Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Himu]

Who doesn't like bjs?

Well, it depends on the teeth. Have you ever had a bj from a chick with a gap in between her fronts?

[Mupepe]

no.  i don't fuck with gap toothed bitches.  you were saying on GAF you didn't care for them.

[Himu]

Not exactly. I said that women suck dick better than men and gay-gaf got on my balls saying,"BUT MEN KNOW THE PENIS BETTER THAN WOMEN" to which people with sense said,"it's a fucking cock, not a vag, you can make a cock cum if you stepped on it and rubbed it with your foot if you did it soft enough." but noooooooooooooooo, men are better dick suckers! They know about the complexities of the penis!

[Mupepe]

oh my bad.  i skimmed the thread and saw a lot of gay shit and just saw some post.  guess it was out of context.  gay gaf is so gay

[Brehvolution]

It makes sense that men are better at bj's but I'm probably not willing to find out.

Paging Jarosh!

[Himu]

I've had a bj from both genders and women win.

[cool breeze]

A few months ago I posted about a weird public bathroom I went to.  I doubt anyone remembers, but things like 6 foot 7 guy used to watch me pee, a handicap woman would drive around in the mens room, etc.  Anyway, I go back today and the place is pitch dark.  It's early so I thought maybe no one went in yet.  Then I turn on the light and this dude jumps out of one of the stalls; no pants, holding a stack of toilet paper to his butthole.  The guy slams the door closed and finishes his business (I guess) and I go to the furthest stall for him to take a piss.  Then the lights go out as I hear the main doors open and the guy runs out of there.  I had to use the light from my cellphone to navigate out of there.

[Positive Touch]

what the fuck?  are you pissing in an asylum?

[Brehvolution]

linkzg

[Phoenix Dark]

Linkzg taking pisses at Shutter Island again

[Mr. Gundam]

Every other school district is either closed or shutting down early today because of the snow... but we're open all day. AWESOME.

[Mr. Gundam]

We're being let out a whole 30 minutes early. Yay. 

I left work at 2:45pm and got home at 10:45pm. Eight hours to drive 30 miles in the snow on I-5.

[Diunx]

A few months ago I posted about a weird public bathroom I went to.  I doubt anyone remembers, but things like 6 foot 7 guy used to watch me pee, a handicap woman would drive around in the mens room, etc.  Anyway, I go back today and the place is pitch dark.  It's early so I thought maybe no one went in yet.  Then I turn on the light and this dude jumps out of one of the stalls; no pants, holding a stack of toilet paper to his butthole.  The guy slams the door closed and finishes his business (I guess) and I go to the furthest stall for him to take a piss.  Then the lights go out as I hear the main doors open and the guy runs out of there.  I had to use the light from my cellphone to navigate out of there.

Why would you even go in after seeing that?

[Reb]

Looking at my IOS 4 update saying 30 minutes remaining for the last 2 hours.

[Mupepe]

I like Selena more

[Himu]

Went to ear doc, been diagnosed with s ensorineural hearing loss.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensorineural_hearing_loss

 

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[fistfulofmetal]

that sucks himur here let me cheer you up

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edit: wait....

[Himu]

Eh, thinking about it it s not too bad. My hearing loss isn't bad I just have trouble with certain voices. So theoretically a hearing aid could fix my troubles. Let's just hope it doesn't get worse. Happy thoughts!

[Phoenix Dark]

hope you get better himu. Vitamin E helps with that symptom right?

[Robo]

I'm gonna have to go in to see the doctor sometime this week regarding my hearing too.  My left ear feels like it's clogged; there's a sort of pressure inside and my hearing is slightly distorted in that ear.  I'm hoping it's actually clogged up or, at worst, infected, and that it isn't related to my hearing.

[Himu]

I just like music too much haha. Headphones are probably half the reason. Also wrath, I'm embarrassed when it comes to phones due to hearing. And yeah Phoenix apparently diet helps turn it around but that's not universal.

[Robo]

I dealt with the same robo, mine was infected so it could be the same for ya.

My left nostril is pretty clogged up compared to the right one now that I think of it.  It's probably discharging fluid and shit behind the ear drum, so yeah, I bet it's infected.

[Himu]

Speaking of which I have nasal surgery in a month. Septum is curved on my left nostril so I can't breathe straight. Surgery will re-align it. Could help with hearing.

[Diunx]

I had an infected ear a couple of years ago, so much pain :'( one of the worts week of my life.

[Powerslave]

sigh

[Raban]

sigh

What's wrong, hun?

[Powerslave]

oh.. nothing, only everything.

[Raban]

Sorry to hear that, man. I'd offer to console you, but I'm struggling to cope with my own problems, so I wouldn't be any help.

[Powerslave]

see? everything's wrong

[Raban]

[Mr. Gundam]

We're being let out a whole 30 minutes early. Yay. 

I left work at 2:45pm and got home at 10:45pm. Eight hours to drive 30 miles in the snow on I-5.

[bork]

We're being let out a whole 30 minutes early. Yay. 

I left work at 2:45pm and got home at 10:45pm. Eight hours to drive 30 miles in the snow on I-5.

What.  The.

That's insane. 

[Brehvolution]

We're being let out a whole 30 minutes early. Yay. 

I left work at 2:45pm and got home at 10:45pm. Eight hours to drive 30 miles in the snow on I-5.

Holy crap! How much snow fell?

[lennedsay]

Tell me you didn't go to work today. "I put my 8 hours in last night guys!"

[Mr. Gundam]

I actually texted a couple of my coworkers on the slog home last night "Those fuckers better cancel tomorrow or I will rage on them."

All the school districts in the greater Seattle area are closed today. Now I'm planning my route to the airport to catch my 4:45pm flight to Omaha. Looks like the bus right by my house will take me to the light rail station.

[Phoenix Dark]

pc fagz, is DirectX 11 compatible with Windows XP?

[Pringo]

pc fagz, is DirectX 11 compatible with Windows XP?

Vista and 7 only iirc.

[Madrun Badrun]

just saw the die hand die episode of the xfiles.  Really good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hand_Die_Verletzt

[cool breeze]

I'm writing the worst paper I've ever written.  I'm wondering if I should just not hand it in, but the teacher might take pity on me.  This is going to be embarrassing.  I might just add "I'm sorry -- I'll suck your dick for a C" at the end.

[brawndolicious]

What's the paper on?  I had a presentation for chemistry last week and all my information was jumbled up and I constantly kept on reexplaining things that I forgot whether I explained fully but I still ended up with an A since the actual content was solid.

[cool breeze]

Analyzing sonnets and things like that.

I have written poor papers where the content was good enough to justify a high grade.  Just last week I wrote a quick five page paper during a break between two classes; really messy, but good enough for an A-.  But this is a disaster.  My test grades have been solid (I got high 90s on the midterm and the class average was only 80) so hopefully that is good enough.  This is definitely the worst shape I've been in since I had to take math courses.

and shit, I have to leave in five hours.   Not getting any sleep either.  At least I can sleep in on Thursday...wait, I have to cook stuff.  drat.

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah I've had some rough papers this semester.  I've had to write eight ten page papers.  In two months 

[lennedsay]

I always make an outline of sorts. If the paper is easy, I'll do the outline in the same doc file, and each outline topic is the first sentence of each paragraph so you don't spend time rewording. Your outline of intro, paragraphs, and conclusions should sound like a teeny tiny paper. Then you just fill in your points under the right topic.

And if my shit is all jumbled like that, I'll do the outline thing, and number the paragraphs. Then I'll go back to my crap paper, and each sentence, I'll categorize by paragraph. Then it's easier to look at Paragraph 2 by itself than the whole paper.

Doesn't help now though.

[Powerslave]

writing a paper

[Groogrux]

Just finished working on cleaning an old safety razor that I plan to include in a dopp kit gift set. 

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Sorry about some of the shots from the front.  I was using and older camera of mine and it didn't want to cooperate as well as it should have.  Anyway, after removing some old soap scum and buildup from it (at first I thought it was a black material poured in to give it better grip  ) with a bathroom cleaner and then a metal cleaner (using a toothbrush and toothpicks, mind you), I moved on to a silver polish.  After polishing it up a little I threw a couple of drops of 3-in-1 oil to make the the hinge open and close smoothly.

I'm still thinking about taking it to a jeweler friend of mine to clean and polish it up some more and see if he can remove the tarnish off of it.  But other than that, it's coming along quite well.  Now all I need is a shave brush, a decent looking mug, and a bar of shave soap. 

I'm going to be putting this in for a Bad Santa gift exchange with some friends.  The razor is one of two I had from around the house.  I took the other one and cleaned it up a while back (it cleaned up better) and started shaving with it.  I consider it to be very manly, easier on the wallet, and a better shave.

[Himu]

my hotmail is totally spam infested, sorry

[Phoenix Dark]

apple tards: is there a good screen protector or plastic case/grip for the ipod touch?

[Himu]

apple tards: is there a good screen protector or plastic case/grip for the ipod touch?

You're joining the fold I see.

http://www.mikesquarter.com/best-ipod-touch-cases-out-there-79/

Check this out.

[Phoenix Dark]

Which one did you get? I'm leaning towards a plastic one, like this
http://www.amazon.com/Incipio-dermaSHOT-iPod-Touch-Black/dp/B0042I70YA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1291065085&sr=1-1

I've only dropped my 2gb ipod like twice, and the plastic case absorbed the fall well. No way I'm going to be walking to class with this if it's not as secure and safe as possible. Not too worried about lint lol

[Brehvolution]

I'm taking a leap and trying out a MS Natural Ergonomic KB 4000. I definitely type slower but I'm getting used to it and I like it.

[Himu]

Which one did you get? I'm leaning towards a plastic one, like this
http://www.amazon.com/Incipio-dermaSHOT-iPod-Touch-Black/dp/B0042I70YA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1291065085&sr=1-1

I've only dropped my 2gb ipod like twice, and the plastic case absorbed the fall well. No way I'm going to be walking to class with this if it's not as secure and safe as possible. Not too worried about lint lol

I don't have a case yet. That one looks good.

With the ipod touch the biggest worry is the BACK, which is made of silver and scratches easily.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is the 2G/3G bigger than the 4G or something?
http://www.amazon.com/Otterbox-Defender-Touch-Crystal-Silicone/dp/B003FVU49I/ref=lh_ni_t_

That looks good, but I dunno if it'll fit

[Himu]

I dunno. I think it's mostly aesthetic. The itouch 2/3g don't have cameras for example, so if you get a 4g case for 3g it'll like...you have a hole there for no reason or something.

btw if you're going to get a used one, just head to the apple store.

http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/specialdeals/ipod/ipod_touch?mco=MTkyMTYwNjY

edit: oh shit, they don't have refurbished 8 gigs.

[Phoenix Dark]

I bought a 32gig on black friday. Should be here in a couple days.

[Himu]

Haha 32? What happen to "too much space?"

I got 12 gigs of music/podcast on mine (that's enough for now), 2 gigs of apps and games, .5 gigs of kindle books. Won't fill it any time soon.

[Phoenix Dark]

Haha 32? What happen to "too much space?"

I got 12 gigs of music/podcast on mine (that's enough for now), 2 gigs of apps and games, .5 gigs of kindle books. Won't fill it any time soon.

Seemed like a better deal than the 8gb. Last night I highlighted just about all the music on my computer - it's like 20gb or so lmao.

[Himu]

Yeah, you don't have to put ALL your music on there at once or anything. lmao I put my favorites and what I'm listening to at any given moment on mine.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah, you don't have to put ALL your music on there at once or anything. lmao I put my favorites and what I'm listening to at any given moment on mine.

I know, it's just hilarious because I have a shit ton of music yet I could put it all on heh. I'll finally be able to have freedom over what I keep on my ipod. I did a great job with 2GB, but this year its been a revolving door of new music - get a new album, replace another new album.

[Robo]

Pretty sure you can get cases for the Touch at any ol' dollar store or Five and Below.