Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[agrajag]

do they have salad at taco bell

[skullstorm]

So you're telling me I'm not worthy

[zomgee]

Journey starts with a single step

[benjipwns]

Journey starts with a single step

actually i think it's a self-titled album

[Raist]

I once went to a steak house and the waiter asked me if I wanted to "enjoy a salad" with my steak. I told him that no one "enjoys" salad. People "tolerate" salad.

Be muhrican brehs.

[naff]

it's unpractical because it's so hard to eat and you need to chew a lot

but the taste is excellent

slice thin and fry, or blanch that shit. imo, too bitter raw, blanched or sliced and fried it remains crunchy while being sweeter. p much how nearly all vegetables should be cooked. if u boil til they soft ur a pleb.

[naff]

I once went to a steak house and the waiter asked me if I wanted to "enjoy a salad" with my steak. I told him that no one "enjoys" salad. People "tolerate" salad.

  p corny joke. 2/5

[naff]

https://www.ottolenghi.co.uk/chargrilled-broccoli-with-chilli-and-garlic-shop

As he says, people go nuts for this shit. I have this, and you don't need to follow the method, frying these things w broccoli til lightly browned is nearly foolproof. If you have time slightly blanching then drying the brocolli first is a nice technique, but totally unnecessary.

[chronovore]

tbh salad is tolerable, coleslaw can go die

'slaw is also bad for diets, due to the mayo component.

[Corporal]

Broccoli are pretty damn good. When you cook them, they soak up sauce/gravy like nobody's business. Which is great.

Hated them as a kid, though. Until the day my dad convinced me they were actually tiny trees. Which somehow made them tasty.
...
I was an odd kid.

[agrajag]

if you guys think broccoli look cool, check out romanesco. it's fucking fractals in vegetable form

[Huff]

tbh salad is tolerable, coleslaw can go die

'slaw is also bad for diets, due to the mayo component.

vinegar based slaw 

[agrajag]

mayo

 

[etiolate]

tbh salad is tolerable, coleslaw can go die

'slaw is also bad for diets, due to the mayo component.

I think the problem with slaw would be the sugar.

[team filler]

dat amber alert

[Valkyrie]

Speaking of salads, holy fuck.
https://cafedelites.com/grilled-chicken-cobb-caesar-salad/

[hungrynoob]

you know what i think i could tolerate everything on that plate. especially advocado, tasty as fuck, but holy shit is it a chore to buy/store use on within the shitty time limit, and even prepping, ballsy butter.

[Corporal]

I'm pretty sure even only looking at a picture of that salad maxed out my daily allowed calorie intake.  :'(

[TVC15]

Fuck, I was born too late

He forced commune members to break their own legs with sledgehammers, to shoot each other in the shoulders, eating their own – and other’s – feces, insects and rats. He would nail children to a tree and force other children to throw rocks at them. He would forcibly remove teeth and nails. He would burn his followers by making them sit on lit stoves. He would cut off arms and legs without warning. He made them sit naked in the cold and whip and beat them. Nothing was too cruel a punishment.

However, Thériault’s pièce de résistance came when one of his followers complained of pain the abdomen. Thériault forced her to undress, laid her on the kitchen table, punched her in the stomach, performed an enema by shoving a tube up her rectum and filled her up with olive oil. Then he cut her stomach open, ripped out parts of her intestines with his bare hands, and he forced another member to stitch her up. Then, he shoved a tube down her throat and made the other women blow air into it. Unsurprisingly, the woman died the next day. Of course, Thériault as a prophet had the powers of resurrection. This resurrection consisted of drilling a hole in the dead woman’s skull and having every male member ejaculate into it. The woman remained dead.

[etiolate]

mmmm papaya salad

[Great Rumbler]

The woman remained dead.

I like that the write-up felt the need to point this out.

[TVC15]

Gabrielle had endured blow-torches held to her genitals, eight of her teeth taken out, and a hypodermic needle breaking off in her spine. She had tried to escape, but could not live without the cult and went back. Roch took this as a good reason to cut off one of her fingers, nail her hand to a table and amputate her entire arm. With a hunting knife. Of course, Gabrielle did not see this as enough reason to actually leave. It took Roch amputating parts of her breasts and smashing her head in with an axe for her to actually flee and contact the authorities.

[Great Rumbler]

How does it feel knowing that someone actually lived out your wildest fantasies but you never will because you don't have the religious death cult charisma to make it work?

[TVC15]

How does it feel knowing that someone actually lived out your wildest fantasies but you never will because you don't have the religious death cult charisma to make it work?

Well, I only post the good parts, but there’s a bad side as well. It was a Christian cult. There’s nothing more lame than Christianity and Christians, even though it’s somewhat amusing that he found Christians even dumber and more credulous than the already depressing average rate.

[chronovore]

tbh salad is tolerable, coleslaw can go die

'slaw is also bad for diets, due to the mayo component.

vinegar based slaw 

That's called sauerkraut.

[agrajag]

tbh salad is tolerable, coleslaw can go die

'slaw is also bad for diets, due to the mayo component.

vinegar based slaw 

That's called sauerkraut.

Sauerkraut doesn't have vinegar.

[skullstorm]

Every thread here seems to be full of food talk and I'm starting to get hungry.. nothing in the fridge 

[TVC15]

[eleuin]

dril was doxxed by tumblr

why is tumblr still a thing

[Corporal]

Speaking of recipes, anyone has something handy that could "recycle" crappy tomatoes? I bought a bunch and apparently only the one I taste-tested prior to purchase was yummy, the rest is bland watery crap. What are the odds.

Anyway. I'm thinking of cutting them up and putting them into a sauce, or slicing them for Ofenfisch, i.e. fish fillet or -pieces topped with random crap (tomato, cheese, breadcrumbs, butter, boiled carrots, whatever you can find really) and then baked in the oven.

At least the bread I got is ridiculously tasty. Bought it yesterday, and already half a loaf is missing.

[Joe Molotov]

He had a lot of fetishes. 

Yet one major factor counted against Brown. He wasn’t your run-of-the-mill pedophile, collecting photos of naked children. (In fact, he never showed much interest in having sex with minors.) Instead, he fantasized about killing kids and eating them. In the set of online chats that led to his arrest, Brown talked through elaborate daydreams of child cannibalism and imagined meals of “awesome tender toddler meat.” In one exchange Brown’s cyberpal envisaged torturing a little boy and said that “he would make a fine Easter feast.” Brown agreed: “Yes, his thighs and butt cheeks would be fantastic for easter.” At other times the chats touched on more disturbing questions of mechanics, like the best way to bind and kill a child. (“So, you’ll strangle or suffocate him?” asked the friend. “He would be toss-up between the two,” said Brown.)

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/08/ronald_brown_child_pornography_case_judge_adds_to_sentence_for_cannibalism.html

[Great Rumbler]

Wow, Joe just doxxed TVC. Not cool, man.

[Valkyrie]

Speaking of recipes, anyone has something handy that could "recycle" crappy tomatoes? I bought a bunch and apparently only the one I taste-tested prior to purchase was yummy, the rest is bland watery crap. What are the odds.

Anyway. I'm thinking of cutting them up and putting them into a sauce, or slicing them for Ofenfisch, i.e. fish fillet or -pieces topped with random crap (tomato, cheese, breadcrumbs, butter, boiled carrots, whatever you can find really) and then baked in the oven.

At least the bread I got is ridiculously tasty. Bought it yesterday, and already half a loaf is missing.

Not sure about specific recipes but I'd probably use them in a spaghetti sauce, or a tomato soup. I also love to put some macaroni and slices of boiled egg in my tomato soup.

[Raist]

So what are you guys up to, for earth's last day? If you're not aware, planet X is going to kill us all. Again.

[hungrynoob]

So what are you guys up to, for earth's last day? If you're not aware, planet X is going to kill us all. Again.

19/11?

[team filler]

That amos yee kid turned out to be a pedo 

[Atramental]

who? 

[team filler]

This dude lived in Singapore and was jailed for criticizing the Quran/Islam. He made a lot of YouTube videos on atheism, religion, etc. and his fans and others worked to get him freed from jail, move to the U.S., and get enough monthly Patreon donations to pay rent, etc.
So what does this dude do for his first video, now that he's all set up in America, totally free to say whatever he wants?

[Atramental]

[chronovore]

tbh salad is tolerable, coleslaw can go die

'slaw is also bad for diets, due to the mayo component.

vinegar based slaw 

That's called sauerkraut.

Sauerkraut doesn't have vinegar.

Mind-blown.gif

 My parents used to make it growing up, but I never participated. I always assume the sourness had to come from vinegar. Turns out it’s lactic acid, Ha? Wikipedia also taught me this interesting factoid:

The word "Kraut", derived from this food, is a derogatory term for the German people. During World War I, due to concerns the American public would reject a product with a German name, American sauerkraut makers relabeled their product as "Liberty cabbage" for the duration of the war.

[I'm a Puppy!]

[hungrynoob]

i was reading this

https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/visualstudio/2017/11/21/announcing-language-server-protocol-preview-release/

then i saw who posted it

omg she's so cute

i feel like this is a struggle cuz i'd actually be able to focus on the article instead, if i had a girlfriend

are you satire or not.

[Joe Molotov]

This dude lived in Singapore and was jailed for criticizing the Quran/Islam. He made a lot of YouTube videos on atheism, religion, etc. and his fans and others worked to get him freed from jail, move to the U.S., and get enough monthly Patreon donations to pay rent, etc.
So what does this dude do for his first video, now that he's all set up in America, totally free to say whatever he wants?

Most popular counterarguments rebutted:

1. Children can't consent to sexual acts - Refuted at 7:15 (plus 100s of anecdotes online of children indeed consenting to sexual acts)

(Parent lures child with candy, kid comes over and then touches parent's face. That's perfectly fine based on society, parents do it all the time. Yet it's inappropriate if instead of the face, the child touches the dick instead. There should not be a difference just because the latter case is 'sexual', nobody was harmed, everyone had fun.)

Adult takes out dick. Child nods with adult interpreting as that approval. Adult sticks it in, hurts the child, child screams, pubic parts permanently destroyed, traumatised for life. Not true consent, that I’d consider rape and adult should be punished.

Adult takes out dick, child once again shows consent. Adult sticks it in, child enjoys it. This interaction is perfectly fine and should be allowed.

Adult takes out dick, child shows consent, they have sex. Both enjoyed it, nobody was harmed. 10 years later child forgets the incident but later Mother reminds child that yes you did have sex at like 5 years old. 15 year old child is absolutely shocked, wants to charge the adult for rape. Well the adult should not be charged for raped because the child consented and enjoyed it at that time. So though child regrets decision at 5, adult did not rape.

what on earth 

[Joe Molotov]

Yee also identifies himself as a feminist.[39]

 

[benjipwns]

Mind-blown.gif

 My parents used to make it growing up, but I never participated. I always assume the sourness had to come from vinegar. Turns out it’s lactic acid, Ha? Wikipedia also taught me this interesting factoid:

The word "Kraut", derived from this food, is a derogatory term for the German people. During World War I, due to concerns the American public would reject a product with a German name, American sauerkraut makers relabeled their product as "Liberty cabbage" for the duration of the war.

I call it liberty cabbage whenever I can.

My favorite renaming of that period was they called German measles (rubella) "liberty measles" because sure, let's make that have a more positive association?

[team filler]

Yee also identifies himself as a feminist.[39]

 

feminism rears its ugly head yet again

[Valkyrie]

omg she's so cute

i feel like this is a struggle cuz i'd actually be able to focus on the article instead, if i had a girlfriend

People don't stop finding others attractive just because they're dating someone! It's natural to look, or even stare. Especially girls with their boobs out. It's the same as watching porn when in a relationship, doesn't mean you're gonna cheat or whatever.

[toku]

i keep dreaming about having fake teeth that i can just pull out and i think it's because i grind them a lot

[hungrynoob]

im not so big on dream interpretation. But teeth falling out has been apparently linked to stress/anxiety.

[Rahxephon91]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_castration

This seems very useful to me.

[Rahxephon91]

Well I doubt VR porn simulates everything, but I'm just looking to not be bothered by this stuff.

[shosta]

i keep dreaming about having fake teeth that i can just pull out and i think it's because i grind them a lot

Do you have jaw issues from it?

[Corporal]

Toku, I'm sure the only way out of this conundrum is to dream about being a shark. That way, you can pull out as many teeth as you like and they will all grow back. Plus, I'm sure dreaming about being a shark is some sort of alpha shit that makes you a manly man or womanly woman.

So yeah, time to condition yourself to be a shark. Start by biting random people. It's the only way. They are prey. You are a predator. Consume their flesh.

Remember, bite, then shake your head so you can saw through their tender and delicious meats.

#Forumadvice

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Get one of them anti grinding thingamabops you can put in your mouth before sleeping. Don't wait until you've destroyed your teeth.

Also, try to deal with whatever source of stress is causing this. It's bad for your health to be so stressed. Best of luck.

[close]

[desert punk]

It'll distract you from the pain while you're at it?

[Valkyrie]

It only sometimes work if the headache isn't too present. Otherwise it'll just make it a lot worse. lol

[Reb]

smh, dufus is even bad at masturbation

[agrajag]

It'll distract you from the pain while you're at it?

head throbbing

i see what u did there

[CatsCatsCats]

It’s the orgasm and the release of dopamine that helps, not the act


Weed, wank, water, shower, nap = best hang over cure

[toku]

you have to be careful though, the hangover fap can be disastrous

[I'm a Puppy!]

My wife's Idaho Conservative Mormon Friend's son is doing a project in high school about immigration and asked to interview me about my immigration experience.   Poor boy is going to get an in depth education about immigration that will blow his "build a wall" mind