Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4282437 times)

Cheebo · « **Reply #9900 on:** September 10, 2011, 06:02:20 PM »

You aren't the only one.

. I cut my ties with facebook.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9901 on:** September 10, 2011, 06:54:11 PM »

I just bought 16 bags of Dirty Chips

They're the best potato chips i've ever had.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9902 on:** September 10, 2011, 11:15:16 PM »

I hate kettle chips. They are too crunchy. I always feel like I'm biting into rocks.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9903 on:** September 10, 2011, 11:16:21 PM »

Quote from: Cheebo on September 10, 2011, 06:02:20 PM

You aren't the only one. . I cut my ties with facebook.

you dick!

Groogrux · « **Reply #9904 on:** September 11, 2011, 10:17:26 AM »

How fucking long is Demonoid going to be down? This shit is getting ridiculous...

Groogrux · « **Reply #9905 on:** September 11, 2011, 05:07:04 PM »

It was still down this morning... I see that it's up for me too now.

I think I'm going to end up shooting myself before I move out of my family's house. My sister told me last week that she wanted to pay my half of the bills while I put money back to build an addition on to the house. I agreed and said that was fine by me, and that I would put back the same amount or more than my portion of the bills for each month.

She comes to me today and asks, "Mom said you needed me to pay your bills for a while. She said that I'm supposed to pay your half while you save money for the house?"

I said yeah, unless she didn't want to keep the old deal anymore. She said that she thought she would pay the bills for me when I started building the addition; to which I replied, "With what money?"

I swear to God, she's either a fucking moron or she's manipulative as fuck.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9906 on:** September 11, 2011, 05:12:20 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on September 10, 2011, 11:15:16 PM

I hate kettle chips. They are too crunchy. I always feel like I'm biting into rocks.

the more the crunch the better. i would put rocks in my peanut butter if i could.

Himu · « **Reply #9907 on:** September 11, 2011, 06:47:28 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on September 10, 2011, 11:15:16 PM

I hate kettle chips. They are too crunchy. I always feel like I'm biting into rocks.

taco

chronovore · « **Reply #9908 on:** September 11, 2011, 10:29:06 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on September 11, 2011, 05:07:04 PM

It was still down this morning... I see that it's up for me too now.

I think I'm going to end up shooting myself before I move out of my family's house. My sister told me last week that she wanted to pay my half of the bills while I put money back to build an addition on to the house. I agreed and said that was fine by me, and that I would put back the same amount or more than my portion of the bills for each month.

She comes to me today and asks, "Mom said you needed me to pay your bills for a while. She said that I'm supposed to pay your half while you save money for the house?"

I said yeah, unless she didn't want to keep the old deal anymore. She said that she thought she would pay the bills for me when I started building the addition; to which I replied, "With what money?"

I swear to God, she's either a fucking moron or she's manipulative as fuck.

Shoot her instead.

Why are you building an addition, if you're planning on moving out?

Groogrux · « **Reply #9909 on:** September 11, 2011, 11:26:53 PM »

Hadn't planned on moving for at least a couple of years until after I get done with school.

FatalT · « **Reply #9910 on:** September 12, 2011, 01:37:00 AM »

Happy Birthday to me.

T234 · « **Reply #9911 on:** September 12, 2011, 04:44:53 AM »

The weird thing is FatalT's voice is deeper than most people my age.

Vizzys · « **Reply #9912 on:** September 12, 2011, 06:23:28 AM »

happy bday fatalt~

Mupepe · « **Reply #9913 on:** September 12, 2011, 09:48:19 AM »

FatalT

He got me to watch the peep show.

happy bday!!

Bebpo · « **Reply #9914 on:** September 12, 2011, 12:42:52 PM »

Happy Birthday FatalT!!

FatalT · « **Reply #9915 on:** September 12, 2011, 01:41:31 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 12, 2011, 04:32:39 AM

Happy 14th Birthday FatalT

This made me laugh out loud.

Quote from: T234 on September 12, 2011, 04:44:53 AM

The weird thing is FatalT's voice is deeper than most people my age.

Puberty really took it's toll on me last year!

Quote from: Mupepe on September 12, 2011, 09:48:19 AM

FatalT

He got me to watch the peep show.

happy bday!!

That show is fantastic!

Thank you for the birthday wishes guys!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9916 on:** September 12, 2011, 02:15:50 PM »

Happy Birthday!

Bebpo · « **Reply #9917 on:** September 12, 2011, 06:53:58 PM »

I never understood weed, but hey, more power to you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9918 on:** September 12, 2011, 06:54:01 PM »

spartacus died

BlackMage · « **Reply #9919 on:** September 12, 2011, 06:59:39 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on September 12, 2011, 03:14:13 PM

Glad I decided to hold off on smoking again until I heard the results -- apparently my saliva sample leaked out of its container and I need to retake it tomorrow. Ughhhh I really wanted to smoke tonightttt

someone must've been grossed out

Bebpo · « **Reply #9920 on:** September 12, 2011, 07:18:46 PM »

I dunno, the time I tried it didn't really put me in a great mood. Just made me lazy.

chronovore · « **Reply #9921 on:** September 12, 2011, 09:08:23 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 12, 2011, 06:54:01 PM

spartacus died

Shit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Whitfield

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9922 on:** September 13, 2011, 01:42:39 AM »

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9923 on:** September 13, 2011, 02:11:41 AM »

THAT'S RIGHT BETA MALE YOU ARE LOSER

Bebpo · « **Reply #9924 on:** September 13, 2011, 02:25:42 AM »

fuck, you guys are harsh.

I feel ya FM

Himu · « **Reply #9925 on:** September 13, 2011, 02:48:17 AM »

Mike is a nice guy who needs to overcome his fear of GIRLZ. Just try talking to them. They're just people. With boobs. And a hole in their crotches that will make you shoot penis goo.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9926 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:24:53 AM »

I don't see why you all keep lecturing him though. He's not fucking STUPID, he's just shy. He is plenty self-aware from what I can tell.

Himu · « **Reply #9927 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:18:49 AM »

I do it because I'm cheering for him

Diunx · « **Reply #9928 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:08:17 AM »

FM should look for a job at a regular office, no computer sci bullshit with 20 males for any (not very good looking) female.

demi · « **Reply #9929 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:25:21 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 13, 2011, 01:45:56 AM

I would send you pics but that won't help you when it comes to talking to women. Go get a date(hell I'm being generous, get a date through online means), actually go there, have fun and come back.

You look like you have parkinsons, stfu.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9930 on:** September 13, 2011, 11:52:32 AM »

FM should hire an escort, which is legal in Canada. Not to have sex wit her, just to practice conversations with attractive women. He's an attractive guy going places in life, so eventually he'll get over the shyness and meet someone but in the meantime $100/hr convos should do the trick

Diunx · « **Reply #9931 on:** September 13, 2011, 12:04:57 PM »

He could have the convos and the sex, why limit himself?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9932 on:** September 13, 2011, 02:17:48 PM »

Hooker vag would be gross.

Quote from: Diunx on September 13, 2011, 09:08:17 AM

FM should look for a job at a regular office, no computer sci bullshit with 20 males for any (not very good looking) female.

Sure the ratio is 20 males per 1 female but if you go by weight it tends to even out.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9933 on:** September 13, 2011, 02:34:44 PM »

Also I should mention that my linguistics class have a female to male ratio of 4:1, so it's not like I'm completely isolated from the opposite sex.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9934 on:** September 13, 2011, 02:43:31 PM »

the "just do it man!" advice is terrible advice.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9935 on:** September 13, 2011, 02:44:45 PM »

I am completely offended and do not accept your apology. Completely.

Himu · « **Reply #9936 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:04:58 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2011, 02:43:31 PM

the "just do it man!" advice is terrible advice.

how so. it's what worked for the rest of us.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9937 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:24:28 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 13, 2011, 03:04:58 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2011, 02:43:31 PM
the "just do it man!" advice is terrible advice.

how so. it's what worked for the rest of us.

the "rest of us" are the kind of people that could get over the fear/doubt/etc already. not everyone can.

Robo · « **Reply #9938 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:27:45 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2011, 02:43:31 PM

the "just do it man!" advice is terrible advice.

No, it really isn't. You open your mouth and words come out; many times they're the wrong words to the wrong person, sometimes not. If you do nothing, you get nothing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9939 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:32:34 PM »

I'm holding out for the woman that responds to me not interacting with her. I hope she isn't fat.

Himu · « **Reply #9940 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:46:03 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 13, 2011, 03:32:34 PM

I'm holding out for the woman that responds to me not interacting with her. I hope she isn't fat.

Men don't pick women. It's the opposite.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9941 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 13, 2011, 04:32:05 PM

Agreed on that man, I wouldn't mind being single for the rest of my life honestly. But with FM posting all the time about how he wished he would talk to this girl, how he wishes he was able to ask a girl out on a date and such, he clearly does care.

I think it's all a joke, and he's really elbow deep in minge 24/7.

Bebpo · « **Reply #9942 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:59:54 PM »

My coffee always looks weird at work. Kind of creeps me out. Like there's this thing that might be dust or an small bug in it and I find it disturbing I can't tell which it is.

Himu · « **Reply #9943 on:** September 13, 2011, 06:01:01 PM »

Fuck office coffee. Mother fuckers making coffee taste like water n' shit.

Fuck em

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9944 on:** September 13, 2011, 07:13:55 PM »

just realized I have been wearing my underwear on backwards all day. They seem more comfortable this way.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9945 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:34:57 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2011, 02:43:31 PM

the "just do it man!" advice is terrible advice.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 13, 2011, 07:13:55 PM

just realized I have been wearing my underwear on backwards all day. They seem more comfortable this way.

Groogrux · « **Reply #9946 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:02:10 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on September 13, 2011, 03:08:17 PM

I don't really think FM needs any help tbh, it'll happen for him eventually if he wants it to.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 13, 2011, 07:13:55 PM

just realized I have been wearing my underwear on backwards all day. They seem more comfortable this way.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9947 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:43:43 PM »

The new c++ standard is so cool.

http://www.corensic.com/Learn/Resources/ConcurrencyTutorialPartOne.aspx

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9948 on:** September 13, 2011, 11:22:24 PM »

Even I Am Sam got a woman pregnant. C'mon FM :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9949 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:01:27 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2011, 11:22:24 PM

Even I Am Sam got a woman pregnant. C'mon FM :'(

I watched that movie with my cousin who has down syndrome. I don't think she got it.

Bebpo · « **Reply #9950 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:56:52 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on September 13, 2011, 11:23:50 PM

I'm sooooooo fucking ripped. Passed my test and I don't think I even smoked half a j haha omg tolerance breaks are the fucking BESTTTTT

congrats

chronovore · « **Reply #9951 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:53:40 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 14, 2011, 12:01:27 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2011, 11:22:24 PM
Even I Am Sam got a woman pregnant. C'mon FM :'(

I watched that movie with my cousin who has down syndrome. I don't think she got it.

This has overloaded my "inappropriately funny" quota for the day. Thanks!

etiolate · « **Reply #9952 on:** September 14, 2011, 04:32:48 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on September 14, 2011, 12:01:27 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2011, 11:22:24 PM
Even I Am Sam got a woman pregnant. C'mon FM :'(

I watched that movie with my cousin who has down syndrome. I don't think she got it.

You mean he seemed like every other starbucks employee?

Mupepe · « **Reply #9953 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:34:31 PM »

I don't develop tolerance for fucking anything. I love it!

Still a minute man in bed? Check
Still get blazed off of one or two hits? Check
Can get shitfaced off a bottle of wine? Check

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9954 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:00:25 PM »

What's a minute man?

Diunx · « **Reply #9955 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:04:25 PM »

Only slep like three hours last night and have to get up at 5 a.m. today

Mupepe · « **Reply #9956 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:12:51 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 14, 2011, 01:00:25 PM

What's a minute man?

Let's just say if my wife and I are racing in bed, I always win.

Himu · « **Reply #9957 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:24:23 PM »

Damn buddy, I sure as fuck hope you do amples amount of foreplay

Mupepe · « **Reply #9958 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:30:41 PM »

Sure.

WITH YOUR MOM

demi · « **Reply #9959 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:32:19 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 14, 2011, 01:00:25 PM

What's a minute man?

uh...

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