Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[drew]

those guys are INTENSE over the phone, jesus christmas

[Mupepe]

and they're fucking insane in person.  fuck that shit man.

[drew]

yeah i think ill just throw away the envelope when i get it, i plan to probably eventually join but this has put me off, im sure there are enough wackos with ar15's out there to keep them afloat, i work in a fucking restaurant, go bother somebody else

[Phoenix Dark]

i can only imagine the amount of cheeseburger shit wrath is wading through as he attempts to find a believable picture to bolster his story.

[Madrun Badrun]

I saw my dream girl on the bus today.  Redhair, about 5'5, slightly above a petite build, with the bluest eyes I've ever seen.  We sat across from eachother a took turns stealling glances at eachother.  I so should have talked to her, but didn't and now I'll live forever in misery. 

[Fresh Prince]

I'm being serious you should really seek help.

[Robo]

FOREVER ALONE

[demi]

got a new showerhead. the pressure on this thing is so awesome.

spreading your cheeks and letting that powerful stream of water do its thing... feels good, man

i had forgotten showers could be this good.

Nailed it. I love JOing in Shower while it splashes on me and runs down my chest. I wish I was fat so I could just watch it pool up in my belly button.

[BlueTsunami]

I saw my dream girl on the bus today.  Redhair, about 5'5, slightly above a petite build, with the bluest eyes I've ever seen.  We sat across from eachother a took turns stealling glances at eachother.  I so should have talked to her, but didn't and now I'll live forever in misery. 

Your own personal amber lamps

[Madrun Badrun]

exactly

[Himu]

Declined on the offer from my cousin. Maybe he'll have an opening in a year or so.

[bork]

I recently got a job too!  Going to be working at a Tech Support/Help Desk center that specializes in the legal industry.  Training starts at the end of the month.

[Phoenix Dark]

like a hot girl and there is nothing that gives away that she's a shemale, her voice is a girls voice.

pics?

How/where did you meet her? I'm kinda doubting your story here, considering how rare one finds trans individuals who started hormone therapy early enough for them to look/sound as feminine as possible. And in Montana? Nahhh

She's an exchange student and kind of a recluse, I talked to her once to be nice and now I'm one of the few people she actually talks too here. I'm thinking I'll say no cause I don't want to deal with no trans "Its cause I have a penis , isn't it?" drama. I already made out with her when I came back drunk from a party, its when she said she wants to go further but she wanted to warn me and give me time to decide.

Exchange student from where?

So you know her for a bit, make out with her drunk, and she tells you she's trans and wants to fuck? Come on son, we don't believe you, you need more people

[Mupepe]

this whole thread has gotten super gay now, even for EB!  anyways, go on, wrath.  answer the questions

[etiolate]

You guys have some sort of secret power for finding cheeseburgers. This is like the Justice League of Reentry Sex.

[Fresh Prince]

They probably come off as desperate. Or open minded. But I think it's still more desperate.

[Phoenix Dark]

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They couldn't get the riff to sound right, and Chris's voice has downgraded to some weird falsetto

[Robo]

Shoulda stuck with Timbaland.

[brob]

Shoulda never sobered up. That's where he went wrong really.

[TEEEPO]

soundgarden has another song other than black hole sun

[BlueTsunami]

Rusty Cage  :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

kk, back to wrath plz

Would you let her give you a bj or handjob?

[brob]

pegging isn't gay wrath! do it. do itttt.

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doesn't matter anyway, you're Saudi for christ's sake! Y'all love the cock!

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[lennedsay]

Ready to give up the sausage wallet forever?  Well posting here was your first step taken long ago...

I can't even watch cheeseburger porn and I like cock. It's just... ugh. I feel for TS, and I'm sure she's had to deal with a lot but I personally cannot get off to it. So Wrath, watch some cheeseburger porn, see if your dick gets hard, let it make your decision for you.

[Mupepe]

cheeseburger on women porn is meh.  It's not gross, but it's boring since cheeseburgers usually look gross anyways.  but cheeseburger on guy porn is wtf, not a turn on and by the way, totally fucking gay if you watch it. 

[Diunx]

Yeah, that's the gayest thing you can watch on the internet.

[Mupepe]

well the gayest thing short of two fat guys bricking in each others mouths

[Himu]

cheeseburger on women porn is meh.  It's not gross, but it's boring since cheeseburgers usually look gross anyways.  but cheeseburger on guy porn is wtf, not a turn on and by the way, totally fucking gay if you watch it. 

someone hasn't seen vaniity and belladonna going at it obviously.

[Phoenix Dark]

cheeseburger on women porn is meh.  It's not gross, but it's boring since cheeseburgers usually look gross anyways.  but cheeseburger on guy porn is wtf, not a turn on and by the way, totally fucking gay if you watch it. 

someone hasn't seen vaniity and belladonna going at it obviously.

 

[Mupepe]

I haven't.  But why do you say that?  I don't find dicks on chicks attractive and a guy on a guy is gay as hell any way you spin it.  If that's your thing, cool.  But it's still completely homo  haha

[BlueTsunami]

Curiously the best cheeseburger porn are the ones where the cheeseburger has a large raging cock that hasn't been turned into a slug due to years of estrogen therapy

[Himu]

I haven't.  But why do you say that?  I don't find dicks on chicks attractive and a guy on a guy is gay as hell any way you spin it.  If that's your thing, cool.  But it's still completely homo  haha

But dick is fucking sexy. When watching straight porn, I'm never like,"SHOW ME HER PUSSY!" No sir, I'm like,"goddamit, stop panning away from his huge dick, I'm trying to jack it, here!"

[Mupepe]

 

i'm always thinking "quit showing me his dick!  i'm trying to jack it here!"  I wanna see penetration, but I don't wanna be zoomed in on some dude's junk or even worse, his taint.

[Himu]

The taint is awful I agree, but seeing a girl go down on a big meaty dick is sexy. Penetration, it depends.

Dick > vee jay

Booty > both

[Mupepe]

no way.  i could stare at a vajayjay all day.  and i hate bj scenes.  i always skip that shit.  but yeah, ass scenes are the best.  we can agree on that.

[Himu]

You mean anal? Or just shaking booty? I've found some of the best porn I've seen doesn't even have fucking any in it. It's just some really hot chick rubbing soap on herself and shaking her titties.

In any case, I can't watch gay porn. It does nothing for me, unless one of the guys is really girly and cute. I think women are sexually more attractive but dick turns me on more than pussy does and while I think cock is hot, it depends on the guy, and while I think a lot of guys are attractive I wouldn't want to have sex with them. Ew, gross.

I am a sexual enigma, the proof that sexuality lies beyond gay and straight. 

[Mupepe]

any kind of (female) booty play is better than pussy IMO.  But I have an ass and belly button fetish so if I could find finds of chicks licking other chicks belly buttons that'd probably get me off too. 

dick looks gross to me.  never attractive.  the only way it ever does anything for me is if I imagine that it's my dick fucking whoever is on screen.  I'd rather see two pussies rubbing against each other than any dick in the equation.  but lesbian porn in general is meh for me.

[Phoenix Dark]

ass>vag

vaginas rarely look attractive in porn. I prefer hips, legs, hair, ass, real breasts etc over it. And yes, aesthetically there's no denying dick>vagina. No homo, but this has been the case since the dawn of man

[Mupepe]

oh sweet jesus.  say it ain't so, pd.

stop looking at vag that's been tilled 8 times a day by bbc for last 15 years.  a good vag >>>>>>>>>> any dick

there's nothing aesthetically pleasing about a dick.  it's a shaft with a dealio at the end and it squirts stuff.  But a pussy... oh man... a pussy is incredible.  It has two soft covers that close together like resting lips.  beneath it is the softest and most delicious flesh.  you could explore with your tongue for hours everyday and never feel like you've reached the end.  there's always somewhere else to explore.  it looks like the softest envelope ready to carry your sweet load in bubble wrapped safety.  it looks like a magic pillow you could rest your face on and breathe in and when you do... you know you're truly living.

[bud]

i'm a huge ass lover so i thought i'd love anal porn, but it doesn't do much for me

seeing a dick go in there just doesn't look right

i would love to try it one day, though

[lennedsay]

mupepe Same here, dicks are nice and all, but dat vag

Wrath, I think your Pendulum of Love has spoken. Go for it, and tell her that you're a cheeseburger virgin and wanna steer clear from the queer stuff. (But in a much more PC and sensitive way).

[Himu]

I have always liked watching cheeseburger porn, but I always hated the parts when the guy is sucking her off or she's fucking him. And mupepe I too enjoy vaginas in porn

Most trans women who don't work in porn don't want their dicks sucked or to fuck with their dicks, so don't worry.

[demi]

there's nothing aesthetically pleasing about a dick. 

stopped reading here

mupepe left out the part where girls pee out of it, blood squirts out, and gigantic mistakes explode from it like fleshturds

[Diunx]

Vaginas are hot and cocks are gross and ugly, you guys are definitely closet homos.

[Raban]

I think both dicks and vaginas are nice. Most of you guys sound insecure. The only reply I read that sounds truly gay is demi's. That's word for word what most gay people think of vaginas.

[Fresh Prince]

I think both dicks and vaginas are nice. Most of you guys sound insecure. The only reply I read that sounds truly gay is demi's. That's word for word what most gay people think of vaginas.

Ultimately it comes down to- my dick is nice, other men's dicks are not. most women's vaginas are nice.

[Raban]

I think both dicks and vaginas are nice. Most of you guys sound insecure. The only reply I read that sounds truly gay is demi's. That's word for word what most gay people think of vaginas.

Ultimately it comes down to- my dick is nice, other men's dicks are not. most women's vaginas are nice.

Makes sense. Jealousy.

[lennedsay]

there's nothing aesthetically pleasing about a dick. 

stopped reading here

mupepe left out the part where girls pee out of it, blood squirts out, and gigantic mistakes explode from it like fleshturds

virgin confirmed. Girls have a separate hole they pee from. Boys pee out of the same hole.

[demi]

Woah that's a game-changer.

[Mupepe]

there's nothing aesthetically pleasing about a dick. 

stopped reading here

mupepe left out the part where girls pee out of it, blood squirts out, and gigantic mistakes explode from it like fleshturds

there's nothing aesthetically pleasing about a dick. 

stopped reading here

mupepe left out the part where girls pee out of it, blood squirts out, and gigantic mistakes explode from it like fleshturds

virgin confirmed. Girls have a separate hole they pee from. Boys pee out of the same hole.

pwned

plus, girls peeing is
bloody days means put it in the ass days
gigantic mistakes bursting out of it means it's flexible and I can play with that shit. 

What are you supposed to do with a dick?  tie it in a knot?  boring.

[Raban]

What are you supposed to do with a dick?

Stick it in your fucking mouth

[Mupepe]

What are you supposed to do with a dick?

Stick it in your fucking mouth

not special

i can lick a vagina.  try again

[demi]

I fuck girls during their periods, a real man isn't afraid of blood.

You're also a weirdo. Hope this helps

[Raban]

What are you supposed to do with a dick?

Stick it in your fucking mouth

not special

i can lick a vagina.  try again

A vagina can't fill your mouth with warm, pulsating goodness. You can't stuff your throat with a vagina. That'd be awesome if you could, though. I'm pretty sure if you use a pussy pump you can get a big enough pussy. It'll be like choking on jell-o.

[Fresh Prince]

That's what tits are for.

[Raban]

That's what tits are for.

The two sensations are nothing alike. Fail. You still can't choke on a tit. Unless it's a really weird tit.

[demi]

Raban have you licked your boobs before

[drew]

have you even ever had sex before

stop frontin'

[lennedsay]

This is the best conversation I think I've ever seen on EB. 

So a girl can pee on you, squirt her womangasm on you, bleed on you and poo on you all at the same time. And if she's preggo, add in afterbirth and/or break her water on you, and if you catch her at the right time, both plus "baby" on you. It sounds like some guys' dreams. Oh and lactate. So many bodily fluids we're capable of!! I haven't even done half yet!

So you fuck that cheeseburger girl yet, Wrath?