Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Phoenix Dark]

remind me never to give you my number 

[chronovore]

Not having internet at home gives me insomnia.

using laptop at pizza joint. People are playing Dresden Files pen and paper RPG. Putin is trying to explain wikileaks stuff to Larry King. Vagrant looking man has a pieced together laptop and is interneting away.

Fucking bizarre world.

I wish I could walk in on scenes like that.

I love having sex with fat chicks

I don't ever need to walk in on a scene like that.

[Himu]

wrath called me at like 3 am, i was sleep and he called me bisexual and a cigarillo and shit.

what the fuck.

[Mupepe]

he called me at 2am.  I rolled over saw the caller ID and went back to sleep.  Sorry, bro.  But I figured it was drunk dialing and I was already sleeping  haha

[lennedsay]

Somebody's never going to be my texting buddy!

Poor himu   

[Madrun Badrun]

I just had this conversation with the chat bot I built


OT: Hey arvie, I'm Jenny.
Where do you work arvie?

ME: I fucking work at bar.
BOT: I'm really not a fan of swearing.
It must be really intresting to work at bar.
Do you enjoy your work?

ME: shit no.
BOT: Could you please not swear around me arvie.  Thanks.
That's too bad.
Enjoying your job is really important for a happy life.
Do you enjoy reading books?

ME: bitch I don't read.
BOT: I said I didn't like swearing.  Good bye.

.......................................
...NEW CONVERSATION...
.......................................
Hello a, I'm Michelle.
Tell me about your work?
ME: I work in a spaceship.
BOT: Working in a spaceship sounds nice.
Do you like your work, arvie?

ME: no, it is lonely.
BOT: Well only a few people have jobs they like, I guess.
Do you enjoy watching movies?

ME: yes I do.  Do you?
BOT: Ya movies are wonderful, especially dramas
That's good.  I couldn't be with some one that doesn't.
So arvie, what is your favorite movie?
Citizan Kane is my favorite movie ever.
It's such an engaging story and the cinamatography is wonderful.

ME: You like dramas?  me too.
BOT: For me there is nothing better than a good long drama.
Something like the Godfather, Citizen Kane, or Seven Samurai.
That was a good movie.
Have you seen any good movies recently?
ME: yes princese monokie
BOT: That's to bad.
I'm a book person, what about you?

BOT: O look at the time!
arvie it was very nice meeting you!
Take care

[Himu]

"yes princess monokie" (mononoke you mean?)
"that's to bad."



You have developed an anime troll bot that has picked up your trail of typos.

[lennedsay]

[demi]

Building your own friends to talk to

[Madrun Badrun]

female friend! *hover hands my bot

[Bacchus7]

BOT: O look at the time!
arvie it was very nice meeting you!
Take care

Just ice cold 'cause you know your Bot doesn't have anything better to do.

[drew]

jesus christ, dude

just jesus h christ

[Madrun Badrun]

What?

[Diunx]

My cus just told me that her family is loáded Í'm going in!

Dínüx is wórkíng hárd for the mönéy. So hárd for it hónéy.

I finally learned how to change the input style on my phone no more "corrections"

I saw this morning that I did some drunk texting last night luckily most people have learn to just don't give a fuck when they receive a text/call from me after hours.

[Maximus]

Convo stuff

This is hands down the best conversation I have ever read on the internet.

Have you seen any good movies recently?
ME: yes princese monokie
BOT: That's to bad.
I'm a book person, what about you?

BOT: O look at the time!
arvie it was very nice meeting you!
Take care

bwah ha ha ha ha ha

[Diunx]

I would totally watch a sequel to weird science starring fm.

[etiolate]

my spacebar is dying on finals week

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm posting on my iPod touch

[Himu]

went to taco bell with some friends ,had to take a HUGE DUMP like 5 minutes after leaving. jesus christ, taco bell!!!

[Phoenix Dark]

luckily you were already outside amirite

[Himu]

broke up with gf going to get piss drunk tonight, then going to bucs vs falcons game tomorrow in tampa

[Great Rumbler]

went to taco bell with some friends ,had to take a HUGE DUMP like 5 minutes after leaving. jesus christ, taco bell!!!

I ate a Taco Bell about an hour and half ago.

[Phoenix Dark]

broke up with gf going to get piss drunk tonight, then going to bucs vs falcons game tomorrow in tampa

Can we get pics now?

[Fresh Prince]

I like himu's priorities. taking a huge dump > breaking up with gf. himu's a mack

[Himu]

I like himu's priorities. taking a huge dump > breaking up with gf. himu's a mack

we stopped by our usual bar, some stayed, gonna back in an hour but it was hilarious. Took the dump and like some guy came in and since i'm a god among men, my shit don't stink so he didn't realize I was there until I blirted out "fuck taco bell!" out loud and we just laughed and yapped while we were in our stalls.

first time i ever really had a convo with a stranger in a restroom. my philosophy is usually get in and get out, don't stare at my dick, i won't stare at yours (unless you're attractive), and finally don't talk to me.

[Fresh Prince]

Yes I don't get the whole let's have conversations while we're in the restroom thing either. What are we women?

[Diunx]

I had taco bell yesterday and I'm fine you gringos need to stop spreading fud againts beaner food.

[Himu]

Yes I don't get the whole let's have conversations while we're in the restroom thing either. What are we women?

every men's restroom i've been in has been as cold, quiet and awkward as a comic book shop.

the rules of the men's restroom:

1. don't talk to me
2. DON'T LOOK AT MY DICK
3. don't touch me
4. DON'T TALK TO ME
5. get better aim

I had taco bell yesterday and I'm fine you gringos need to stop spreading fud againts beaner food.

i am all for beaner food but holy crap, man.

[Fresh Prince]

The guys at work I know always take it as an opportunity to waste some time and shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

I stare at the ground, go in get out. Never use a urinal unless the stalls are all taken. If someone strikes up conversation I go into full "one word response" mode. If someone is using the urinal while I'm washing my hands, don't look into the mirror.

basic rules

[Fresh Prince]

The rule for the 21st Century should be don't pull out your phone while you're in the restroom because you look like a creep.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea. Cellphone cameras have made that a complete no no.

[Fresh Prince]

yet you want to work in a porn store....

[Diunx]

While on the subject last night I went to the bathroom at the bar I was in to have a little piss and there was this cleaning woman mopping the floor and for what I remember the conversation when something like this:

Me: hey could you excuse me for a second while a use the bathroom
cleaning lady : go ahead sweetheart I'm a married woman I have seen that thing many times before.
me: well I don't feel like showing you my dick and I really have to go so please get out.

I don't remember what she said after that just that she got out and when I was done I opened the door and she was next to it mop in hand waiting for me to finish with some creepy looking smile on her face

[Himu]

should have asked for a handjob

[Phoenix Dark]

should have asked if she wanted to make an extra $5, then winked at her

[Joe Molotov]

Was she stroking the mop handle seductively?

[OptimoPeach]

I'm so cautious when it comes to my timing of using the bathroom at work that I feel like a nutjob. I'm not some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow aspie or anything but god it's awkward

[BlueTsunami]

My jobs bathroom is basically a through way to the mass locker rooms and is a shortcut to the cafe. No more quiet shits for me.

The best jobs for personal bathroom usage is an office in a multi level building. Go to an area where a piddly small business is stationed and use the hallway bathroom. Fucking bliss.

[Himu]

Because it wasn't working for me. We're not compatible, and plus there's someone else I'm interested in dating. I was even going to balance the two while I see which one I liked more. Made me feel guilty I was even considering cheating but whatever.

[Mupepe]

Everyone at least thinks about cheating once, as long as its not a long standing relationship or marriage its not that bad.

yeah, no.  allowing yourself concessions like that means you'll more easily allow yourself that when you get the urge to do it in a long term relationship or marriage.  I'm not judging you if you do, I'm saying it's a bad idea mentally to give yourself that kinda leeway.

[demi]

While on the subject last night I went to the bathroom at the bar I was in to have a little piss and there was this cleaning woman mopping the floor and for what I remember the conversation when something like this:

Me: hey could you excuse me for a second while a use the bathroom
cleaning lady : go ahead sweetheart I'm a married woman I have seen that thing many times before.
me: well I don't feel like showing you my dick and I really have to go so please get out.

I don't remember what she said after that just that she got out and when I was done I opened the door and she was next to it mop in hand waiting for me to finish with some creepy looking smile on her face

Why were you scared to show her your tiny dick?

I like her attitude. We need more like her. It's just a penis.

Bathrooms at work are instant 5 minute breaks. You can take your DS and sit down without even pulling down your pants. Just sit there for 10 minutes and play some DS.

[Phoenix Dark]

Everyone at least thinks about cheating once, as long as its not a long standing relationship or marriage its not that bad.

Cheating is never justified

[The Sceneman]

While on the subject last night I went to the bathroom at the bar I was in to have a little piss and there was this cleaning woman mopping the floor and for what I remember the conversation when something like this:

Me: hey could you excuse me for a second while a use the bathroom
cleaning lady : go ahead sweetheart I'm a married woman I have seen that thing many times before.
me: well I don't feel like showing you my dick and I really have to go so please get out.

I don't remember what she said after that just that she got out and when I was done I opened the door and she was next to it mop in hand waiting for me to finish with some creepy looking smile on her face

Why were you scared to show her your tiny dick?

I like her attitude. We need more like her. It's just a penis.

Bathrooms at work are instant 5 minute breaks. You can take your DS and sit down without even pulling down your pants. Just sit there for 10 minutes and play some DS.

we used to have cleaning women come into my old office and clean the mens room during work hours. Once of them was kinda hot. If they were cleaning I just went in there and whipped out my junk. A mans gotta go.

[Diunx]

Everyone at least thinks about cheating once, as long as its not a long standing relationship or marriage its not that bad.

Cheating is never justified

What if the chick is really really reallyyyyyyy hot?

[Diunx]

Fuck! I have a voice mail on my phone but forgot my password I have never used this shit before so I have no idea what it is and costumer service is not picking up the phone, this shit is gonna drive me nuts

[Fresh Prince]

I find cheating kind of lolwurthy. You don't own human beings.

[Positive Touch]

I find cheating kind of lolwurthy. You don't own human beings.

no but you do owe them some respect.  generally speaking entering a relationship entails exclusivity and requires a certain level of trust.  breaking this trust makes you a dick, sorry.  i find that most cheaters are either a) too chickenshit to break up with a person they don't want to be with so they fuck around instead b) immature young'uns that just want as much action as they can handle c) those assholes that want the security of a relationship with the excitement of hookups on the side

[Mupepe]

I find cheating kind of lolwurthy. You don't own human beings.

most relationships involve an agreement of only being sexually active with each other.  because ya know, kids and stds from other people fucking sucks and tends to complicate things. 

anyways, your post sounds like something from one of those gaf threads filled with socially rebellious virgins who rail against relationship norms because they cant seem to maintain one.  ive found the same thing to be true of those people i meet in real life too.

[Phoenix Dark]

I find cheating kind of lolwurthy. You don't own human beings.

maybe when you grow up you can experience a relationship

[Fresh Prince]

So this is what trolling feels like. It's pretty empty.

[The Sceneman]

goddman fucking jalapenos rip through your asshole so good

gotta stop munching on those things

[Boogie]

So this is what trolling feels like. It's pretty empty.

You're doing it wrong.

[Himu]

I'm just glad I didn't act upon my impulses and ended it when I realized how much of a jackass I was being. Totally disappointed in myself.

In any case, the Buccaneers vs Falcons game was great aside from the fact the weather dropped to the 30's and the Earth decided to serve me a poop sandwich with a side of mild winds. Seriously Florida is getting colder and colder.

[Himu]

Okay, so today we're recording a show that does covers local events and topics. Today's topic was healthcare. One of the guests was this bald dude I've never seen come on the show. I was on camera 3 which was covering him in a mid shot and the whole group in a wide shot. Anyways, just about half the time he was staring RIGHT AT ME. I wasn't sure if he wanted to kiss me, or kill me but either way it was creepy as fuck. I've never seen anyone make me as uncomfortable as this dude at this gig.

*into mic while taping*

"_______, ______ is staring right at me. Like for twenty minutes dude. What do I do?!"
"Camera 2, camera 2. Garrett wink at him."
"No!"

So we just laughed at his face the entire taping under our breath. It was funny.

When the show was over he basically ran out of the door. 

[etiolate]

he wanted you to run after him

[Himu]

drew: i'm gonna do some acid next week, dude! excite!

[demi]

Acid is lame... himu. I wouldnt go through with it.

[Himu]

[demi]

Maybe Florida LSD is better. It wasnt anything special here. But it was probably just a mixture of detergents...