Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4304519 times)

Groogrux · « **Reply #7140 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:19:03 PM »

Barnes & Noble finally released an update for the Nook Color, giving it apps.

There's only 130 of them so far...

etiolate · « **Reply #7141 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:21:43 PM »

Dear fellow, could you please direct me to the nearest underground railroad?

demi · « **Reply #7142 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:16:37 PM »

I dont name change within price or reason. Deal with what you are given.

Diunx · « **Reply #7143 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:53:27 PM »

Demi change my name to Diunx The Great, I'm serious.

demi · « **Reply #7144 on:** April 25, 2011, 08:59:53 PM »

sure ok

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7145 on:** April 25, 2011, 09:57:15 PM »

you know what makes staying up for two days to finish some homework EVEN BETTER?

getting to class & realizing its not due til NEXT WEEK

Ganhyun · « **Reply #7146 on:** April 25, 2011, 09:57:51 PM »

shit sucks man.

Powerslave · « **Reply #7147 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:24:18 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 25, 2011, 08:16:37 PM

I dont name change within price or reason. Deal with what you are given.

o rly

then why was Father Mike's name changed recently? this happened within the last 3 months and you've been saying you wont do namechanges for a lot longer now.

also

>implying you fulfill any requests posters ask you to

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7148 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:27:01 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on April 25, 2011, 09:57:15 PM

you know what makes staying up for two days to finish some homework EVEN BETTER?

getting to class & realizing its not due til NEXT WEEK

Masturbate furiously until you feel better. It's the only thing that makes sense.

demi · « **Reply #7149 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:03:35 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 25, 2011, 10:24:18 PM

Quote from: demi on April 25, 2011, 08:16:37 PM
I dont name change within price or reason. Deal with what you are given.

o rly

then why was Father Mike's name changed recently? this happened within the last 3 months and you've been saying you wont do namechanges for a lot longer now.

also

>implying you fulfill any requests posters ask you to

I didn't change Arvie's name. Hope this helps...

Groogrux · « **Reply #7150 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:11:12 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 25, 2011, 10:24:18 PM

Quote from: demi on April 25, 2011, 08:16:37 PM
I dont name change within price or reason. Deal with what you are given.

o rly

then why was Father Mike's name changed recently? this happened within the last 3 months and you've been saying you wont do namechanges for a lot longer now.

also

>implying you fulfill any requests posters ask you to

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7151 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:15:29 PM »

So my roommate has discovered a new way to piss me off. We have a set of dumbells and a sit up table, and once a week he'll do some reps. When he's done he wipes his face with a piece of paper towel and leaves it somewhere in the living room - either on the sit up table, on a couch, etc. My other roommate has bitched to him about this shit, but I don't say anything. There's really nothing to say, this fucktard is simply not worth a minute more of my time

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7152 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:17:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2011, 11:15:29 PM

So my roommate has discovered a new way to piss me off. We have a set of dumbells and a sit up table, and once a week he'll do some reps. When he's done he wipes his face with a piece of paper towel and leaves it somewhere in the living room - either on the sit up table, on a couch, etc. My other roommate has bitched to him about this shit, but I don't say anything. There's really nothing to say, this fucktard is simply not worth a minute more of my time

Wipe your balls and/or ass on every paper towel in the apartment.

Groogrux · « **Reply #7153 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:18:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2011, 11:15:29 PM

So my roommate has discovered a new way to piss me off. We have a set of dumbells and a sit up table, and once a week he'll do some reps. When he's done he wipes his face with a piece of paper towel and leaves it somewhere in the living room - either on the sit up table, on a couch, etc. My other roommate has bitched to him about this shit, but I don't say anything. There's really nothing to say, this fucktard is simply not worth a minute more of my time

I had a roommate that used to do shit like that. Drove me crazy. The solution I found was to take all the shit they leave around the place and stick in in their room on their bed, that way they have to face it. They'll protest, complain, and might even get angry, but sooner or later they'll either stop or move out.

Groogrux · « **Reply #7154 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 25, 2011, 11:17:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2011, 11:15:29 PM
So my roommate has discovered a new way to piss me off. We have a set of dumbells and a sit up table, and once a week he'll do some reps. When he's done he wipes his face with a piece of paper towel and leaves it somewhere in the living room - either on the sit up table, on a couch, etc. My other roommate has bitched to him about this shit, but I don't say anything. There's really nothing to say, this fucktard is simply not worth a minute more of my time

Wipe your balls and/or ass on every paper towel in the apartment.

Or that...

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7155 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:37:52 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 25, 2011, 11:17:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2011, 11:15:29 PM
So my roommate has discovered a new way to piss me off. We have a set of dumbells and a sit up table, and once a week he'll do some reps. When he's done he wipes his face with a piece of paper towel and leaves it somewhere in the living room - either on the sit up table, on a couch, etc. My other roommate has bitched to him about this shit, but I don't say anything. There's really nothing to say, this fucktard is simply not worth a minute more of my time

Wipe your balls and/or ass on every paper towel in the apartment.

was about to say...

take yr tp and put it all in a plastic bag. when he biches just tell him its the same as what he does

Diunx · « **Reply #7156 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:48:14 AM »

Still at work :'( extra hours money

T234 · « **Reply #7157 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:47:07 PM »

So I'm fucked. Major League FUCKED. Talked to the County Attorney, and the Judge Executive today about the porn store citations.

Their advice "Get a lawyer, a damn good one.", and "I hope you can afford a good lawyer."

So basically, I either have to: Get a decent lawyer (2500$+ with nary a guarantee in sight) and pray, come up with 7500 dollars by July, or spend 326 days in the county jail.

cool breeze · « **Reply #7158 on:** April 26, 2011, 07:35:35 PM »

All semester I've been intentionally acting like a coke fiend in front of this one person to get a reaction. It finally happened and it was well worth all those times I dragged my feet the bathroom only to walk back in pepped up and rubbing my nose.

Groogrux · « **Reply #7159 on:** April 26, 2011, 07:51:39 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 26, 2011, 05:47:07 PM

So I'm fucked. Major League FUCKED. Talked to the County Attorney, and the Judge Executive today about the porn store citations.

Their advice "Get a lawyer, a damn good one.", and "I hope you can afford a good lawyer."

So basically, I either have to: Get a decent lawyer (2500$+ with nary a guarantee in sight) and pray, come up with 7500 dollars by July, or spend 326 days in the county jail.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7160 on:** April 26, 2011, 08:20:20 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 26, 2011, 05:47:07 PM

So I'm fucked. Major League FUCKED. Talked to the County Attorney, and the Judge Executive today about the porn store citations.

Their advice "Get a lawyer, a damn good one.", and "I hope you can afford a good lawyer."

So basically, I either have to: Get a decent lawyer (2500$+ with nary a guarantee in sight) and pray, come up with 7500 dollars by July, or spend 326 days in the county jail.

That's a tough situation. $:-\$

chronovore · « **Reply #7161 on:** April 26, 2011, 08:50:01 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 26, 2011, 05:47:07 PM

So I'm fucked. Major League FUCKED. Talked to the County Attorney, and the Judge Executive today about the porn store citations.

Their advice "Get a lawyer, a damn good one.", and "I hope you can afford a good lawyer."

So basically, I either have to: Get a decent lawyer (2500$+ with nary a guarantee in sight) and pray, come up with 7500 dollars by July, or spend 326 days in the county jail.

That's crazy. Just by working as a register clerk?

Diunx · « **Reply #7162 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:13:55 PM »

Flee to mexico dude.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7163 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:27:50 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 26, 2011, 05:47:07 PM

So I'm fucked. Major League FUCKED. Talked to the County Attorney, and the Judge Executive today about the porn store citations.

Their advice "Get a lawyer, a damn good one.", and "I hope you can afford a good lawyer."

So basically, I either have to: Get a decent lawyer (2500$+ with nary a guarantee in sight) and pray, come up with 7500 dollars by July, or spend 326 days in the county jail.

That's crazy that they can pin all those citations on you while the owner of the store gets [apparently] nothing.

Boogie · « **Reply #7164 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:35:33 PM »

How many citations are we talking about here?

Himu · « **Reply #7165 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:42:44 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 26, 2011, 05:47:07 PM

So I'm fucked. Major League FUCKED. Talked to the County Attorney, and the Judge Executive today about the porn store citations.

Their advice "Get a lawyer, a damn good one.", and "I hope you can afford a good lawyer."

So basically, I either have to: Get a decent lawyer (2500$+ with nary a guarantee in sight) and pray, come up with 7500 dollars by July, or spend 326 days in the county jail.

sigh horrible

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7166 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:46:53 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 26, 2011, 09:27:50 PM

Quote from: T234 on April 26, 2011, 05:47:07 PM
So I'm fucked. Major League FUCKED. Talked to the County Attorney, and the Judge Executive today about the porn store citations.

Their advice "Get a lawyer, a damn good one.", and "I hope you can afford a good lawyer."

So basically, I either have to: Get a decent lawyer (2500$+ with nary a guarantee in sight) and pray, come up with 7500 dollars by July, or spend 326 days in the county jail.

That's crazy that they can pin all those citations on you while the owner of the store gets [apparently] nothing.

Heavily republican Kentucky?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7167 on:** April 27, 2011, 02:00:19 AM »

Can't log into my amazon account. Fear someone got the account info

T234 · « **Reply #7168 on:** April 27, 2011, 03:50:48 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 26, 2011, 09:35:33 PM

How many citations are we talking about here?

15

Maximus · « **Reply #7169 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:12:24 AM »

Move out of the country!
Be a man and run away from your problems.

Himu · « **Reply #7170 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:44:36 AM »

Quote from: T234 on April 27, 2011, 03:50:48 AM

Quote from: Boogie on April 26, 2011, 09:35:33 PM
How many citations are we talking about here?

15

is it possible to sue the porn store owner

T234 · « **Reply #7171 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:25:40 AM »

THERE IS NO LAWYER LISTED UNDER MY CASE ON COURTNET. MY OLD BOSS MAY HAVE BEEN PRETENDING THAT HE PAID A LAWYER THIS WHOLE TIME. HOLY SHIT.

IF THAT IS TRUE, HELL WILL BE RAISED. MARK MY WORDS.

Himu · « **Reply #7172 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:49:44 AM »

Sue the fuck out of him anyways, dude.

was this your boss?

T234 · « **Reply #7173 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:58:55 AM »

Fuck no. If he was my old boss, my CURRENT job would go alot smoother.

cool breeze · « **Reply #7174 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:02:30 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 27, 2011, 11:25:40 AM

THERE IS NO LAWYER LISTED UNDER MY CASE ON COURTNET. MY OLD BOSS MAY HAVE BEEN PRETENDING THAT HE PAID A LAWYER THIS WHOLE TIME. HOLY SHIT.

IF THAT IS TRUE, HELL WILL BE RAISED. MARK MY WORDS.

hold on a second because I'm lost and I want to know exactly how screwed you are

This is all happening because of a new boss, yes? and the old boss said he was paying a lawyer to help out, but now that might not be true? so you have two bosses screwing you over?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7175 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:05:48 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on April 27, 2011, 05:02:30 PM

Quote from: T234 on April 27, 2011, 11:25:40 AM
THERE IS NO LAWYER LISTED UNDER MY CASE ON COURTNET. MY OLD BOSS MAY HAVE BEEN PRETENDING THAT HE PAID A LAWYER THIS WHOLE TIME. HOLY SHIT.

IF THAT IS TRUE, HELL WILL BE RAISED. MARK MY WORDS.

hold on a second because I'm lost and I want to know exactly how screwed you are

This is all happening because of a new boss, yes? and the old boss said he was paying a lawyer to help out, but now that might not be true? so you have two bosses screwing you over?

No, it's happening because he worked at an illegal porn store, and his old boss is letting him take all the heat, while he parties in Cancun or somewhere with that sweet, sweet illegal porn money.

T234 · « **Reply #7176 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:07:54 PM »

Yep, but I don't think he has left the country yet.

cool breeze · « **Reply #7177 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:09:10 PM »

ooo so when you made that next comment it was about the picture

I was worried that you were getting double teamed. Now your situation is slightly less terrible sounding! :'(

Groogrux · « **Reply #7178 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:17:05 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on April 27, 2011, 05:09:10 PM

ooo so when you made that next comment it was about the picture

I was worried that you were getting double teamed. Now your situation is slightly less terrible sounding! :'(

It's still pretty terrible...

Boogie · « **Reply #7179 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:30:16 PM »

Sooo, at which point between Citation #1, and Citation #15 (all issued against you, instead of your boss, right?) do you think you should have said "man, something ain't right here, fuck this job!"?

T234 · « **Reply #7180 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:39:56 PM »

Hindsight is 20/20, like a Merit Lage token.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #7181 on:** April 27, 2011, 06:03:22 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 27, 2011, 05:30:16 PM

Sooo, at which point between Citation #1, and Citation #15 (all issued against you, instead of your boss, right?) do you think you should have said "man, something ain't right here, fuck this job!"?

Or working at a porn store that was illegal. I would have bailed the fuck out if I heard that it was anything other than 100% perfectly legal. A job is just a job. If I were to partake in illegality, I'd rather just sell drugs. At least I'd make a lot more money than barely cracking above minimum wage.

Still T234, hopefully it works out. Is there a deal you can take that reduces the amount of the fine you have to pay with maybe some probation? Seems ridiculous that jail time is even on the table.

Boogie · « **Reply #7182 on:** April 27, 2011, 06:26:11 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 27, 2011, 05:39:56 PM

Hindsight is 20/20

Ye-ah, I don't think hindsight was required for this scenario.

Himu · « **Reply #7183 on:** April 27, 2011, 06:35:28 PM »

That's what I'm wondering. Why were you working at a illegal porn store to begin with?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7184 on:** April 27, 2011, 07:48:14 PM »

Hindsight should have kicked in at the 8th citation, I think, hold on... yep I think so.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7185 on:** April 27, 2011, 08:46:21 PM »

This is the 3rd night in a row we are having severe thunderstorms. There is even a tornado watch tonight. $:-\$

Without power, I'll have to resort to drinking in the dark watching ESPN on my iphone.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7186 on:** April 27, 2011, 09:45:34 PM »

Did a favor for a girl via cellphone, she asked if I wanted to talk after it was all done and I responded with (exact words) "Oh no, I'm all set with that" and then we both awkwardly said goodbye. I'm still chuckling about it, God I'm awful.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7187 on:** April 27, 2011, 09:59:12 PM »

HAHAHAHA

Himu · « **Reply #7188 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:02:16 PM »

please tell me you're joking

is she at least attractive? it's not too late

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7189 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:23:54 PM »

I'm just wasn't in the mood to talk and yeah she's a cutie. I've lost the fire.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7190 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:30:20 PM »

Bitches always wanting to talk and shit after you've done your business, damn. BT is a true G, he don't play that game.

lennedsay · « **Reply #7191 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:47:13 PM »

blue

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7192 on:** April 27, 2011, 10:50:22 PM »

lennedsay got wet just reading that post

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7193 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:00:11 PM »

When I parley, its face to face not headset to headset. AND YOU KNOW THIS, GURLLLLLLL.

lennedsay · « **Reply #7194 on:** April 27, 2011, 11:10:00 PM »

No I didn't.

This couch is just slippery....

demi · « **Reply #7195 on:** April 28, 2011, 12:10:17 AM »

Blue you should just take advantage of being a chubby puerto rican. Find a nice mami to take care of you...

Mupepe · « **Reply #7196 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:30:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 28, 2011, 12:10:17 AM

Blue you should just take advantage of being a chubby puerto rican. Find a nice mami to take care of you...

this.

none of those white girl games (lennedsay: sorry, honey boo) of "wanna talk?" just straight up "hey papi, fix my car and i'll suck your dick ya know, chulo?"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7197 on:** April 28, 2011, 01:59:23 PM »

I need to ponder this. I've always been on a white girl fix. My chola access is directly through my sister though (her friends). I've always had a thing for one of her Argentinean friends

Mupepe · « **Reply #7198 on:** April 28, 2011, 02:03:53 PM »

I've always had a thing for your sister so if she's anything like her, go for it, dude. Hispanic girls are the best to be with. They call you sexy nicknames, have hot accents, are more obedient by nature and won't be shy about doing nasty things.

lennedsay · « **Reply #7199 on:** April 28, 2011, 04:23:32 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2011, 01:30:34 PM

Quote from: demi on April 28, 2011, 12:10:17 AM
Blue you should just take advantage of being a chubby puerto rican. Find a nice mami to take care of you...
this.

none of those white girl games (lennedsay: sorry, honey boo) of "wanna talk?" just straight up "hey papi, fix my car and i'll suck your dick ya know, chulo?"

It's ok boo, I don't even have many white girl friends due to white girl games.

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