Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4290645 times)

demi · « **Reply #4380 on:** October 29, 2010, 04:15:33 PM »

My pee came up clean. Can't wait to start my highly cushy, insurance-padded, soul-sucking desk job

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4381 on:** October 29, 2010, 04:16:25 PM »

Congrats Demi.

Himu · « **Reply #4382 on:** October 30, 2010, 01:40:04 AM »

Smoked a joint to cap off my bday, had sex with girlfriend high, my penis and nuts still feel like someone went in my dick and installed 1000 vibrators and I came 20 fucking minutes ago, sitting on my balls feels so good high, and now I'm calling Yazeed but he won't fucking answer and I'm going to bed.

Also: booze.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4383 on:** October 30, 2010, 01:45:21 AM »

post pics of your gf

Himu · « **Reply #4384 on:** October 30, 2010, 01:48:15 AM »

You haven't lived till down a few shots and smoke a few joints and listen to Pink Floyd's 'Time' in bed staring at the ceiling, your nuts echoing like a church bell being rang for morning service.

"No one told you when to run, you missed the starting race!"

*guitar solo*

Himu · « **Reply #4385 on:** October 30, 2010, 01:51:50 AM »

wait, people are talking about making a wad under the influence of weed on the same damn page?

lmao

This night is getting better and better

lennedsay · « **Reply #4386 on:** October 30, 2010, 02:29:46 AM »

I'd get high right now, but I'm already too paranoid at this point. Results would be bad.

demi · « **Reply #4387 on:** October 30, 2010, 02:53:44 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 30, 2010, 01:40:04 AM

Smoked a joint to cap off my bday, had sex with girlfriend high, my penis and nuts still feel like someone went in my dick and installed 1000 vibrators and I came 20 fucking minutes ago, sitting on my balls feels so good high, and now I'm calling Yazeed but he won't fucking answer and I'm going to bed.

Also: booze.

Fake

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4388 on:** October 30, 2010, 03:06:25 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on October 30, 2010, 02:29:46 AM

I'd get high right now, but I'm already too paranoid at this point. Results would be bad.

Paranoia lasts just but a minute or 2.

Relaxing hogs the rest.

etiolate · « **Reply #4389 on:** October 30, 2010, 03:50:51 AM »

Despite my natural hippie looks and California roots, I've never smoked pot.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4390 on:** October 30, 2010, 04:28:51 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 30, 2010, 03:06:25 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on October 30, 2010, 02:29:46 AM
I'd get high right now, but I'm already too paranoid at this point. Results would be bad.

Paranoia lasts just but a minute or 2. Relaxing hogs the rest.

I can't relax! I need to be on guard. I'm on Rape Watch. I got my Rape Whistle out and everything.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4391 on:** October 30, 2010, 05:43:45 AM »

Amateur

Himu · « **Reply #4392 on:** October 30, 2010, 11:28:39 AM »

I smoked some powerful shit last night. Florida weed ain't nothing to fuck with.

Himu · « **Reply #4393 on:** October 30, 2010, 11:56:40 AM »

FUCK YAZEED

THAT DUDE CALLED ME A distinguished black fellow

HURT MY FEELINGS

Raban · « **Reply #4394 on:** October 30, 2010, 12:03:30 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 30, 2010, 11:56:40 AM

FUCK YAZEED

THAT DUDE CALLED ME A distinguished black fellow

HURT MY FEELINGS

Party foul $:-\$

Diunx · « **Reply #4395 on:** October 30, 2010, 01:12:02 PM »

I never get paranoid while high but I got a friend that even when we are smoking indoor he starts to freak out and see cops lights through the window and shit

How are Threadless sizes? I'm gonna order one of those surprise horror tees tomorrow but they only have S left, if I went on a diet this wouldn't be a problem :'(

drew · « **Reply #4396 on:** October 30, 2010, 03:08:32 PM »

ive never gotten paranoid to the point of peeking through the blinds on weed, i might think people are clowning on me all the time though, and i get so self conscious to the point where i swear i can feel the hair on my arm grow

i hear that if you get a legal script and mention my problems they have shit for people like me, which i could get because of my feet, hm, HM

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 30, 2010, 05:20:50 AM

I called Himu and he won't stop laughing,

sounds like pcp

Himu · « **Reply #4397 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:14:05 AM »

fucking awesome abstract art. Saw these on SA.

Guess what each one is:

demi · « **Reply #4398 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:26:32 AM »

Looks like shit. Go yell at some drive thrus

Himu · « **Reply #4399 on:** October 31, 2010, 04:36:17 AM »

Raban · « **Reply #4400 on:** October 31, 2010, 07:03:21 AM »

Yeah I think that shit is stupid. Abstract art is always processed in my mind as pretentious, as soon as I see it I just get angry.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4401 on:** October 31, 2010, 08:24:32 AM »

i thought it was neat that i could tell what they were refrencing

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4402 on:** October 31, 2010, 08:35:30 AM »

I can tell the South Park and Link one.

That isn't abstract art. Most abstract art these days involves pissing or shitting on a religious icon.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4403 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:10:50 AM »

What are the answers himu? The only one I'm not sure of is the third.

Diunx · « **Reply #4404 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:33:49 AM »

Quote from: startselect on October 31, 2010, 07:03:21 AM

Yeah I think that shit is stupid. Abstract art is always processed in my mind as pretentious, as soon as I see it I just get angry.

.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4405 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:45:56 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

1st is street fighter
2nd is futurama
3rd is seinfeld
4th is south park
5th is star wars
6th is link

[close]

drew · « **Reply #4406 on:** October 31, 2010, 10:46:34 AM »

not art

at all

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #4407 on:** October 31, 2010, 11:31:03 AM »

I had a dream I was permabanned from EB by some weird moderator with a S name. I was scared. :'(

drew · « **Reply #4408 on:** October 31, 2010, 01:08:30 PM »

i had a dream that my manager wanted me to try out this new vodka, then we went snow sledding, which gave me a gay vibe, but because of that i was backlogged with busing tables and had to clean around people already sitting down, right before i woke up i was getting a bj from a waitress in the back seat of a packed car, shit was way WAY weird

Himu · « **Reply #4409 on:** October 31, 2010, 01:09:02 PM »

Quote from: The Business on October 31, 2010, 12:36:44 PM

I had a dream wear I was mining cobblestone in Minecraft and I didn't want to wake up because I didn't have enough cobblestone yet.

where honey, where.

Powerslave · « **Reply #4410 on:** October 31, 2010, 06:14:36 PM »

1. Street Fighter
2. Futurama
3. Seinfeld
4. South Park
5. Star Wars
6. Link

im awesome

drew · « **Reply #4411 on:** October 31, 2010, 06:22:50 PM »

there is literally nothing to lead you to deduce that, they are random fucking lines of colors

chronovore · « **Reply #4412 on:** October 31, 2010, 06:28:39 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on October 31, 2010, 08:35:30 AM

I can tell the South Park and Link one.

That isn't abstract art. Most abstract art these days involves pissing or shitting on a religious icon.

Or said subject made from said materials.

Powerslave · « **Reply #4413 on:** October 31, 2010, 06:30:12 PM »

'literally nothing'

Powerslave · « **Reply #4414 on:** October 31, 2010, 06:30:46 PM »

'random'

Raban · « **Reply #4415 on:** October 31, 2010, 11:10:19 PM »

Powerslave I like your avatar. I liked the Aliens one too, but to see you representin' games is pretty shocking.

Powerslave · « **Reply #4416 on:** October 31, 2010, 11:13:12 PM »

'pretty shocking'

Diunx · « **Reply #4417 on:** November 01, 2010, 12:17:08 AM »

So Powerslave is a nintard?

lennedsay · « **Reply #4418 on:** November 01, 2010, 12:20:17 AM »

Shameful

Raban · « **Reply #4419 on:** November 01, 2010, 12:35:01 AM »

'Shameful'

Powerslave · « **Reply #4420 on:** November 01, 2010, 01:58:47 AM »

''Shameful''

Raban · « **Reply #4421 on:** November 01, 2010, 01:59:10 AM »

'''Shameful'''

Powerslave · « **Reply #4422 on:** November 01, 2010, 02:00:23 AM »

Raban · « **Reply #4423 on:** November 01, 2010, 02:07:40 AM »

''''''

Raban · « **Reply #4424 on:** November 01, 2010, 04:27:59 AM »

No one.

Raban · « **Reply #4425 on:** November 01, 2010, 04:57:29 AM »

GO BLOW UP A BUILDING AND BUILD A MOSQUE OVER IT YOU DIRTY ARAB.

chronovore · « **Reply #4426 on:** November 01, 2010, 08:38:11 AM »

Reported.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Startselect's micropenis, that is. We all know Wrath is too busy in front of his webcam to actually blow anything up.

[close]

Raban · « **Reply #4427 on:** November 01, 2010, 01:48:19 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 01, 2010, 08:38:11 AM

Reported.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Startselect's micropenis, that is. We all know Wrath is too busy in front of his webcam to actually blow anything up.
[close]

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4428 on:** November 01, 2010, 02:09:59 PM »

Wild Turkey: American Honey is the shit!

Easiest to drink straight whiskey on the rocks I've had yet.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4429 on:** November 01, 2010, 02:52:37 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on November 01, 2010, 08:48:16 AM

Left and smoked cigars outside with hot chicks and some friends, got a pizza and ended that night with horror movies.

What kind of cigars? I smoked a nub cameroon at a party on Friday and it was horrible. I could easily find better cigars for half the price but my friend recommended this to me.

Quote

All I have to say now is how the fuck do you get nail polish off?

Acetone or acetonitrile if you can get it. It's found in some household products but chances are you'll have to scratch it all off.

drew · « **Reply #4430 on:** November 01, 2010, 04:47:47 PM »

i tried to smoke a cigar with my sisters serious boyfriend to try to bond with him on some level but i had trouble, its fake smoking

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4431 on:** November 01, 2010, 04:48:49 PM »

is he black?

drew · « **Reply #4432 on:** November 01, 2010, 04:51:41 PM »

nope, and me and him dont mesh too well, he loves football and has a tattoo of his college on on of his shoulders, he probably thinks im a faggot

Raban · « **Reply #4433 on:** November 01, 2010, 05:05:58 PM »

I'm really annoyed by cigars. I agree with you, drew, it's exactly fake smoking. Cigarettes > Cigars.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4434 on:** November 01, 2010, 05:10:56 PM »

but it's for taste, not a shitty buzz. cigarettes are drugs for pussies.

demi · « **Reply #4435 on:** November 01, 2010, 05:13:57 PM »

Quote from: startselect on November 01, 2010, 01:48:19 PM

Quote from: chronovore on November 01, 2010, 08:38:11 AM
Reported.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Startselect's micropenis, that is. We all know Wrath is too busy in front of his webcam to actually blow anything up.
[close]

i think your micropenis is cute

Raban · « **Reply #4436 on:** November 01, 2010, 05:14:47 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 01, 2010, 05:10:56 PM

but it's for taste, not a shitty buzz. cigarettes are drugs for pussies.

Quote from: demi on November 01, 2010, 05:13:57 PM

Quote from: startselect on November 01, 2010, 01:48:19 PM
Quote from: chronovore on November 01, 2010, 08:38:11 AM
Reported.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Startselect's micropenis, that is. We all know Wrath is too busy in front of his webcam to actually blow anything up.
[close]

i think your micropenis is cute

Raban · « **Reply #4437 on:** November 01, 2010, 05:17:59 PM »

I love how you guys are jumping on cigarettes for not being manly but you don't even inhale cigars

They're just like typical men, big and showy with absolutely no substance underneath the surface.

Raban · « **Reply #4438 on:** November 01, 2010, 05:20:24 PM »

The manliest way.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4439 on:** November 01, 2010, 05:24:53 PM »

Quote from: startselect on November 01, 2010, 05:17:59 PM

I love how you guys are jumping on cigarettes for not being manly but you don't even inhale cigars

They're just like typical men, big and showy with absolutely no substance underneath the surface.

i didn't jump on them. but you called it fake smoking so i brought up an equally stupid point against cigarettes. but let's continue...

cigars are manly because they require a palette and appreciation for taste. cigarettes are something a woman enjoys because it requires neither taste nor class.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4290645 times)