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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #180 on: April 29, 2010, 02:07:21 PM »
why?  i was taking a dump the other day and some guy walks into the stall next to me and pees and then pulls some tp (i'm assuming from this point on) so he can dab his dick dry.  jesus christ.  what's wrong with shaking it like you're supposed to?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #181 on: April 29, 2010, 02:09:37 PM »
I always use urinals, I have nothing to be ashamed of :drake
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #182 on: April 29, 2010, 02:10:26 PM »
I'm pretty ashamed of my baby dick but I use urinals anyways

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #183 on: April 29, 2010, 03:04:51 PM »
smh @ guys who use stalls to pee

I never use a urinal unless the stalls are taken. Fuck that

:rofl Pathetic
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #184 on: April 29, 2010, 03:50:51 PM »
A guy I used to work with was taking medicine that made his pee orange. He was horrified to see just how much pee splashed back onto your pants when using a urinal. I still use them though.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #185 on: April 29, 2010, 03:55:07 PM »
I don't understand the fear of pee, dat' yellow magic is sterile
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #186 on: April 29, 2010, 03:58:14 PM »
I don't understand the fear of pee, dat' yellow magic is sterile
Immediately out of your penis, yeah.  but it's a very good medium to grow bascteria in.

I personally never use urinals.  I like the privacy and toilet paper too much.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #187 on: April 29, 2010, 03:58:53 PM »
I tell teenage girls it's sterile all the time hoping that they'll let me pee on them.  but they never do.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #188 on: April 29, 2010, 04:07:27 PM »
I normally don't use a stall if I just need to pee, but for these long days, you never know what is brewing.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #189 on: April 29, 2010, 04:22:58 PM »
man babies.

So i'm in a meeting and the guy running it hooks his laptop up to the 50" LCD we have in the conference room. He opens up chrome, and you know the thumbnails of your history it gives you?

-Tnaflix
-Youporn
-Redtube

and I think I saw asslickers.com.

Good lord, sir. Why embarrass yourself like that?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #190 on: April 29, 2010, 04:27:51 PM »
smh

It's not even that hard to keep sites from appearing on the start up page. All you have to do is click the little "X" that appears up at the top.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #191 on: April 29, 2010, 04:36:16 PM »
'spose not. Hope he gets it right before tomorrow when he has a presentation for his baws.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #192 on: April 29, 2010, 04:36:55 PM »
man babies.

So i'm in a meeting and the guy running it hooks his laptop up to the 50" LCD we have in the conference room. He opens up chrome, and you know the thumbnails of your history it gives you?

-Tnaflix
-Youporn
-Redtube

and I think I saw asslickers.com.

Good lord, sir. Why embarrass yourself like that?

A real nicca in the know would use Incognito Mode. Best mode ever.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #193 on: April 29, 2010, 04:37:20 PM »
True this.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #194 on: April 29, 2010, 05:21:27 PM »
I'm in mountain view right now, and apparently google put up a free public wifi network (I'm two miles from their campus).  These are the speeds I'm getting:



I wonder how much that undercuts other ISP's business in this city?  Those are good enough speeds for browsing but you'd probably want more for downloading movies or online gaming.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #195 on: April 29, 2010, 05:30:23 PM »
smh @ guys who use stalls to pee

I never use a urinal unless the stalls are taken. Fuck that

:rofl Pathetic

I've had more bad urinal situations than bad stall situations.

Bad stall situations:
-guy in next stall asking me to pass him some tp under the wall, and after I did asked to shake my hand as a sign of appreciation
-guy dropped cell phone and it somehow slid under the wall and hit my foot, so I kicked it back to him and he was like "fuck, you just scratched my phone up"

Bad urinal situations:
-guys trying to talk/look at me as I'm peeing
-AA basketball coach patted me on the back as I was peeing
-guys walking up and standing a foot from the urinal to piss, exposing their junk

smh  :-\
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« Reply #196 on: April 29, 2010, 07:36:09 PM »
tell me PD, do you pee in a stall with the stall door open? I encountered that one yesterday.

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« Reply #197 on: April 29, 2010, 07:41:01 PM »
So we went out, and i already kinda knew she was kinda dumb. But goddamn son, she is dumb as bricks. We'll see.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #198 on: April 29, 2010, 07:41:30 PM »
P(in a stall)D~~~
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« Reply #199 on: April 29, 2010, 07:56:01 PM »
So we went out, and i already kinda knew she was kinda dumb. But goddamn son, she is dumb as bricks. We'll see.

I've gone through this, don't do it!
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« Reply #200 on: April 29, 2010, 08:08:14 PM »
So we went out, and i already kinda knew she was kinda dumb. But goddamn son, she is dumb as bricks. We'll see.

I've gone through this, don't do it!

i like em dumb  :drool
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #201 on: April 29, 2010, 08:13:29 PM »
I can take dumb and quiet but not dumb and talkative.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2010, 08:20:00 PM by Fresh Prince »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #202 on: April 29, 2010, 08:16:28 PM »
So we went out, and i already kinda knew she was kinda dumb. But goddamn son, she is dumb as bricks. We'll see.

I've gone through this, don't do it!

i like em dumb  :drool

I wonder if its possible to be both dumb and have a sense of taste, I think I could dig that

Edit: That sounds like me for some reason  :'(
« Last Edit: April 29, 2010, 08:40:07 PM by BlueTsunami »
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #203 on: April 29, 2010, 08:22:40 PM »
Do it! dumb chicks are great.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #204 on: April 30, 2010, 12:47:03 AM »
tell me PD, do you pee in a stall with the stall door open? I encountered that one yesterday.

good lord.

I hate when the stall lock is broken and the door keeps swinging open, so you have to pee with one hand and hold the door with the other hand
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #205 on: April 30, 2010, 12:59:43 AM »
Why do you have to hold the door?

"Because otherwise pervs and queers will get you son" *PD's mom to PD at age 7
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #206 on: April 30, 2010, 01:16:00 AM »
Because the door will swing open a bit, and someone might think no one is in the stall and push right in.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #207 on: April 30, 2010, 02:10:10 AM »
:usacry

The above speed test made me want to check mine. And this is capped by my fucking router. I need to get a new one.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #208 on: April 30, 2010, 06:24:46 AM »
I say make green shinobi a "recovering leper".

After one hour, he can post in threads he didn't make.

One day, and he can edit his posts.

One week and he can make a new topic.

At one month, he's back to being able to make polls.

After 6 months, he's an icon.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #209 on: April 30, 2010, 11:07:08 AM »
92 in logic.  I'm a bit disappointed actually.  I'm such a keener  :'( :'( :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #210 on: April 30, 2010, 11:08:27 AM »
I say make green shinobi a "recovering leper".

After one hour, he can post in threads he didn't make.

One day, and he can edit his posts.

One week and he can make a new topic.

At one month, he's back to being able to make polls.

After 6 months, he's an icon.

12 months, e-suicide
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #211 on: April 30, 2010, 11:48:12 AM »
I am now no longer a college student.

Oh my goodddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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« Reply #212 on: April 30, 2010, 11:51:23 AM »
congrats!  let me bone you to celebrate.

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #213 on: April 30, 2010, 12:11:12 PM »
I am now no longer a college student.

Oh my goodddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Oh my good? Looks like someone fell through the cracks :teehee

No but seriously, congrats, yo
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #214 on: April 30, 2010, 01:38:13 PM »
Just got off the phone with some minister dude asking about a bunch of computer shit and then referred to the owner of this shop as "that mulatto dude". SMH
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« Reply #215 on: April 30, 2010, 01:43:31 PM »
I am now no longer a college student.

Oh my goodddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Congrats man!

Don't do anything completely retarded like going to law school. 

Speaking of which where's malek, I need a good ice cream and crying session.

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« Reply #216 on: April 30, 2010, 02:22:34 PM »
He must have another final left since he hasn't really started posting again.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #217 on: April 30, 2010, 04:11:45 PM »
Gonna be in a music video yay.

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« Reply #218 on: April 30, 2010, 04:36:48 PM »
:bow Wrath2X :bow2

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« Reply #219 on: April 30, 2010, 04:44:41 PM »
pd closes a stall to take a piss :lol

youd never make it in the military, in some training places you have to shit out in the open

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #220 on: April 30, 2010, 04:45:18 PM »
This crackhead just came into the shop. Here's what happened

1) He told me that the owner lets him use the Internet for free, he got on the PC and showed me his website

2) This is his website http://bistro.webs.com/ (I'm still not sure if he was bullshitting me but the girl pic links to a page about wolves so I don't know what the fuck)

3) He tried to game me, I think he was trying to make me think that he works here and that he works here after 5pm (when I get out). Yeah distinguished black fellow, I'ma give you the keys, make sure to close up at 8.
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« Reply #221 on: April 30, 2010, 04:50:53 PM »
Nice site. Signed up for a membership to get the meal and a show. Should be fun.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #222 on: April 30, 2010, 04:54:59 PM »
He said the girl on the page is his "daughter" and proceeded to look up at me and ask "What do you think?". I ain't gonna lie, that flustered me a bit. My answer, uhh yeah, she's nice (wtf?)
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« Reply #223 on: April 30, 2010, 05:01:18 PM »
I am now no longer a college student.

Oh my goodddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Congrats man!

Don't do anything completely retarded like going to law school. 

Speaking of which where's malek, I need a good ice cream and crying session.

hahahaha what

Law? hahahahaha

I want to get my master of fine arts, though.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #224 on: April 30, 2010, 05:01:50 PM »
lol art school
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« Reply #225 on: April 30, 2010, 05:14:14 PM »
or in an elementary school

Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #226 on: April 30, 2010, 05:19:32 PM »
Film is filed under fine arts.

So it'd be a film mfa.
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« Reply #227 on: April 30, 2010, 05:28:33 PM »
I just want more training.

I have most of the stuff set up though. I have enough money in my savings to get me a new hd camcorder, a great tripod (although I have one), a monopod, a steadicam (already have one), and additional accessories for about 1100.

I already have the mac and final cut pro.

So theoretically, I could start doing it on my own without more training, but...
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #228 on: April 30, 2010, 05:30:29 PM »
I have the cheap steadicam.
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« Reply #229 on: April 30, 2010, 05:31:12 PM »
http://steadycam.org/

:smug

works pretty well.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #230 on: April 30, 2010, 05:32:18 PM »
You check out the DSLR that have recording functions now Himu? Or your looking into more robust video cameras?
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« Reply #232 on: April 30, 2010, 05:40:27 PM »
Awwww sheeeeit. Your computer monster enough to edit HD video? My shit would crap out.
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« Reply #233 on: April 30, 2010, 05:44:24 PM »
Well, you might as well go all the way, right?

It's probably your editing program. In the past I used Final Cut Express, right? And I'd try to edit hd video and it was impossible. So I converted the mov's to avi's and it was good then and yet with Pro, I'm fine...most of the time.

What computer do you have? PC or Mac?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #234 on: April 30, 2010, 06:04:39 PM »
Visited my grandparents today. I was in their yard pulling some stuff out their garden when I noticed I could see some dude in their garage (the yard is separated from the garage by sun room). I moved out of sight of the doorway, then crept along the side of the sun room, grabbed a shovel and slowly walked into the garage. Didn't see anyone so I walked out the garage door and saw the guy to my right, looking into the back yard from the side fence. I walked up on him and asked if he wanted something

him: oh sup my brotha, I'm just selling some flowers, think the resident wants to buy some?
*dude has no flowers on him*
me: no
him: well, have a good day.

So I walked back into the garage, closed the door/locked it and checked the house doors to make sure they were locked. Detroit has some good areas, but they live in an average to bad area and I wish they'd move. I call all the time reminding them to lock up, and usually they do but eh, it takes one mistake to lead to disaster  :-\
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #235 on: April 30, 2010, 07:26:27 PM »
Really Wrika? Who's music video?

I don't even know.

Got called by a friend that is going to work on it. For some dude and it will be on this T.V show whatever. There are 3 guys and lots of girls apparently, and i'm gonna be one of the 3 guys. Gonna wear a suit and shit.

Will know more when i get there.

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« Reply #236 on: April 30, 2010, 07:47:13 PM »
2) This is his website http://bistro.webs.com/ (I'm still not sure if he was bullshitting me but the girl pic links to a page about wolves so I don't know what the fuck)
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motherfucker has a bullshit business site that supposedly has a picture of his daughter hiding a wolf fetish and you let him touch the computers?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #237 on: April 30, 2010, 08:09:20 PM »
This is one of my girls.


She is wild.

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« Reply #238 on: April 30, 2010, 09:03:16 PM »
Visited my grandparents today. I was in their yard pulling some stuff out their garden when I noticed I could see some dude in their garage (the yard is separated from the garage by sun room). I moved out of sight of the doorway, then crept along the side of the sun room, grabbed a shovel and slowly walked into the garage. Didn't see anyone so I walked out the garage door and saw the guy to my right, looking into the back yard from the side fence. I walked up on him and asked if he wanted something

him: oh sup my brotha, I'm just selling some flowers, think the resident wants to buy some?
*dude has no flowers on him*
me: no
him: well, have a good day.

So I walked back into the garage, closed the door/locked it and checked the house doors to make sure they were locked. Detroit has some good areas, but they live in an average to bad area and I wish they'd move. I call all the time reminding them to lock up, and usually they do but eh, it takes one mistake to lead to disaster  :-\

 :lol

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« Reply #239 on: April 30, 2010, 09:06:25 PM »
 :'(

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