Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[CatsCatsCats]

Good dog 🥰

[Mr Gilhaney]

prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help

[Nintex]

prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help

Had the same thing happen recently.
Just keep shitting and drink lots of water.

At some point each sip will flow out of your ass and it feels oddly satisfying.

hang in their buddy

drink water

more water

drink it

[Mr Gilhaney]

 

[BIONIC]

[CatsCatsCats]

prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help

Had the same thing happen recently.
Just keep shitting and drink lots of water.

At some point each sip will flow out of your ass and it feels oddly satisfying.

hang in their buddy

drink water

more water

drink it

This was me in my 20s when I got E. Coli from Totinos

[Mr Gilhaney]

prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help

Had the same thing happen recently.
Just keep shitting and drink lots of water.

At some point each sip will flow out of your ass and it feels oddly satisfying.

hang in their buddy

drink water

more water

drink it

This was me in my 20s when I got E. Coli from Totinos

oh i've been there too. in a remote town, on some island in the philippines. something amazing about waking up on the beach, and just walking out into the water to do a water shit, get up, and attempt to sleep again.

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on the plus side, when i finally got back to a bigger city with a proper hospital (after a several hours delayed flight...), my room had a casting couch

[close]

I have a terrible story about how I ended up shitting in the basement of a flooded old abandoned cloister, but I will save that and the picture I took of my diarrhea shit for another day.

[BIONIC]

TVC missing out on all this high quality shitting content

[Momo]

I'm drunk in a shit hole bar and striking out even with fat girls, someone please tell me im still pretty

[Mr Gilhaney]

you might be a pretty boy, but those fat girls needs dick too. now stop complaining and do what needs to be done

[Momo]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

[Great Rumbler]

prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help

It really sucks, dude. But at least the procedure itself isn't bad [since they knock you out first].

[Nintex]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy 

[CatsCatsCats]

Brilliant idea, just gonna mix a bag of candy and throw some edibles in there


Actually fuck it, I’m gonna throw a cart in my bag, if they confiscate it, they confiscate it

Who’s in Atlanta? Probably gonna have at least one free weekend, can I buy you vodka soda or whatever healthy shit you drink, Snorenado? Prolly 28th-29th

Didn’t even get hassled by TSA, gotta say it was a good day </icecube>

[team filler]

twitter is blocking me from liking posts 

this is torture 

[Momo]

summary of my night at the club saturday

[BIONIC]

twitter is blocking me from liking posts 

this is torture 

MSM trying to silence the truth about the zioners

[team filler]

it's much worse than not being able to post 

[Ghoul]

twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years

[BIONIC]

twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years

Squeeze their asses as a sign of dominance if they’re just using you for free drinks.

Works every time

[Ghoul]

twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years

Squeeze their asses as a sign of dominance if they’re just using you for free drinks.

Works every time

I may have been out of the dating game for a while, but I'm not distinguished mentally-challenged.

[BIONIC]

You’ll never achieve the calm and resolve of a thousand fights with that attitude 

[Momo]

twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years

Yeah I havent really been in a bar trying to pick up ladies in a while, it's weird man, it's never really been my scene tbh.

[Ghoul]

twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years

Yeah I havent really been in a bar trying to pick up ladies in a while, it's weird man, it's never really been my scene tbh.

Yeah I mean back when I was single I would go bars and clubs and usually do ok,

but going now I'd be awful, bar and club dating is all about having extreme confidence but without coming off an asshole but if you go either way not confident enough or OTT you're screwed.

I dunno how the fuck I used to do it. I've hit the expensive part of the relationship engagement season. The ring and trip are finally paid off and it's happening on Halloween goth GF FTW.

Guess she'll be getting an extra scare this year.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy 

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

[Ghoul]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy 

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

I wouldn't ask Nintex, he said he also had one, but really it was just Dr Mario shoving a joycon up there.

Much to his Joy

[Great Rumbler]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy 

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

You did the colonoscopy without meds? Bruuuuuuuuh. 

When I went they didn't even ask. They just jammed a needle in my arm and I was out in two seconds.

[OnlyRegret]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy 

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

sorry about that 

[Mr Gilhaney]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy 

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

You did the colonoscopy without meds? Bruuuuuuuuh. 

When I went they didn't even ask. They just jammed a needle in my arm and I was out in two seconds.

It was a big mistake. I fucking hate that needle in the hand shit, so I thought might as well try without then if they give me the option. But yeah, mistake. On the plus side, I was in and out in like 15 min.

[Nintex]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy 

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

It'll bleed for a bit but it'll get better soon. For me it took about a week to fully recover. 

[Great Rumbler]

It was a big mistake. I fucking hate that needle in the hand shit, so I thought might as well try without then if they give me the option. But yeah, mistake. On the plus side, I was in and out in like 15 min.

I'm pretty sure they went in through the inside of my elbow, definitely wasn't through the hand.

[Mr Gilhaney]

They always do it on top or side of the hand here, wish they would just do it in my arm as that isnt half as annoying. But they always insist on doing that there, when I get my ERCP every 8th week.

[Great Rumbler]

That sucks.

[Ghoul]

the hand is always super annoying when I have had it, although sleeping and catching the inner elbow and nearly pulling the fucker out whilst asleep was not fun. A lot of blood

[Nintex]

Make sure you drink enough after the colonscopy.
You don't want to pass hard turds but instead soft and squishy turds through your molested asshole.

[nachobro]

how the fuck old are all you people to be getting all these ass exams? goddamn

[Great Rumbler]

how the fuck old are all you people to be getting all these ass exams? goddamn

I had a colon infection, bruh.

[nachobro]

i guess a taco bell diet doesn't clean everything out as well as i thought. duly noted.

[team filler]

you brehs need a BBC bull in your life 

[nachobro]

also i'm sorry about your ass. i hope its okay now.

[Great Rumbler]

Hey, I don't understand it either, bruh. But that's what it was. Supposedly it was diverticulitis but the colonoscopy [done post-antibiotics] didn't find anything.

[chronovore]

You know what's fucking crazy to me? How, to this day, I have never seen a useful answer anywhere on Quora.

You know what's fucking crazy to me? How people on Quora request answers to questions and then never upvote any of the responses.

[Mr Gilhaney]

how the fuck old are all you people to be getting all these ass exams? goddamn

I have primary sclerosing cholangitis. 

[Mr Gilhaney]

I can. So if anyone here think about killing themselves... 

[Mr Gilhaney]

I just need a part of it really. But they prefer to do whole ones. I'm told it's no problem though and I have a common blood type (forgot which...). However it's not great for you to get a new liver, and there's a chance you get it again.. So you need to hold out as long as possible 

[Ghoul]

  new girl started today, tall, tattoos and curvy in a not fat way

I can. So if anyone here think about killing themselves... 

I'll be sure to kill myself using pills so you can't have mine.

[VomKriege]

Time to torch down a local police station then !

[Nintex]

Seems like a bit of an overreaction tbh

Do watch this

[VomKriege]

Speaking in the third person of himself even. 

[Leadbelly]

You know, I hate how low the volume is in Windows 10. I get it, having the volume up too loud can damage your ears, but fuck me! I swear full volume is about half of what it used to be.

[VomKriege]

You know, I hate how low the volume is in Windows 10. I get it, having the volume up too loud can damage your ears, but fuck me! I swear full volume is about half of what it used to be.

I swear the volume gets lower and lower despite me cranking it up to max...

What ?

[Momo]

You know, I hate how low the volume is in Windows 10. I get it, having the volume up too loud can damage your ears, but fuck me! I swear full volume is about half of what it used to be.

I swear the volume gets lower and lower despite me cranking it up to max...

What ?

A while ago tech companies decided to lower what 'max volume' is in order to protect you/them from being sued or something.

[Ghoul]

Enable Loudness Equalization
Press the Windows logo key + S shortcut.
Type 'audio' (without quotes) into the Search area. ...
Select 'Manage audio devices' from the list of options.
Select Speakers and click on the Properties button.
Navigate to the Enhancements tab.
Check the Loudness Equalizer option.
Select Apply and OK.

 

[CatsCatsCats]

Vlc goes up to 200% volume if you use the mouse wheel to scroll up 

[Joe Molotov]

Enable Loudness Equalization
Press the Windows logo key + S shortcut.
Type 'audio' (without quotes) into the Search area. ...
Select 'Manage audio devices' from the list of options.
Select Speakers and click on the Properties button.
Navigate to the Enhancements tab.
Check the Loudness Equalizer option.
Select Apply and OK.

 

[kingv]

Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish

Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy 

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

You did the colonoscopy without meds? Bruuuuuuuuh. 

When I went they didn't even ask. They just jammed a needle in my arm and I was out in two seconds.

It was a big mistake. I fucking hate that needle in the hand shit, so I thought might as well try without then if they give me the option. But yeah, mistake. On the plus side, I was in and out in like 15 min.

Did you have a prostate orgasm?

[Leadbelly]

Enable Loudness Equalization
Press the Windows logo key + S shortcut.
Type 'audio' (without quotes) into the Search area. ...
Select 'Manage audio devices' from the list of options.
Select Speakers and click on the Properties button.
Navigate to the Enhancements tab.
Check the Loudness Equalizer option.
Select Apply and OK.

 

I found an app for Chrome that seems to work pretty well. I usually use firefox though. I am only using chrome for Youtube.

[samir]

Enable Loudness Equalization
Press the Windows logo key + S shortcut.
Type 'audio' (without quotes) into the Search area. ...
Select 'Manage audio devices' from the list of options.
Select Speakers and click on the Properties button.
Navigate to the Enhancements tab.
Check the Loudness Equalizer option.
Select Apply and OK.

 

Imagine using Windows in 2019. Imagine living that life.

[Ghoul]

I hate that Yelp buzzes when it notifies me of a restaurant nearby because I keep thinking I got a text but really it's just letting me know about yet another place I have no one to take to.

What about one of your fine ladies? You could get em real drunk and make them fight for you.

Also thanks everyone for dog piling me for being a nerd

[nudemacusers]

Whsttup sluts how are you all tonight