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agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33720 on: July 26, 2019, 06:11:23 PM »
spambots don't post gay careposts

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33721 on: July 26, 2019, 06:18:48 PM »
Missed it, what’d it say?

Kara

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33722 on: July 26, 2019, 06:21:40 PM »
Missed it, what’d it say?

It was a Gone Wild Stories post about a woman getting kissed by a strange man in a library then going home and having hot sex with her husbando.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33723 on: July 26, 2019, 06:23:07 PM »
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BisMarckie

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33724 on: July 26, 2019, 06:54:55 PM »
Missed it, what’d it say?

It was a Gone Wild Stories post about a woman getting kissed by a strange man in a library then going home and having hot sex with her husbando.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33726 on: July 26, 2019, 08:49:10 PM »
Missed it, what’d it say?

It was a Gone Wild Stories post about a woman getting kissed by a strange man in a library then going home and having hot sex with her husbando.

Sounds like the crap Bernie would’ve written back when he was writing porno stories about women actually wanting to get raped.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33727 on: July 26, 2019, 09:55:59 PM »
but my joke

was a guaranteed filler like at minimum

That’s why I had to delete it.
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shosta

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33728 on: July 27, 2019, 11:17:11 PM »
tell her she don't have to shave for no man :smug
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33729 on: July 30, 2019, 05:02:40 PM »
Ate at a modest and unassuming Lebanese restaurant. It was good though maybe not the best I had (no poultry livers :( ) but the guy doing the cooking & service all on his own (!) was incredibly nice, asked us if we were first-time customers, added a couple of bonus mezzés, three small desserts and some mint tea all free of charge. A sticker at the counter seemed to suggest the guy worked at or for the Arab World Institute in Paris at some point in the past (it's not completely far fetched, they have a cantina for employees that they outsourced to Noura, the biggest Lebanese restaurant/deli franchise in town).
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agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33730 on: July 31, 2019, 12:59:46 AM »
black sesame flavored milkshakes are p good
« Last Edit: July 31, 2019, 01:16:24 AM by agrajag »

Kara

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33731 on: July 31, 2019, 02:24:17 AM »
Weeb communard is moving out. :uguu

No more nights coming home and hearing anime from the kitchen while she's cooking. :expert

No more of her not wearing pants around the house. :bowsette

See you space cowboy. :japancry

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33732 on: July 31, 2019, 02:25:25 AM »
is she cute?
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33733 on: July 31, 2019, 02:37:53 AM »
edit: why would I ever post this
« Last Edit: July 31, 2019, 02:59:24 AM by shosta »
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Kara

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33734 on: July 31, 2019, 03:17:38 AM »
is she cute?

ACAB - all communards are beautiful :checkit

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33735 on: July 31, 2019, 09:55:23 AM »
What a great way to feel like a total idiot, watch a video on how to fold a fitted sheet and try to follow the instructions  :doge

I had to watch three different videos and all of them several times and pausing every few seconds and still I was like WHAT. Eventually I got it but the next time I need to do it it's the same thing again, spend 15 minutes watching the videos and getting tangled up in a goddamn sheet over and over again. It's been a struggle for years and I'll never learn no matter how many videos I watch :goldberg

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33736 on: July 31, 2019, 11:59:05 AM »
Weeb communard is moving out. :uguu

No more nights coming home and hearing anime from the kitchen while she's cooking. :expert

No more of her not wearing pants around the house. :bowsette

See you space cowboy. :japancry

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33737 on: July 31, 2019, 01:56:07 PM »
This happened when I was going home yesterday- was in the far left lane and came to an intersection.  Two cars in front of me were both wanting to go to the left and were waiting for people to cross that street.  Suddenly, honking starts.

There's a guy, standing in the street, just a few steps away from the sidewalk, but still in the crosswalk enough that the cars couldn't go around him.  He's just standing there, holding a coffee.  He kind of looked like this:
:donot

The guy takes a big, dramatic swig of his coffee and continues to stand there.  Then he does it again.  And again.  Then he peers inside the hole on the lid to see if there's any left and does it again. 

At this point, there's a line of cars behind me and everyone is honking.  The guy finally stops drinking his coffee, looks back at the car in the front of the line, and gives a big, smug smile.
:smug

Then he steps onto the sidewalk and joins a group of people who were waiting for him, giving them all the same big smug grin.  All of their faces looked like this:
 :beli :comeon :gurl :dayum :what :iface

Couldn't tell if the car in the front did something to make him do that or if he was just being some smug douchebag who thought that would be funny.   
:idont
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VomKriege

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33738 on: July 31, 2019, 04:44:25 PM »
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brawndolicious

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33739 on: August 02, 2019, 01:57:02 AM »
I don't....exactly have a job.

I have no regular duties that I am responsible for. I just pick up tasks as they come in the pipeline. Every time I email off a solution, I have to acknowledge, using my professional vocab, the competence and guidance of anyone remotely involved. I only say a simple thank you if somebody is a lazy piece of shit.

There's absolutely no pride or shame in anything.

And I think most mid-level people in any sizable company are the exact same way. Adulthood is fuckin' gross.

agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33740 on: August 02, 2019, 01:10:37 PM »
Just popped my head into the  :trash thread, and people are arguing about which one of them is more triggered.

 :sistine

But that's none of my business

 :kermit

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33741 on: August 02, 2019, 03:59:23 PM »
recently my likes have come under fire for being too available  ::) too inclusive   :-[

to that I say, are likes truly revolutionary if they are not available to the masses  8)
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33742 on: August 02, 2019, 04:29:15 PM »
I'm on the right side of like history  :pimp
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33743 on: August 02, 2019, 05:07:40 PM »
like others like you would like to be liked  :heart
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agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33744 on: August 02, 2019, 05:10:51 PM »
I am ok with the filler like dividend  8)

EightBitNate

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33745 on: August 02, 2019, 05:20:15 PM »
I know that when I’ve posted something shitty/unfunny (99% of my posts), a filler like will come to bail me out. Thank you for that.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2019, 11:04:58 PM by EightBitNate »

agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33746 on: August 02, 2019, 05:28:00 PM »
filler likes my problematic posts which validates my behavior and incentivizes me to continue  :-[

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33747 on: August 03, 2019, 10:30:37 PM »
It scares me how completely okay I am with not doing anything all weekend.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33748 on: August 04, 2019, 02:45:32 AM »
Making amends with enemies, treating life like the game of Risk :esports

VomKriege

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33749 on: August 04, 2019, 05:00:52 AM »
Just learnt through my ex that an acquaintance in social circles I don't really interact with anymore has just been entered into a mental health facility. It started a year or so ago when he aggressively pursued and harassed another acquaintance (he's married with children BTW) and it devolved into maniacal bouts / megalomania.

I'm pretty far removed but it's still sobering to think about all that.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33750 on: August 04, 2019, 01:42:29 PM »
Just learnt through my ex that an acquaintance in social circles I don't really interact with anymore has just been entered into a mental health facility. It started a year or so ago when he aggressively pursued and harassed another acquaintance (he's married with children BTW) and it devolved into maniacal bouts / megalomania.

I'm pretty far removed but it's still sobering to think about all that.
:thinking :o
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VomKriege

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33751 on: August 04, 2019, 01:49:31 PM »
Aren't we all gays here ?
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33752 on: August 04, 2019, 01:58:53 PM »
I thought you were in love with the japanese bitch in your avatar  :bolo
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33753 on: August 04, 2019, 02:03:33 PM »
Making amends with enemies, treating life like the game of Risk :esports
Oh hey, was wondering where you went. I struggled to remember your name, but I did think of you. How does it feel? 8)

VomKriege

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33754 on: August 04, 2019, 04:33:36 PM »
Making amends with enemies, treating life like the game of Risk :esports

Really long, with everyone trying to control Kamchatka and left inconclusive ?
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33755 on: August 04, 2019, 04:44:58 PM »
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agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33757 on: August 04, 2019, 04:48:37 PM »
Making amends with enemies, treating life like the game of Risk :esports

Really long, with everyone trying to control Kamchatka and left inconclusive ?

Ukraine is weak, it's a sitting duck

TVC15

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33758 on: August 04, 2019, 06:07:38 PM »
Hobbs and Shaw was fun, but it was a weak entry for the franchise. The plot was even more half-assed and there were zero memorable action scenes. It’s mostly just fistfight scenes similar to what we’ve seen a zillion times before. The Rock and Statham are the only things making this movie fun, and luckily they’re on screen most of the time. Elba is completely wasted. Not memorable at all, no badass moments.

Poops this was supposed to go in the movie thread, but an iOS beta bug made me click the wrong thread. How’s that for random?
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Tripon

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33759 on: August 04, 2019, 07:16:49 PM »
Every couple of years, I get an odd dream where I post something on a random image board and then I frantically try to edit it when it gets blow back. The last time it was about posting on resetera. I feel ashamed. Totally a  :brain :brain :brain :brain :brain :brain :brain :brain :brain :brain moment for me.

toku

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33760 on: August 06, 2019, 05:58:03 PM »
sometimes the little things are everything

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« Reply #33761 on: August 06, 2019, 07:05:21 PM »
ever catch a mosquito or a fly with one hand and feel like a fucking GOD?

Single-handed is the best way to catch mosquito. Two hand inevitably shifts too much air and they're shunted out of the way of CERTAIN DOOM!

agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33762 on: August 07, 2019, 01:43:39 PM »
Tfw when you notice days later that autocorrect destroyed your post

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33763 on: August 07, 2019, 10:40:31 PM »
Tfw you don't care that autocorrect destroyed agrajag's post
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nudemacusers

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33764 on: August 07, 2019, 10:42:24 PM »
Tfw u don’t care :fbm
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33765 on: August 08, 2019, 02:18:02 AM »
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skullstorm

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33766 on: August 08, 2019, 12:32:38 PM »
I found a super tiny snail in my pack of berries and it's raining so I don't want to take it outside yet so it's just hanging out in a little plastic box and I'm thinking maybe I should keep it for a few days  :doge It's so tiny and its shell is translucent  :-[

agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33767 on: August 08, 2019, 01:12:05 PM »
feed it to Great Rumbler

skullstorm

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33768 on: August 08, 2019, 01:43:06 PM »
What if it's poisonous?

agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33769 on: August 08, 2019, 01:56:05 PM »

Valkyrie

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33770 on: August 08, 2019, 05:03:30 PM »
Hi friends.

Sorry for being MIA for 2 months, if noticed. Haven't had the greatest time lately.
Just trying to work on myself while keeping my irl shit together.

How are you all?

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33771 on: August 08, 2019, 05:04:56 PM »
 :heart :heartbeat :heart
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33772 on: August 08, 2019, 05:06:30 PM »
Hi friends.

Sorry for being MIA for 2 months, if noticed. Haven't had the greatest time lately.
Just trying to work on myself while keeping my irl shit together.

How are you all?
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46457.0
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shosta

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33773 on: August 08, 2019, 05:12:33 PM »
This forum really isn't the same without Valkyrie :uguu
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agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33774 on: August 08, 2019, 05:26:27 PM »
Hi friends.

Sorry for being MIA for 2 months, if noticed. Haven't had the greatest time lately.
Just trying to work on myself while keeping my irl shit together.

How are you all?

we stalk senior citizens now

Valkyrie

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33775 on: August 08, 2019, 05:57:02 PM »
You guys are sweet.

Any cute seniors you've stalked recently?

shosta

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33776 on: August 08, 2019, 06:00:58 PM »
Roitus is like 55 iirc
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agrajag

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33777 on: August 08, 2019, 08:25:41 PM »
Sophie is like the kindest, nicest person who we don't deserve

 :uguu

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33778 on: August 08, 2019, 08:41:11 PM »
You guys are sweet.

Any cute seniors you've stalked recently?
just you, abuela  :-[
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33779 on: August 08, 2019, 09:01:50 PM »
tfw you realize this is also a senior forum  :stahp
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