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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #180 on: April 28, 2010, 02:40:15 PM »
It's "drawed".
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #181 on: April 28, 2010, 02:41:22 PM »
I don't think so.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #182 on: April 28, 2010, 02:54:51 PM »
Are you going to buy a car now?
I rarely use my car, but I really can't live without it.

I already have one, but I am possibly working on buying another used car with less mileage. I have a 2002 Camry with 140k miles on it and needs about $1,000 worth of maintenance before I do my next big road trip. I could buy a newer model Hyundai Accent with only 40k miles on it for $5k.

The difference is that the Camry is still a smooth ride with all the perks (rooftop window, automatic locks/windows, nice audio setup, rear view mirror that blocks glare, etc.) and the Hyundai is a lot smaller with almost zero perks (manual locks/windows, cassette deck, etc.) and is not nearly as smooth of a ride.

The thing, I'm pretty sure the Camry will only last me a couple of years, while that Hyundai could be a road warrior for five to eight. I dunno.
Stick with the Camry.  The Camry will probably last a lot longer with proper care.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #183 on: April 28, 2010, 03:07:29 PM »
I don't think so.

wtf do you know.  I am a native inglish talker.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #184 on: April 28, 2010, 03:12:43 PM »
A girl i've been hanging around with in classes drew(?) a heart in my arm  :-\

She's cute, but now i'm kinda on the spot. Maybe i'll ask her out, or i'll feel like an ass.

You're in college? Reason I ask is, that shit still happens? The last time a girl drew on my arm was in 9th Grade... maybe thats a bad thing :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #185 on: April 28, 2010, 03:15:31 PM »
It's Wrika, dude. I'd draw a heart on his arm too.  :heartbeat
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #186 on: April 28, 2010, 03:15:43 PM »
So depression is a bitch, 2 weeks without it and it suddenly comes back up again.

So I did what I always do, drive through the streets of Dhahran at 220 km/h while blasting rock music at its maximum volume while singing along the loudest and best I could. AC/DC is always a favorite and with "Overdose", "Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be" and "Whole Lotta Rosie" I feel much better!

Especially Whole Lotta Rosie! YOU CAN SAY SHE GOT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So basically driving through my neighborhood at high speeds while listening to devil music is my walk in the park.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #187 on: April 28, 2010, 05:13:44 PM »
Here's the birthday boy!

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Chip off the old block :heart

I hope this will help you guys get idea's for gifts.

tsk tsk tsk

If only we had child services, he'd be spending his birthday elsewhere.
We're taking him to Bahrain to see Iron Man 2 and have fun!

... as well as getting drunk and banging hookers, I'm sure.

smh.
Well I am teaching him the rocker lifestyle :smug

Jin you know any good places for gifts or even good idea's for gifts?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #188 on: April 28, 2010, 05:50:15 PM »
Who took the couch and left the cushions? pretty bad thieves imo.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #189 on: April 28, 2010, 07:45:43 PM »
Well I am teaching him the rocker lifestyle :smug

Jin you know any good places for gifts or even good idea's for gifts?

I don't know, a Wii or Wii games maybe? That's what my 8 y/o nephew keeps asking for.

You guys and your baby-having countries.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #190 on: April 28, 2010, 08:02:25 PM »
A girl i've been hanging around with in classes drew(?) a heart in my arm  :-\

She's cute, but now i'm kinda on the spot. Maybe i'll ask her out, or i'll feel like an ass.

You're in college? Reason I ask is, that shit still happens? The last time a girl drew on my arm was in 9th Grade... maybe thats a bad thing :'(

Yeah college. Apparently.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #191 on: April 28, 2010, 09:09:42 PM »
ouch! girl that i was supposed to go on a date with tomorrow night just backed out!!!  :maf  FUCK DA WORLD
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #192 on: April 28, 2010, 09:11:23 PM »
she drew it IN your arm?   ???
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #193 on: April 28, 2010, 10:06:56 PM »
Wrath your brother is gonna be a pussy magnet when he grows up.

Apparently U2 is coming here this summer I would be excited if they weren't shit.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #194 on: April 28, 2010, 11:44:16 PM »
I'm all :rock  cause it's Spring.

Then I'm all  :( cause I feel I have grown pale over the winter months and am self conscious in shorts/skirts.

Now I'm all  :maf because I'm red and mad. Sunburns  :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #195 on: April 29, 2010, 12:12:07 AM »
Wrath your brother is gonna be a pussy magnet when he grows up.
I know man, I hope gets as much as I got from 16-18. but I'm hoping for since Saudi Arabia is getting a lot more open minded.
I don't know, a Wii or Wii games maybe? That's what my 8 y/o nephew keeps asking for.
He prefers his PS3 but he loves his Wii too. I'm really lost on what to get him. Willco's idea was perfect but then the moustache had to say no.
Who took the couch and left the cushions? pretty bad thieves imo.
:lol

That room has two couches and those cushions are basically the way people decorate their rooms there. We had that and my mom wanted to use it somewhere so.....

Plus that awesome black Dean Flying V is mine niccas!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #196 on: April 29, 2010, 01:46:20 AM »
Mage :(

I'm all :rock  cause it's Spring.

Then I'm all  :( cause I feel I have grown pale over the winter months and am self conscious in shorts/skirts.

Now I'm all  :maf because I'm red and mad. Sunburns  :'(

Pale is hot.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #197 on: April 29, 2010, 02:14:39 AM »
ouch! girl that i was supposed to go on a date with tomorrow night just backed out!!!  :maf  FUCK DA WORLD

fffuuuu  :'( :maf
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #198 on: April 29, 2010, 02:16:59 AM »
Me and my bud ate a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch tonight.

weed <3
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #199 on: April 29, 2010, 09:27:23 AM »
Quote from: Wrath2x
Plus that awesome black Dean Flying V is mine distinguished black fellows!

It's awesome! :rock
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #200 on: April 29, 2010, 11:05:39 AM »
so there is this crazy public bathroom I need to stop going to

two days ago I'm in a stall taking a piss and hear a woman on a wheel chair roll into the men's bathroom and it took like 5 minutes before she left.  Then I turn around and see a 6ft5 guy watching me pee from above the stall.

I go there today and see a butt ass naked guy standing by the urinal.  I turned around and just walked out.

and that bathroom used to be so nice  :'(

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #201 on: April 29, 2010, 11:15:53 AM »
I'm all :rock  cause it's Spring.

Then I'm all  :( cause I feel I have grown pale over the winter months and am self conscious in shorts/skirts.

Now I'm all  :maf because I'm red and mad. Sunburns  :'(

Definitely rock the pale look. Daywalker
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« Reply #202 on: April 29, 2010, 11:18:30 AM »
so there is this crazy public bathroom I need to stop going to

two days ago I'm in a stall taking a piss and hear a woman on a wheel chair roll into the men's bathroom and it took like 5 minutes before she left.  Then I turn around and see a 6ft5 guy watching me pee from above the stall.

I go there today and see a butt ass naked guy standing by the urinal.  I turned around and just walked out.

and that bathroom used to be so nice  :'(
don't stop going.  It sounds pretty awesome.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #203 on: April 29, 2010, 12:05:34 PM »
This heat is killing me and it isn't even summer yet :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #204 on: April 29, 2010, 01:58:06 PM »
smh @ guys who use stalls to pee

I never use a urinal unless the stalls are taken. Fuck that
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #205 on: April 29, 2010, 02:07:21 PM »
why?  i was taking a dump the other day and some guy walks into the stall next to me and pees and then pulls some tp (i'm assuming from this point on) so he can dab his dick dry.  jesus christ.  what's wrong with shaking it like you're supposed to?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #206 on: April 29, 2010, 02:09:37 PM »
I always use urinals, I have nothing to be ashamed of :drake
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #207 on: April 29, 2010, 02:10:26 PM »
I'm pretty ashamed of my baby dick but I use urinals anyways

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #208 on: April 29, 2010, 03:04:51 PM »
smh @ guys who use stalls to pee

I never use a urinal unless the stalls are taken. Fuck that

:rofl Pathetic
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #209 on: April 29, 2010, 03:50:51 PM »
A guy I used to work with was taking medicine that made his pee orange. He was horrified to see just how much pee splashed back onto your pants when using a urinal. I still use them though.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #210 on: April 29, 2010, 03:55:07 PM »
I don't understand the fear of pee, dat' yellow magic is sterile
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #211 on: April 29, 2010, 03:58:14 PM »
I don't understand the fear of pee, dat' yellow magic is sterile
Immediately out of your penis, yeah.  but it's a very good medium to grow bascteria in.

I personally never use urinals.  I like the privacy and toilet paper too much.

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« Reply #212 on: April 29, 2010, 03:58:53 PM »
I tell teenage girls it's sterile all the time hoping that they'll let me pee on them.  but they never do.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #213 on: April 29, 2010, 04:07:27 PM »
I normally don't use a stall if I just need to pee, but for these long days, you never know what is brewing.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #214 on: April 29, 2010, 04:22:58 PM »
man babies.

So i'm in a meeting and the guy running it hooks his laptop up to the 50" LCD we have in the conference room. He opens up chrome, and you know the thumbnails of your history it gives you?

-Tnaflix
-Youporn
-Redtube

and I think I saw asslickers.com.

Good lord, sir. Why embarrass yourself like that?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #215 on: April 29, 2010, 04:27:51 PM »
smh

It's not even that hard to keep sites from appearing on the start up page. All you have to do is click the little "X" that appears up at the top.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #216 on: April 29, 2010, 04:33:02 PM »
I never use urinals cause my penis is too much of a bother to pull out and put back(cause you can't find it hahahaha ::)) and stalls give a lot more privacy.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #217 on: April 29, 2010, 04:34:36 PM »
man babies.

So i'm in a meeting and the guy running it hooks his laptop up to the 50" LCD we have in the conference room. He opens up chrome, and you know the thumbnails of your history it gives you?

-Tnaflix
-Youporn
-Redtube

and I think I saw asslickers.com.

Good lord, sir. Why embarrass yourself like that?
So the fucker doesn't know how to shift+ctrl+n?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #218 on: April 29, 2010, 04:36:16 PM »
'spose not. Hope he gets it right before tomorrow when he has a presentation for his baws.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #219 on: April 29, 2010, 04:36:55 PM »
man babies.

So i'm in a meeting and the guy running it hooks his laptop up to the 50" LCD we have in the conference room. He opens up chrome, and you know the thumbnails of your history it gives you?

-Tnaflix
-Youporn
-Redtube

and I think I saw asslickers.com.

Good lord, sir. Why embarrass yourself like that?

A real nicca in the know would use Incognito Mode. Best mode ever.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #220 on: April 29, 2010, 04:37:20 PM »
True this.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #221 on: April 29, 2010, 05:21:27 PM »
I'm in mountain view right now, and apparently google put up a free public wifi network (I'm two miles from their campus).  These are the speeds I'm getting:



I wonder how much that undercuts other ISP's business in this city?  Those are good enough speeds for browsing but you'd probably want more for downloading movies or online gaming.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #222 on: April 29, 2010, 05:30:23 PM »
smh @ guys who use stalls to pee

I never use a urinal unless the stalls are taken. Fuck that

:rofl Pathetic

I've had more bad urinal situations than bad stall situations.

Bad stall situations:
-guy in next stall asking me to pass him some tp under the wall, and after I did asked to shake my hand as a sign of appreciation
-guy dropped cell phone and it somehow slid under the wall and hit my foot, so I kicked it back to him and he was like "fuck, you just scratched my phone up"

Bad urinal situations:
-guys trying to talk/look at me as I'm peeing
-AA basketball coach patted me on the back as I was peeing
-guys walking up and standing a foot from the urinal to piss, exposing their junk

smh  :-\
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #223 on: April 29, 2010, 07:36:09 PM »
tell me PD, do you pee in a stall with the stall door open? I encountered that one yesterday.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #224 on: April 29, 2010, 07:41:01 PM »
So we went out, and i already kinda knew she was kinda dumb. But goddamn son, she is dumb as bricks. We'll see.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #225 on: April 29, 2010, 07:41:30 PM »
P(in a stall)D~~~
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #226 on: April 29, 2010, 07:56:01 PM »
So we went out, and i already kinda knew she was kinda dumb. But goddamn son, she is dumb as bricks. We'll see.

I've gone through this, don't do it!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #227 on: April 29, 2010, 08:08:14 PM »
So we went out, and i already kinda knew she was kinda dumb. But goddamn son, she is dumb as bricks. We'll see.

I've gone through this, don't do it!

i like em dumb  :drool
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #228 on: April 29, 2010, 08:13:29 PM »
I can take dumb and quiet but not dumb and talkative.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2010, 08:20:00 PM by Fresh Prince »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #229 on: April 29, 2010, 08:16:28 PM »
So we went out, and i already kinda knew she was kinda dumb. But goddamn son, she is dumb as bricks. We'll see.

I've gone through this, don't do it!

i like em dumb  :drool

I wonder if its possible to be both dumb and have a sense of taste, I think I could dig that

Edit: That sounds like me for some reason  :'(
« Last Edit: April 29, 2010, 08:40:07 PM by BlueTsunami »
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #230 on: April 29, 2010, 08:22:40 PM »
Do it! dumb chicks are great.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #231 on: April 30, 2010, 12:47:03 AM »
tell me PD, do you pee in a stall with the stall door open? I encountered that one yesterday.

good lord.

I hate when the stall lock is broken and the door keeps swinging open, so you have to pee with one hand and hold the door with the other hand
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #232 on: April 30, 2010, 12:59:43 AM »
Why do you have to hold the door?

"Because otherwise pervs and queers will get you son" *PD's mom to PD at age 7
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #233 on: April 30, 2010, 01:16:00 AM »
Because the door will swing open a bit, and someone might think no one is in the stall and push right in.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #234 on: April 30, 2010, 02:10:10 AM »
:usacry

The above speed test made me want to check mine. And this is capped by my fucking router. I need to get a new one.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #235 on: April 30, 2010, 06:24:46 AM »
I say make green shinobi a "recovering leper".

After one hour, he can post in threads he didn't make.

One day, and he can edit his posts.

One week and he can make a new topic.

At one month, he's back to being able to make polls.

After 6 months, he's an icon.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #236 on: April 30, 2010, 11:07:08 AM »
92 in logic.  I'm a bit disappointed actually.  I'm such a keener  :'( :'( :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #237 on: April 30, 2010, 11:08:27 AM »
I say make green shinobi a "recovering leper".

After one hour, he can post in threads he didn't make.

One day, and he can edit his posts.

One week and he can make a new topic.

At one month, he's back to being able to make polls.

After 6 months, he's an icon.

12 months, e-suicide
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #238 on: April 30, 2010, 11:48:12 AM »
I am now no longer a college student.

Oh my goodddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #239 on: April 30, 2010, 11:51:23 AM »
congrats!  let me bone you to celebrate.