Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4291411 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4620 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:41:32 PM »

girls have three holes then? lmaoo

demi · « **Reply #4621 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:42:27 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on November 11, 2010, 07:41:14 PM

This is the best conversation I think I've ever seen on EB.

So a girl can pee on you, squirt her womangasm on you, bleed on you and poo on you all at the same time. And if she's preggo, add in afterbirth and/or break her water on you, and if you catch her at the right time, both plus "baby" on you. It sounds like some guys' dreams. Oh and lactate. So many bodily fluids we're capable of!! I haven't even done half yet!

So you fuck that cheeseburger girl yet, Wrath?

That's disgusting. Be more womanlike.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4622 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:44:17 PM »

I am sitting here with my legs crossed and my three holes, thank you very much, virginboy.

etiolate · « **Reply #4623 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:49:37 PM »

This page is weird

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4624 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:51:06 PM »

So if you push hard can you play a song with all three? god damn ocarina in ya pants ass niccas

lennedsay · « **Reply #4625 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:54:16 PM »

My husband's embarrassed now because he didn't know about 3 holes until jr high.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4626 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:56:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2010, 07:51:06 PM

So if you push hard can you play a song with all three? god damn ocarina in ya pants ass niccas

Apparently so. Here is lennedsay using those three holes to make some music...

[youtube=560,345]e8mreW0sQ70[/youtube]

Its fucking magical

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4627 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:56:34 PM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4628 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:56:57 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 11, 2010, 07:49:37 PM

This page is weird

I blame mupepe

lennedsay · « **Reply #4629 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:02:07 PM »

It won't work for me!!

ah well I'll just make my own sweet music then.

etiolate · « **Reply #4630 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:14:15 PM »

I have that "been sick for days and now feel up to eating" hunger. It's a fierce, order the Xtra Large pizza for yourself sort of hunger.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4631 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:14:45 PM »

steak n pizza

livin the life

lennedsay · « **Reply #4632 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:17:30 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 11, 2010, 08:14:15 PM

I have that "been sick for days and now feel up to eating" hunger. It's a fierce, order the Xtra Large pizza for yourself sort of hunger.

That's how I am today. Tso's

drew · « **Reply #4633 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:23:56 PM »

seriously shut the fuck up, jesus christ, no guy wants to hear that shit, if you were here i would smack you in the face

demi · « **Reply #4634 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:27:33 PM »

Real talk

Shoulda got Chiken and Mushroom instead, would put your mouth to work

lennedsay · « **Reply #4635 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:29:43 PM »

That's what I get when I order out. Beef or chicken with veggies. But at home we make awesome genital tso's.

Diunx · « **Reply #4636 on:** November 11, 2010, 09:13:39 PM »

So len is your man cut or uncut?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4637 on:** November 11, 2010, 09:14:34 PM »

ok i'm done now $:-\$

Diunx · « **Reply #4638 on:** November 11, 2010, 09:27:23 PM »

You still gonna read her answer perv.

Groogrux · « **Reply #4639 on:** November 12, 2010, 08:41:28 AM »

Where is he anyway?

Diunx · « **Reply #4640 on:** November 12, 2010, 09:01:26 AM »

Doing coke with some z list celebrity

lennedsay · « **Reply #4641 on:** November 12, 2010, 09:17:04 AM »

Oh so that's who he meant by Demi.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4642 on:** November 12, 2010, 10:19:01 AM »

lennedsay got it right with the bodily fluids.

lactating chicks = hot

imma bake a fucking cake with breastmilk and send it to unsuspecting EB'ers. So you guys won't know when I have my next kid until a couple of months later and you all receive suspicious pastries.

Girls are the most versatile sexual creatures. get them a strapon and they can do anything a guy can do and more.

drew · « **Reply #4643 on:** November 12, 2010, 03:05:49 PM »

thats goddamn gross dude, please stop posting

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4644 on:** November 12, 2010, 04:14:30 PM »

update on the cheeseburger plz

Mupepe · « **Reply #4645 on:** November 12, 2010, 04:16:08 PM »

so drew is against female fluids, but doesn't mind cheeseburgers. Well there's no doubt about it now. Drew is taking it from Jorge at work. He just comes around, lifts Drew's dishwashing apron and frees that bad boy.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4646 on:** November 12, 2010, 04:25:02 PM »

Yup, the charade is over.

drew · « **Reply #4647 on:** November 12, 2010, 04:27:51 PM »

when have i ever said anything about a cheeseburger?!

Mupepe · « **Reply #4648 on:** November 12, 2010, 04:31:06 PM »

exactly. your silence said it all!

Robo · « **Reply #4649 on:** November 12, 2010, 04:39:06 PM »

drewsy is clearly sexual frustrated, as evident by his highly antagonistic posting style. i'm sure he's into fucking pretty much anything that moves or otherwise, provided it doesn't find him absolutely repulsive.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4650 on:** November 14, 2010, 12:37:38 AM »

someone told me on Friday night, something regrettable I did (that I couldn't remember) while off my face on booze and pills a couple of months ago. As a result I've been EXTREMELY depressed for the past 48 hours. Time to give the booze and drugs a rest for awhile I think. Came pretty close to causing myself physical harm yesterday

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4651 on:** November 14, 2010, 12:47:16 AM »

shitty post with out saying what you did.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4652 on:** November 14, 2010, 12:49:06 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on November 14, 2010, 12:37:38 AM

someone told me on Friday night, something regrettable I did (that I couldn't remember) while off my face on booze and pills a couple of months ago. As a result I've been EXTREMELY depressed for the past 48 hours. Time to give the booze and drugs a rest for awhile I think. Came pretty close to causing myself physical harm yesterday

are you a rapist

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4653 on:** November 14, 2010, 12:55:36 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 14, 2010, 12:47:16 AM

shitty post with out saying what you did.

It was the last day of my old job which I hated. Naturally I took some drugs and drank my tits off. I was at a bar where a co-worker from another office was. I had had a crush on her for awhile.

I was FUCKED and told her I loved her and wanted to marry her. No idea why I said that because it sure as shit wasn't true, it was just the drugs and booze making me do that shit.

But apparently she took some serious offence at that shit or something.

In the grand scheme of things it's not even a big deal really but I feel like SHIT about doing that

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4654 on:** November 14, 2010, 01:36:10 AM »

pics of the girl plz

chronovore · « **Reply #4655 on:** November 14, 2010, 01:48:13 AM »

Booze and pills together: bad idea, bad kiwi, no biscuit.

Telling a girl you love her and falling all over yourself? Party foul, who the fuck cares? Be nice to yourself. Stop drinking for a bit if it makes you feel better, but getting drunk and making a fool of yourself at your goodbye party isn't really world-ending.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4656 on:** November 14, 2010, 01:54:20 AM »

so that girl was just here

we made out for about an hour and were beginning to fall asleep and then she suddenly says "I gotta go home."

She said she didn't want her to be a hassle in the morning. I was like ....alrighty.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4657 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:01:26 AM »

she was probably bummed you didn't make a move

"i gotta go..."
"you sure? we can make smores and i can sleep on the floor"
"i really mean that much to you..?"
"gurl you know it's true"
"ok i gotta go"
"

"

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4658 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:02:01 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 14, 2010, 01:48:13 AM

Booze and pills together: bad idea, bad kiwi, no biscuit.

Telling a girl you love her and falling all over yourself? Party foul, who the fuck cares? Be nice to yourself. Stop drinking for a bit if it makes you feel better, but getting drunk and making a fool of yourself at your goodbye party isn't really world-ending.

I think a big part of the melting down was compounded stuff. Being a student I've been partying way too hard, and had an intense affair with a girl in my class. Some pretty mental shit really.

But yeah, no booze or buds for awhile. I've got a magazine to put together for class!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4659 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:03:02 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 14, 2010, 01:54:20 AM

so that girl was just here

we made out for about an hour and were beginning to fall asleep and then she suddenly says "I gotta go home."

She said she didn't want her to be a hassle in the morning. I was like ....alrighty.

you made out for AN HOUR and didn't reach into her pants to feel how wet her puss was?

[youtube=560,345]1ytCEuuW2_A[/youtube]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4660 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:03:58 AM »

oh shut up

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4661 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:04:14 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4662 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:06:09 AM »

she was the one who said she wanted to just lay and sleep

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4663 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:06:54 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 14, 2010, 02:06:09 AM

she was the one who said she wanted to just lay and sleep

oh. Well maybe she wants to take it slow... do you like her?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4664 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:12:27 AM »

[youtube=560,345]gVQT6PCPbfU[/youtube]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4665 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:13:19 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on November 14, 2010, 02:06:54 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on November 14, 2010, 02:06:09 AM
she was the one who said she wanted to just lay and sleep

oh. Well maybe she wants to take it slow... do you like her?

She's a nice girl and she's really cute, but I don't really think I like her like that.

drew · « **Reply #4666 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:16:08 AM »

fuck it feels good to go shooting when you havent gone for like forever, forgot how jarring it is, its like an explosion going off in the palm of your hand

got to fondle a p90 (the one in cod4 and counterstrike with the clear magazine that slides in on top

), the bullets are so teeny tiny, games really misrepresent how powerful and effective that thing is

Diunx · « **Reply #4667 on:** November 14, 2010, 09:04:41 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 14, 2010, 01:54:20 AM

so that girl was just here

we made out for about an hour and were beginning to fall asleep and then she suddenly says "I gotta go home."

She said she didn't want her to be a hassle in the morning. I was like ....alrighty.

smh, should have take it out dude.

Reb · « **Reply #4668 on:** November 14, 2010, 10:59:01 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 14, 2010, 01:54:20 AM

so that girl was just here

we made out for about an hour and were beginning to fall asleep and then she suddenly says "I gotta go home."

She said she didn't want her to be a hassle in the morning. I was like ....alrighty.

Ahh, to be thirteen again!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #4669 on:** November 14, 2010, 12:03:43 PM »

brandnew what the fuck man, if after a hour of making out you atleast didn't grab a tit I don't even know what the fuck to say

Robo · « **Reply #4670 on:** November 14, 2010, 03:38:39 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on November 14, 2010, 10:59:01 AM

Ahh, to be thirteen again!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4671 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:00:08 PM »

you guys are assholes

Himu · « **Reply #4672 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:11:58 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 14, 2010, 01:54:20 AM

so that girl was just here

we made out for about an hour and were beginning to fall asleep and then she suddenly says "I gotta go home."

She said she didn't want her to be a hassle in the morning. I was like ....alrighty.

should have started to kiss her neck, work your way down, then lift her shirt and kiss her tummy, and keep lifting until you can see her bra and look at her and see what her reaction is. If her eyes light up and she says go, go for it. If not, don't say a word, and slow bring her shirt down while still kissing her stomach and work your way up again.

who cares if you don't "like" her. You're a man. This is about conquest and seduction.

Are you a virgin or not? Making out by itself gets boring after a while, you should put some passion into it. It'll make her pussy fried.

Keep in mind next time you make out. Make her whole body your canvas, not just the lips. Shows you have courage.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4673 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:18:10 PM »

Brandnew, you should'a asked "Gurl, how you like your eggs fried or fertilized?" and then started dry humping the throw pillow while looking at her affectionately

Himu · « **Reply #4674 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:18:37 PM »

Still, good job. You deserve a pat on the back. You got further than Phoenix Dark and Father Mike did.

Brand New: did you guys dry hump? That is the best part of making out.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4675 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:20:43 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 14, 2010, 04:11:58 PM

should have started to kiss her neck, work your way down, then lift her shirt and kiss her tummy, and keep lifting until you can see her bra and look at her and see what her reaction is. If her eyes light up and she says go, go for it. If not, don't say a word, and slow bring her shirt down while still kissing her stomach and work your way up again.

Sounds suspiciously like a QTE.

Himu · « **Reply #4676 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:21:55 PM »

Hahahaha

romance is nothing but one long qte

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4677 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:22:26 PM »

well there was more than making out...I was kissing her chest and she was fooling around with my neck and ears

and yeah I felt like I was playing heavy rain

Himu · « **Reply #4678 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:24:50 PM »

my nicca

go out and spread that seed

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4679 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:26:55 PM »

see, she likes me though, and I don't really want to lie to her or anything. I think I'm going to tell her soon that I just want to be friends.

at least now I have infinitely more confidence though with girls I'm interested in

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4291411 times)