Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3614301 times)

archie4208 · « **Reply #240 on:** April 30, 2010, 09:51:53 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 30, 2010, 09:43:34 PM

So did they take out religion and all that other crap out of this year's census? Because I didn't see it on my form.

Yeah. The diciest questions deal with Hispanic origin and race. It is especially embarrassing when you can easily tell what race someone is but you still have to ask the question.

Himu · « **Reply #241 on:** April 30, 2010, 09:56:19 PM »

Yeah I noticed that. ARE YOU OF HISPANIC ORIGIN? And there's like 5 answers to this one question

White people scared

lennedsay · « **Reply #242 on:** April 30, 2010, 10:28:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 30, 2010, 09:56:19 PM

Yeah I noticed that. ARE YOU OF HISPANIC ORIGIN? And there's like 5 answers to this one question

White people scared

Yea wtf was up with that? It was like, "What race* are you? (*Hispanic is not a race)" then the next question was "What kind of Hispanic** are you? (**Since you don't have your own race)"

Ichirou · « **Reply #243 on:** April 30, 2010, 11:31:22 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 30, 2010, 09:38:18 PM

Quote from: Boogie on April 30, 2010, 09:10:29 PM
Anyhow, add another notch to the "Boogie crash and burns" file.

Fired off a message to SaDC, suggesting a third date. Get this reply:

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Hey Boogie,

I actually just finished the term yesterday... pretty exciting! Thanks for the congratulations.

I feel like I should probably be honest here... You seem like a nice guy, but I actually meant what I said at the Stag & Doe about not being interested in dating right now, and I don't want to lead you on. So I think it's probably for the best if we don't hang out. I'll see you at the wedding though.

Take care,
Stag and Doe Chick

Analysis:

Bitch, if you meant what you said at the Stag, why the fuck did you go out with me twice? It's not like my intentions were unclear. And when I tried to kiss you, and you turned away, you said "I want to take things slow." "Taking things slow" implies that things are actually going to go somewhere. You don't want to lead me on, but you were willing to go out with me twice? Fuck you.

*this close* to just giving up and going back to the ex.

When you see her at the wedding, headbutt her in the ovaries.

Nah, he should plant her prints on a crime scene. Then she'll be gone, rotting in jail to no one's tears...

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #244 on:** May 01, 2010, 12:32:13 PM »

I just noticed a Five Guys Burgers was recently built near my place, any good?

Eric P · « **Reply #245 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:32:59 PM »

yes

but get the "small" everything

they way load you up on food

Robo · « **Reply #246 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:35:43 PM »

Nah, get all the big shit the first time. It's fun to see how much damn food you get.

Then you take big shit and NEVER AGAIN.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #247 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:37:04 PM »

Thanks guys, gonna' try them out

Himu · « **Reply #248 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:39:13 PM »

I accidentally took my vehicle inspection sticker when replacing my vehicle registration sticker.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #249 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:50:10 PM »

For those of you who've had both: Five Guys or In N Out? I think Sac is supposed to get a Five Guys this year

Himu · « **Reply #250 on:** May 01, 2010, 01:51:28 PM »

Both of those sound kinky.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #251 on:** May 01, 2010, 02:37:07 PM »

Five Guys In-N-Out sounds like viral vid of a man train.

Five Guys is fucking great. I think it's better than the other "high quality" burger chains like Culver's. It's all about the toppings. But yeah, small everything, you'll be full the rest of the night regardless. The small fries is enough to share between 2 or 3 people...it's like half a paper lunch bag of fries.

I don't know if it's just Chicago, but the place got pretty expensive. 1 patty burger + fries + coke is about $10. i think it was 7 or 8 in madison.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #252 on:** May 01, 2010, 02:42:42 PM »

Five Guys

brawndolicious · « **Reply #253 on:** May 01, 2010, 03:42:25 PM »

In-N-Out is extremely overrated imo.

Diunx · « **Reply #254 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:02:22 AM »

The last boss of Resident Evil 5 sucked, game was awesome though.

etiolate · « **Reply #255 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:33:22 AM »

I was at a pizza place working on an essay for a couple hours just now. On my way there, I saw a bunch of people hanging out at the clock tower downtown. I thought this was odd, but maybe it was some organized get together. On my way out, leaving the pizza place, people were chatting outside about something going on. I turn the corner of the pizza restaurant and enter the parking lot to find stacks of police cars and a riot wagon. Next thing I know there is a single file line of police in riot gear walking past me. I guessed they were heading to the clock tower, and I was right. Why? I don't know. It was late at night, but the people gathering there weren't exactly a riot. Maybe there was something else going on.

I kind of wanted to see what would happen, but decided to finish what I needed to do tonight.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #256 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:04:32 AM »

There were some May Day rallies over immigrant rights today.

brob · « **Reply #257 on:** May 02, 2010, 07:51:30 AM »

Just got back from church and my brothers' confirmation. I had forgotten how utterly dreadful it is to be stuck in church for 90 minutes. And you can't sleep either because you're expected to get up all the time when they sing their little songs or do those chants or whatever. blaaargh...

Whatevs, at least there will some fancy food soon. And a bunch of super old relatives that are going to bitch and whine about how I've grown and who's kid are you again and oh, my how you've grown. $:-\$

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #258 on:** May 02, 2010, 10:15:04 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 01, 2010, 01:51:28 PM

Both of those sound kinky.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #259 on:** May 02, 2010, 10:31:46 AM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on May 02, 2010, 07:51:30 AM

Just got back from church and my brothers' confirmation. I had forgotten how utterly dreadful it is to be stuck in church for 90 minutes. And you can't sleep either because you're expected to get up all the time when they sing their little songs or do those chants or whatever. blaaargh...

Whatevs, at least there will some fancy food soon. And a bunch of super old relatives that are going to bitch and whine about how I've grown and who's kid are you again and oh, my how you've grown. $:-\$

I already switched to atheism before I was confirmed. I figured it wasn't worth the family drama (my parents were somewhat religious but there are some religiotards in my extended family that would pop a blood vessel if they found out their sister was rearing a filthy atheist) and went through with it anyway.

Fortunately, I got a couple hundred bucks as a gift so it wasn't all bad!

brob · « **Reply #260 on:** May 02, 2010, 12:33:09 PM »

Ya, everyone I know got confirmed for the money, I kinda wish I hadn't done it looking back, because it only helps keep Christianity as the state religion, but whatever. My brothers made away with a couple of Gs today so they're happy.

Family shit was horrendous as expected. Awkward speeches, awkward laughter, sheltered old people asking questions about how I spend my free time - pretending to be hip and edgy by talking about how I probably take a beer or two on the weekends... And there was only one cake that was really good. I expected at least two. :emo

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #261 on:** May 02, 2010, 12:47:58 PM »

When I ate at Denny's yesterday, I had seen that waitress again, the one that looks like Rita from Dexter. Oh my. She must be in her mid to late 30's, I'm too young for her. Lawd'.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #262 on:** May 02, 2010, 01:03:28 PM »

She have a ring on?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #263 on:** May 02, 2010, 01:05:38 PM »

Didn't think to check. I got a single mother vibe though.

brob · « **Reply #264 on:** May 02, 2010, 01:06:14 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on May 02, 2010, 12:44:50 PM

Whats a confirmation?

It's a christian thing. When you're born you're baptized, but then when you are fourteen you 'confirm' your faith in god with a ceremony called confirmation. If you are baptized and don't go through with confirmation you are removed from the Christian registry (and if you go through with it you remain registered). This obviously affects the church's power as it's currently claiming somewhere in the 60~70% of the population (Christianity is the state religion, and they use this number to justify it staying that way). This is because teens go through with it based entirely on tradition and the fact that you get a lot of presents, all of which usually are money (or liquidated funds of some sort).

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #265 on:** May 02, 2010, 01:11:17 PM »

yummy mummy, go for it! that shit's hot

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #266 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:40:26 PM »

This is kind of a dumb question, especially coming from a compsci major, but can you install a mac OS on any PC now? I know that before they switched to Intel you couldn't and I know that after the switch you could put windows on an apple machine but does it work the other way around too?

demi · « **Reply #267 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:41:38 PM »

Look up "Hackintosh"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #268 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:18:33 PM »

Thanks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #269 on:** May 02, 2010, 03:32:17 PM »

Met my new census supervisor today. She's like 40, kinda chubby, has freckles everywhere, and has lots of tatoos. :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #270 on:** May 02, 2010, 04:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 02, 2010, 02:40:26 PM

This is kind of a dumb question, especially coming from a compsci major, but can you install a mac OS on any PC now? I know that before they switched to Intel you couldn't and I know that after the switch you could put windows on an apple machine but does it work the other way around too?

Why would you want to install an inferior OS on your pc anyway?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #271 on:** May 02, 2010, 04:48:30 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 02, 2010, 04:17:29 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 02, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
This is kind of a dumb question, especially coming from a compsci major, but can you install a mac OS on any PC now? I know that before they switched to Intel you couldn't and I know that after the switch you could put windows on an apple machine but does it work the other way around too?

Why would you want to install an inferior OS on your pc anyway?

Work reasons.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #272 on:** May 02, 2010, 05:49:57 PM »

question for the apple fanboys here: should i get an ipod touch for a gift now, or is there a new generation coming out soon that i should wait for and get as a gift later in the year?

brob · « **Reply #273 on:** May 02, 2010, 05:57:54 PM »

Hai guise, guess wat. I got laid last night! Ending my dry spell that almost had my hymen sealed back up.

I had to endure a romantic comedy with Catherine Zeta Jones and Aaron Eckhart that absolutely shit, and I had to pretend that I liked it because she rented it since I like to cook and the film's plot was about ''two diametrically opposed chiefs falling in love''.

Anyway! Nice digs, fluffy handcuffs and shit. Hope she'll let me in for seconds, I kinda worried about her ex coming back into the picture tho. Got the feeling she was only sleeping with me because he fucked up somehow...

It's all good tho, had my first outdoors pilsner yesterday and intend to have some more this week, weather is coming around and a lot of girls who go to school elsewhere are coming home after finals. Life is good.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #274 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:18:39 PM »

Not clear whether you're male or female

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #275 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:23:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2010, 08:18:39 PM

Not clear whether you're male or female

I'm hoping for butch lez

brob · « **Reply #276 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:28:27 PM »

I can feign gender confusion if it makes my life more interesting to you PD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #277 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:31:20 PM »

Was she hot?

was it just missionary or more interesting shit

brawndolicious · « **Reply #278 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:35:48 PM »

no guy would drag a girl into watching a rom-com. unless he was gay but if he was gay then he wouldn't bang her.

brob · « **Reply #279 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:39:21 PM »

Pretty face and works out like she's got OCD, so it's all tight and good. Could probably go for something a little squishier, like, if you can't titty fuck a set of tits then that's kind of a problem, ya know? Sex was great tho, but I think I'm overselling it on account of not getting any in three months. Slapped me around when I tried to get some finger action in her ass tho' so I guess I've gotta put in work for that one.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #280 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:44:49 PM »

Sex sounds like a great thing. Wish I got some sex.

brob · « **Reply #281 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:49:52 PM »

One of my favorite sexual fantasizes the latest 24 hours have been the girl from yesterday and her (identical) twin sister, who has an equally pretty face (durr), but doesn't work out as much so she has bigger tits and a little more general blubber to grab at.

I might just masturbate now...

demi · « **Reply #282 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:50:24 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 02, 2010, 08:44:49 PM

Sex sounds like a great thing. Wish I got some sex.

Lot of work for little reward. Dont stress yourself too much

brob · « **Reply #283 on:** May 02, 2010, 09:08:31 PM »

Just because you're ashamed of your lard-bag fetish every time you stop masturbating to videos and actually touch one doesn't mean that we who have normal fetishes, like incestuous group sex, should follow your example.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #284 on:** May 02, 2010, 09:26:22 PM »

Got a girl's number a couple days ago while at Borders. Decided what the hell might as well call tonight. Turns out to be a Walmart number $:-\$

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #285 on:** May 02, 2010, 09:30:04 PM »

Even I feel sorry for you now.

You don't want a girl that knows the number to Walmart any way.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #286 on:** May 03, 2010, 12:31:26 AM »

Of course I have dammit $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #287 on:** May 03, 2010, 12:33:37 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2010, 09:26:22 PM

Got a girl's number a couple days ago while at Borders. Decided what the hell might as well call tonight. Turns out to be a Walmart number $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #288 on:** May 03, 2010, 12:40:57 AM »

PD

I start work tomorrow. I'm nervous.

Raban · « **Reply #289 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:11:34 AM »

Does anybody here ever go to post something in a thread, and you see that the last post in that thread was your own, so you just wait until somebody replies before you make a new post? I find this happening to me more and more.

lennedsay · « **Reply #290 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:35:58 AM »

Quote from: startselect on May 03, 2010, 01:11:34 AM

Does anybody here ever go to post something in a thread, and you see that the last post in that thread was your own, so you just wait until somebody replies before you make a new post? I find this happening to me more and more.

Don't let it bother you man. On GAF, it just means that you're right and they're wrong and they know it. Oh here, I don't know. No one can think of something wittier or more homosexual to say perhaps?

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I wasn't going to say anything, but I was afraid we'd have to go on suicide watch for you if you didn't get a reply. :'(

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Raban · « **Reply #291 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:39:04 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 03, 2010, 01:35:58 AM

Quote from: startselect on May 03, 2010, 01:11:34 AM
Does anybody here ever go to post something in a thread, and you see that the last post in that thread was your own, so you just wait until somebody replies before you make a new post? I find this happening to me more and more.

Don't let it bother you man. On GAF, it just means that you're right and they're wrong and they know it. Oh here, I don't know. No one can think of something wittier or more homosexual to say perhaps?

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I wasn't going to say anything, but I was afraid we'd have to go on suicide watch for you if you didn't get a reply. :'(
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lennedsay · « **Reply #292 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:45:38 AM »

On a side note, I've been an actual member here for a year and a half today. Did each of you guys buy me a small present, or pitch in for something big?

Raban · « **Reply #293 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:48:24 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 03, 2010, 01:45:38 AM

On a side note, I've been an actual member here for a year and a half today. Did each of you guys buy me a small present, or pitch in for something big?

It isn't big, but I've got something to pitch

lennedsay · « **Reply #294 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:53:49 AM »

Camping supplies of sorts?

Raban · « **Reply #295 on:** May 03, 2010, 01:55:24 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 03, 2010, 01:53:49 AM

Camping supplies of sorts?

Only the tent

Raban · « **Reply #296 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:00:14 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on May 03, 2010, 01:58:05 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on May 03, 2010, 01:45:38 AM
On a side note, I've been an actual member here for a year and a half today. Did each of you guys buy me a small present, or pitch in for something big?
I could pitch something big if thats what you want.

Don't steal him!

!

lennedsay · « **Reply #297 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:03:05 AM »

Him?

Oh, I was wondering why there was no heterosexual-behavior combobreaker. You thought I was a dude? :'(

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Or I'm just that awesome. I can rock out with my proverbial cock out.

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Raban · « **Reply #298 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:07:09 AM »

I actually didn't know that

EDIT: Wrath, stop jacking my game, son. You got Minxy, I got this

lennedsay · « **Reply #299 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:12:06 AM »

I have a headache/need to shampoo my hair.

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