Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3374266 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #540 on:** May 11, 2010, 12:02:55 AM »

Just got my insurance policy for my car, after getting my license a little over a week ago. The chick who is handling my policy was - to my surprise - a total hottie.

lennedsay · « **Reply #541 on:** May 11, 2010, 12:45:42 AM »

FM, get the red sesame in the back, with the black snoot.

The only thing in the world better than a shiba is two shibas, so get that cream while you're at it.

archie4208 · « **Reply #542 on:** May 11, 2010, 08:59:58 AM »

There are some Juggalos in my census group. $:-\$

Brehvolution · « **Reply #543 on:** May 11, 2010, 09:05:27 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 11, 2010, 08:59:58 AM

There are some Juggalos in my census group. $:-\$

They probably show you their tits, but I'm guessing they would be nasty.

chronovore · « **Reply #544 on:** May 11, 2010, 09:13:38 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on May 10, 2010, 07:48:45 PM

I just found out today that the persistent pain in my side for the last two weeks is a broken rib. The timing couldn't be any worse.

Wow, even if that's dropping you to the floor, it's still badass. Are you already on crazy levels of ibuprofen?

Quote from: startselect on May 09, 2010, 02:16:43 PM

Yeah I don't know how today's going down. My mom passed away like a month ago and I think my dad and brother and I are all carrying today out in our own way. We never did dinner or any of that.

Good grief. I'm sorry for your loss.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #545 on:** May 11, 2010, 12:44:52 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 11, 2010, 08:59:58 AM

There are some Juggalos in my census group. $:-\$

btw, I think I got let go or something. Turned all my stuff in on friday and was told I and other enumerators would be getting calls from the main supervisor later that day. It's tuesday and I still haven't received any word from them

demi · « **Reply #546 on:** May 11, 2010, 12:46:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2010, 12:44:52 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on May 11, 2010, 08:59:58 AM
There are some Juggalos in my census group. $:-\$

btw, I think I got let go or something. Turned all my stuff in on friday and was told I and other enumerators would be getting calls from the main supervisor later that day. It's tuesday and I still haven't received any word from them

You probably did a shitty job. You leave a lot of details out of your stories, so something doesnt add up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #547 on:** May 11, 2010, 12:49:24 PM »

Wait, what?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #548 on:** May 11, 2010, 01:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 11, 2010, 09:05:27 AM

Quote from: archie4208 on May 11, 2010, 08:59:58 AM
There are some Juggalos in my census group. $:-\$

They probably show you their tits, but I'm guessing they would be nasty.

Finding a hot jugallete is like getting some rare drop in some MMO thats not for your class

Diunx · « **Reply #549 on:** May 11, 2010, 04:36:46 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 10, 2010, 10:19:10 PM

Guys, I need your help with a prank, we have this annoying puritan asshole "friend" and we want to give him brownies and make him think that they are pot brownies, I'm the only one on this group of friends who actually smokes so they don't want to use real weed, we need a condiment that makes the brownies taste diferent or weird but good.

The guy has never being around weed or weed smokers so if he feels something weird in the brownie and we tell him that it is pot he will hopefully believe us.

So anyone have a good recommendation of what we can use?

No one is gonna help a bro out? smh.

Mupepe · « **Reply #550 on:** May 11, 2010, 05:04:08 PM »

clump up some oregano in the brownies. I fooled enough people in MS and even HS saying that oregano was weed and watching them act high. Made some good money that way.

Diunx · « **Reply #551 on:** May 11, 2010, 05:25:37 PM »

But do they taste good with oregano? I'm gonna be eating them too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #552 on:** May 11, 2010, 05:27:57 PM »

Dunno

I've eaten them with weed and they weren't particularly tasty. maybe some wet leaves. if he's truly a puritan type he won't know the difference and I doubt the leaves would leave that much of a taste.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #553 on:** May 11, 2010, 05:30:57 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 11, 2010, 05:25:37 PM

But do they taste good with oregano? I'm gonna be eating them too.

weed brownies do not taste good, period.

Himu · « **Reply #554 on:** May 11, 2010, 06:05:38 PM »

weed brownies are not tasty

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #555 on:** May 11, 2010, 06:10:42 PM »

Psssshaw, you get some weed brownies from a Southern Cali dispensary and you'll sing a whole 'nother tune...

chronovore · « **Reply #556 on:** May 11, 2010, 07:10:50 PM »

People burn sage around here a lot, and it always smells like pot to me. I don't smoke, but my neighbors were pretty well blunted during my last couple years in Santa Cruz.

Diunx · « **Reply #557 on:** May 11, 2010, 07:25:59 PM »

I had no idea that weed brownies tasted bad, guess I'm no longer looking forward to try them :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #558 on:** May 12, 2010, 02:31:00 AM »

If you go to Detroit I can't help you mang

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #559 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:26:19 AM »

I only go there to visit family, and sometimes for sports events, mainly high school football. Detroit has some great areas - the metro/downtown area is nice - but trust me, you don't want to visit.

archie4208 · « **Reply #560 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:46:17 AM »

I got summoned for jury duty. I'm sure the Census Bureau will love that!

Ichirou · « **Reply #561 on:** May 12, 2010, 07:05:10 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on May 12, 2010, 02:21:47 AM

Ayo PD!

I want to visit Detroit, always wanted to since I was a kid. But I want you to guarantee me two things and I'll be there:

I want to see the Home Improvement house, and meet the Taylor family. And most importantly I want to meet Barry Sanders, you're black so you're related right?

You don't even want to meet Robocop while you're there?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #562 on:** May 12, 2010, 01:06:50 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on May 12, 2010, 04:42:41 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 04:26:19 AM
I only go there to visit family, and sometimes for sports events, mainly high school football. Detroit has some great areas - the metro/downtown area is nice - but trust me, you don't want to visit.
Where do you live?

Ypsilanti, which is about 40 miles from Detroit. It's close to Ann Arbor, where the University of Michigan is

Diunx · « **Reply #563 on:** May 12, 2010, 02:02:47 PM »

What kind of fucked up name is that?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #564 on:** May 12, 2010, 02:16:13 PM »

I don't go there yet lol. I'm at Eastern Michigan. You could get in pretty easily I bet lol, and there's a large Arab population on campus

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #565 on:** May 12, 2010, 03:12:46 PM »

I've posted links about this before, but one of the local stations did a story about the old fallout shelter that's right across the street from my house last night.

http://www.komonews.com/home/video/93558229.html

Brehvolution · « **Reply #566 on:** May 12, 2010, 03:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2010, 03:12:46 PM

I've posted links about this before, but one of the local stations did a story about the old fallout shelter that's right across the street from my house last night.

http://www.komonews.com/home/video/93558229.html

Cool

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #567 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:22:58 PM »

[youtube=560,345]VZeWTsJ_1I0[/youtube]

Hope you all like it

Mupepe · « **Reply #568 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:41:00 PM »

According to my coworker water gives you cancer.

That's why he only drinks coffee.

He was completely serious. What a fucking d-bag.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #569 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:43:05 PM »

Coworkers do give cancer, yes.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #570 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:49:08 PM »

was he talking about splenda?

Himu · « **Reply #571 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:55:04 PM »

What

a

hottie

Mupepe · « **Reply #572 on:** May 12, 2010, 04:58:20 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 12, 2010, 04:43:05 PM

Coworkers do give cancer, yes.

fixed

Quote from: am nintenho on May 12, 2010, 04:49:08 PM

was he talking about splenda?

Water. I don't know why either. I didn't ask for details.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #573 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:18:36 PM »

none of you watched my video

Mupepe · « **Reply #574 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:20:31 PM »

I watched it from Facebook if that counts! I just forgot to comment.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #575 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:48:08 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 12, 2010, 05:18:36 PM

none of you watched my video

Good but cover Baby next.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #576 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:21:18 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 12, 2010, 04:41:00 PM

According to my coworker water gives you cancer.

That's why he only drinks coffee.

He was completely serious. What a fucking d-bag.

What did he say when you told him that coffee has water in it?

demi · « **Reply #577 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:25:53 PM »

Who cares about the Taylor family

Here is the real star of the show:

http://bearmythology.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/richardkarn.jpg

Mupepe · « **Reply #578 on:** May 12, 2010, 06:38:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2010, 06:21:18 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 12, 2010, 04:41:00 PM
According to my coworker water gives you cancer.

That's why he only drinks coffee.

He was completely serious. What a fucking d-bag.

What did he say when you told him that coffee has water in it?

He didn't say anything actually because I said while walking away. My response exactly was "Meh. Everything gives you cancer. Including the that coffee that has water in it"

This dude has always been weird. He's like the 45 year old office "computer geek" because he knows how to use Google Maps and wears thick glasses and has carpel-tunnel syndrome. But then when he hears me talking about games or something with someone he'll start talking about how his computer at home has "40 mbs of memory" all proud. He creeps me out. He also sleeps at his desk during lunch.

lennedsay · « **Reply #579 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:39:26 PM »

Had someone tell us today that there is an IRS conspiracy that affected him and several others he knew. Apparently (stop me if you've heard this one) the IRS holds certain people's tax refunds after they file their taxes for several months so they can keep it in a high interest CD. It's a huge conspiracy that affects small towns across the Midwest.

People are really weird.

I bet the govt uses that money to add carcinogens in water.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #580 on:** May 12, 2010, 11:00:09 PM »

Got mine in 2 weeks. Filed in Feb..

lennedsay · « **Reply #581 on:** May 12, 2010, 11:32:26 PM »

8-15 days with direct deposit. He filed in February and they're sending it in May, so they really did hold it, but it was probably for a different reason, like claiming some keedz with a different last name, or using Head of Household with $2000 of questionable income for the whole year.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #582 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:25:08 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 12, 2010, 04:22:58 PM

[youtube=560,345]VZeWTsJ_1I0[/youtube]

Hope you all like it

...and you can't get laid nightly, why exactly?

Powerslave · « **Reply #583 on:** May 13, 2010, 09:33:24 AM »

Because he is homosex.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #584 on:** May 13, 2010, 10:01:35 AM »

BrandNew looks like a generic Pitchfork artist-of-the-month, he should be knee deep in that poon.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #585 on:** May 13, 2010, 10:55:11 AM »

I was texting this girl who has an absolutely horrible self-image but uses that self deprecation to fish for compliments. I would say nice things here and there but then I finally got fed up, she keeps asking why I would want to take portraits of her, I tell her cause' thats my hobby and its a thing I do for everyone I know, she says she'll break my camera (with her ugliness HYUCK HYUCK), I tell her that if she hasn't broken her own camera yet I'm sure my $700 one will be fine, she never responded

Mupepe · « **Reply #586 on:** May 13, 2010, 02:07:26 PM »

I hate people like that.

lennedsay · « **Reply #587 on:** May 13, 2010, 02:16:40 PM »

BlueTsunami

I know that bitch. She was my best friend in middle school until I got sick of her attitude, so I stole the guy she liked and she didn't speak to me again until senior year.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #588 on:** May 13, 2010, 02:20:35 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2010, 10:55:11 AM

I was texting this girl who has an absolutely horrible self-image but uses that self deprecation to fish for compliments. I would say nice things here and there but then I finally got fed up, she keeps asking why I would want to take portraits of her, I tell her cause' thats my hobby and its a thing I do for everyone I know, she says she'll break my camera (with her ugliness HYUCK HYUCK), I tell her that if she hasn't broken her own camera yet I'm sure my $700 one will be fine, she never responded

That's why I always have chat turned off when I'm on facebook. Too many people complaining. Chicks who want that type of validation, and dudes who complain about everything else.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #589 on:** May 13, 2010, 02:25:53 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on May 13, 2010, 09:50:32 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2010, 03:25:08 AM
...and you can't get laid nightly, why exactly?

This.

Fuck you, BrandNew. Fuck you.

Btw are you left-handed or is the video in reverse?

Video is reversed.

Wrath, do you even know what Dylan sounds like? That doesn't sound like him at all.

Listen to the original version of that song, you'll understand why.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #590 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:11:58 PM »

Yea, since PD, Wrath, and a few others here have added me on facebook, Cheebs is trying to get me to add him. Based on the things PD has mentioned here, I'm not sure I want to add him.

Bebpo · « **Reply #591 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:35:00 PM »

Another year of school DONE.

Now time to stop reading forums/posting since I have time to actually GO DO STUFF for 2 weeks

bbbbbl

Kind of just want to drive to the airport and get on a plane somewhere...hmmmmmmmmm

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #592 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:54:55 PM »

Delete what you don't want from the "music" section, which is located under the "devices" list on the left.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #593 on:** May 13, 2010, 03:58:39 PM »

went ahead and added him. We'll see how it goes.

Himu · « **Reply #594 on:** May 13, 2010, 04:11:40 PM »

Brand New, can I be your bride?

lennedsay · « **Reply #595 on:** May 13, 2010, 08:28:37 PM »

dp

fucking iPhone

lennedsay · « **Reply #596 on:** May 13, 2010, 08:32:24 PM »

Picking up a tux rental with the spouse.

Watching an older black lady with a sexy accent checking my husband's inseam. $:-\$

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Watching a skinny white girl walk awkwardly in ridiculously tall heels.

No matter how sexy those shoes are, you look like an idiot if you can't walk in them.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #597 on:** May 13, 2010, 09:00:04 PM »

My daughter got a hit in her softball game tonight. One of 3 hits the team had. They won 15-5. 3 hits. $:-\$

According to the news, that must mean she is gonna be a lesbian. $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #598 on:** May 13, 2010, 09:02:37 PM »

wow

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #599 on:** May 13, 2010, 09:04:40 PM »

At least she won't be a dancer

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