Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Himu]

There's a chick I like who works near my place. She's black and she's always so friendly. I'm gonna ask her out. In fact, no. I'm not gonna ask her out. Fuck that, we're going on a date. No asking.

"So when do go on our date?"
"Our date?"
"Yes, our date."
"When did we decide to go on a date?"
"Just now."

Damn straight, I'm gonna get this.

[drew]

just found 6 ritalin in my room i totally forgot i had

they'll all be gone by tomorrow

[Bacchus7]

What do you do on Ritalin? I only work on it, and sometimes I take it to socialize, very rarely. Whatcha gonna do with 'em overnight?

[TakingBackSunday]

what the fuck do you think he's going to do

look who it is your talking to

[WrikaWrek]

Soft or fully erect?

erect. Anyway, i always thought i had a small dick, so it was great when i got good news.

[demi]

Spanish have slightly beefier penises than whities, but only barely. Italians still got you wrecked though.

[Positive Touch]

Spanish have slightly beefier penises than whities, but only barely. Italians still got you wrecked though.

hell yeah son

[Diunx]

I have always hear that spanish have small dicks.

[demi]

You sure you dont mean Mexican/Cubans? lol. I know you guys all blend, but...

[BlueTsunami]

Hey guys, look what I found on my neck after my morning jog...

*Don't click if you don't like bugs

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Nature 

One of the reasons why I can't see how people camp regularly and why I can't see myself surviving a post apocalyptic scenario

[CajoleJuice]

7.08 inches, boooyaaaaa

pics or it didn't happen

[BlueTsunami]

I've spent a ton of time out in the woods and such an never *knocks on wood* had a tick.

I think I remember reading that ticks are like mosquitoes in that certain people are more prone to attracting them. That or the wooded area I jog around is infested with these things. What makes it worse is that there are deer too which ups the danger of lyme disease.

[Phoenix Dark]

Never had ticks or any type of small bug aggro outside of mosquitoes during camping/walking in the woods. Negro hair

Whenever we go camping we get a fire started asap; the smoke repels a lot of bugs.

[lennedsay]

I did not adhere to your warnings blue... I clicked with one hand and started to put a potato chip in my mouth with the other, and I just froze in disgust/horror.

Still ate that chip though, like a boss.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I went hiking like 2-3 years ago and when I got back I was covered in ticks. It sucks.

[BlueTsunami]

I went hiking like 2-3 years ago and when I got back I was covered in ticks. It sucks.

Don't remember where I had read it but there was an account of some dude walking down a trail in some fairly long hiking trail (probably in Yellowstone). He supposedly walked into some high grass, looked down and found his ankles covered in ticks.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

thats pretty much what happened to me. I was walking along a snowmobile trail and they just like automatically jumped on me. I had about 20, they where on my clothes, everywheres. I was pulling them off a week later. They where deer ticks also of course. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Stupid delervery man left a pick up notice without even trying to knock or ring the bell.  Asshole.  I wanted my FMA Brotherhood now!

[MyNameIsMethodis]

they where in my hair and on my scalp too was fucked up

[MyNameIsMethodis]

why is it that most young people on dating sites are baby mamas 

[etiolate]

they're looking for ordinary, reliable IT tech job guys to supply them a house

thats what TV told me

[MyNameIsMethodis]

lol

i wasn't even there looking for a girlfriend my friend linked me to a profile then said "look around due" and literally every girl from 19-21 is a mother.

[Cormacaroni]

which ones?

[Madrun Badrun]

Power went out at 8 last night for the entire neighborhood and didn't turn on again till 1.  So instead of studying for a psyc final I played the new golden sun.  Those first 2 hours were soooo fucking boring.  Stop hand holding assholes.

[Diunx]

Studying sounds less boring than playing a GS game.

[Madrun Badrun]

I think it might be.  The first two are some of my favorite rpgs, but I haven't played them since I was 13 or so.  maybe I was more tolerant back then.

[Powerslave]

I played GS 1 for a bit then stopped because it was boring, then I kinda realized that maybe GBA rpgs just suck? The DBZ rpgs were boring too, though the music was cool. I still want to try out GS2 and see if that's an improvement.

[Diunx]

GRANT MORRISON'S BATMAN AND ROBIN!

I played GS 1 for a bit then stopped because it was boring, then I kinda realized that maybe GBA rpgs just suck? The DBZ rpgs were boring too, though the music was cool. I still want to try out GS2 and see if that's an improvement.

It isn't.

[Brehvolution]

*Places bro-fist to screen*

[cool breeze]

One of my professors is awesome.  For the final paper, he basically said  "If you aren't a native English speaker taking this class, fuck you and learn English.  I'm not reading your goddamn fucking immigrant language.  Use a single contraction and I'll fail you.  Complain and I'll kick out your teeth.  GET SOME."  All teachers should show contempt for their students.

[Himu]

No way

[Diunx]

What a racist pig, I hope someone show him true american spirit and sue him

[Mupepe]

But there was a contraction used in your quote!  Did he say actually say it?  And is it okay to say contractions as opposed to writing them?  Good that he told those bean eaters to learn english though.

[Positive Touch]

One of my professors is awesome.  For the final paper, he basically said  "If you aren't a native English speaker taking this class, fuck you and learn English.  I'm not reading your goddamn fucking immigrant language.  Use a single contraction and I'll fail you.  Complain and I'll kick out your teeth.  GET SOME."  All teachers should show contempt for their students.

kill whitey

[cool breeze]

It's not a direct quote.  He used softer words and recommended that the non-native English students get help before turning it in.

But that's pretty much what he would write if he didn't filter himself.  He has called students stupid in the class before, and the stories he tells peg him as a giant asshole.  It's funny, though.  Like, I've gotten 99/100 on assignments where each question 10 points and there is no clear breakdown of how you earn those points.  I was curious so I asked what his reasoning was; he said "because it wasn't perfect," and then he went back to messing with some files.  It doesn't make sense because it's still counted as a perfect score in the book! but then a week later I get 100 on an assignment, so what the fuck.

He's a cool guy.  Maybe a little crazy, but I'll rather have that than a younger free spirited teacher who hasn't given up on life yet.  "Ok, so form into groups with other twenty-somethings and let us do an activity!" FFFFFFFUUUUCK

[Phoenix Dark]

Nothing funnier than seeing the Asian student who can't speak a lick of english still get a 95% on their paper, presentation, test, etc.

[Himu]

crazy, but I'll rather have that than a younger free spirited teacher who hasn't given up on life yet.  "Ok, so form into groups with other twenty-somethings and let us do an activity!" FFFFFFFUUUUCK

i fucking hate that shit.

just because i don't want to get in a group of 5 and diddle with a bunch of wankers doesn't mean I don't know how to work in groups

FUCK

[Corporal]

Aaaaaaawkward.

Walked back home with my dad after dinner. Side-by-side, discussing things. I notice out of the corner of my eye that someone's walking in the opposite direction on the same side of the considerably narrow sidewalk, so I hop onto the street to allow him or her to pass us by at a "socially safe" distance without the awkward shuffle occurring when complete strangers meet at a crowded place while going in opposite directions. What can I say, I'm cool like that, I had just been fed a scrumptious meal and was totally immersed in an engaging discussion.

It was a black guy. I'm white, as is my dad.

The way he looked at me told me in no uncertain terms that he misunderstood my intentions. If looks could kill, me and my dad would have evaporated into plasma right then and there. Yikes.

Now I know it looks like I walked off the sidewalk just to avoid breathing the same air as one of those filthy negro things Hitler warned us Germans about, but that was absolutely not my intention. His skin colour didn't even register. I was fully focussed on the discussion with my genitor and just wanted to make things easy for everyone involved, because I'm a nice guy like that.

Running back and apologizing/clearing up the misunderstanding would have been even worse and plenty more awkward, so we just continued to walk down that friggen road, having acquired a mortal enemy out of kindness.


TL;DR: I made an ass out of myself, have offended a black guy, and his 50 inch cock will probably haunt my dreams for nights to come. Fuck my life. Fuck political correctness and/or kindness. Next time I meet him I'm slamming him into the wall or onto the street to show him I don't differentiate by skin colour. The prick will probably be even more offended though. Fuck. Can't win, no matter what.


 

[Maximus]

holy carp, why do you care what some man thinks.
Don't worry so much about offending people, you'll do it all the time without realising it, You've probably offended thousands of people in your life time. If he got offended big deal.
He may have been offended but you weren't offensive so fuck em if he has a problem.

[Bocsius]

Finally e-did my taxes. Sort of procrastinated this year for no real apparent reason other than laziness. Getting a healthy refund, it's not like I was putting off paying or anything.

Oh well. Pay off a credit card, then blow the rest on hats.

[Corporal]

holy carp, why do you care what some man thinks.

He didn't look angry, he looked like he'd go home and do some fancy voodoo shit so my nutsack would retreat into my body cavity and come out my nose at random intervals or something.

He was pissed. Annoyed stranger, that I can deal with.

That guy however, he'll be my downfall once I bag that awesome political career. He'll wait for the perfect time to strike, and on my inauguration ceremony he'll be there and ask me why I'm such a filthy Nazi right in front of the assembled press. They will then cheerfully eat me alive.

That's the kind of pissed look he was giving me. The kind that festers and grows over the years. He's probably already sworn one of his family to take over this most holy of crusades in case of his death.

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Don't forget, as a German I'm contractually obligated to react this way. Our spines and sense of humour are removed at birth to prevent WW3 from ever happening.

Plus, he really looked disgusted and angry.

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[Cormacaroni]

holy carp, why do you care what some man thinks.

He didn't look angry, he looked like he'd go home and do some fancy voodoo shit so my nutsack would retreat into my body cavity and come out my nose at random intervals or something.

He was pissed. Annoyed stranger, that I can deal with.

That guy however, he'll be my downfall once I bag that awesome political career. He'll wait for the perfect time to strike, and on my inauguration ceremony he'll be there and ask me why I'm such a filthy Nazi right in front of the assembled press. They will then cheerfully eat me alive.

That's the kind of pissed look he was giving me. The kind that festers and grows over the years. He's probably already sworn one of his family to take over this most holy of crusades in case of his death.

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Don't forget, as a German I'm contractually obligated to react this way. Our spines and sense of humour are removed at birth to prevent WW3 from ever happening.

Plus, he really looked disgusted and angry.

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[Powerslave]

holy carp, why do you care what some man thinks.

He didn't look angry, he looked like he'd go home and do some fancy voodoo shit so my nutsack would retreat into my body cavity and come out my nose at random intervals or something.

He was pissed. Annoyed stranger, that I can deal with.

That guy however, he'll be my downfall once I bag that awesome political career. He'll wait for the perfect time to strike, and on my inauguration ceremony he'll be there and ask me why I'm such a filthy Nazi right in front of the assembled press. They will then cheerfully eat me alive.

That's the kind of pissed look he was giving me. The kind that festers and grows over the years. He's probably already sworn one of his family to take over this most holy of crusades in case of his death.

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Don't forget, as a German I'm contractually obligated to react this way. Our spines and sense of humour are removed at birth to prevent WW3 from ever happening.

Plus, he really looked disgusted and angry.

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[Maximus]

Don't forget, as a German I'm contractually obligated to react this way. Our spines and sense of humour are removed at birth to prevent WW3 from ever happening.

Plus, he really looked disgusted and angry.

Thankfully Irish dont have to worry about that as we can out butthurt most countries with our history. (still cant beat Jews though)
Being overly politically correct was getting ridiculous here for a while but thankfully most of the silly stuff has washed away along with all our money in the recession.

[fistfulofmetal]

god i am so close to buying a kindle. but what if the next one has color???!!

[lennedsay]

Buy one of each. nicca you just got a raise

[Cormacaroni]

god i am so close to buying a kindle. but what if the next one has color???!!

Color will be added eventually, but it will kick the price up a lot and won't make 99% of books look any better. Kindle + iPad. Do it, now.

[CajoleJuice]

god i am so close to buying a kindle. but what if the next one has color???!!

Color will be added eventually, but it will kick the price up a lot and won't make 99% of books look any better. Kindle + iPad. Do it, now.

Or rooted NOOK Color for less than 1/2 the price.

[Robo]

You're gonna wait until she's sleeping and then you're gonna jerk it.  Good plan!

[Brehvolution]

Jerk it on her butt and tell her she needs to see all that sperm. Then let her know it's because you didn't jerk it today.

[Madrun Badrun]

psyc test was hard.  Fuck 6 credit classes.  Though i can get a 75 on the final and still make a 90 in the class, so I'm not to worried.

[Joe Molotov]

god i am so close to buying a kindle. but what if the next one has color???!!

Color will be added eventually, but it will kick the price up a lot and won't make 99% of books look any better. Kindle + iPad. Do it, now.

Or rooted NOOK Color for less than 1/2 the price.

Or don't, because LCD E-Readers are gay. E-ink or bust.

[Van Cruncheon]

a color e-reader is a shitty tablet. buy a fucking e-ink reader, cretins.

[Cormacaroni]

god i am so close to buying a kindle. but what if the next one has color???!!

Color will be added eventually, but it will kick the price up a lot and won't make 99% of books look any better. Kindle + iPad. Do it, now.

Or rooted NOOK Color for less than 1/2 the price.

Or don't, because LCD E-Readers are gay. E-ink or bust.

.

[BlackMage]

So hyped for tomorrow night. This chick is even slightly famous, I just found out!

scat porn is like F-list celebrity status.

[CajoleJuice]

a color e-reader is a shitty tablet. buy a fucking e-ink reader, cretins.

I did!

for my mom

[brob]

So my doctor is telling me I probably have keratoconus. My dad has it as well and his eyes are mad fucked up. Like, legally blind levels of brokenness. Some more tests and stuff on Monday to see what it'll take to fix/how fucked I am. Hopefully I'll get some of these sweet cyborg thingies jammed into my eye in time for deus ex.
 

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[Brehvolution]

Good luck to you, dude. 

[choco parfait]

Hopefully it isn't too bad, and you only have to wear funny contacts. 

[The Sceneman]

man I've got a bitching toothache I probably need to go to the dentist as I havent been in 8 years but those cunts are just so fucking expensive