Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Himu]

what is the problem? She likes you, she's cute, and you won't give her a chance? Even if you don't like her back, at least you're getting something out of the relationship and some experience.

do you like someone else or something?

[Himu]

speaking of kissing: am i the only one who finds french kissing disgusting?

[TakingBackSunday]

I think it's pretty shallow of me to continue it just for the physical stuff.  she's cool but she talks entirely way too much and isn't really all that modest about her accomplishments.  and yeah I like someone else...

[Himu]

Is that other girl single or taken? Is there any chemistry?

[TakingBackSunday]

she's single and theres chemistry, yes.

[Himu]

Why don't you try what you learned with miss lack of modesty on the chick you like? make it a goal before the end of this week to make out with her.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I admire you BrandNew for being a virgin and not giving up your morals.

[Diunx]

speaking of kissing: am i the only one who finds french kissing disgusting?

Is there any other way of kissing

[Mr. Gundam]

speaking of kissing: am i the only one who finds french kissing disgusting?

What is wrong with you.

[Himu]

Tongue is yucky, dude.

If I'm going to put my tongue in or on something it's gonna be some puss.

[TakingBackSunday]

I will admit, this chick tasted great.  Really good kisser, too.  She did that thing where she bit my lower lip and slowly pulled back with her teeth...omfg so hot.

edit: wait, tongue is gross, but pussy isn't?  lol okay himu

[Mr. Gundam]

Tongue is yucky, dude.

What is wrong with you.

[Himu]

 

[The Sceneman]

ffs brandnew just tell her you want to smell her beaver until the cows come home or something

[TakingBackSunday]

 

[The Sceneman]

pussy is mean as bro

[TakingBackSunday]

no.

[Diunx]

You should fuck this girl first and gain some experience, that way when you get to fuck a girl you like it wont be an embarrassing ordeal that both of you would rather forget.

[brawndolicious]

You know what's annoying is when you're doing a science presentation and you find out the relevant chemistry mechanisms in the articles you're using is at least a few months ahead of where your class is so you have ask your instructor for help the day before the presentation is due.

Oh and Brandnew is probably doing the right thing but I don't get why he asked this girl over if he wasn't that interested in her.

[TakingBackSunday]

because we hadn't really met each other yet, it was through mutual friends

[Himu]

seriously, why make out with someone you don't like? brand new? are you really telling us the whole story?

[TakingBackSunday]

you don't think I feel bad about it 

[Himu]

why would you feel bad about it. jeez, it's a learning experience man.

[The Sceneman]

this thread is seriously giving me wood

[Positive Touch]

jesus man it's not like you got her pregnant and left

seriously tho, like someone else said - make it your goal to make out with the girl you actually like by the end of this week.  and for god's sake please try to do more than make out if you can.  eating pussy/getting a bj does not always imply commitment, and you'll feel more confident once you start doing/getting it, especially since you're starting so late in the game

[Madrun Badrun]

seriously, why make out with someone you don't like?

Because she's good looking?

Nah it's so New can convice himself that he's not gay gay gay.

[TakingBackSunday]

and she's got bangin' legs.  she was straddling me and it was wonderful

she's nice and everything she's just...not really my type, personality wise.

[Madrun Badrun]

gay gay gay

[lennedsay]

seriously, why make out with someone you don't like?

Because she's good looking?

Nah it's so New can convice himself that he's not gay gay gay.

Hey how's your dating escapades working out for ya?

[demi]

and she's got bangin' legs.  she was straddling me and it was wonderful

she's nice and everything she's just...not really my type, personality wise.

homo

[The Sceneman]

once those delicious pungent vaginal secretions flow into your mouth you will never go back

[BlueTsunami]

I'm a romantic myself but you gotta take it when its there, Brandnew. You're young, just fuck fuck fuck like you gotta repopulate your area.

[chronovore]

You probably made out with her to see if you would start feeling more for her. Like, maybe, if the chemistry was actually working, you could see it going somewhere else. There's nothing wrong with that. Don't fuck her though, or you will almost certainly feel bad.

[Madrun Badrun]

Totally gone homo.  That's how I can spot that New is triple the homo.

[demi]

nice guys finish last. scenester is gonna move to america just to fuck that bitch while you watch.

[TakingBackSunday]

You probably made out with her to see if you would start feeling more for her. Like, maybe, if the chemistry was actually working, you could see it going somewhere else. There's nothing wrong with that. Don't fuck her though, or you will almost certainly feel bad.

thank you, some logic itt

I should learn not to discuss my dealings with women here

[Himu]

Who said to fuck her aside from a few? Most of us are saying that you shouldn't feel bad about making out with her. The girl likes you, you admit you lack experience, common sense says it's a great way of gaining said experience. getting a bj/eating her pussy/titty suckin' is not on any level, the same as fucking.

[BlueTsunami]

The thing is sometimes girls just wanna bang it out, sex isn't always an enlightening this is the man I want to be with forever situation for a girl. This is the post Sex in the City generation. SMH

Lennedsay should weigh in on this sheeit

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah I guess you guys are right.  I just don't want her to get the wrong idea is all

[Bacchus7]

You gave her a more wrong idea already than if you had just banged her. #FM

[MyNameIsMethodis]

any man who passes on sucking on titties is not a man but a child in a world of pilgrims killing innocent indians

[Van Cruncheon]

pics or stfu

[Himu]

I'm researching this disease my girlfriend has, celiac disease. It makes cooking for her harder than it should be. It must be hard living with this disease. Every where we go, she has to make sure she's not taking in any wheat or gluten. She can't even eat hamburgers.

[Mr. Gundam]

I've got a good friend who is completely gluten free. It took some time to adjust, but she said it's really not that hard.

And also, why do you have to make sure she isn't taking in any gluten? She's an adult, she should be responsible enough to figure this shit out.

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm researching this disease my girlfriend has, celiac disease. It makes cooking for her harder than it should be. It must be hard living with this disease. Every where we go, I have to make sure she's not taking in any wheat or gluten. She can't even eat hamburgers.

We have special drinks and food at Seattle's Best Café just for this purpose.  I really feel bad with people who have problems with gluten.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Seattle's Best Cafe is awesome if you work there I am now your firen.d

I like theo ne at burget king with the whip creme that is really like cake frosting lol

[Himu]

I've got a good friend who is completely gluten free. It took some time to adjust, but she said it's really not that hard.

And also, why do you have to make sure she isn't taking in any gluten? She's an adult, she should be responsible enough to figure this shit out.

I cook for her, mostly.

[fistfulofmetal]

hey brandnew. you and kosma should start club where whiny bitches and come together whine about their whiny bitchy problems.

[TakingBackSunday]

sounds good.  can father mike join?

[demi]

No - 1 female problem requirement

[The Sceneman]

le sick burn

[Madrun Badrun]

No - 1 female problem requirement

But I can complain about my lack of problems!  Or I can always facebook-stalk a girl and complain that she never notices me.


Ya I'm an outcast to even the girl-problem socal club

[MyNameIsMethodis]

heh heh facebook stalking  cute girls heh heh

[Himu]

OK I'll stop being sarcastic for a moment and be serious with you BN. Its alright if you don't really want to fuck her, even if she's hot. These things happen and you shouldn't feel bad that you made out with her, you like that other girl and you should try to with that one. But if you are still thinking you might want to have sex with the girl you made out with, make it clear that you don't want any relationship out of this and it's all primal humping is all. But if you don't you should stop dicking around and try to get with the girl you like.

Seriously. Like I said, make it a goal to make out with the girl you like before the end of this week. Grow some balls and ask her the fuck out.

[lennedsay]

The thing is sometimes girls just wanna bang it out, sex isn't always an enlightening this is the man I want to be with forever situation for a girl. This is the post Sex in the City generation. SMH

Lennedsay should weigh in on this sheeit

My serious thoughts are 1.) Don't feel bad 2.) Don't let her make you feel bad later when you hit it & quit it for the new girl 3.) This won't be the first time this will happen to this girl, so she needs to just have it happen and learn to suck it up. Happens to guys and girls all the time. She just needs to bum out, hang out with her girlfriends, eat some ice cream out of the container, and get over it. If she's weird about it for an extended length of time, then she's the one with the problem, not you BN. Maybe she could be more pissed if you actually banged that shit out, but at this point, just act like it was a minor lapse of judgment and it never happened. Girls are crazy, and the feelings of those you should really, really care about are family, close girl friends, and people you actually have chemistry with.

With that said... if you don't make out with that new girl by the end of the week, I will subject you to daily updates of my sex life. That caramel you dip apple slices in may or may not have been involved today. I'll let you know in 9 months when I'm posting pics of our little fuck trophy.

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That probably won't be happening though.

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I guess we'll find out soon enough.

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[TakingBackSunday]

little fuck trophy

birth certificate name for sure

[lennedsay]

Can't get those kinds of trophies playing PS3.

So did you fuck this new girl yet, or what?

[TakingBackSunday]

no

[lennedsay]

Ok, well less commenting on fuck trophies, and more hitting on new girl.

[Phoenix Dark]

Since we're all talkin bout ladies..

My best female friend just broke up with her bf. This is the second time they've broken up, each time after like a year of lubbie dubbie stuff. The guy always struck me as an asshole due to some of the stuff he's said to me, but it seemed like he treated her well.

Anyway a couple days ago she texted me saying she wants to go out to lunch. We go back a long way, and we almost screwed everything up going from friends to more but I turned her down a few years ago. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe the lunch is just to hang out but I have a feeling she wants to get together. It always happens in November too, I swear.