Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4302619 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7200 on:** April 28, 2011, 04:32:20 PM »

www.ghostery.com

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7201 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:38:29 PM »

remember kids: dont jack off in the front room with blinds up; you never know who might be coming over.

that was a close call

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7202 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:55:05 PM »

Stop watching kids masterbate, Positive Touch.

Himu · « **Reply #7203 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:06:38 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on April 28, 2011, 04:23:32 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 28, 2011, 01:30:34 PM
Quote from: demi on April 28, 2011, 12:10:17 AM
Blue you should just take advantage of being a chubby puerto rican. Find a nice mami to take care of you...
this.

none of those white girl games (lennedsay: sorry, honey boo) of "wanna talk?" just straight up "hey papi, fix my car and i'll suck your dick ya know, chulo?"

It's ok boo, I don't even have many white girl friends due to white girl games.

describe white girl games

*gets out notepad and pen*

*adjusts glasses*

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7204 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:08:46 PM »

TWITTER of SEX

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7205 on:** April 29, 2011, 01:33:08 AM »

Nami hurt her leg outside, and when she came in she jumped off my couch and hurt it again, and she is now acting like she is scared of something. She just cowers in a corner. I took her for a walk and she seemed fine until we came back home and then she started cowering again. I feel aweful. I was going to take her to an emergency vet but then she seemed totally fine when she went walking. I will call the regular vet tomorrow.

Himu · « **Reply #7206 on:** April 29, 2011, 07:54:30 AM »

awwwwwwwwww

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7207 on:** April 29, 2011, 10:49:17 AM »

Took her out for an hours walk this morning and everything seems fine, then we get home and she starts to cower again like she is scared to be in the house.

demi · « **Reply #7208 on:** April 29, 2011, 12:26:01 PM »

She knows you're gonna rape it

lennedsay · « **Reply #7209 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:09:40 PM »

Has she ever been tested for luxating patellas? Sounds like Meiko. She's built up enough arthritis in it now so her knees are fairly stable now, but she used to shiba scream when she jumped off stuff. It's pretty common in shibas

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7210 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:40:47 PM »

She hasn't. The vet says she did something to her back. He put her on steriods. No wrestling with her or stairs for 3 weeks

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7211 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:56:45 PM »

Sweet, now your dog is going to get all buff.

Himu · « **Reply #7212 on:** April 29, 2011, 06:58:24 PM »

awwww poor dog

lennedsay · « **Reply #7213 on:** April 29, 2011, 08:38:29 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7214 on:** April 29, 2011, 08:48:36 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 29, 2011, 06:56:45 PM

Sweet, now your dog is going to get all buff.

Don't make Nami mad, you wouldn't like her when she's mad

etiolate · « **Reply #7215 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:04:52 PM »

You wrestled your dog into a back injury?

Thats some sexual tension

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7216 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:22:47 PM »

No she hurt it outside/jumping off of a couch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7217 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:25:01 PM »

I'm now sick from not sleeping well because I would wake up everytime I heard her collar jingle. Then taking her for a walk out in the wet morning at 6 for an hour and half. And I have a final tomrrow which I have hardly prepared for.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7218 on:** April 29, 2011, 11:34:50 PM »

sorry dude - same thing happened to my daschund when he was young, cept he had 2 get surgery. the meds have kept him ok since then, but you can tell he's never been the same, especially now that hes old. hope everything works out for the best.

drew · « **Reply #7219 on:** April 30, 2011, 12:03:23 AM »

well after two days of working 12 hour long double shifts, dealing with bullshit from countless coworkers on why they absolutely need to stay home and smoke weed instead of covering a shift so i can have a free fucking afternoon to pack a suitcase, getting pulled over by the fuzz on the way home - someone just decided to hit me from behind at a stoplight 3 blocks away from my house and cracked my bumper, leaving me with 5 hours to pack and sleep until i have to leave for the airport and looking forward to playing phone tag with my insurance company on my first day of vacation

life

Diunx · « **Reply #7220 on:** April 30, 2011, 01:49:30 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 29, 2011, 11:22:47 PM

No she hurt it outside/jumping off of a couch.

My dog is much smaller than yours and he jumps off the couch and off my bed all the time and have never hurt himself, sounds to me like shibas aren't as tough and chihuahuas

T234 · « **Reply #7221 on:** April 30, 2011, 09:30:04 AM »

You ever vomit so hard it lands behind you? I just did.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7222 on:** April 30, 2011, 09:39:12 AM »

Quote from: T234 on April 30, 2011, 09:30:04 AM

You ever vomit so hard it lands behind you? I just did.

I'm going to need a diagram of some kind.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7223 on:** April 30, 2011, 09:55:58 AM »

I am not prepared for this final at all and I had a week to prepare

Fucking dragon age 2.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7224 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:49:27 AM »

i jailbroke my kindle and loaded it with custom screensavers. they look so gorgeous on the display

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7225 on:** April 30, 2011, 02:26:51 PM »

Final went some what OK. Nami seems a lot better.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7226 on:** April 30, 2011, 03:29:48 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 30, 2011, 09:39:12 AM

Quote from: T234 on April 30, 2011, 09:30:04 AM
You ever vomit so hard it lands behind you? I just did.

I'm going to need a diagram of some kind.

I'm thinking the vomit had a violent jerking motion where the vomit begins and then the head goes forward and down. So in this motion the fluid is airborne the head is going down in an arc and when the initial vomit comes back down the persons head is already beneath it.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7227 on:** April 30, 2011, 03:38:22 PM »

I will never read this forum in a public coffeehouse again

etiolate · « **Reply #7228 on:** April 30, 2011, 05:10:47 PM »

I just realized harSon goes to the same university as me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7229 on:** April 30, 2011, 10:56:25 PM »

Ok, so I've recently been acquainted to this other Photographer who is basically in school and learning various digital media. He has that obnoxious "thinks he's Gods gift to man" mentality in regards to his creative ability. A couple of times at family functions (where I've been introduced to him) he's butted in and tried to be the "head photographer" when I'm just there for fun. Recently he's been talking about a comic he's gonna draw up and how awesome it'll be. He's also been bragging about his business card. I've recently seen it and nothing can prepare you for this...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

His reason for choosing INTUIT is because it sounds like "In to it"

He also has another "media flyer" design he did for what I assume is a friend. Its a group meeting for women who have been abused. He literally put a heart in between links being pulled apart to the point of breaking on top of a blurred out newspaper that reads like an "Extra! Extra!" olde time'y style. Classy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7230 on:** April 30, 2011, 11:58:21 PM »

There's no way I could keep a straight face if he showed me that shit

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7231 on:** May 01, 2011, 12:07:59 AM »

You should have pretended to really be into it for a while, then been like "Naw man, I'm just kidding that looks like garbage, but it's great that you're trying."

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7232 on:** May 01, 2011, 12:58:12 AM »

Not saying it's good or anything, but I've seen worse from actual professional designers, so your friend is already ahead of the game.

Groogrux · « **Reply #7233 on:** May 01, 2011, 01:03:14 AM »

The wife pulled a bitch-move tonight. She calls me and tells me that she knew I had a hiking trip planned with a friend in a couple of weeks, and she told her managers that. She knows that I don't hang out with my friends a lot because of our work schedules and me trying to save money for us. They need her to work that day now and she said that she would have to ask me first to make sure it's okay.

Now, if I say no, everyone will know that it's not for anything serious, but just because I wanted to do something with one of my friends. So I'll come out of this looking like an asshole and it would make her look bad too. Looks like I have to cancel.

God damn her.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7234 on:** May 01, 2011, 01:10:04 AM »

I'd fucking stick with it. Being manipulated is the worse. But I'm an unmarried dude with no children so I guess I'm just able to be selfish by default but it genuinely sounds like you deserve to go on that trip.

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 01, 2011, 12:58:12 AM

Not saying it's good or anything, but I've seen worse from actual professional designers, so your friend is already ahead of the game.

That just scares me. I guess some people lack complete aesthetic tastes.

lennedsay · « **Reply #7235 on:** May 01, 2011, 01:29:06 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2011, 10:56:25 PM

Ok, so I've recently been acquainted to this other Photographer who is basically in school and learning various digital media. He has that obnoxious "thinks he's Gods gift to man" mentality in regards to his creative ability. A couple of times at family functions (where I've been introduced to him) he's butted in and tried to be the "head photographer" when I'm just there for fun. Recently he's been talking about a comic he's gonna draw up and how awesome it'll be. He's also been bragging about his business card. I've recently seen it and nothing can prepare you for this...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

His reason for choosing INTUIT is because it sounds like "In to it"

He also has another "media flyer" design he did for what I assume is a friend. Its a group meeting for women who have been abused. He literally put a heart in between links being pulled apart to the point of breaking on top of a blurred out newspaper that reads like an "Extra! Extra!" olde time'y style. Classy.

Tell him thanks for Quicken, TurboTax and QuickBooks.

Diunx · « **Reply #7236 on:** May 01, 2011, 02:46:06 AM »

I"m drunk! Feels ggood man.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7237 on:** May 01, 2011, 10:46:29 PM »

what the fuck is this? 10 minutes before I leave the house it starts raining

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7238 on:** May 02, 2011, 10:12:45 AM »

Start work to day and we have a socializing thing for an hour at 10:00. I'm nervious.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #7239 on:** May 02, 2011, 10:14:09 AM »

You guys are still blogging about your petty insignificant lives when OSAMA BIN FUCKING LADEN was killed this morning?!

Life doesn't go on for another 24 hours!

Reb · « **Reply #7240 on:** May 02, 2011, 10:21:51 AM »

Your family must be pretty distraught.

Groogrux · « **Reply #7241 on:** May 02, 2011, 12:15:27 PM »

I want to punch something right now. I've been working since January to get myself reinstated as an EMT. I talked to the education director who works for my state authority on EMS. He said that I would have to have (2) 24 hour refresher courses or (1) 24 hour refresher course and 24 continuing education hours that comprised the second course and pay them $190. I paid for a 24 hour refresher course ($100) and sat through it, and was finally able to throw in the additional $190 to them 3 weeks ago. I already had close to 50 hours of continuing education hours before taking that refresher. I got tired of waiting last week and called them back to see what the holdup was. The education director said he wasn't aware of the application holding because of him and that he would get right on it.

Fast forward to this morning. The guy calls and leaves a message on my phone saying he was looking over my application and noticed that I only had one of the 24 hour refreshers, and said as soon as I had the second one to call him back.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I PAY ANOTHER $100 TO TAKE THE SAME COURSE TWICE? I ALREADY HAVE THE CONTINUING ED' HOURS AND YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY. GIVE ME MY GOD DAMNED CERTIFICATE.

tl;dr Just another day of somebody trying really hard to fuck me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7242 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:25:43 PM »

My summer research project is to auto-diagnose and classify odontogentic (oral) cysts using machine vision. So cool.

etiolate · « **Reply #7243 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:59:12 PM »

are you a cyborg?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7244 on:** May 02, 2011, 07:04:01 PM »

I prefer the term semi-robot. It's more PC you know.

Himu · « **Reply #7245 on:** May 02, 2011, 11:57:30 PM »

omg my ipod touch won't turn on

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #7246 on:** May 03, 2011, 05:24:32 AM »

So I googled "garden party" and this is one of the results that popped up:

etiolate · « **Reply #7247 on:** May 03, 2011, 05:44:57 AM »

that bald chick is kicking a bird right into that guy's crotch

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7248 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:37:05 AM »

segregation

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7249 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:26:52 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on May 03, 2011, 07:37:05 AM

segregation

The black people don't like to fraternize with their meals.

rodi · « **Reply #7250 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:08:43 PM »

That party looks bangin'.

chronovore · « **Reply #7251 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:31:35 PM »

Allergies are hellish this year. Sneezing attack at 1 a.m. and I've got to pump a pint of salinated water through my nasal cavity. Not awesome.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7252 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:33:47 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on May 03, 2011, 07:37:05 AM

segregation

Interestingly enough thats how it was when I went up to New Hampshire. The white were playing in the river downstream with all the blacks upstream. As a Puerto Rican I visited both sectors

cool breeze · « **Reply #7253 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:37:13 PM »

so, invisalign braces are kind of a pain. only ~350 more days of this shit, plus wearing a retainer for life*

*~55 years, then my teeth fall out and I get dentures. Or someone punches me really hard in the mouth. Or I start playing hockey again.

somewhere out there, my childhood dentist is laughing at me for not getting braces when I was younger. I'm glad I barfed on him that one time.

Himu · « **Reply #7254 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:39:05 PM »

I want invisalign braces. What's so bad about them.

cool breeze · « **Reply #7255 on:** May 03, 2011, 12:47:56 PM »

You have to wear them 22 hours a day and when they're on all you can consume is water. If you eat anything, you gotta take them off first, and after you need to brush/floss/rinse. You can't just be munching on something. It's partly why I quit chewing gum and slowly reduced the tea/coffee I drink. Though, supposedly you can still drink colored fluids if you use a straw.

When you're wearing the braces, it's no big deal because they're clear and fit fine; there is only a slight pressure. But when you take them off, it's an awesome surge of pain and your teeth feel so weak.

probably still a lot better than regular braces, but still. I was basically forced into doing a bunch of dental stuff in the past year to save money.

Himu · « **Reply #7256 on:** May 03, 2011, 02:55:01 PM »

jesus christ ugh that sounds so bad. My teeth aren't even that bad, I just got a small gap between my front two teeth that I want to get rid of.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7257 on:** May 03, 2011, 04:22:37 PM »

Only a 79 in robotics

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7258 on:** May 03, 2011, 05:08:37 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 03, 2011, 04:22:37 PM

Only a 79 in robotics

I got a 69 in robotics.

[/Blade Runner Porno crossover post]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7259 on:** May 03, 2011, 05:36:28 PM »

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