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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #300 on: May 03, 2010, 02:15:19 AM »
I have a headache/need to shampoo my hair.

Yeah I'm just gonna come out and say I don't know what this means.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #301 on: May 03, 2010, 03:30:01 AM »
On a side note, I've been an actual member here for a year and a half today. Did each of you guys buy me a small present, or pitch in for something big?  8)

Typical woman. I'd spit on your feet for even hinting at deserving a gift.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #302 on: May 03, 2010, 07:35:53 AM »
You got high and started thinking with your cock.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #303 on: May 03, 2010, 07:51:17 AM »
I'm assuming you left her a voice message and not a text?  that's either cute in that she's completely oblivious to you being stoned or she's really needy.  maybe you could practice your koran and say you're giving up sex and drugs and fun?  If you're going to school in the US, then you only need to keep it up for like six months.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #304 on: May 03, 2010, 08:40:31 AM »
Got a girl's number a couple days ago while at Borders. Decided what the hell might as well call tonight. Turns out to be a Walmart number  :-\

Mothfucking ouch
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #305 on: May 03, 2010, 10:38:02 AM »
A clingy nympho? that sounds like a recipe for non-stop sexin' to me.  :D

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #306 on: May 03, 2010, 11:28:25 AM »
You called a girl 9 times before she picked up, Wrath? Thats too much, yo'.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #307 on: May 03, 2010, 11:37:33 AM »
9 times?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #308 on: May 03, 2010, 01:50:24 PM »
Jesus Christ
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« Reply #309 on: May 03, 2010, 01:56:48 PM »
that's the attitude wrath!

Just got word that a girl I've always had a thing for is passing through on the 17th and she is single.  :hump

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« Reply #310 on: May 03, 2010, 02:49:36 PM »
arrrrgh. trying to look for a apartment for when I move cross-country for school, and it's a fucking hassle. Half of em don't have pictures and the other half only want female tenants. :'( Why did god curse me with the peins?

Anyone ever been through this process? What are the things to look out for, etc? I really don't want to put money on something only to feel buttfucked when I go over there come fall...

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #311 on: May 03, 2010, 03:15:33 PM »
Any pics Wrath?  :-*
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #312 on: May 03, 2010, 03:18:27 PM »
Any pics Wrath?  :-*

Here, Maurice, I found some pictures from his Facebook feed:

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #313 on: May 03, 2010, 03:19:31 PM »
fuck you  :lol
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« Reply #314 on: May 03, 2010, 03:19:58 PM »
 :rofl

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #315 on: May 03, 2010, 03:20:35 PM »
:lol The ol' Walmart switcharoo
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #316 on: May 03, 2010, 03:22:08 PM »
I clicked thinking "hmm probably a pick of a babe in a hijab"  :lol

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« Reply #317 on: May 03, 2010, 03:25:55 PM »
I kid because I love. ;)
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« Reply #318 on: May 03, 2010, 03:42:43 PM »
Any pics Wrath?  :-*

Here, Maurice, I found some pictures from his Facebook feed:

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We need to get Maurice to the burn unit after that one
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #319 on: May 03, 2010, 03:54:17 PM »
Any pics Wrath?  :-*

Here, Maurice, I found some pictures from his Facebook feed:

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We need to get Maurice to the burn unit after that one
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where's the empathy fellas  :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #320 on: May 03, 2010, 03:58:21 PM »
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« Reply #321 on: May 03, 2010, 03:59:49 PM »
Nah I'm not desperate, I can get it done but good lord. Just when I think I'm doing good, I take the ultimate diss.

I spend a lot of time at Borders so it's possible I could run into her again  :lol
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #322 on: May 03, 2010, 04:01:15 PM »
I spend a lot of time at Borders so it's possible I could run into her again  :lol

Next time you see her, act dense. Be like "Hey "so and so", you mistakenly gave me the number to Walmart" and have the biggest Michael Weston shit eating grin. TIME FOR HER ASS TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.

That or leave it be and be able to pull out the "Walmart story" when you need some self deprecating story to tell.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #323 on: May 03, 2010, 04:02:59 PM »
"I called Wal-Mart but they said today was your day off."
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #324 on: May 03, 2010, 04:07:26 PM »
Any pics Wrath?  :-*

Here, Maurice, I found some pictures from his Facebook feed:

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:rofl

sorry PD :lol


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #325 on: May 03, 2010, 04:43:47 PM »
I was certifying an enumerator today and we went to two houses where we got cussed out by anti government crazies. :usacry

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #326 on: May 03, 2010, 05:45:50 PM »
cotdamn

I met with one of my new supervisor's today, I have my new block and I'll start tomorrow. Most of it has been X'd out, but there are like 10 houses. Don't think there are any apartments thank god, but I'll have to check again

edit: you go in pairs?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #327 on: May 03, 2010, 05:57:55 PM »
I just got into a verbal spat with some Asian lady that was attacking the geese during my walk today. The geese got upset when she let her little yippy dog charge one of the baby gosling, which did not go over well with the mother. I told her to pull her dog back but she was still letting it charge the gosling and terrorize it, then got upset when the mother started charging her dog.

After I finished a lap, I saw her with a long stick swatting at random geese and then throwing the stick at another goose. I told her if I ever saw her do that on the path again, I was going to report her to the community center and the rent-a-cops that work the lake. She got real snide with me. Then she left.

Leave the baby goslings alone! :punch
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #328 on: May 03, 2010, 06:00:59 PM »
that woman is hella stupid to try and pick a fight with geese

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #329 on: May 03, 2010, 06:03:37 PM »
I figure they'll attack her next time, they seem pretty smart. I don't know whether or not they recognize color or have some kind of sensory memory, but they all seem to stop hissing at me after I make one lap and indicate that I don't pose a threat to the goslings. I can actually get pretty close to them without incident.
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« Reply #330 on: May 03, 2010, 06:06:20 PM »
you'll make the walk tomorrow and find a shoe with a tiny asian foot in it

and that's it
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« Reply #331 on: May 03, 2010, 06:09:20 PM »
That'd be awesome. :lol

That reminds me - about two weeks ago, I found the headless body of a goose on the trail. What was so creepy about it about it was that there was hardly any blood. Like someone just yanked its head out. It's tough to say if the guy fell victim of territorial mating rites (they were attacking one another at that point) or was beheaded by some Haitian voodoo witch doctor out for revenge!
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« Reply #332 on: May 03, 2010, 06:13:31 PM »
or something more sinister?



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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #333 on: May 03, 2010, 06:37:52 PM »
cotdamn

I met with one of my new supervisor's today, I have my new block and I'll start tomorrow. Most of it has been X'd out, but there are like 10 houses. Don't think there are any apartments thank god, but I'll have to check again

edit: you go in pairs?

Nah.  I was just certifying them to make sure that they are doing their job correctly. 

Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #334 on: May 03, 2010, 07:24:38 PM »
I've seen people drive through lines of geese - luckily the geese moved out the way. It's really pathetic. They get across the street fast enough, and while I'm no PETA person the idea of putting a goose and her children in danger just so you can speed up to the stop sign is disgusting.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #335 on: May 03, 2010, 07:52:15 PM »
First day went well.  There was a social thing and no one was talking to me so I ditched out of it early, which made me feel like a loser, but then I got invited out for lunch, so it made things better.

All I did for work all day was read a text book :lol

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« Reply #336 on: May 03, 2010, 08:40:55 PM »


No action at all and it took me getting high to get this.


Well, that about wraps it up for the "just say no" program.....
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #337 on: May 03, 2010, 08:43:28 PM »
I just got into a verbal spat with some Asian lady that was attacking the geese during my walk today. The geese got upset when she let her little yippy dog charge one of the baby gosling, which did not go over well with the mother. I told her to pull her dog back but she was still letting it charge the gosling and terrorize it, then got upset when the mother started charging her dog.

After I finished a lap, I saw her with a long stick swatting at random geese and then throwing the stick at another goose. I told her if I ever saw her do that on the path again, I was going to report her to the community center and the rent-a-cops that work the lake. She got real snide with me. Then she left.

Leave the baby goslings alone! :punch

 :maf

There was an incident at my work last week when someone working nearby saw the dude from the Chinese restaurant throwing rocks at a baby Canadian goose and broke it's leg. Then the Asian guy says, "Oh I was just feeding it." BULLSHIT!  :maf  The guy that saw it all took the gosling to the vet. Never heard what happened after that.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #338 on: May 03, 2010, 08:47:51 PM »
This Asian aggression will not stand, man
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #339 on: May 03, 2010, 08:52:19 PM »
Yo man you need to get laid!

Who here can travel to detroit and find Maurice a suitable mate? I would but I can't till like 3 months from now.

Wait for me PD :'(

I actually want to go to Detroit for the Movement festival... Ricardo's first stateside appearance ever  :o :o :o :o :o

I wouldn't mind helping PD out, hooking him up with some mnml loving chick stuck in a k-hole, or something. EDM festivals are so easy to meet people at, thanks to all the drugs flowing at them. :P
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #340 on: May 03, 2010, 08:55:28 PM »
This Asian aggression will not stand, man

And neither will my baby gosling with it's broken leg...  :'(
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #341 on: May 03, 2010, 08:58:09 PM »
Yo man you need to get laid!

Who here can travel to detroit and find Maurice a suitable mate? I would but I can't till like 3 months from now.

Wait for me PD :'(

I actually want to go to Detroit for the Movement festival... Ricardo's first stateside appearance ever  :o :o :o :o :o

I wouldn't mind helping PD out, hooking him up with some mnml loving chick stuck in a k-hole, or something. EDM festivals are so easy to meet people at, thanks to all the drugs flowing at them. :P

I'm lost, wut  ???
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #342 on: May 03, 2010, 09:06:40 PM »
Yo man you need to get laid!

Who here can travel to detroit and find Maurice a suitable mate? I would but I can't till like 3 months from now.

Wait for me PD :'(

I actually want to go to Detroit for the Movement festival... Ricardo's first stateside appearance ever  :o :o :o :o :o

I wouldn't mind helping PD out, hooking him up with some mnml loving chick stuck in a k-hole, or something. EDM festivals are so easy to meet people at, thanks to all the drugs flowing at them. :P

I'm lost, wut  ???


Shit... lol me talking in dance music slang.

Ricardo = Ricardo Villalobos, a famous Chilean DJ
mnml = nickname for Minimal Techno (see examples below)
k-hole = an effect of the drug ketamine, where you feel separated from your body

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[youtube=560,345]_aFm0U3mdx8[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]XdJ78xNBaxo[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]am89inxKhvY[/youtube]

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #343 on: May 03, 2010, 09:20:56 PM »
The videos of people in k-holes are kinda disturbing. Seems like a chick would be too immobile to do anything, much less fuck
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« Reply #344 on: May 03, 2010, 09:23:19 PM »
why is jackie chan beating up 8 yr olds in the new karate kid movie? and why is he so technical about it? they're eight he could just hang them on a coat hanger and be done with it, no need for splits and fancy back bridges.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #345 on: May 03, 2010, 09:29:53 PM »
Depends on how many 8 year olds.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #346 on: May 03, 2010, 09:45:10 PM »
I just got into a verbal spat with some Asian lady that was attacking the geese during my walk today. The geese got upset when she let her little yippy dog charge one of the baby gosling, which did not go over well with the mother. I told her to pull her dog back but she was still letting it charge the gosling and terrorize it, then got upset when the mother started charging her dog.

After I finished a lap, I saw her with a long stick swatting at random geese and then throwing the stick at another goose. I told her if I ever saw her do that on the path again, I was going to report her to the community center and the rent-a-cops that work the lake. She got real snide with me. Then she left.

Leave the baby goslings alone! :punch

 :maf

There was an incident at my work last week when someone working nearby saw the dude from the Chinese restaurant throwing rocks at a baby Canadian goose and broke it's leg. Then the Asian guy says, "Oh I was just feeding it." BULLSHIT!  :maf  The guy that saw it all took the gosling to the vet. Never heard what happened after that.

Lennedsay, let's get married and we can raise our own flock of geese!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #347 on: May 03, 2010, 10:04:44 PM »
First it was whales, now it's Geese. WTF ASIANS RESPECT NATURE
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #348 on: May 03, 2010, 10:06:20 PM »
Geese are pricks, though.  They probably deserved it.
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« Reply #349 on: May 03, 2010, 10:21:15 PM »
Geese are pricks, though.  They probably deserved it.

it's true Geese are fucking assholes.

here's my encounter with geese back in 2006 story

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3015611
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #350 on: May 03, 2010, 10:27:01 PM »
Geese are pricks, though.  They probably deserved it.

it's true Geese are fucking assholes.

here's my encounter with geese back in 2006 story

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3015611


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So now I have this red mark in the back of my neck where it bit me or whatever and I'm wondering if geese have any diseases. Anyone know? I'm gonna go back and put that fucking goose in a rear naked choke.

Looks like we have a suspect, Willco!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #351 on: May 03, 2010, 10:32:53 PM »
We get about (as of last year, I guess goose-word has spread) 40+ geese that show up, hit the beach, promptly shit on everything for about two weeks, then move on. I'm going to need to get a fucking scarecrow (scaregoose!) if they show up again this year.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #352 on: May 03, 2010, 10:53:33 PM »
I agree that the geese can be overly aggressive, but that's not good enough reason to terrorize goslings and throw sticks at the flock.
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« Reply #353 on: May 03, 2010, 11:10:27 PM »
Oh absolutely. My grievance is simply the mess they make. Perhaps if you come up here, you can be our personal Goose-Whisperer.
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« Reply #354 on: May 03, 2010, 11:11:22 PM »
ONE DAY, SIR. ONE DAY.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #355 on: May 03, 2010, 11:14:16 PM »
I just got into a verbal spat with some Asian lady that was attacking the geese during my walk today. The geese got upset when she let her little yippy dog charge one of the baby gosling, which did not go over well with the mother. I told her to pull her dog back but she was still letting it charge the gosling and terrorize it, then got upset when the mother started charging her dog.

After I finished a lap, I saw her with a long stick swatting at random geese and then throwing the stick at another goose. I told her if I ever saw her do that on the path again, I was going to report her to the community center and the rent-a-cops that work the lake. She got real snide with me. Then she left.

Leave the baby goslings alone! :punch

 :maf

There was an incident at my work last week when someone working nearby saw the dude from the Chinese restaurant throwing rocks at a baby Canadian goose and broke it's leg. Then the Asian guy says, "Oh I was just feeding it." BULLSHIT!  :maf  The guy that saw it all took the gosling to the vet. Never heard what happened after that.

Lennedsay, let's get married and we can raise our own flock of geese!

Can it be a flock of seagulls instead?  :-*
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #356 on: May 03, 2010, 11:17:33 PM »
sorry Will, she will only love you if you show her your sack...




















































































...of jew gold.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #357 on: May 03, 2010, 11:17:34 PM »
Can it be a flock of seagulls instead?  :-*

Whatever you want, but I'm not sure what to feed them...

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #358 on: May 03, 2010, 11:19:34 PM »
I'd assume penis.
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« Reply #359 on: May 03, 2010, 11:20:02 PM »
:lol

... See, this is why we should get married!
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