Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3358200 times)

BisMarckie · « **Reply #34920 on:** July 03, 2020, 04:29:42 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2020, 04:00:44 PM

Yo biz, are you gonna give that a funeral? A piece of your body that large can't be ejected without the proper ceremonies.

I will throw it at you and knock you out with it at the next BoreCon

Himu · « **Reply #34921 on:** July 03, 2020, 06:01:53 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 03, 2020, 12:41:43 PM

They gave me the stone as well, apparently that thing is huge.

picture of gallstone

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Damnnnnn

glad you're ok

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34922 on:** July 03, 2020, 07:15:22 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 03, 2020, 04:29:42 PM

Quote from: shosta on July 03, 2020, 04:00:44 PM
Yo biz, are you gonna give that a funeral? A piece of your body that large can't be ejected without the proper ceremonies.

I will throw it at you and knock you out with it at the next BoreCon

Put a string on it and use it as an anal trainer

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34923 on:** July 03, 2020, 08:44:15 PM »

toenail update: getting there, halfway off! please excuse gunk, I had it wrapped in a bandage and a fuzzy sock

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #34924 on:** July 03, 2020, 09:12:57 PM »

update 2: mission complete

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toenails are much more transparent than I expected tbh. 5/10 would not remove again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34925 on:** July 03, 2020, 09:14:15 PM »

Fuck no

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34926 on:** July 03, 2020, 09:17:07 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #34927 on:** July 04, 2020, 02:22:42 AM »

This is the bad vibes thread now

Nintex · « **Reply #34928 on:** July 04, 2020, 05:58:17 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34929 on:** July 04, 2020, 07:37:58 AM »

Who wants to see what I pulled from my body?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34930 on:** July 04, 2020, 12:14:47 PM »

Quote from: riotous on July 04, 2020, 11:58:09 AM

That sucks nudemac but I can't help but think it's a bit of karma.

Everything with those whores was consensual

team filler · « **Reply #34931 on:** July 04, 2020, 02:53:50 PM »

malia obama look like a full grown midget

toku · « **Reply #34932 on:** July 04, 2020, 06:11:44 PM »

respect black women

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34933 on:** July 05, 2020, 12:05:24 PM »

I put coconut butter in my beard, now I smell delicious.

shosta · « **Reply #34934 on:** July 05, 2020, 04:40:14 PM »

damn my cursed existence

team filler · « **Reply #34935 on:** July 06, 2020, 09:32:20 PM »

Quote from: toku on July 04, 2020, 06:11:44 PM

respect black women

https://twitter.com/SonOfAssata/status/1280301204145348613

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34936 on:** July 06, 2020, 11:16:30 PM »

Not sure if this should go in the conspiracy thread or the wank dad thread...

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/hygiene-is-overrated/612235/

I was going to make a joke about The Atlantic sourcing Resetti threads, but then I followed the rabbit hole and this guy just can't get enough of not bathing.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/06/i-stopped-showering-and-life-continued/486314/
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/05/is-anyone-else-not-showering/612403/

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34937 on:** July 06, 2020, 11:59:11 PM »

who is behind the dirtbag crotch-stink agenda? why do these articles keep popping up? the first one talks about dry skin after showering - what do they think lotion is for? i want this madness to end

BisMarckie · « **Reply #34938 on:** July 07, 2020, 08:08:37 AM »

Why isn‘t the funniest post the Bore has seen in a long time part of the newsfeed?

Quote

THERE ARE NO GENDERS, ONLY PAIN!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34939 on:** July 07, 2020, 02:48:35 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 07, 2020, 08:08:37 AM

Why isn‘t the funniest post the Bore has seen in a long time part of the newsfeed?

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THERE ARE NO GENDERS, ONLY PAIN!

Too real.

eleuin · « **Reply #34940 on:** July 07, 2020, 09:54:40 PM »

Finally have a 1080p monitor

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34941 on:** July 07, 2020, 10:04:26 PM »

Finally have electricity and indoor plumbing

bork · « **Reply #34942 on:** July 07, 2020, 10:44:53 PM »

Today was our wedding anniversary! Not much to do, but we wanted to pick a nice dinner.

Went to to take a nap after work and was woken up to a loud OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS!!!

Ants all over one spot in the kitchen. Shitloads of them inside doggo's food bag.

Found where they were coming from- a small opening between the flooring and the wall at the pantry door. Killed all the little fuckers with Raid, cleaned the floor, plugged the hole, and then double bagged the dog food (still had ants all over it), went to go throw it out, drove to my parents' house and got a bag of dog food from them, ordered more online, drove to Home Depot and got some caulk, went back to their house to get my wife and the dog, tried to order food, the place was closed, found another place, barely got an order in before they stopped for the night, went to pick it up, had to wait longer, went home, sealed the hole, and finally ate.

Feels pretty normal for 2020.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #34943 on:** July 07, 2020, 11:27:26 PM »

Get Terro traps. Spraying em down just makes the queen poop out more. You need them to bring her the poison, end the bloodline

bork · « **Reply #34944 on:** July 07, 2020, 11:31:59 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 07, 2020, 11:27:26 PM

Get Terro traps. Spraying em down just makes the queen poop out more. You need them to bring her the poison, end the bloodline

Used them before for ants outside- the next morning, an animal had tried to eat it and the ants were still there.

Should be good but will try this if not. This happened once before, a few years back ,(windowsill under the kitchen window had a crack on the bottom) and the ants stopped immediately once it was sealed. Still planning to renovate everything next year so will see what's up when they tear up the flooring and whatnot.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #34945 on:** July 07, 2020, 11:34:05 PM »

It’s crazy when they find the bait, you’ll see how many ants there REALLY are lol but you gotta let them load up and spread the death back home, hopefully your sealing does the trick

bork · « **Reply #34946 on:** July 07, 2020, 11:37:20 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 07, 2020, 11:34:05 PM

It’s crazy when they find the bait, you’ll see how many ants there REALLY are lol but you gotta let them load up and spread the death back home, hopefully your sealing does the trick

All you need is a nice caulk to plug up that hole!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34947 on:** July 08, 2020, 07:12:11 AM »

diatomaceous earth worked extremely well on our cricket problem, should probably kill off them ants too.

bork · « **Reply #34948 on:** July 08, 2020, 07:16:59 AM »

No ants this morning. Seems to be OK.

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 08, 2020, 07:12:11 AM

diatomaceous earth worked extremely well on our cricket problem, should probably kill off them ants too.

Safe for pets, too, nice.

BIONIC · « **Reply #34949 on:** July 09, 2020, 06:01:06 AM »

Should the halal thread be the new misogyny OT?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34950 on:** July 10, 2020, 10:06:05 PM »

I could use a bit of help. My anxiety is kicking my ass lately and I need to chill my nerves out a bit. I've decided that I'm gonna seek out the use of recreational drugs that I can get in my state easily. Problem is I have no idea where to start & what to start with in the realm of edibles. There are so many options it's insane. A little guidance would be appreciated.

EchoRin · « **Reply #34951 on:** July 10, 2020, 10:23:56 PM »

Honestly the people at the dispensary should be able to guide you. If you drop something on them like "I'm looking for an edible that will relax me but not get me totally blitzed" that should be more than enough info for them unless they are unhelpful dicks.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #34952 on:** July 10, 2020, 11:09:11 PM »

If you’ve never done them at all, pop like 5 or 10 mg, and just see how that is. Most likely a very mild experience, worst case a waste of money. Build up from there. Gummies are simplest and tastiest usually, but I’ve had a lot of different stuff, even hot sauce! Lol

Really give it time before re-upping a dose, that’s the biggest rookie mistake.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #34953 on:** July 11, 2020, 01:54:51 AM »

Have a strong craving for a honey berry backwoods

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34954 on:** July 13, 2020, 01:10:03 AM »

toenail update!

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the skin where the toenail was has calloused a bit, just looks a little scabby... overall I don't notice the lack of nail anymore. i'll be sure to provide updates again soon

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bluemax · « **Reply #34955 on:** July 13, 2020, 01:44:01 AM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 10, 2020, 10:06:05 PM

I could use a bit of help. My anxiety is kicking my ass lately and I need to chill my nerves out a bit. I've decided that I'm gonna seek out the use of recreational drugs that I can get in my state easily. Problem is I have no idea where to start & what to start with in the realm of edibles. There are so many options it's insane. A little guidance would be appreciated.

I would suggest Indica, it is the strain most commonly used for just relaxation. I like the Emerald Sky brand hard candy and gummies. They're individually wrapped and don't have as much of a weird taste as a lot of the chocolate products. I found when I first took them that I would get super relaxed and tingly and then eventually just fall asleep, so I pretty much would only take them when I knew I was ready to be done being productive for the day. Be prepared for the cotton mouth as well.

bork · « **Reply #34956 on:** July 13, 2020, 10:20:23 AM »

Caller: Hi, my monitors aren't working. They say "no signal" but my laptop screen is fine.
Me: Are you using your laptop with a docking station?
Caller: Well, yes- but I don't have it on the dock right now. I'm just using the laptop by itself.
Me: Uhh...do you have the monitors plugged into the laptop directly?
Caller: No. I just have the laptop over here by itself.
Me: If you're not using the dock and don't have anything connected to the monitors, you're not going to see anything.
Caller: Are you sure? I can swear they've worked before like this.
Me: Yes. You cannot use your monitors if they're not connected to anything.
Caller: Oh, OK. I just put it back on the dock and I see everything now. But it worked like this before!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34957 on:** July 13, 2020, 12:14:00 PM »

They worked like that before, bork.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34958 on:** July 13, 2020, 02:14:54 PM »

Really frustrated right now; neighborhood kids keep trying to proselytize my kids with Jesus shit... it wasn’t like this last year so I assume the rona has made church services wackadoodle about saving lives.

Raist · « **Reply #34959 on:** July 13, 2020, 03:05:02 PM »

Quote from: bork on July 13, 2020, 10:20:23 AM

Caller: Hi, my monitors aren't working. They say "no signal" but my laptop screen is fine.
Me: Are you using your laptop with a docking station?
Caller: Well, yes- but I don't have it on the dock right now. I'm just using the laptop by itself.
Me: Uhh...do you have the monitors plugged into the laptop directly?
Caller: No. I just have the laptop over here by itself.
Me: If you're not using the dock and don't have anything connected to the monitors, you're not going to see anything.
Caller: Are you sure? I can swear they've worked before like this.
Me: Yes. You cannot use your monitors if they're not connected to anything.
Caller: Oh, OK. I just put it back on the dock and I see everything now. But it worked like this before!

Call them back and tell them about the secret code that unlocks screen connection over WiFi you jerk

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Himu · « **Reply #34960 on:** July 13, 2020, 06:21:45 PM »

Yeahhhhhhhh, I might have cancer.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #34961 on:** July 13, 2020, 06:22:38 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34962 on:** July 13, 2020, 06:52:08 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 13, 2020, 06:21:45 PM

Yeahhhhhhhh, I might have cancer.

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whaa?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34963 on:** July 13, 2020, 06:53:08 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #34964 on:** July 13, 2020, 07:21:21 PM »

We'll see. Not looking good though. I have bad symptoms. Went to the doctor today and he said it's "larger than normal". Then we've got the symptoms that got me to go to the doc to begin with. He's prescribed me a medicine and we have a test out for analysis (not a biopsy), I'll be back in August.

shosta · « **Reply #34965 on:** July 13, 2020, 07:23:54 PM »

I can't imagine how you must be feeling right now. I'll be keeping you in my thoughts, Cindi.

Himu · « **Reply #34966 on:** July 13, 2020, 07:25:53 PM »

Thank you and everyone else too.

I'm doing well. Just need to live a full life so I have no regrets. Right now we have to survive covid so life can be "normal" again.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #34967 on:** July 13, 2020, 07:27:30 PM »

What kind of cancer are you talking about, if you don‘t mind me asking?

Because symptons and something being larger than normal can have a myriad of reasons besides cancer.

Wishing you all the best regardless though of course

Himu · « **Reply #34968 on:** July 13, 2020, 07:28:11 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 13, 2020, 07:27:30 PM

What kind of cancer are you talking about, if you don‘t mind me asking?

Because symptons and something being larger than normal can have a myriad of reasons besides cancer.

Wishing you all the best regardless though of course

That's true. I'm scared so I'm naturally digging in my head and stuff. I don't really want to say what kind of cancer.

Nintex · « **Reply #34969 on:** July 13, 2020, 07:41:52 PM »

Sometimes doctors prepare you for the worst because of certain symptoms and risks... but if you have to get back in August they'll probably expect the medicine to work.
So far it sounds like a precaution.

Take care.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34970 on:** July 13, 2020, 07:54:04 PM »

Wishing you the best, sis.

Himu · « **Reply #34971 on:** July 13, 2020, 09:10:03 PM »

Got my meds and they look like they'll help! Cross your fingers, toes, and testicles. Well, maybe not the last one!

team filler · « **Reply #34972 on:** July 13, 2020, 09:38:19 PM »

let me clap them cheeks before it's too late

Himu · « **Reply #34973 on:** July 13, 2020, 10:26:18 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #34974 on:** July 13, 2020, 10:33:39 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 13, 2020, 07:21:21 PM

Went to the doctor today and he said it's "larger than normal".

Bore friends... eat your tomatoes

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34975 on:** July 13, 2020, 11:57:53 PM »

Sending some love your way Cindi

2020 just needs to fucking stop for all of our sakes.

~~I can't do edibles, I went to a horrible dark place of depression and anger. Being bipolar sucks~~

EchoRin · « **Reply #34976 on:** July 14, 2020, 12:35:37 AM »

Cindi, sending much love.

G the Resurrected, sorry to hear about the crappy experience.

Himu · « **Reply #34977 on:** July 14, 2020, 12:55:27 AM »

Feel better G my man

zomgee · « **Reply #34978 on:** July 14, 2020, 12:56:43 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on July 13, 2020, 07:21:21 PM

Went to the doctor today and he said it's "larger than normal."

The doctor was talking about our love for you.

Hang in there Cindi.

Transhuman · « **Reply #34979 on:** July 14, 2020, 06:53:56 AM »

Please don't break bad

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3358200 times)