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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33900 on: September 17, 2019, 07:25:02 PM »
https://www.playboy.com/read/thomas-middleditch-20q

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MIDDLEDITCH: I don’t know how much I can say, because I don’t want my wife to be mad at me. Only after I got married was I like, “Mollie, I’m sorry, but we have to get nontraditional here.” To her credit, instead of saying “Fuck you, I’m out,” she was like, “Let’s figure this out.” To be honest, swinging has saved our marriage. We have different speeds, and we argue over it constantly, but it’s better than feeling unheard and alone and that you have to scurry in the shadows. By the way, it’s now called being “part of the lifestyle.” The term swinging is old.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33901 on: September 18, 2019, 05:27:24 AM »
i read middleditch as middlemarch and thought, wow ed the clergyman was way more aberrant than i remember

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33902 on: September 18, 2019, 04:42:22 PM »
https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/1174373298412670976

does posting on thebore.com move you up in the rankings  :thinking
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33903 on: September 18, 2019, 05:06:00 PM »
Depends on which way your handler swings.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33904 on: September 18, 2019, 05:17:23 PM »
and do they factor in likes   ;)
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33905 on: September 19, 2019, 12:58:21 AM »
Upload your magnum dong to the bore cloud :drool
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33906 on: September 20, 2019, 11:40:48 PM »
Some Asian girl tried to chat me up about my switch in the lil get redressed from tsa area :omfg

Is that not an emoji here? What’s the code? God damn it

Which emoji did you expect? Like a "yay" emoji, a "don't talk to me, this is almost jail" emoji, or just :bonertown ?

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33907 on: September 21, 2019, 04:31:01 AM »
You know what's fucking crazy to me? How, to this day, I have never seen a useful answer anywhere on Quora.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33908 on: September 21, 2019, 12:49:21 PM »
There are a lot of good ones. 

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33909 on: September 21, 2019, 03:56:23 PM »
Some Asian girl tried to chat me up about my switch in the lil get redressed from tsa area :omfg

Is that not an emoji here? What’s the code? God damn it

Which emoji did you expect? Like a "yay" emoji, a "don't talk to me, this is almost jail" emoji, or just :bonertown ?

I was looking for the one I see people use sometimes that’s a chick doing a face palm and it says ohmyfuckinggod and it’s from some woke ass comic or something. It was v cringe

Looking forward to traveling with my switch tomorrow :doge

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33910 on: September 21, 2019, 03:57:40 PM »
You know what's fucking crazy to me? How, to this day, I have never seen a useful answer anywhere on Quora.
What’s that old adage? Ask a stupid question..

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33911 on: September 21, 2019, 04:21:23 PM »
Some Asian girl tried to chat me up about my switch in the lil get redressed from tsa area :omfg

Is that not an emoji here? What’s the code? God damn it

Which emoji did you expect? Like a "yay" emoji, a "don't talk to me, this is almost jail" emoji, or just :bonertown ?

I was looking for the one I see people use sometimes that’s a chick doing a face palm and it says ohmyfuckinggod and it’s from some woke ass comic or something. It was v cringe

 :era
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33912 on: September 21, 2019, 04:33:29 PM »
Good dog 🥰

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33913 on: September 21, 2019, 05:00:04 PM »
prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33914 on: September 21, 2019, 05:02:28 PM »
prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help
Had the same thing happen recently.
Just keep shitting and drink lots of water.

At some point each sip will flow out of your ass and it feels oddly satisfying.

hang in their buddy

drink water

more water

drink it
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33915 on: September 21, 2019, 05:03:53 PM »
 :six:

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33916 on: September 21, 2019, 05:04:22 PM »
:phil
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33917 on: September 21, 2019, 05:08:05 PM »
prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help
Had the same thing happen recently.
Just keep shitting and drink lots of water.

At some point each sip will flow out of your ass and it feels oddly satisfying.

hang in their buddy

drink water

more water

drink it

This was me in my 20s when I got E. Coli from Totinos

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33918 on: September 21, 2019, 05:17:24 PM »
prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help
Had the same thing happen recently.
Just keep shitting and drink lots of water.

At some point each sip will flow out of your ass and it feels oddly satisfying.

hang in their buddy

drink water

more water

drink it

This was me in my 20s when I got E. Coli from Totinos

oh i've been there too. in a remote town, on some island in the philippines. something amazing about waking up on the beach, and just walking out into the water to do a water shit, get up, and attempt to sleep again.


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on the plus side, when i finally got back to a bigger city with a proper hospital (after a several hours delayed flight...), my room had a casting couch

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I have a terrible story about how I ended up shitting in the basement of a flooded old abandoned cloister, but I will save that and the picture I took of my diarrhea shit for another day.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33919 on: September 21, 2019, 05:29:20 PM »
TVC missing out on all this high quality shitting content :goty
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33920 on: September 21, 2019, 05:31:19 PM »
I'm drunk in a shit hole bar and striking out even with fat girls, someone please tell me im still pretty :fbm

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33921 on: September 21, 2019, 05:33:26 PM »
you might be a pretty boy, but those fat girls needs dick too. now stop complaining and do what needs to be done

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33922 on: September 21, 2019, 06:05:33 PM »
I'm drunk in a shit hole bar and striking out even with fat girls, someone please tell me im still pretty :fbm
you're beautiful, Momo. You're my shining star in the dark night sky.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33923 on: September 21, 2019, 06:11:21 PM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish





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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33924 on: September 21, 2019, 06:13:57 PM »
prepping for a colonoscopy. i am shitting myself to death. someone send help

It really sucks, dude. But at least the procedure itself isn't bad [since they knock you out first].
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33925 on: September 21, 2019, 06:18:43 PM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
it's ok dude, you'll get em next week. Bars are trouble anyway, you should meet a girl in spin class.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33926 on: September 21, 2019, 06:25:39 PM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy  :trumps
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33927 on: September 22, 2019, 01:51:01 AM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33928 on: September 22, 2019, 09:36:41 AM »
Brilliant idea, just gonna mix a bag of candy and throw some edibles in there


Actually fuck it, I’m gonna throw a cart in my bag, if they confiscate it, they confiscate it

Who’s in Atlanta? Probably gonna have at least one free weekend, can I buy you vodka soda or whatever healthy shit you drink, Snorenado? Prolly 28th-29th

Didn’t even get hassled by TSA, gotta say it was a good day </icecube>

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33929 on: September 23, 2019, 03:27:09 AM »
twitter is blocking me from liking posts  :doge

this is torture  :-\
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33930 on: September 23, 2019, 03:33:47 AM »
summary of my night at the club saturday


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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33931 on: September 23, 2019, 03:44:59 AM »
twitter is blocking me from liking posts  :doge

this is torture  :-\

MSM trying to silence the truth about the zioners :juicy
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33932 on: September 23, 2019, 04:07:03 AM »
it's much worse than not being able to post  :stahp
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33933 on: September 23, 2019, 06:39:21 AM »
twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years :D

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33934 on: September 23, 2019, 06:48:01 AM »
twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years :D

Squeeze their asses as a sign of dominance if they’re just using you for free drinks.

:lore Works every time :lore
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33935 on: September 23, 2019, 06:49:50 AM »
twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years :D

Squeeze their asses as a sign of dominance if they’re just using you for free drinks.

:lore Works every time :lore

I may have been out of the dating game for a while, but I'm not distinguished mentally-challenged.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33936 on: September 23, 2019, 07:35:43 AM »
You’ll never achieve the calm and resolve of a thousand fights with that attitude  ::)
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33937 on: September 23, 2019, 07:45:37 AM »
twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years :D
Yeah I havent really been in a bar trying to pick up ladies in a while, it's weird man, it's never really been my scene tbh.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33938 on: September 23, 2019, 08:26:40 AM »
twitter blocked your likes, how long before the bore deplatform your hate likes? I can't think of anything worse than being single and going to bars to try pick up chicks these days.

I am so out of practice I'd probably end up with a felony charge because what was okay when I was dating is no longer okay, only been 6 years :D
Yeah I havent really been in a bar trying to pick up ladies in a while, it's weird man, it's never really been my scene tbh.

Yeah I mean back when I was single I would go bars and clubs and usually do ok,

but going now I'd be awful, bar and club dating is all about having extreme confidence but without coming off an asshole but if you go either way not confident enough or OTT you're screwed.

I dunno how the fuck I used to do it. I've hit the expensive part of the relationship engagement season. The ring and trip are finally paid off and it's happening on Halloween goth GF FTW.

Guess she'll be getting an extra scare this year.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33939 on: September 23, 2019, 09:05:08 AM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy  :trumps

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33940 on: September 23, 2019, 09:23:17 AM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy  :trumps

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

I wouldn't ask Nintex, he said he also had one, but really it was just Dr Mario shoving a joycon up there.

Much to his Joy ;)

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33941 on: September 23, 2019, 04:51:55 PM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy  :trumps

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

You did the colonoscopy without meds? Bruuuuuuuuh.  :kobeyuck

When I went they didn't even ask. They just jammed a needle in my arm and I was out in two seconds.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33942 on: September 23, 2019, 05:03:20 PM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy  :trumps

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

sorry about that  :-*

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33943 on: September 23, 2019, 05:48:12 PM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy  :trumps

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.

You did the colonoscopy without meds? Bruuuuuuuuh.  :kobeyuck

When I went they didn't even ask. They just jammed a needle in my arm and I was out in two seconds.

It was a big mistake. I fucking hate that needle in the hand shit, so I thought might as well try without then if they give me the option. But yeah, mistake. On the plus side, I was in and out in like 15 min.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33944 on: September 23, 2019, 05:53:48 PM »
Shosta mcnasty <3
Decided to call the night, in an uber now should be home and sad by 1am ish
Could be worse, you could be prepping for a colonoscopy  :trumps

They asked me if I wanted meds. I said no. 5 min later I was full of regrets.


Now my hole feels loose. Is it ever going to recover? gaybore please respond.
It'll bleed for a bit but it'll get better soon. For me it took about a week to fully recover.  8)
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33945 on: September 23, 2019, 05:55:01 PM »
It was a big mistake. I fucking hate that needle in the hand shit, so I thought might as well try without then if they give me the option. But yeah, mistake. On the plus side, I was in and out in like 15 min.

I'm pretty sure they went in through the inside of my elbow, definitely wasn't through the hand.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33946 on: September 23, 2019, 05:56:31 PM »
They always do it on top or side of the hand here, wish they would just do it in my arm as that isnt half as annoying. But they always insist on doing that there, when I get my ERCP every 8th week.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33947 on: September 23, 2019, 06:05:40 PM »
That sucks.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33948 on: September 23, 2019, 06:22:01 PM »
the hand is always super annoying when I have had it, although sleeping and catching the inner elbow and nearly pulling the fucker out whilst asleep was not fun. A lot of blood :D

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33949 on: September 23, 2019, 06:28:59 PM »
Make sure you drink enough after the colonscopy.
You don't want to pass hard turds but instead soft and squishy turds through your molested asshole.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33950 on: September 23, 2019, 08:15:27 PM »
how the fuck old are all you people to be getting all these ass exams? goddamn

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33951 on: September 23, 2019, 08:29:27 PM »
how the fuck old are all you people to be getting all these ass exams? goddamn

I had a colon infection, bruh.
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33952 on: September 23, 2019, 08:50:36 PM »
i guess a taco bell diet doesn't clean everything out as well as i thought. duly noted.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33953 on: September 23, 2019, 08:53:29 PM »
you brehs need a BBC bull in your life  :hump
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33954 on: September 23, 2019, 09:07:40 PM »
also i'm sorry about your ass. i hope its okay now.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33955 on: September 23, 2019, 10:11:43 PM »
Hey, I don't understand it either, bruh. But that's what it was. Supposedly it was diverticulitis but the colonoscopy [done post-antibiotics] didn't find anything. :idont
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33956 on: September 24, 2019, 01:03:48 AM »
You know what's fucking crazy to me? How, to this day, I have never seen a useful answer anywhere on Quora.

You know what's fucking crazy to me? How people on Quora request answers to questions and then never upvote any of the responses.

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33957 on: September 24, 2019, 03:55:20 AM »
how the fuck old are all you people to be getting all these ass exams? goddamn

I have primary sclerosing cholangitis.  :stahp

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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33958 on: September 24, 2019, 04:00:18 AM »
Can you take someone's healthy liver instead?
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Re: Random Talk Thread: Isn't it time for a new title?
« Reply #33959 on: September 24, 2019, 04:04:59 AM »
I can. So if anyone here think about killing themselves...  :-*