Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4282440 times)

Himu · « **Reply #9960 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:36:53 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 14, 2011, 01:30:41 PM

Sure.

WITH YOUR MOM

Well I'm pretty sure she's grateful. Thanks for taking care of her like that.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9961 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:40:14 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 14, 2011, 01:36:53 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on September 14, 2011, 01:30:41 PM
Sure.

WITH YOUR MOM

Well I'm pretty sure she's grateful. Thanks for taking care of her like that.

She told me that no one has ever buttered her sourdough like me.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9962 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:41:30 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 14, 2011, 01:12:51 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 14, 2011, 01:00:25 PM
What's a minute man?
Let's just say if my wife and I are racing in bed, I always win.

And she is ok with that? I feel like I'm missing something.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9963 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:44:11 PM »

it was a joke. On the real real, we're both quickies. She always finishes first and it's usually me saying "you're already done??"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9964 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:13:24 PM »

T234 · « **Reply #9965 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:48:54 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on September 14, 2011, 11:32:16 AM

Yeah I slept like a baby last night. My tolerance is like nonexistent now.

When I worked in the porn store I smoked a half-ounce by myself every day. Needless to say, most households couldn't come close to what my tolerance threshold was.

My tolerance has went back to nil. Last night I smoked a blunt, and giggled pretty much all evening at what amounted to the funniest story I've heard in quite awhile.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9966 on:** September 14, 2011, 07:39:37 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 14, 2011, 01:12:51 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 14, 2011, 01:00:25 PM
What's a minute man?
Let's just say if my wife and I are racing in bed, I always win.

Oh, I thought you meant 'my-newt' and was all

Robo · « **Reply #9967 on:** September 14, 2011, 07:54:15 PM »

If you had access to the cock pics forum, you'd know that definitely ain't the case.

brob · « **Reply #9968 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:38:58 PM »

there was supposed to be girls at the party I went to today, but it ended up being a bunch of dudes sitting aroudnw atching the fucking matrix and then me and two other sausage carrying motherfuckers went out and got some drinks, one of whom puked in the fucking bar - so we got kicked out. no chicks. alone in my bed drunk as fuck and just now I notice that I have ants crawling around on my floor. GREAT. :|

Diunx · « **Reply #9969 on:** September 14, 2011, 11:10:17 PM »

Great day today at work, they let us go two hours early because of tomorrow's trip so when we get back we are going to have two and a half day worth of work waiting for us, which means lots and lots of extra hours this weekend

Diunx · « **Reply #9970 on:** September 15, 2011, 06:16:27 AM »

Should have wank before leaving home.

Boogie · « **Reply #9971 on:** September 15, 2011, 07:46:05 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 15, 2011, 03:53:52 AM

Just found out that Keith David, the dude who Jennifer Connelly sucks off in Requiem for a Dream, is the voice of Goliath in Gargoyles and the Arbiter in the Halo series. Pretty cool.

Also Captain Anderson in Mass Effect series.

Pretty sure he was some Klingon in star trek too, can't remember.

Keith David

Edit: nevermind, imdb says he was never on trek.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9972 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:36:33 PM »

Ambulance just took my grandpa to the hospital. Don't know what for.

Hospitals are terrible for him because he's an alcoholic and goes though DT's when ever he stays more than 3 days.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9973 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:38:49 PM »

Sorry, Arvie

T234 · « **Reply #9974 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:39:31 PM »

Damn dude. I wish y'all all the best.

Bebpo · « **Reply #9975 on:** September 16, 2011, 05:55:24 PM »

I realized that Fridays suck at office jobs. Everyone works their ass off and gets all their shit done by the end of the week so there's NOTHING TO DO on Fridays and if there is some stuff to do you're all "eh, I can get to that next week". I see why a lot of offices take halfdays on Fridays. Our office doesn't so I try to stick around until at least 3-4pm, but it's boring

Can only read EB and GAF for so long until you've read all the threads.

Boogie · « **Reply #9976 on:** September 16, 2011, 06:55:32 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 16, 2011, 05:55:24 PM

I realized that Fridays suck at office jobs. Everyone works their ass off and gets all their shit done by the end of the week so there's NOTHING TO DO on Fridays and if there is some stuff to do you're all "eh, I can get to that next week". I see why a lot of offices take halfdays on Fridays. Our office doesn't so I try to stick around until at least 3-4pm, but it's boring Can only read EB and GAF for so long until you've read all the threads.

#uppermiddleclassproblems

Diunx · « **Reply #9977 on:** September 16, 2011, 07:57:10 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 16, 2011, 05:55:24 PM

I realized that Fridays suck at office jobs. Everyone works their ass off and gets all their shit done by the end of the week so there's NOTHING TO DO on Fridays and if there is some stuff to do you're all "eh, I can get to that next week". I see why a lot of offices take halfdays on Fridays. Our office doesn't so I try to stick around until at least 3-4pm, but it's boring Can only read EB and GAF for so long until you've read all the threads.

smh, I don't do shit at the office on saturdays and love it!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9978 on:** September 16, 2011, 09:42:43 PM »

Yea Fridays suck. Usually I don't have much to do, but today I had to stay longer because an emergency patient showed up right as we were about to close.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9979 on:** September 17, 2011, 08:38:03 PM »

I took an L for Cole at the barber shop

BET was replaying 106 and Park or something, and they debuted Can't Get Enough. I was tired due to waiting for like 5 people to get their hair cut (forgot to make my appointment) and wasn't thinking right. Anyway there was a woman in the corner of the barber shop doing nails for chicks; they were all watching the video and one was like "he looks like Drake" then another was like "but he can't rap." I held my tongue.

Then the gay stylist who works in another room within the building came in and was like "oohhh J Cole, that boy can spit" and he looked at me. I dunno why I said shit, but I nodded my head and said "yea he's pretty hot." The whole place started staring at me, and I pulled out my phone and pretended to get a text. Finally a barber said "I'm sure he just means he's a hot rhymer" and some people got that ohhh I see face, but some were still giving me the this nicca suspect face.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9980 on:** September 17, 2011, 08:43:23 PM »

why did you not just clarify

or leave

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9981 on:** September 17, 2011, 08:59:53 PM »

I was tired

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9982 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:10:43 PM »

My book is now out in paperback.

And I also fooled around with a guy who was in a relationship last night. He left his phone here. Then came back today and looked absolutely distraught. Yeah guy, you don't cheat on "the best thing that has happened in my life", because apparently he's not enough.

Last night "never happened". NOT TO ME, BRO, it was a lot of fun!

He didn't tell me he had a boyfriend 'till towards the end of the night. At my place. After 20 mins of sucking my dick.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9983 on:** September 17, 2011, 09:16:41 PM »

So after he remembered he had a bf, did he stop sucking and leave or keep on truckin?

Groogrux · « **Reply #9984 on:** September 17, 2011, 10:21:50 PM »

Every time I burp it tastes a little like blood. It's probably nothing.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9985 on:** September 17, 2011, 10:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2011, 09:16:41 PM

So after he remembered he had a bf, did he stop sucking and leave or keep on truckin?

He stopped sucking, and left. What a loser.

Diunx · « **Reply #9986 on:** September 17, 2011, 11:12:44 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on September 17, 2011, 10:21:50 PM

Every time I burp it tastes a little like blood. It's probably nothing.

It's probably cancer.

Rman · « **Reply #9987 on:** September 18, 2011, 12:08:19 AM »

Anyone have a feed of the fight

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9988 on:** September 18, 2011, 12:27:50 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 17, 2011, 11:01:16 PM

Who is publishing your book, Zephyr?

Also, how are your online sales?

Createspace, a self-publishing company that is an Amazon affiliate. It'll actually BE on Amazon in a few days, but it's available there. The only requirement is paying about 10 bucks to get a proof copy, which I have and love to death.

I've sold sixteen copies in a month, which isn't bad for someone who is a total unknown at this point.

Bebpo · « **Reply #9989 on:** September 18, 2011, 01:03:47 AM »

Del Taco is working well to cure my hangover

CHICKEN SOFT TACOS FTW

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9990 on:** September 18, 2011, 12:20:13 PM »

Yea dude, go to a black barbershop. I've seen some Arabs and Latinos get cut there, and some white people although most were in the military (short hair)

Himu · « **Reply #9991 on:** September 18, 2011, 12:23:07 PM »

Go to a black barbership if you need a buzz cut or whatever. I know lots of white folks who go to black barber shops for that reason. Also, jews cuz they got the curly hair too.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9992 on:** September 18, 2011, 12:24:18 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 18, 2011, 01:03:47 AM

Del Taco is working well to cure my hangover

CHICKEN SOFT TACOS FTW

greasy food is the best hangover cure!

Rman · « **Reply #9993 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:45:09 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 16, 2011, 05:55:24 PM

I realized that Fridays suck at office jobs. Everyone works their ass off and gets all their shit done by the end of the week so there's NOTHING TO DO on Fridays and if there is some stuff to do you're all "eh, I can get to that next week". I see why a lot of offices take halfdays on Fridays. Our office doesn't so I try to stick around until at least 3-4pm, but it's boring Can only read EB and GAF for so long until you've read all the threads.

Yep.

There's a term. It's called, "The Fridays"

drew · « **Reply #9994 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:58:07 PM »

i'm sorry, all i hear is "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm lucky enough to have a job that has no risk of bodily harm or physical activity, whaaaaaaaaaaa" shut the fuck up, do you know how many people right now are sacrificing their body and health for their job? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9995 on:** September 18, 2011, 03:24:27 PM »

Quote from: drew on September 18, 2011, 02:58:07 PM

i'm sorry, all i hear is "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm lucky enough to have a job that has no risk of bodily harm or physical activity, whaaaaaaaaaaa" shut the fuck up, do you know how many people right now are sacrificing their body and health for their job? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

u mad?

demi · « **Reply #9996 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:03:07 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 18, 2011, 03:24:27 PM

Quote from: drew on September 18, 2011, 02:58:07 PM
i'm sorry, all i hear is "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm lucky enough to have a job that has no risk of bodily harm or physical activity, whaaaaaaaaaaa" shut the fuck up, do you know how many people right now are sacrificing their body and health for their job? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

u mad?

Definitely mad. I love going to work knowing my body won't come to any harm. Unless I get a papercut. Those are brutal.

jangaroo · « **Reply #9997 on:** September 18, 2011, 05:52:29 PM »

I once got five papercuts in a ten minute timespan organizing papers at the office. I decided to try wearing disposable gloves for once to see if that helped but instead of getting any work done I went up to a male co-worker and asked if he wanted a prostate exam.

Robo · « **Reply #9998 on:** September 18, 2011, 06:00:38 PM »

Dude, that's fucked up. Did you get worker's comp?

chronovore · « **Reply #9999 on:** September 18, 2011, 06:30:33 PM »

No, but it did parlay into a date.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10000 on:** September 18, 2011, 06:35:08 PM »

i need to get one of those ergonomic mouses. i'm afraid my wrist is going to get all carpal tunnel when i get older.

lennedsay · « **Reply #10001 on:** September 18, 2011, 06:41:55 PM »

My hands and wrists are already all carpal tunnely... $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #10002 on:** September 18, 2011, 07:46:41 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on September 18, 2011, 06:41:55 PM

My hands and wrists are already all carpal tunnely... $:-\$

want a rub, baby cakes?

lennedsay · « **Reply #10003 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:00:12 PM »

I just did pilates while watching TV, so I feel pretty good now. Used the foam roller too - instant deep tissue massage.

Realized after the fact that I pushed back into child's pose to stretch... right in front of the window. WHOOPS! If the neighbors are upset about my ass being in the window, they shouldn't have been lookin'!

Mupepe · « **Reply #10004 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:07:18 PM »

If they're upset or didn't take pictures they're gay!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10005 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:13:05 PM »

What ass? smh @ white girls

lennedsay · « **Reply #10006 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:21:17 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 18, 2011, 08:07:18 PM

If they're upset or didn't take pictures they're gay!!

It's all old people behind me, but this one house full of them are insane and out-crazy and out-party us. They probably grabbed their camera but their kids weren't around to show them how to use it. The house directly behind us is for sale though, and there's loads of geriatrics looking at it. We always go outside and act a fool. They should know what they're dealing with before they buy a house. YOU'RE WELCOME OLD FUCKERS.

Diunx · « **Reply #10007 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:25:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2011, 08:13:05 PM

What ass? smh @ white girls

You have obviously never been to latin america.

lennedsay · « **Reply #10008 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:28:51 PM »

There are minimal Olive Gardens there. Why would he go to a shithole that isn't good enough for Olive Gardens?

Diunx · « **Reply #10009 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:30:05 PM »

So he can admire white girls with big juicy asses.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10010 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:32:14 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on September 18, 2011, 08:25:09 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2011, 08:13:05 PM
What ass? smh @ white girls

You have obviously never been to latin america.

but they aren't white! agreed tho, you guys have the hottest women

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and cheeseburgers

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Diunx · « **Reply #10011 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:35:57 PM »

They have white skin!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10012 on:** September 18, 2011, 08:45:10 PM »

it's more brown than white!

clearly we should post pics

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10013 on:** September 18, 2011, 09:11:29 PM »

I'll amend my post to say: Brazil has the hottest women

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and cheeseburgers

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Diunx · « **Reply #10014 on:** September 18, 2011, 09:15:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2011, 08:45:10 PM

it's more brown than white!

clearly we should post pics

I'll post some tomorrow when I get back from work.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10015 on:** September 18, 2011, 09:40:09 PM »

fuck you racists

lennedsay · « **Reply #10016 on:** September 18, 2011, 10:05:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2011, 09:40:09 PM

fuck you racists

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2011, 08:13:05 PM

What ass? smh @ white girls

.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10017 on:** September 18, 2011, 10:15:49 PM »

I'm black, I can't be racist d'oh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10018 on:** September 18, 2011, 10:22:11 PM »

ok.

white ass I like: Sara Jay. see I'm not racist

Groogrux · « **Reply #10019 on:** September 18, 2011, 10:34:49 PM »

White girls don't have asses? Tell that to my Hooters waitress from today.

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