Okay, PD, that's just dumb. There's lip balm that doesn't come in a stick if that's truly your aversion to it. And it's all colorless unless your buying lip smackers or some shit.
I for one, am sick and tired of people deducing what is dumb and what isn't and how we should act and how we shouldn't, and what our hygiene should be and what it shouldn't be especially when their exposure to ashy lips is very slim at best, as if one person is one entity. My life story. It always comes off as thinly veiled personal hygiene insults to me, even if used jokingly.
Himuro has his thing, Father Mike has his thing, you have your thing, and I have my thing.
So the next time Van Cruncheon makes a post about Old Spice body wash I'm going to make fun of him for not using a wash cloth since he's white and that he's not really clean. And I'm going to drill this into his head every time he posts something that doesn't go against the hand lather status quo. Because you know, that's funny as shit and not obnoxious, right? But you see, notice how people only make these observations about chap stick as if they have certain expectations. And they'll try to convince you they're not elitist.
I have to deal with this shit as it is in real life, please stop bringing up my lips into online conversations on a nerd message board that stands as one of few institutions where I can feel comfortable "nerding out".
