Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3441542 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #33600 on:** July 07, 2019, 01:31:32 PM »

The Dutch team lost the big soccer match.

No wonder, the USA #wins so much it is almost impossible to beat. Not to mention an all you can eat burger fest with POTUS makes every team go beyond their power limit.

agrajag · « **Reply #33601 on:** July 07, 2019, 02:25:12 PM »

on yo feet!

Potato · « **Reply #33602 on:** July 07, 2019, 10:26:26 PM »

Posting on the bore while waiting to into a job interview. Should I mention to them that I post on a known hate site?

team filler · « **Reply #33603 on:** July 09, 2019, 01:34:52 PM »

nintex is brown

agrajag · « **Reply #33604 on:** July 09, 2019, 02:00:42 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 09, 2019, 01:34:52 PM

nintex is brown

what's MMaRsu, I'm tryna see somethin'

team filler · « **Reply #33605 on:** July 09, 2019, 05:16:18 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #33606 on:** July 09, 2019, 08:07:13 PM »

"fags im durnt"---mooseheadgreen

Mollys Fruity Loops · « **Reply #33607 on:** July 10, 2019, 04:19:01 PM »

camera shutter speed matches helicopter`s rotor

bork · « **Reply #33608 on:** July 10, 2019, 11:27:21 PM »

Recent fun times at work:

Story #1 just happened to a co-worker. Am not sure if there were any phone calls; I saw his notes and the email exchange. It went like this:

Her: I'm working from home and can't get onto the VPN! It says my ID or password is incorrect!
Him: No locks on your account and no recent password changes. Your remote access credentials are also OK.
Her: Well why can't I get in?!
Him: What's the user name that you're using to login with?
Her: ASMITH (not her real name!

)
Him: It should be "SMITHA."
Her: NO IT'S NOT. IT'S "ASMITH." I'VE BEEN USING THAT SINCE I STARTED HERE!

He notes that he checked all of her information including the user name assigned when she was hired. It has always been "SMITHA." He then relays this to her as best as he can.

Her: We'll have to agree to disagree then.

Him: Can you try that user name?
Her: I just tried it and it worked. I want you to find out why my user name was changed like this.
Him: OK.

He does what she asks and has her account checked. And unsurprisingly, it is again confirmed that her user name has been the same one since she started. Maybe she was drunk or something- this happened in the evening.

Story #2 happened a month or so back to me. It was the same lady as this amazing call from last year:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34032.msg2420239#msg2420239

Quote from: bork on April 27, 2018, 03:03:30 PM

Amazing phone call I just got at work. Call of the year.

Her: I need to dial a conference line, but it doesn't work! It just takes me to an 888 number! It's supposed to be an 800 number!!!!!!!
Me: OK, did you dial a 1 before the number or a 9?
Her: ONE.
Me: Try 9.
Her: THAT DOESN'T WORK EITHER!!!!!!
Me: Is this an internal conference line, like something generated from the conference software, or an outside line?
Her: IT'S OUTSIDE. IT'S SUPPOSED BE ANOTHER FIRM!!
Me: OK, let me try the number.
...
I call the number and it doesn't redirect to anything. Instead it goes to an automated phone menu for a sex chatline.

Me: Uh...this is going to an adult chatline.
Her: I KNOW!!! I GET THAT TOO!!! WHY DOES IT KEEP DOING THAT!?!? I NEED TO CALL THAT FIRM ASAP!!
Me: There's nothing we can do. There's no problem with the number. It's either incorrect or no longer in service for that company.
Her: OK THANKS *hangs up*
Me:

Something I didn't mention in that post is that this woman is angry- All. Of. The. Time. At everything. Anyway, onto the call:

Her: I need to access some kind of "network drive link." What is that and how do I get to it?

Me: Which office is it for?
Her: I DON'T KNOW THAT. SOMEONE SENT ME A LINK TO THE DRIVE. I JUST NEED TO GET TO IT.

Me: ....OK, do you have the email with the link?
Her: YES.
Me: Let me take a look...
Her: SEE? I CLICK ON THIS LINK AND IT DOESN'T WORK. THIS IS SO STUPID!!!!!

Me: The link that they sent you was not set up correctly. But that's OK, I see where it's supposed to go. I'll map it for you.
Her: MAP!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? I JUST NEED TO GET TO THIS LINK!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ANYWAY??

Me: We have a number of different network drives used in each office location. People can store files on them and share them with each other.
Her: WHY WOULD ANYONE USE THAT WHEN WE HAVE [Document Management System]?!?!!?

Me: (Remaining very calm but still not believing I have to explain this) Some people prefer to use these drives to store files on. In a lot of cases--
Her: THAT'S SO STUPID. WHY DO TH--
Me: --the files they are storing there are very large and won't work with the DMS. They also might be a file type it doesn't support.
Her: WELL I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE "NETWORK DRIVES." WHO USES THESE THINGS?!

Me:

Me: Everyone. They are used all the time to store files.
Her: I HAVE NEVER USED IT EVER. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE TO GO AND WHICH ONE TO ACCESS?!

Me: When someone creates a folder and puts files into it, they will share the link with you or tell you where it is.
Her: BUT WHAT IF I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO THERE?!? YOU SAID THERE'S LOTS OF THEM!!!!!!!

Me: You give us a call or email us and we can assist you. That's what we're here for.

Her:

I finally get a chance to map the drive, show her how to go to it, and then listen to her rant about how dumb this is and blah blah blah SUPER-ANGRY for another few minutes before she just hangs up.

team filler · « **Reply #33609 on:** July 11, 2019, 12:22:06 AM »

when the word filter so dumb even the mods start circumventing it

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33610 on:** July 11, 2019, 01:01:57 AM »

Without being specific, can you say what rank/department the sex chatline client was in?

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #33611 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:35:39 AM »

bork, your work stories give me life

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33612 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:20:02 AM »

I feel bad for anybody whose job is to have to deal with other people.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33613 on:** July 11, 2019, 08:29:26 PM »

Going to binge beer, pot, and fast and furious tonight.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33614 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:39:32 PM »

Gal Gadot: You're not one of those boys that like cars more than women?
Vin: I can appreciate a body regardless of the make

Didn't realize how forward-thinking F&F was in terms of sexuality.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33615 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:13:18 PM »

Paul Walker is like a giant kid in fast 5. I love it. When Vin is like 'and we need two fast drivers with nerves of steel' and Paul is like 'You know we got that'

toku · « **Reply #33616 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:20:37 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33617 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:26:21 PM »

Also, Han and Gal Gadot is the best love story in American cinema.

Also, I'm pretty sure she is supposed to be Hispanic in fast 4 but Isreali in fast 5.

bork · « **Reply #33618 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:28:54 PM »

Han Seoul-Oh >>>> Han Solo

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33619 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:33:26 PM »

Like every time Vin does something cool Paul gets this face like 'that's my big bro'!

toku · « **Reply #33620 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:36:35 PM »

Quote from: bork on July 11, 2019, 11:28:54 PM

Han Seoul-Oh >>>> Han Solo

(Image removed from quote.)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33621 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:00:27 AM »

O ya the Rock and Vin just became friends; true story, I felt bad when I heard they didn't like eachother IRL.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33622 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:01:36 AM »

Also never noticed that Vince, the dude that gets his arm wrecked in 1, has a fake Nazi tat in 5.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33623 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:19:46 AM »

Fast 5 is legitimately one of the best action movies ever.

Kara · « **Reply #33624 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:21:14 AM »

Tokyo Drift Han is the biggest mood.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33625 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:24:25 AM »

"I thought you wanted to go to Tokyo"
"We'll get there. Eventually."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33626 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:40:58 AM »

By fast 10, I hope Vin is married to both Letty and the Brazilain chick.

toku · « **Reply #33627 on:** July 12, 2019, 01:15:58 AM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on July 12, 2019, 12:19:46 AM

Fast 5 is legitimately one of the best action movies ever.

It and TD are probably my favorite. I don't think the fourth gets enough mention. There's some bad cgi but it's solid. 6 is good, 7 is solid. 8 sucks and not in the fun way that 2 sucks. 8 is really bad. New xXx levels bad but even less fun than that somehow because at least it's not trying to be serious. 8 is really lifeless.

For what Lin has done for the franchise he should never have trouble finding work in hollywood.

BikeJesus · « **Reply #33628 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:14:08 AM »

So I just witnessed some guy get his ass kicked by another guy after a bicycle/vehicle dispute. Both seemed drunk, and I could see something was going to go down so I stopped my bike and started recording on my phone. I intervened and broke it up when then one guy got his face punched in a bit, but after when they were separated and just talking shit, all I could do was film the idiocy and yell out 'WorldStar!' a few times. Cops showed up and sorted it all out and took statements.

VomKriege · « **Reply #33629 on:** July 12, 2019, 03:09:37 AM »

You really are the Bike Jesus.

Himu · « **Reply #33630 on:** July 12, 2019, 03:13:34 AM »

Han is hot and Fast series is my favorite action franchise

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33631 on:** July 12, 2019, 08:04:42 PM »

"The thing about street fights? The street always wins" *brings down a parking garage with a stomp
Then proceeds to fly his car unnecessarily into a helicopter and misses
Is dead, 30 seconds of CPR do nothing but Letti telling him to remember and a two-minute flashback do - also he could have been faking, it's unclear.

That's like 7 minutes of movie

TVC15 · « **Reply #33632 on:** July 12, 2019, 08:08:10 PM »

I like 8 much more than 7. They should have had the balls to kill Paul Walker on screen.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33633 on:** July 12, 2019, 08:18:28 PM »

6 is a great sequel to 5. I liked 7 a lot more than when I first saw it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33634 on:** July 12, 2019, 08:50:33 PM »

Is a bunch of white teenage girls doing Haka cultural appropriation or just a good movie?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33635 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:23:26 PM »

8 isn't bad all the time but it doesn't work well. I also completely forgot the plot other than dom being on the bad team.

Hope they bring back Han and Gal for 9. It would be easy to do, we never see her die die just fall off the plane and Mr Nobody could have faked Han's death. Then we can have a spin off with the two of them.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33636 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:29:32 PM »

Also, the Rock catches a 2-meter long torpedo with his hand and pushes it so it targets a car. That was a good moment.

Kara · « **Reply #33637 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:26:29 PM »

Kalamata?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33638 on:** July 13, 2019, 08:41:42 PM »

Metroidvetrano

agrajag · « **Reply #33639 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:17:38 AM »

watching a docu about Lenin on Youtube. Last time I studied Russian revolutionary history was in 3rd or 5th grade, guess it's time to brush up a bit. For a Russian, I know embarrassingly little about Russia's history.

shosta · « **Reply #33640 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:20:27 AM »

I was reading more about the Russian Civil War last night, incidentally, and it's one of the few subjects that makes my stomach sick. Kronstadt

agrajag · « **Reply #33641 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:24:19 AM »

There were bastards on all sides in the revolutionary war.

I did go to the Mausoleum and looked at the embalmed corpse of Lenin tho.

shosta · « **Reply #33642 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:26:27 AM »

The Socialist Revolutionaries were going to continue the war. What else was Lenin supposed to do?

Kara · « **Reply #33643 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:32:37 AM »

In the second grade we had to do a biography on a historical figure and give a presentation in character. I chose Peter the Great.

agrajag · « **Reply #33644 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:33:49 AM »

the people of Kronstadt were right.

agrajag · « **Reply #33645 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:37:55 AM »

Quote from: Kara on July 14, 2019, 03:32:37 AM

In the second grade we had to do a biography on a historical figure and give a presentation in character. I chose Peter the Great.

Ah, Peter the Great, he's like the Russian George Washington.

Kara · « **Reply #33646 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:49:57 AM »

I rented a George Washington costume for my presentation.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33647 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:47:19 AM »

And you've had a fetish ever since.

Kara · « **Reply #33648 on:** July 14, 2019, 01:47:23 PM »

I do think chicks in bicornes are p. hot.

Sadly I never studied at Ecole Polytechnique.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33649 on:** July 14, 2019, 03:02:21 PM »

You ever notice when you’re having trouble peeing, playing with your nipples, like, turns on the spout down there. It’s almost automatic.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33650 on:** July 14, 2019, 04:08:39 PM »

No but I’m going to try it now so either way great post

agrajag · « **Reply #33651 on:** July 14, 2019, 04:14:42 PM »

having trouble peeing may be a sign of an enlarged prostate, TvC

TVC15 · « **Reply #33652 on:** July 14, 2019, 04:24:00 PM »

Mmm, that means more surface area to stimulate.

agrajag · « **Reply #33653 on:** July 15, 2019, 01:18:47 AM »

it just tastes like cocktail sauce

agrajag · « **Reply #33654 on:** July 15, 2019, 01:41:59 AM »

lol yeah, the graininess is because it has solid ingredients, they taste similar to me because they both taste like ketchup. The Shark Sriracha I've had does not have enough heat to be used as a hot condiment imo

BisMarckie · « **Reply #33655 on:** July 17, 2019, 08:42:31 AM »

The internet‘s love affair with sriracha the last 5 or so years is embarassing.

Trash tier condiment.

Kara · « **Reply #33656 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:03:02 PM »

Californian cultural imperialism ruining the world.

VomKriege · « **Reply #33657 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:05:35 PM »

Srichacha is fine. Don't @ me.

agrajag · « **Reply #33658 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:38:37 PM »

I like Cholula

agrajag · « **Reply #33659 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:56:18 PM »

Cholula is hotter than Shark Sriracha breh

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