Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[The Fake Shemp]

Did she ruin your weekend to, Wrath? I told you to drop her from Facebook!

[Phoenix Dark]

Went to a whore house yesterday, my friends said that we were just going to talk to them and have a couple of beers and shit, but one of them took one to a room and the other one wanted to but I didn't let him since I didn't wanted to be left alone there.

Spent like 20 minutes watching tv and smoking with a group of whores while my friend finished, they have some great stories

uhh where was this, and were they hot/nice?

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh sweet Jesus, Maurice. I hope you not seriously considering a whore house.

[Phoenix Dark]

Of course not! I'm just wondering what it's like. I'm guessing he's from another country though. I'd be too concerned about sting operations to go that route in the US

[The Fake Shemp]

It's easy to get a call girl and the prospect of getting busted is minimal unless you're going to a block or a love motel. It's just so beneath you!

[BlueTsunami]

I believe Diunx is in the Dominican Republic which is probably like the wild wild west compared to America 

[The Fake Shemp]

Whatever country Reirom is from, that's where Diunx lives. Maybe Reirom took his son to a whore house? That would be pretty midas netal.

[Phoenix Dark]

Not too obsessed with it. I think I'm in a good position right now, and just need a bit more initiative. Kinda wonder how many things I've passively passed down by not pursuing, or poorly reading body language  

[The Fake Shemp]

Eh, it's better to focus on what's ahead, not what was lost. I could spend a week pondering regrets. "What if I went home with this girl?" "Why didn't I take her number?" "Why didn't I give her MY number?" etc.

[Phoenix Dark]

Good advice but so hard to follow at times damn. I wasted a lot of time semi-chasing a chick who would be totally into me one minute, then completely ignore me the next minute (same chick who texted through our meeting). I decided fine whatever, I'm done. Then shortly afterward I get a call from her basically saying "hey I haven't seen you in awhile, want to go somewhere?" We do some stuff and have a good time, but at this point I'm really not looking for a girlfriend and start to think she's just playing with me. Long story short, I confirm my suspicions and cut contact, then realize I probably could have banged her. Eh fuck it

[Diunx]

Went to a whore house yesterday, my friends said that we were just going to talk to them and have a couple of beers and shit, but one of them took one to a room and the other one wanted to but I didn't let him since I didn't wanted to be left alone there.

Spent like 20 minutes watching tv and smoking with a group of whores while my friend finished, they have some great stories

uhh where was this, and were they hot/nice?

They were nice but I wouldn't really say they were hot, they looked like your average hooker lots of make up, big ass, big tits, really good looking hookers cost a LOT of money over here and you usually see them eating at some tourist place with some old American/Euro dude.

[Boogie]

and you usually see them eating at some tourist place with some old American/Euro dude.

ya, it's pretty creepy to see.  Most of the old dudes seem to treat them well, tho, at least.

[Madrun Badrun]

Can't wait till I'm old so I can get me some pretty latino gal   

[Himu]

Maurice you need to get drunk/high before going to a whorehouse. Need some bar culture experience, mayne. Have you ever been drunk before? You say you don't like alcohol but you've never disclosed how drunk you've been like ever.

IMO, you should go to your local convenience store, grab one of those energy drinks that have alcohol in em, go to a club, drink that fucker before going inside, and watch the fireworks. I promise you, you'd feel a lot better and you'd probably get some tail out of it or at least a blowjob. Better yet, go with a fruit punch flavor. It's delicious and gets you fucked up.

[brob]

Drank something called Frost yesterday. Tasted like turpentine that had been spiked with paint thinner. Maybe Skidmark knows what I'm talking about, it looked swedish (like all fucked up alcohol). Got all kinds of fucked up on it though. Damn the lawmakers closing beer sales at 6 on saturdays. :'(

and you usually see them eating at some tourist place with some old American/Euro dude.

ya, it's pretty creepy to see.  Most of the old dudes seem to treat them well, tho, at least.

In Scandinavia there are a lot of older men who travel to Thailand and get a wife. Kinda creepy, but everyone is usually pretty happy with the set-up.

[Himu]

My little cousin is graduating from High School today. Which is drilling into my head that he's not little anymore.  :'( I love him like a brother I never had.

[etiolate]

I can only speak for American girls, but most "girl logic"--if we are generalizing-- is a mix of exchange theory and a double standard. Women want all the perks of being a princess without the reality, or better put, the shit parts of being a princess.

Some of them grow out of this. Most never do.

[Himu]

That's quite a statement.

[brob]

nice edit there Himu


Most people are in some sense subconsciously guided by (some of the aspects in) exchange theory, but most grow out of it too. I don't think any generalizations should be made in favor of those who don't.

[fistfulofmetal]

 

Maurice you need to get drunk/high before going to a whorehouse. Need some bar culture experience, mayne. Have you ever been drunk before? You say you don't like alcohol but you've never disclosed how drunk you've been like ever.

IMO, you should go to your local convenience store, grab one of those energy drinks that have alcohol in em, go to a club, drink that fucker before going inside, and watch the fireworks. I promise you, you'd feel a lot better and you'd probably get some tail out of it or at least a blowjob. Better yet, go with a fruit punch flavor. It's delicious and gets you fucked up.

trying to push your shitty alcoholic agenda on other people, gtfoutta here

[Himu]

Maurice you need to get drunk/high before going to a whorehouse. Need some bar culture experience, mayne. Have you ever been drunk before? You say you don't like alcohol but you've never disclosed how drunk you've been like ever.

IMO, you should go to your local convenience store, grab one of those energy drinks that have alcohol in em, go to a club, drink that fucker before going inside, and watch the fireworks. I promise you, you'd feel a lot better and you'd probably get some tail out of it or at least a blowjob. Better yet, go with a fruit punch flavor. It's delicious and gets you fucked up.

trying to push your shitty alcoholic agenda on other people, gtfoutta here

I don't get people who don't drink. I honestly just don't get it. Okay, let me expound upon my statement: I don't get people who don't drink and yet turn down social situations.

You ask these people to hang out,"Hey, wanna get a few beers at the bar?"

"No, I don't drink."

No one gives a fuck if you don't drink. Go along anyways. I really just don't get it...like at all. You suggest something with minimal alcohol that tastes GREAT and these people are like,"No, alcohol is icky!"

Almost every single person I've met who "doesn't drink" but doesn't bother to accept that other people DO drink and just because they invite you doesn't mean they want you to get shitfaced has the mental and social capacity of a pre-teen.

You're at a graduation party, and people are going to toast with a glass of wine and you hear,"Sorry, I don't drink." It's a fucking glass of wine you goddamn pissent. NO ONE CARES.

[etiolate]

what are saudi girls like?

and what did Himu bail out on?

[Himu]

I originally said,"That's quite a leap there."

[fistfulofmetal]

it really bothers me being around people who are drinking. so i remove myself from their surrounding unless they're good friends of mine.

[Himu]

What's wrong with drinking? In most social situations, people aren't getting shitfaced. It's just another type of beverage. Sure, at college parties there are people who get shitfaced, but not EVERYONE is shitfaced. Some even manage to have fun without drinking a single drop!

[fistfulofmetal]

there's nothing wrong with it. i just choose not to partake in it. and would prefer if others didn't as well.

[TakingBackSunday]

it really bothers me being around people who are drinking. so i remove myself from their surrounding unless they're good friends of mine.

You sound like me three years ago.

[fistfulofmetal]

boy did you ever fall down the hill

[etiolate]

I use to not like being around people who are drinking. Some people are really annoying when they drink. I can be around chill drinkers, but the whole WOOO I AM DRINKING types get on my nerves.

[TakingBackSunday]

Well, yeah, but who makes friends with those type of people anyway?

[Himu]

I use to not like being around people who are drinking. Some people are really annoying when they drink. I can be around chill drinkers, but the whole WOOO I AM DRINKING types get on my nerves.

Who really does,"WOOOO I AM DRINKING" unless they're celebrating something, alcoholic, college students buying cheap and shitty booze, or dumb bimbo's?

[Phoenix Dark]

I've never been drunk, it doesn't appeal to me. I like some drinks like scotch (MAF  :'() and long island ice teas, but I've never drank enough to go wild. I'll drink some and move on

[Beezy]

I use to not like being around people who are drinking. Some people are really annoying when they drink. I can be around chill drinkers, but the whole WOOO I AM DRINKING types get on my nerves.

Who really does,"WOOOO I AM DRINKING" unless they're celebrating something, alcoholic, college students buying cheap and shitty booze, or dumb bimbo's?

seriously

I've never been drunk, it doesn't appeal to me. I like some drinks like scotch (MAF  :'() and long island ice teas, but I've never drank enough to go wild. I'll drink some and move on

Two well made long island iced teas should be all you need, but a lot of places make them weak or fill up your glass with ice so you hardly get anything.

You don't know if it appeals to you if you've never done it. Getting drunk doesn't mean going wild/crazy. That's up to you. smh

[Himu]

I've never been drunk, it doesn't appeal to me. I like some drinks like scotch (MAF  :'() and long island ice teas, but I've never drank enough to go wild. I'll drink some and move on

How can you say "I've never been drunk" and "it doesn't appeal to me" in the same sentence? You've never experienced it.

Do you mean shitfaced throwing up in trash cans drunk or tipsy-sorta-wobbly drunk?

The appeal of drinking is that it loosens you up. Drinking by yourself, unless it's like a few brews, is pointless. Drinking in a social situation, however, can make the most introverted idiot into an outgoing person who wants to get down and have fun.

[Phoenix Dark]

Sorry dudes, I tend to follow MAF's lead here: drinking by yourself>drinking in public. Too many assholes, too much drama.

[Fresh Prince]

and have sex. humanity shouldn't need it but it is 'social lubricant'

[Beezy]

PD... fuck it. You'll learn one day. I hope.

[BlueTsunami]

You need to invest in a flask PD. And like Popeye and his spinach, nip at that flask when courage is needed.

[TakingBackSunday]

The hell PD, I get drunk by myself all the time and love it.  Just do it.

[Diunx]

Saudi girls are the most needy, naive and helpless creatures ever, well most of them are. Forget any independence or any sense of self worth, you're the man so you do everything and saying anything even as a joke would break their little hearts. And theya re the most cold and selfish beings you would ever meet.

Sounds like latino girls

[Himu]

muslim women in general tend be little princesses. This is true for many cultures where there's a clear emphasis on breeding and having families (see: latina's, indian women).

[Fresh Prince]

so in short get a white girl.

[Moran]

So how are women from NY? There might be this woman who may give me a call since I would be the only person she knows of Sydney. I don't want to be around a SATC or Gossip Girl clone unless she's hot  :'(

Terrible, well I live with one guy from NY and knew another 3 girls from classes and they were all pretty awful. As a New Yorker... In the STATES... Heh, you Australians don't really... lived up to the obnoxious American tourist stereotype pretty well, although I think their LOUD TALKING and accents made them seem a lot worse than they actually were.

[Fresh Prince]

She hasn't called me so I'm safe.

[ch1nchilla]

Done with mid-terms, will most certainly be getting drunk at home while playing Lost Planet 2 tonight.

[Mupepe]

It's official.  I start on my journey to a degree in Mechanical Engineering in August.  Oh Jesus.  :'(  It's going to be so long.

[Madrun Badrun]

wait a real 4 year engineering degree?  :0  good job!

Have fun with that math

[Madrun Badrun]

O ya I came in to post that I spent an hour taking the bus to work only to throw up as soon as I got there and then spent another hour getting home

[brob]

So, I have no money for the next week and in an effort to acquire some food I went to my old workplace's cafeteria during lunch and grabbed five oranges and a bread. Then I sweet-talked my way into some coffee from one of the cooks that I used to flirt with.

I think I might be able to get some free crabs tomorrow and I know a dude who works at a bakery so I'll attempt to get some pastry or whatever at closing tonight.


Living raw

[Mupepe]

wait a real 4 year engineering degree?  :0  good job!

Have fun with that math

yuh.  Going to University of Houston for it.  I like the subject, but I'm terrible at math although I feel like a King when I figure shit out so hopefully I'll get a lot better at it. 

[Mupepe]

So I went out with this chick again yesterday, and it went pretty well. But then I went out on my own last night and my phone died. So when I plugged it in at home, there were like five text messages and two voice mails. It looked like she was initially inviting me over to her place, sent me a few more texts, but that when I did not reply, she called my other line. Then when that didn't pick up, she felt embarrassed that she called both and didn't want me to think that she was clingy or crazy or anything.

It was actually kind of funny, in that it reminded me of a bad movie where a guy calls a chick that he has a crush on and leaves a voicemail, realizes how dorky it is, calls back to leave another, then realizes how dorky it is to have called back and calls back to tell her to forget the first two, etc.

I called her saying don't worry about it and to give me a shout in the morning, but I think she is too embarrassed to call me back now.

You should do it to her today.  Call her like five times and leave a crazy rambling message and then right before you hang up "nah.  just teasing you.  call me back though."

[Himu]

Good luck!

[The Fake Shemp]

I think that would make her feel awful, Mupepe.

[Himu]

So I went out with this chick again yesterday, and it went pretty well. But then I went out on my own last night and my phone died. So when I plugged it in at home, there were like five text messages and two voice mails. It looked like she was initially inviting me over to her place, sent me a few more texts, but that when I did not reply, she called my other line. Then when that didn't pick up, she felt embarrassed that she called both and didn't want me to think that she was clingy or crazy or anything.

It was actually kind of funny, in that it reminded me of a bad movie where a guy calls a chick that he has a crush on and leaves a voicemail, realizes how dorky it is, calls back to leave another, then realizes how dorky it is to have called back and calls back to tell her to forget the first two, etc.

I called her saying don't worry about it and to give me a shout in the morning, but I think she is too embarrassed to call me back now.

Pull a George Costanza.

[Mupepe]

I think that would make her feel awful, Mupepe.

If she calls back and cries and yells at you, you can hang up and text her this...

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[The Fake Shemp]

[Madrun Badrun]

[Himu]

So yesterday was my cousin's graduation. This is the first graduation I've been to where they actually prayed. They asked us to stand, and my cousin Ian, was like,"Garrett...stand!", but I just sat there. When they finished praying he tells me,"I wish I was atheist, so I could just sit down when people pray!"

Honestly, even when I was a "believer" I had a big problem with praying at school events. It feels so wrong. It's like I'm the only fucker who got anything out of school history and government classes: that there is a clear separation between church and state. If you wanna pray, do it by yourself; no one is stopping you.

[Mupepe]

You haven't felt awkward until you're at a family (in laws) dinner with 60 Catholics from El Salvador and they're all hardcore believers and they're saying a 10 minute grace in Spanish.  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Himu]

That doesn't sound very fun...at all. Is the wife Catholic?