Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening  (Read 3367070 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Olivia Wilde Homo

  • Proud Kinkshamer
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #480 on: May 09, 2010, 01:16:32 PM »
I gave my mother's day gift early last week.

No plans as my parents are working today.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2010, 01:23:39 PM by T EXP »
🍆🍆

fistfulofmetal

  • RAPTOR
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #481 on: May 09, 2010, 02:12:05 PM »
i payed for groceries for mothers day. she was happy about it./
nat

Raban

  • The baby...
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #482 on: May 09, 2010, 02:16:43 PM »
Yeah I don't know how today's going down. My mom passed away like a month ago and I think my dad and brother and I are all carrying today out in our own way. We never did dinner or any of that.
SRY

lennedsay

  • Senior MILF
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #483 on: May 09, 2010, 02:35:48 PM »
Fuck...  :(
(|)

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #484 on: May 09, 2010, 08:33:01 PM »
[youtube=560,345]METz03OSsDE[/youtube]
:rofl

almost exactly how my mom acts when she wants/needs something
010

lennedsay

  • Senior MILF
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #485 on: May 09, 2010, 08:35:39 PM »
Now I feel bad about bitching about that $7 card... It made my mom cry and she gushed about how beautiful it was. :(

She bought me a Mothers Day gift too...  :'(
(|)

brob

  • 8 diagram pole rider
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #486 on: May 09, 2010, 08:38:38 PM »
Is your mother an alcoholic PD? :-\ That woman on that video sounded more and more sloshed with each message. No wonder Johnny stays the fuck away...

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #487 on: May 09, 2010, 08:47:32 PM »
Nah but she calls every 5 minutes for computer help, or when she wants me to buy her something
010

brob

  • 8 diagram pole rider
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #488 on: May 09, 2010, 09:12:40 PM »
I have two fourteen year old brothers who are the most computer illiterate motherfuckers I've ever met. They constantly get their shit infected with the most heinous viruses and because I berate them so hard every time they just started ignoring them. I think my parents have three broken desktops sitting in the basement cus of that shit. I'm real close to just installing ubuntu or some other nerd bullshit that they can't possibly fuck up. You can't fuck up ubuntu without at least some computer knowledge right?

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #489 on: May 09, 2010, 09:24:24 PM »
I'm basically the computer dude in the family, which sucks. I've spent hours getting rid of viruses on my parents' and brothers' computers. I also do a lot of the tech stuff at my dad's practice. They have an actual tech guy do most things, but I try to do as much as I can since he charges ridiculous fucking prices. One time I was in class so I couldn't head over to help, and they had him install a wireless mouse for $50 or so. Seriously.

I'll help with just about anything as long as the person does their part. My uncle wanted me to sell a watch (that he basically stole) on Craigslist for $25k lol, yet never sent me pictures of the watch. He'd just call and say "have you put it online?" and I'd ask for the pics, tell him how to send them etc, he'd never send them and instead call the next week asking if I had posted the ad. Finally I said fuck it and moved on. I'd imagine my parents will bitch me out about that sooner or later but meh.
010

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #490 on: May 09, 2010, 10:52:01 PM »
Yeah I don't know how today's going down. My mom passed away like a month ago and I think my dad and brother and I are all carrying today out in our own way. We never did dinner or any of that.

Holy shit, why didn't you tell me?!
IYKYK

Bebpo

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #491 on: May 10, 2010, 12:59:31 AM »
Ok, that was the longest I've studied in a single day I think.  Been studying for about 10 hours straight.  DONE.  Ready to take my Securities Regulation final tomorrow and then I just have one easy and short final on Thursday and I'm done with the EVIL GRIND OF FINAL (BOSSES).

I feel like taking a few days afterwards and getting on a plane and going somewhere to just sip martinis by a beach,  but can't think of anywhere I'd love to go that's fairly cheap these days.  I don't got the $$$s for a nice expensive Europe trip until I get a job :X 

Raban

  • The baby...
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #492 on: May 10, 2010, 12:34:22 PM »
Yeah I don't know how today's going down. My mom passed away like a month ago and I think my dad and brother and I are all carrying today out in our own way. We never did dinner or any of that.

Holy shit, why didn't you tell me?!

I'm sorry, man, I hate springing that shit on people :-\
SRY

brob

  • 8 diagram pole rider
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #493 on: May 10, 2010, 01:15:39 PM »
lulz. why would you work in another font if you knew there was a required one? And what kind of school above junior high operates on 'pages' anyway? It's all about dat word-count!

Bebpo

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #494 on: May 10, 2010, 01:36:03 PM »
lulz. why would you work in another font if you knew there was a required one? And what kind of school above junior high operates on 'pages' anyway? It's all about dat word-count!

In some future advanced country, maybe.

I've never seen a school/college/grad school use anything other than page count.  And yeah the font change thing is annoying.  Even worse is when the assignment/professor doesn't specify WHICH FONT so you aren't sure if you are over/under the default font.  Had this issue with my last paper.  I did the paper in my word default which was ARIEL, but if I put it on Times New Roman it was like 2 page shorter.  So I just left it in Ariel and turned it in and hoped no one thought anything about it.  Professor didn't say anything and I got my A.

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #495 on: May 10, 2010, 03:11:53 PM »
lol one of the methods in an old library written by my supervisor is called "crapToSlices()"

brob

  • 8 diagram pole rider
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #496 on: May 10, 2010, 04:44:53 PM »
Well, I've never had an assignment be a certain amount of pages, it's always word count. So there!


:bow Scandinavian school system :bow2


brob

  • 8 diagram pole rider
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #497 on: May 10, 2010, 04:58:19 PM »
I have a red Palestinian scarf I bought at a fashionable second hand store, so I can keep it gay while hating on the jews. :rock

brob

  • 8 diagram pole rider
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #498 on: May 10, 2010, 05:09:42 PM »
Oh, I know. but when they got real pop a bunch of fashionable stores started to carry scarves that looked just like Palestinian scarves except in all kinds of rainbow colours. It was a real fun time. pushing political agendas on the airheads who bought into it and watching the 'omg I'm a politically active teen' emos rage about their sacred garment being defiled.  :-[

Robo

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #499 on: May 10, 2010, 05:20:49 PM »
I just got Bronze Power Listener badges on my zune social for Vampire Weekend and MGMT simultaneously.  Indie cred disintegrated.  :-\
obo

Eric P

  • I DESERVE the gold. I will GET the gold!
  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #500 on: May 10, 2010, 05:28:59 PM »
start listening to everything I Could Die Tomorrow posts and you could be indiecore for lyfe
Tonya

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #501 on: May 10, 2010, 07:43:42 PM »
Barf. My father freaks out and calls me a fuck up...again, for the smallest thing. Some days I am borderline suicidal being around this family, and I haven't really had suicidal thoughts since I was a teenager. Here comes that depression kick again. Thankfully Chuck comes on tonight to make me feel better.
IYKYK

muckhole

  • AMBASSADOR
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #502 on: May 10, 2010, 07:48:45 PM »
I just found out today that the persistent pain in my side for the last two weeks is a broken rib. The timing couldn't be any worse.
fek

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #503 on: May 10, 2010, 07:54:52 PM »
Ugh. Good luck.
IYKYK

Boogie

  • The Smooth Canadian
  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #504 on: May 10, 2010, 07:55:05 PM »
Well, I've never had an assignment be a certain amount of pages, it's always word count. So there!


UofT papers are predominantly page-count based.
MMA

Brehvolution

  • Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #505 on: May 10, 2010, 08:06:07 PM »
I just found out today that the persistent pain in my side for the last two weeks is a broken rib. The timing couldn't be any worse.

No fun there.  :-\ Get some pain meds. That is about all you can do.
©ZH

brob

  • 8 diagram pole rider
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #506 on: May 10, 2010, 08:07:34 PM »
Well, I've never had an assignment be a certain amount of pages, it's always word count. So there!


UofT papers are predominantly page-count based.
How in the lord I'm I supposed to know what UofT is? University of... Texas? Trondheim? Trafalgar Square?  :derp

Boogie

  • The Smooth Canadian
  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #507 on: May 10, 2010, 08:08:20 PM »

How in the lord I'm I supposed to know what UofT is? University of... Texas? Trondheim? Trafalgar Square?  :derp

University of Toronto.
MMA

muckhole

  • AMBASSADOR
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #508 on: May 10, 2010, 08:12:35 PM »
You broke your two weeks ago and you just found out? so bad ass.

How bad is it? so bad it could've ruptured an organ?



Doesn't look like it, no. I wish I could say I was bad-ass about it, but coughing, sneezing or laughing could just about drop me to the floor.  :'(


No fun there.  :-\ Get some pain meds. That is about all you can do.

I'll probably just try to tough it out.  :punch
fek

Cormacaroni

  • Poster of the Forever
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #509 on: May 10, 2010, 08:14:38 PM »
Quitting smoking is fucking hard. Real talk. Super exhausted all the time, tight chest, and having a semi-hard time breathing. Can't focus for shit either. Ugh. Almost 10 days. Need to make it to one month and I feel like it'll be smooth sailing.

Yeah, and this is what it's like ALL THE TIME for non-smokers! Welcome to our hell!
vjj

Cormacaroni

  • Poster of the Forever
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #510 on: May 10, 2010, 08:18:34 PM »
Yeah I don't know how today's going down. My mom passed away like a month ago and I think my dad and brother and I are all carrying today out in our own way. We never did dinner or any of that.

Holy shit, why didn't you tell me?!

I'm sorry, man, I hate springing that shit on people :-\

My condolences, amigo.
vjj

T234

  • Canadian Legal Expert and Hillballer
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #511 on: May 10, 2010, 08:20:58 PM »
Barf. My father freaks out and calls me a fuck up...again, for the smallest thing. Some days I am borderline suicidal being around this family, and I haven't really had suicidal thoughts since I was a teenager. Here comes that depression kick again. Thankfully Chuck comes on tonight to make me feel better.

Sometimes you hafta not listen to people.
UK

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #512 on: May 10, 2010, 09:15:44 PM »


One of these puppies will be my puppy :heart

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #513 on: May 10, 2010, 09:15:44 PM »
Barf. My father freaks out and calls me a fuck up...again, for the smallest thing. Some days I am borderline suicidal being around this family, and I haven't really had suicidal thoughts since I was a teenager. Here comes that depression kick again. Thankfully Chuck comes on tonight to make me feel better.

Sometimes you hafta not listen to people.

I try.
IYKYK

Boogie

  • The Smooth Canadian
  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #514 on: May 10, 2010, 09:19:05 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

One of these puppies will be my puppy :heart

too...much.....cuteness......

I should really check my building's policy on pets.  Though it's probably not a good idea for right now based on how often I'm gone for work.
MMA

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #515 on: May 10, 2010, 09:20:21 PM »
Barf. My father freaks out and calls me a fuck up...again, for the smallest thing. Some days I am borderline suicidal being around this family, and I haven't really had suicidal thoughts since I was a teenager. Here comes that depression kick again. Thankfully Chuck comes on tonight to make me feel better.

what happened  :'(
010

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #516 on: May 10, 2010, 09:41:48 PM »
Get the black one! That's the cutest :heartbeat

PD: My car is fucking dying and my dad blames me for it. It's an old ass car, what am I supposed to do? He then goes on a tirade on how I can't do anything right, how I'm worthless, that he's trying to "raise a man, not a sissy" and that I never do what he tells me to do. Of course mom doesn't care because she's always on the phone with one of her friends or at some organizational meeting (her sorority or the church or whatever).

It seems like no matter what I do, I'm fucked. This is partly why I attended school out of state and also why I am going to move to  California as soon as I have the funds and any available job opportunities.

To top it off, I'm pretty positive he's cheating on my mom, and now that I'm done with school I'm sure my folks will be getting a divorce soon, which will also be my fault.

I look up to my parents and love them but sometimes it's hard you know? I'm trying to move out asap.
IYKYK

Diunx

  • Humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick
  • Senior Member
Drunk

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #518 on: May 10, 2010, 09:46:52 PM »
THE BLACK ONE OR THE WHITE ONE :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
IYKYK

Boogie

  • The Smooth Canadian
  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #519 on: May 10, 2010, 09:50:01 PM »
THE BLACK ONE OR THE WHITE ONE :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

Don't answer, it's a trap!
MMA

Fresh Prince

  • a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #520 on: May 10, 2010, 09:52:55 PM »
Get the runt, FM otherwise you might be intimidated by your own dog!
888

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #521 on: May 10, 2010, 09:53:23 PM »
That sucks Himu  :'(

btw if you aren't changing the oil smh  :shh

My dad is pretty reserved, but can be annoying when he wants. On the other hand my mom is quite in-your-face aggressive. Some of her attacks on my dad are pretty ridiculous especially because he doesn't really retort.
010

Madrun Badrun

  • twin-anused mascot
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #522 on: May 10, 2010, 10:01:10 PM »
The black one is the mom.  I'm getting a red one. 

Get the runt, FM otherwise you might be intimidated by your own dog!

:lol

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #523 on: May 10, 2010, 10:09:08 PM »
The top brown one looks like it could be goofy/energetic, which is good.
:9

Boogie

  • The Smooth Canadian
  • Icon
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #524 on: May 10, 2010, 10:11:07 PM »
The black one is the mom.  I'm getting a red one. 


what's that breed again?
MMA

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #525 on: May 10, 2010, 10:18:43 PM »
Shiba Inu
IYKYK

Diunx

  • Humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #526 on: May 10, 2010, 10:19:10 PM »
Guys, I need your help with a prank, we have this annoying puritan asshole "friend" and we want to give him brownies and make him think that they are pot brownies, I'm the only one on this group of friends who actually smokes so they don't want to use real weed, we need a condiment that makes the brownies taste diferent or weird but good.

The guy has never being around weed or weed smokers so if he feels something weird in the brownie and we tell him that it is pot he will hopefully believe us.

So anyone have a good recommendation of what we can use?
Drunk

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #527 on: May 10, 2010, 10:19:59 PM »
That sucks Himu  :'(

btw if you aren't changing the oil smh  :shh

My dad is pretty reserved, but can be annoying when he wants. On the other hand my mom is quite in-your-face aggressive. Some of her attacks on my dad are pretty ridiculous especially because he doesn't really retort.

Well, my car stays back home all the time. It's not like I can take care of it on the regular. I just got back and was getting my car fixed up. I KNOW I need an oil change and am going to get one this week.
IYKYK

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #528 on: May 10, 2010, 10:28:46 PM »
Guys, I need your help with a prank, we have this annoying puritan asshole "friend" and we want to give him brownies and make him think that they are pot brownies, I'm the only one on this group of friends who actually smokes so they don't want to use real weed, we need a condiment that makes the brownies taste diferent or weird but good.

The guy has never being around weed or weed smokers so if he feels something weird in the brownie and we tell him that it is pot he will hopefully believe us.

So anyone have a good recommendation of what we can use?

Throw in pine needles. Pot brownies taste like that.
fat

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #529 on: May 10, 2010, 10:29:34 PM »
The black one is the mom.  I'm getting a red one. 


Too bad the black one IS THE CUTEST ONE
IYKYK

TakingBackSunday

  • Banana Grabber
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #530 on: May 10, 2010, 10:53:22 PM »
what.cd freeleech weeks are the best kinds of weeks
püp

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #531 on: May 10, 2010, 10:54:26 PM »
* BlueTsunami runs to what.cd
:9

TakingBackSunday

  • Banana Grabber
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #532 on: May 10, 2010, 11:05:18 PM »
They've got this Monterey Pop Festival collection that I'm excited to listen to.  And a ton of cool old electronic and new wave.
püp

BlueTsunami

  • The Muffin Man
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #533 on: May 10, 2010, 11:09:30 PM »
Grabbed a bunch of the electronic ones and some of the experimental stuff. I'm set for bus ridin' music for the month.
:9

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #534 on: May 10, 2010, 11:12:10 PM »
What's a fast way to make 1-2k in like two months if you don't have a job (working on it)? :(
IYKYK

TakingBackSunday

  • Banana Grabber
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #535 on: May 10, 2010, 11:14:05 PM »
Anybody who grabs that Tesla album, I will secretly judge
püp

Fresh Prince

  • a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #536 on: May 10, 2010, 11:14:39 PM »
Sell drugs, play basketball, rap  ???
888

Cormacaroni

  • Poster of the Forever
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #537 on: May 10, 2010, 11:28:26 PM »
what.cd freeleech weeks are the best kinds of weeks

thanks for the heads up! still kicking myself for missing the entirety of the last one.
vjj

BlackMage

  • The Panty-Peeler
  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #538 on: May 10, 2010, 11:52:44 PM »
you in some trouble himumu?  :o
UNF

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #539 on: May 10, 2010, 11:53:26 PM »
Well I need to fix my car :(
IYKYK