Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4291412 times)

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4020 on:** October 10, 2010, 05:26:20 PM »

I have nothing witty to say in reply $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4021 on:** October 10, 2010, 05:28:40 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 10, 2010, 05:09:09 PM

You're absolutely right, I have to diversify my interests. I'm desperate for a new inspiration.

What do you guys think it's missing, besides porn?

Edit: checking out Cajole's suggestions.

Edit: his subs are basically the same.

Well, I didn't include my two dozen baseball subs.

Gazunta · « **Reply #4022 on:** October 10, 2010, 06:26:29 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 10, 2010, 02:46:33 PM

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People actually read my comic?!?!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4023 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:04:27 PM »

I fucked up making INSTANT COOKIES FROM A PACKAGE. No girl will ever love me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4024 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:11:19 PM »

The type of cookies that are precut dough and you place in the oven? Those are sort of easy to mess up, the "done" and "burnt, what the fuck!" margin is a thin on (about 1 minute thin). Should have a cooking timer on hand.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4025 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:17:54 PM »

No, it's a mix bag where I put 1 egg in anf half a cup of butter and stir then bake. I waz making soup and putting eggs in that but I only wanted the yoke in the soup so I decieded to put the extra whites in the cookie mix. 3 extra whites latter and my cookies have the texture of muffin tops. Also the entire baking sheet was one big cookie.

Again, I can't talk to girls and I can't cook. No girl will ever want me

I should get into photography. I could do that. Girls dig that.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4026 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:19:44 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #4027 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:21:55 PM »

yolk later

stick to dogs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4028 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:22:01 PM »

Also the cookie dough was all slimy and gros. Image what the Cookie Monsters jizz would be like, and that's exactly what I was working with here.

Himu · « **Reply #4029 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:22:50 PM »

How do subscriptions work with firefox?

etiolate · « **Reply #4030 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:23:46 PM »

you can add extra spices, sugar and stuff like choco chips a bit in cookies

but not milk or egg or flour

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4031 on:** October 10, 2010, 08:34:18 PM »

arvie you just need to show your cock. no talking. no baking.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4032 on:** October 10, 2010, 10:47:04 PM »

FM you can talk to girls just fine! You told me I look 16 just yesterday.

And yea bitches love photographers.

BT

drew · « **Reply #4033 on:** October 10, 2010, 10:49:20 PM »

cut your hair and get some sun (seriously) and youll be fine

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4034 on:** October 10, 2010, 10:57:56 PM »

Sun light will never make up for these beasts

But Nami could

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4035 on:** October 10, 2010, 11:03:51 PM »

You just invented cookie pancakes or vice versa or maybe just cookie pancakes cause they started out as cookies and became pancakes vs starting out as pancakes and throwing some fucking nestle chocolate chips in to the batter.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4036 on:** October 10, 2010, 11:05:34 PM »

vice versa? you mean maybe cookie pancakes just invented me?

edit: you added in more sentences and the above sentences level of funny dropped in half. :'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4037 on:** October 10, 2010, 11:07:39 PM »

Canada is almost touching Russia through Alaska so it could be :'( But I meant vice versa in regards to being pancake cookies or cookie pancakes

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4038 on:** October 10, 2010, 11:16:03 PM »

even I have to admit Nami is a pretty awesome dog. just take Nami for a walk on a Saturday\Sunday morning. didn't chicks start talking to you before with nami?

Diunx · « **Reply #4039 on:** October 10, 2010, 11:32:14 PM »

She is a girl right? because that thing on his/her neck is mad homo.

demi · « **Reply #4040 on:** October 11, 2010, 12:11:36 AM »

I just remembered that the ORANGE skin isnt on in honor of delicious Fall weather. Should I change it y/n

Raban · « **Reply #4041 on:** October 11, 2010, 12:16:52 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #4042 on:** October 11, 2010, 12:26:39 AM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4043 on:** October 11, 2010, 12:33:01 AM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #4044 on:** October 11, 2010, 01:01:24 AM »

Yes please.

drew · « **Reply #4045 on:** October 11, 2010, 01:03:53 AM »

Robo · « **Reply #4046 on:** October 11, 2010, 04:47:46 AM »

Change it.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4047 on:** October 11, 2010, 10:41:22 AM »

Great Pumpkin!!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #4048 on:** October 11, 2010, 11:22:44 AM »

Orange so I can start calling everyone "punkin"

Diunx · « **Reply #4049 on:** October 11, 2010, 11:29:10 AM »

Shit is still blue, ban demi.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4050 on:** October 11, 2010, 01:54:16 PM »

If I remember correctly, orange was sort of a bitch on the eyes, well... compared to blue. Maybe black would be cool but thats up to demi or Willco (I don't touch forum code shit).

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4051 on:** October 11, 2010, 02:07:18 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #4052 on:** October 11, 2010, 02:20:14 PM »

ORANGE. DO IT, DEMI. I'LL PM YOU COCK PICS.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4053 on:** October 11, 2010, 02:32:43 PM »

Nah. He's like 5'10" I think.

Raban · « **Reply #4054 on:** October 11, 2010, 02:47:27 PM »

I'm 6'1! And my cock size is secret

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4055 on:** October 11, 2010, 05:18:48 PM »

CHANGE IT ORANGE FUCKER

demi · « **Reply #4056 on:** October 11, 2010, 05:26:18 PM »

I need a header for orange skin. It uses a ghetto default image.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4057 on:** October 11, 2010, 05:55:51 PM »

how about you take the slam-dunkin hoes album cover and replace the hoe with joe

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4058 on:** October 11, 2010, 09:12:50 PM »

Ethics is so boring.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #4059 on:** October 12, 2010, 07:25:13 PM »

Just almost got run off the damn freeway overpass on my way home from work

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Blonde woman driving a Ford Expedition with zero passengers, a personalized plate, and a fucking Meg Whitman bumper sticker. Stereotypes galore

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4060 on:** October 12, 2010, 08:16:41 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 12, 2010, 07:25:13 PM

Just almost got run off the damn freeway overpass on my way home from work

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The same thing happened to me a while ago. Only it was the Sarah Palin "Yo Go Girl!" bumper sticker. I'm pretty sure she was texting.

Powerslave · « **Reply #4061 on:** October 12, 2010, 08:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 10, 2010, 10:57:56 PM

Sun light will never make up for these beasts

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but those look delicious?

also just give us the damn choice to choose whatever colour we want, how hard can it be to include that option in the layout preferences page

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4062 on:** October 13, 2010, 04:09:45 AM »

I'm worried about my mom. It's 2 in the morning and she hasn't come home yet. She said was as going out around 7. She has never stayed out this late with out telling me she would and she has work tomorrow. Something feels wrong.

drew · « **Reply #4063 on:** October 13, 2010, 04:15:21 AM »

quit perusing evilbore and call her cellphone

Quote from: Green Man on October 13, 2010, 01:06:16 AM

House was right, vicodin is an awesome.

let me take you under my wing, grasshoppa

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4064 on:** October 13, 2010, 05:12:22 AM »

phone mother
phone mother's friends she went out with
wait till 7:00 phone police

but I wouldn't worry she's probably you know

Mupepe · « **Reply #4065 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:30:26 AM »

Wait til you're poppin a few and then you'll move on to real dope

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4066 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:51:51 AM »

1 vike = not a single fuck given all day

Mupepe · « **Reply #4067 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:56:15 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 13, 2010, 10:51:51 AM

1 vike = not a single fuck given all day

yup. maybe when I was 14.

Just try some weed, Green Man. You'll be droppin acid in no time.

Diunx · « **Reply #4068 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:10:12 AM »

Just got home from school sweating like a motherfucker and surprise! There is not electricity! I fucking love this country :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #4069 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:14:43 AM »

FM give us an update about your mom.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4070 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:15:28 AM »

You should move here.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4071 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:59:08 AM »

She was at the casino. Came home at 2:30. I feel stupid and old for worring.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4072 on:** October 13, 2010, 12:03:34 PM »

No. You're sensible. Seems reasonable to be worried.

muckhole · « **Reply #4073 on:** October 13, 2010, 12:08:29 PM »

It's pretty understandable if it's out of character for her to do that, which sounds like the case. Chastise her for making you stay up and worry.

Send her to her room.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4074 on:** October 13, 2010, 12:14:35 PM »

fm, your concern is understandable, but... aren't you 26?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4075 on:** October 13, 2010, 12:15:43 PM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #4076 on:** October 13, 2010, 01:22:49 PM »

What is the deal with girls wearing moccasins these days? it is a weird trend I've seen lately

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almost as weird as looking at feet!

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etiolate · « **Reply #4077 on:** October 13, 2010, 03:16:23 PM »

i like moccasins

I have a pair of like hardcore, stolen off of sitting bull moccasins

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4078 on:** October 13, 2010, 03:34:59 PM »

Etiolate gave Sitting his pox-ridden roll for them.

Robo · « **Reply #4079 on:** October 13, 2010, 03:48:31 PM »

I made my own moccasins in Boy Scouts!

They were the only thing the Scoutmaster would allow me to wear as I was chained to his bedframe. :'( :'( :'(

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