvie :(

No but they let me like myself better, kind of like spending your money on expensive drugs.

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« Reply #10592 on: October 26, 2011, 11:50:44 PM »
i see that we are at an impasse

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« Reply #10593 on: October 26, 2011, 11:56:03 PM »
said the constipated queen.

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« Reply #10594 on: October 27, 2011, 03:00:41 AM »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10595 on: October 27, 2011, 07:50:54 AM »

I will never get an animal from a breeder again.

great idea; most of them are scum who dont know what theyre doing and just wany yr monies.  a rescue center is clearly the way to go because most of those animals are going to die soon anyway.
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« Reply #10596 on: October 27, 2011, 07:54:37 AM »
buying nice expensive clothes isn't going to make people like you more, arvie :(

No but they let me like myself better, kind of like spending your money on expensive drugs.

the thing is, its still totally possible to buy great-looking clothes at REASONABLE PRICES.  and i dont even mean going to the discount store; you CAN get new name-brand stuff for like $100-200 if you still wanted to be insane about yr spending habits.  yr grown now, youd be better off investing in a car and a place to live than UNBELIVABLY OVERPRICED clothes that are designed for millionaires.
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10597 on: October 27, 2011, 11:09:44 AM »
Pretty sure Arvie was just joking with those links.
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« Reply #10598 on: October 27, 2011, 11:24:59 AM »
Pretty sure Arvie was just joking with those links.
the third link, maybe.  The first two are his style though.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10599 on: October 27, 2011, 01:12:09 PM »
Wild Cat?
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #10600 on: October 27, 2011, 01:19:36 PM »
Pretty sure Arvie was just joking with those links.
the third link, maybe.  The first two are his style though.

I was joking with the second link as well.  Really going to get that coat though.  I need a new coat.

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« Reply #10601 on: October 27, 2011, 01:22:46 PM »
smh.
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Diunx

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« Reply #10602 on: October 27, 2011, 03:22:16 PM »
Started the Insanity workout program today...think I'm gonna throw up.
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10603 on: October 27, 2011, 03:39:31 PM »
Shit is haaaard for someone as out of shape as me!!! I haven't sweat like this since I was a teenager :hyper
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« Reply #10604 on: October 28, 2011, 02:43:23 PM »
26 and a half hour shift.

I am wiped.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10605 on: October 28, 2011, 02:44:48 PM »
Did you at least get to shoot any drug dealers?

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« Reply #10606 on: October 28, 2011, 02:46:09 PM »
Did you at least get to shoot any drug dealers?

 :ninja
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« Reply #10607 on: October 28, 2011, 07:56:47 PM »
Awesome dog, T EXP.

Thank you

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Señor Experiment that pup looks like quite the fun little dude. What's his/her name and breed please? It almost looks like a dachshund I had once. heart

He is a three year old dachshund.  He entertains my family and I on a constant basis.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10608 on: October 28, 2011, 10:55:11 PM »
Just got out of The Lion King play. Best part was an early elephant out of fucking nowhere from stage left and also Mufasa with machetes.

Pretty cool show
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« Reply #10609 on: October 28, 2011, 11:38:47 PM »

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« Reply #10610 on: October 28, 2011, 11:45:59 PM »
I didn't get a job I really wanted. Kinda bummed.

The bright side is, the job would have required me to move in a week or two, just pick up and bail for California and live without my wife and kids for half a year. I was willing to do it, but it would have been rough.

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« Reply #10611 on: October 28, 2011, 11:50:49 PM »
Just got out of The Lion King play. Best part was an early elephant out of fucking nowhere from stage left and also Mufasa with machetes.

Pretty cool show


How was the blow job?


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« Reply #10612 on: October 29, 2011, 12:11:54 AM »


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so their frames are consistent



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slowed down and starting radius at 1 instead of 5, yes you must see ever iteration

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« Reply #10613 on: October 30, 2011, 08:09:37 PM »
what the fuck are these colors
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« Reply #10614 on: October 31, 2011, 03:24:30 PM »
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Himu

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« Reply #10615 on: October 31, 2011, 03:27:19 PM »
FUBU still exists?! What's next, Tommy Hilfger?!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10616 on: October 31, 2011, 08:05:12 PM »
Somebody put cups in the chain link on an overpass that spells out "FOREVER ALONE" smh

A few years ago, someone did the same thing on the same overpass and it said "DISTURBING JIZ" which was way cooler.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10617 on: October 31, 2011, 08:29:37 PM »
Somebody put cups in the chain link on an overpass that spells out "FOREVER ALONE" smh

A few years ago, someone did the same thing on the same overpass and it said "DISTURBING JIZ" which was way cooler.

both better than the "RON PAUL 2012" i saw in west county the other day
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10618 on: October 31, 2011, 08:36:07 PM »
Now that is some disturbing jiz.  :yuck
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #10619 on: October 31, 2011, 08:47:02 PM »
lennedsay has never revealed her political affiliation. given your business background I'm gonna say you most appreciate the 999 plan, as it would make your job easier

Cain :bow
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